FabSwingers.com forum: Forum Amnesty...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This is crazy talk! CRAAAAAZY TALK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be funny? That's gonna be a hard one

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is crazy talk! CRAAAAAZY TALK!!!"

Too radical?!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I might manage c if I try very hard.

The rest? Unlikely, if I'm honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Morning all hope you are as happy as us Jane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this should be doable -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw this......

CLIQUE!!!!!!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally easy but i quit smoking two days ago and have hormones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a sense of humour bypass so being funny is not possible, all the others I've done already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in I like this one

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Normally easy but i quit smoking two days ago and have hormones

oh shit

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

But it would stop being fun!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I think I do most of them every day don't I or at least till some fuckwit passes me off

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"But it would stop being fun!

Maybe if you've known nothing else but I much prefer the flirty banter than the bitchy crap.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"But it would stop being fun!

Maybe if you've known nothing else but I much prefer the flirty banter than the bitchy crap.

Plus 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to do my best....think I will start with the lovely knitter.....not really seen you on the forums much? So a very big welcome to you. Please ask for any advice (though I doubt you will need any) and, I think your pics are lovely.

I would try the being funny bit....but that may need to wait until I've had more caffeine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"But it would stop being fun!

Maybe if you've known nothing else but I much prefer the flirty banter than the bitchy crap.

Plus 1

Some people just don't get irony....

People also take all this stuff seriously, too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Immediate fail... You errrm mentioned the c word in F)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will try again..

I do that every day as I'm a good forumite me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A) Don't bring Bladey anywhere near me

B)Daytona is gorgeous

C)Zoya, assume the position

D)Peace and love to everyone

E)I'll tell you all a joke later.....

F)I am a one man band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Hello newbies xx

Advice for guys.... if u like your cock please put toilet seat down.

Now in gonna stay off here for 24 hours then I have completed all lol xx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"But it would stop being fun!

Maybe if you've known nothing else but I much prefer the flirty banter than the bitchy crap.

Plus 1

Some people just don't get irony....

People also take all this stuff seriously, too

That wasn't irony...

Taking it seriously is way too dull... I'm all for total nonsense but it seems even spelling that out to the grammar police doesn't work!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Can't B and C be forum rules?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"A) Don't bring Bladey anywhere near me

B)Daytona is gorgeous

C)Zoya, assume the position

D)Peace and love to everyone

E)I'll tell you all a joke later.....

F)I am a one man band

What did I do ya knob rash

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A) Don't bring Bladey anywhere near me

B)Daytona is gorgeous

C)Zoya, assume the position

D)Peace and love to everyone

E)I'll tell you all a joke later.....

F)I am a one man band

What did I do ya knob rash

Upset me with your foul and utterly offensive language if I'm totally honest

I'll give ya a race round the Isle though, and when I get to the pub first there'll be a pint waiting on the bar for ya

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"A) Don't bring Bladey anywhere near me

B)Daytona is gorgeous

C)Zoya, assume the position

D)Peace and love to everyone

E)I'll tell you all a joke later.....

F)I am a one man band

What did I do ya knob rash

Upset me with your foul and utterly offensive language if I'm totally honest

I'll give ya a race round the Isle though, and when I get to the pub first there'll be a pint waiting on the bar for ya

I'll wait in the car park just so you can put your hand in ya pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screw this......

CLIQUE!!!!!!

-Courtney "

Dosent Marc never post on here?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Screw this......

CLIQUE!!!!!!

-Courtney

Dosent Marc never post on here?"

Yes he did yesterday.we was all

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Screw this......

CLIQUE!!!!!!

-Courtney

Dosent Marc never post on here?

Yes he did yesterday.we was all

He did it one handed as well, pull ups are quite difficult in that respect I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This idea went well.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Think I can manage A, B, C, D and F. E is a far trickier proposal.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This idea went well."

It's coz I'm not in the clique innit?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP ..

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"F) not mention the clique"

Rule 1 of the clique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love flirting

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"This idea went well.

It's coz I'm not in the clique innit?!

Get yer act together woman ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally easy but i quit smoking two days ago and have hormones

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thanks good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screw this......

CLIQUE!!!!!!

-Courtney

Dosent Marc never post on here?"

Aren't I good enough for you lot? Jeez. I come on fab and I'm the only women who everyone only talks to to get to the man.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be funnier than I usually am?

DG, I'm not sure that's even possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is crazy talk! CRAAAAAZY TALK!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Now I know you're not a newbie and I'm not trying to pick a fight, but this is something someone In the clique would make. This might sound mean but I'm trying to give you some helpful advice...try posting something funny, humour always works

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We're really just trying to have a gang bang with Marc when you're not looking Courtney!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It started so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're really just trying to have a gang bang with Marc when you're not looking Courtney!

I'm sleeping with one eye open

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screw this......

CLIQUE!!!!!!

-Courtney

Dosent Marc never post on here?

Aren't I good enough for you lot? Jeez. I come on fab and I'm the only women who everyone only talks to to get to the man.

-Courtney "
chipperoo everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dosent Marc never post on here?

Aren't I good enough for you lot? Jeez. I come on fab and I'm the only women who everyone only talks to to get to the man.

-Courtney "

People lust after the unobtainable (fictional?).

That's why ladies also try to get a meet with Funky Monkey's mate Mark (who is a ninja).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dosent Marc never post on here?

Aren't I good enough for you lot? Jeez. I come on fab and I'm the only women who everyone only talks to to get to the man.

-Courtney

People lust after the unobtainable (fictional?).

That's why ladies also try to get a meet with Funky Monkey's mate Mark (who is a ninja). "

I knew I should have chosen a different name for my fake husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dosent Marc never post on here?

Aren't I good enough for you lot? Jeez. I come on fab and I'm the only women who everyone only talks to to get to the man.

-Courtney

People lust after the unobtainable (fictional?).

That's why ladies also try to get a meet with Funky Monkey's mate Mark (who is a ninja).

I knew I should have chosen a different name for my fake husband

"
chipperoo great name wrong spelling ,he looks great hanging from a transom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dosent Marc never post on here?

Aren't I good enough for you lot? Jeez. I come on fab and I'm the only women who everyone only talks to to get to the man.

-Courtney

People lust after the unobtainable (fictional?).

That's why ladies also try to get a meet with Funky Monkey's mate Mark (who is a ninja).

I knew I should have chosen a different name for my fake husband

chipperoo great name wrong spelling ,he looks great hanging from a transom

Doesn't he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way i see it is thus

No one goes out looking for a row

Everyone is nice to a newbie (unless there being a twat)

Advice is always good even if it's not the answer people want

And the clique is the funniest bunch on here

So all covered then in my eyes.keep up the good work gang

Don x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might manage c if I try very hard.

The rest? Unlikely, if I'm honest.

You say nice things. Don't put yourself down.

(Does that count as me being nice?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dosent Marc never post on here?

Aren't I good enough for you lot? Jeez. I come on fab and I'm the only women who everyone only talks to to get to the man.

-Courtney

People lust after the unobtainable (fictional?).

That's why ladies also try to get a meet with Funky Monkey's mate Mark (who is a ninja). "

You had to bring that up again ;'( I was devastated after being knocked back by Funky Monkey's mate Mark (who is a ninja).

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Seems achievable, I regularly have periods of 24 hours when I say nothing negative, or indeed anything at all...

(I have heard rumours of others doing this for periods of 48 hours too)

But can I check? Are we allowed to be pedantic? 'cos I thought a forum amnesty would mean we could REALLY let rip without any fear of the naughty step

Mr ddc

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hahaha! Can't believe it took so long!! There's a 96hour option you could explore but I think you'd need equipment for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll try saying hi to some newbies, I am one as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Fuck you!

Fuck the clique!

Fuck the newbies!

Fuck being nice or funny!

fuck everyone!

Have a nice day now

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Fuck you!

Fuck the clique!

Fuck the newbies!

Fuck being nice or funny!

fuck everyone!

Have a nice day now

G) get out of bed the other side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO!

Just kidding of course.

Hugs and kisses to everyone especially newbies.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Fuck you!

Fuck the clique!

Fuck the newbies!

Fuck being nice or funny!

fuck everyone!

Good Lord! I haven't been fucked so much since I dropped the soap in the showers at boarding school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you!

Fuck the clique!

Fuck the newbies!

Fuck being nice or funny!

fuck everyone!

Good Lord! I haven't been fucked so much since I dropped the soap in the showers at boarding school

Well bend over, I'm going in again, this time no spit just dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Seems achievable, I regularly have periods of 24 hours when I say nothing negative, or indeed anything at all...

(I have heard rumours of others doing this for periods of 48 hours too)

But can I check? Are we allowed to be pedantic? 'cos I thought a forum amnesty would mean we could REALLY let rip without any fear of the naughty step

Mr ddc"

Only 48? I've been silent for a period considerably longer than that before....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

Seems achievable, I regularly have periods of 24 hours when I say nothing negative, or indeed anything at all...

(I have heard rumours of others doing this for periods of 48 hours too)

But can I check? Are we allowed to be pedantic? 'cos I thought a forum amnesty would mean we could REALLY let rip without any fear of the naughty step

Mr ddc

Only 48? I've been silent for a period considerably longer than that before....

And fuck did we miss you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

what????!!!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

done A, B, C & D

can't be arsed with the other 2

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

Only 48? I've been silent for a period considerably longer than that before....

Pfft! Amateur!

{goes to polish his 'lifetime' trophy from the sister-site}

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've managed B, C and F.

I have awarded myself several gold stars.

I don't think I've picked a fight either, but that's open to perception and some may disagree. I've actually walked away from a couple of potential rucks today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kiss, fuck, pass threads are the way forward then for the next 24 hours.....

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

"kiss, fuck, pass threads are the way forward then for the next 24 hours.....

....yep.... everyone's sooooo serious today, it's making me really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kiss, fuck, pass threads are the way forward then for the next 24 hours.....

....yep.... everyone's sooooo serious today, it's making me really

Kiss, mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this happens then I'll know the site has crashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just sit in a corner then x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

"
is this a clique post for those south of the border if not can you post in the Scottish forums too as it's very badly needed there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shessh -- I was going to volunteer as the newbie but it looks like a tough crowd.

Hello all

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

is this a clique post for those south of the border if not can you post in the Scottish forums too as it's very badly needed there too

Post in the Scottish forums? And have someone respond? Wowsers... that would be a pure novelty!!

I'm a bit scared though... I've never actually started a thread in there!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

is this a clique post for those south of the border if not can you post in the Scottish forums too as it's very badly needed there too

Post in the Scottish forums? And have someone respond? Wowsers... that would be a pure novelty!!

I'm a bit scared though... I've never actually started a thread in there!!

I have they are not a bad bunch

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

They all ignore me over there... I can see what Nawty means... maybe we should have a forum invasion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

Please tell me spoka lika thisa! And waved your arms around a lot

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

They all ignore me over there... I can see what Nawty means... maybe we should have a forum invasion....

good luck, leave me contact details for your parents

We will recover your remains xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

Please tell me spoka lika thisa! And waved your arms around a lot

well, was more like a mincey walk

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

They all ignore me over there... I can see what Nawty means... maybe we should have a forum invasion....

That should keep the mods busy

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

Please tell me spoka lika thisa! And waved your arms around a lot

well, was more like a mincey walk"

How did they tell the difference then?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

Please tell me spoka lika thisa! And waved your arms around a lot

well, was more like a mincey walk

How did they tell the difference then?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

They all ignore me over there... I can see what Nawty means... maybe we should have a forum invasion....

good luck, leave me contact details for your parents

We will recover your remains xx

Oh I'm not going alone!!

If I'm going... I'm taking the clique!!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Am sitting comfortably with a bag of haribos waiting for the first one to crack xc

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

Please tell me spoka lika thisa! And waved your arms around a lot

well, was more like a mincey walk

How did they tell the difference then?

Sorry, I couldn't resist

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

They all ignore me over there... I can see what Nawty means... maybe we should have a forum invasion....

good luck, leave me contact details for your parents

We will recover your remains xx

Oh I'm not going alone!!

If I'm going... I'm taking the clique!!

make it a non Cj's week, we won't get in for all those bloody threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

Please tell me spoka lika thisa! And waved your arms around a lot

well, was more like a mincey walk"

I'm having visions of Robert De Niro in The Golden Compass

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

Please tell me spoka lika thisa! And waved your arms around a lot

well, was more like a mincey walk

I'm having visions of Robert De Niro in The Golden Compass

was more like The Birdcage

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and Nathan Lane

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

is this a clique post for those south of the border if not can you post in the Scottish forums too as it's very badly needed there too

Post in the Scottish forums? And have someone respond? Wowsers... that would be a pure novelty!!

I'm a bit scared though... I've never actually started a thread in there!!

"
Go on break your duck lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

"
lmao so funny _iew but so true too lol

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"I think I do most of them every day don't I or at least till some fuckwit passes me off

I hate it when I get passed off!

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"Screw this......

CLIQUE!!!!!!

-Courtney

Dosent Marc never post on here?

Aren't I good enough for you lot? Jeez. I come on fab and I'm the only women who everyone only talks to to get to the man.

-Courtney "

I will do more than talk to you Courteney. Leave the rest with Marc.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Screw this......

CLIQUE!!!!!!

-Courtney

Dosent Marc never post on here?

Aren't I good enough for you lot? Jeez. I come on fab and I'm the only women who everyone only talks to to get to the man.

-Courtney "

The complete reverse here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do all that all the time but no-one notices.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

"
I do all these things anyway

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I do all that all the time but no-one notices.

"
awww ... Don't cry scarlet .. I know you're a good girl x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, was someone crying there?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Be nice to a newbie, is that like fuck a newbie monday

I can promise to keep mostly quiet for 24 hours if that helps

Well actually until Thursday.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Is there a G) ?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Be nice to a newbie, is that like fuck a newbie monday

I can promise to keep mostly quiet for 24 hours if that helps

Well actually until Thursday.

I've made friends with a newbie today. He's a bit fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do all that all the time but no-one notices.

I do

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Well I have only just finished work following a quick break so I haven't managed be nice to a newbie or be funny. But I haven't posted on any of the bum, boob or big dick appreciation threads (not entirely because I have none of the above to offer) so have avoided the cliques and haven't been mean to anyone on here today. Yet.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

but it wouldn't be the lounge without all of the above!

(saystheslightlynerdykidyouhaveonlyjust noticedinclass)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope can't think of anything to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm a multiple choice quiz. Is there a prize for picking the right answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do all that all the time but no-one notices.

awww ... Don't cry scarlet .. I know you're a good girl x

I really am.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hope we achieved it - not been on much today, so not seen all the evidence yet.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

What a lot of bollocks

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"The Scottish Forum reminds me of the times that I used to see very d*unk Brits on holiday abroad and I pretend to be Italian.

Sometimes, I just want to be anywhere but there

Please tell me spoka lika thisa! And waved your arms around a lot

Mario or Rocco Siffredi.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

So anyway, how did we do? Do we get a school report from Miss? And who's gonna be jealous 'bout them naughty kids who end up being put over DG's knee?

Mr ddc

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the 'wives' thread has kept me highly amused

to all concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And not mention platinum membership either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 24 hours... let's see if we can manage to:

A) not pick a fight

B) be nice to a newbie

C) give someone helpful advice

D) not say anything mean

E) be a bit funnier than normal

F) not mention the clique

Go!

We can't be funnier. The rest is easy!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"So anyway, how did we do? Do we get a school report from Miss? And who's gonna be jealous 'bout them naughty kids who end up being put over DG's knee?

Mr ddc"

I dunno... I'm still giggling at the mental image of View mincing in Italian!!

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

the 'wives' thread has kept me highly amused

to all concerned

It's not funny. Please reconsider your world _iew ffs

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

[Removed by poster at 26/01/16 19:09:05]

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"So anyway, how did we do? Do we get a school report from Miss? And who's gonna be jealous 'bout them naughty kids who end up being put over DG's knee?

Mr ddc

I dunno... I'm still giggling at the mental image of View mincing in Italian!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the 'wives' thread has kept me highly amused

to all concerned

It's not funny. Please reconsider your world _iew ffs

I gave it a nano second consideration, as you were

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

I dunno... I'm still giggling at the mental image of View mincing in Italian!!

Before this thread I never realised.he was Scottish - I've always read his posts in a Liverpudlian accent, I have no idea why!

Sorry View

(Calm down, calm down)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Mr ddc

I dunno... I'm still giggling at the mental image of View mincing in Italian!!

Before this thread I never realised.he was Scottish - I've always read his posts in a Liverpudlian accent, I have no idea why!

Sorry View

(Calm down, calm down)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 'wives' thread has kept me highly amused

to all concerned

That wins the award for most bizarre thread of the week

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the 'wives' thread has kept me highly amused

to all concerned

That wins the award for most bizarre thread of the week

So far

it's been a tetchy old week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 'wives' thread has kept me highly amused

to all concerned

That wins the award for most bizarre thread of the week

So far

it's been a tetchy old week

I believe the fire brigade were called to Fab Central earlier after reports that a pile of burning bras had been placed outside the Forum Offices

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Be funnier? Is that possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with this one. Ambitious to say the least ha

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

It's a bit like Bullseye in here

The prizes are shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

Thank you.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

Thank you.

And moaning.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

Thank you.

And moaning.

you know i would give you a great big hug given half a chance

mwah

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

Thank you.

And moaning.

you know i would give you a great big hug given half a chance

mwah"

Me? Or Scarlet?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

Thank you.

And moaning.

you know i would give you a great big hug given half a chance

mwah

Me? Or Scarlet?"
whos scarlett?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

Thank you.

And moaning.

you know i would give you a great big hug given half a chance

mwah

Me? Or Scarlet?whos scarlett?

Post above mine, which I quoted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

Thank you.

And moaning.

you know i would give you a great big hug given half a chance

mwah

Me? Or Scarlet?whos scarlett?

No idea.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

its late im tired, sorry scarlet

goodnight all

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i start thread of the day and what thanks do i get?

Thank you.

And moaning.

you know i would give you a great big hug given half a chance

mwah

Me? Or Scarlet?whos scarlett?

No idea."

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