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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Accidentaly closed the George Foreman grill on my pinky finger today .

What was the last thing you did that made you turn the air blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The noisy neighbours got a mouthful at 5am after 2 years of holding my toungue about the racket!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The noisy neighbours got a mouthful at 5am after 2 years of holding my toungue about the racket! "
Good on ya!

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

...those are the safe words we use when sub Dom playing ! How did you know?

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Caught my nail on my coat and bent it backwards, 3rd time this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally subscribed to porn site (successfully..{i think!} unsubscribed 2 minutes later) which grabbed almost a fiver off me. Ouch.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A very large rugby player built man trod on my foot in town before Christmas. It hurt like hell & I was d*unk. I thought I'd broke my middle toe on right foot but he killed my nail - I removed it yesterday. Hurt so much but now pain free. I just have an ugly foot

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I shut my thumb in the freezer door earlier

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs


"Accidentaly closed the George Foreman grill on my pinky finger today .

What was the last thing you did that made you turn the air blue"

I was turning the air blue when a planned meet didn't turn up at my place as arranged last night...especially when they mysteriously disappeared from WhatsApp and also switched off their phone shortly after the time when they were due to arrive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick the chair with the back of my ankle/achilles heel running on the spot to warm up ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidently kicked a wall in bare feet broke my little toe didn't realise how much filth could come out of my mouth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbed my toe on the bed. Much swearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smacked my head getting into the back of

My mates car on our way out last night!.

She's got one of those hard top convertable and I hit it right along the break in the roof.

Ouch it stung followed by a mile down the road 'stop the car right now' (vomit) get to the pub checked for blood was handed a G&T lol

Must say today it's sore very sore massive groove in my head and had a couple of head woosh moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slapped myself in the testicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slapped myself in the testicles "

Lol how?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

trying to catch a naughty escaped pony this morning and trudging across the boggiest muddy field, getting my jeans all muddy in the process as i didnt think i needed my wellies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rang my bank to check my balance..

some d*unken arsehole used up most of my money last night..

hopefully after this sore head clears I'll find out what happened

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's been that long I'm not sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"rang my bank to check my balance..

some d*unken arsehole used up most of my money last night..

hopefully after this sore head clears I'll find out what happened "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing a work shirt not quite watching what I was doing, inadvertently touched the hot iron with my arm. Needless to say I have another burn scar to add to my collection.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Replied to this thread without a pie analogy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rang my bank to check my balance..

some d*unken arsehole used up most of my money last night..

hopefully after this sore head clears I'll find out what happened "

At least you didn't lose your phone for a change, Paddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut my fingers in kitchen cabinet this afternoon! Ouch!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday morning the cupboard under my stairs, have an ottoman in there and on top of it a tin of unopened paint and a rather heavy amplifier, opened the lid to look for my daughters trainers and it shut on my thumb. Think I'm gonna lose my thumb nail cos it's gone black already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hit the curb side on with my bike and came off hard - I'm covered in bruises

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Lifting a medium sized cardboard box, I didn't have a good grip on it. Once it I had slipped through my fingers, I tried to dig my fingers into it resulting in a broken nail. That was not too bad but in ripping it off I lost most of the nail, I know this it going to smart every time I touch something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing my blouse whilst wearing just my underwear, my daughter called me from behind on my left, I lifted the iron off my blouse and still holding it, turned to my left, obviously my right arm turned too and as such the edge of the iron burnt my left breast. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a deep paper cut on my finger. Just before I sliced two lemons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell down a flight of stairs face fist into the neighbours front door...few weeks ago,but im still swearing every time i forget i still cant lift my left arm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rang my bank to check my balance..

some d*unken arsehole used up most of my money last night..

hopefully after this sore head clears I'll find out what happened

At least you didn't lose your phone for a change, Paddy! "

Or got himself lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dropped the fully loaded nail varnish brush and it hit the side of the sofa in 3 places - deep red onto beige fabric - my daughter telling me that saying 'for fks sake ' wasnt going to get rid didnt help matters either - this was early evening - i could have cried - has been rescued and sorted since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rang my bank to check my balance..

some d*unken arsehole used up most of my money last night..

hopefully after this sore head clears I'll find out what happened

At least you didn't lose your phone for a change, Paddy! "

lol very true! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rang my bank to check my balance..

some d*unken arsehole used up most of my money last night..

hopefully after this sore head clears I'll find out what happened

At least you didn't lose your phone for a change, Paddy!

Or got himself lost "

lol shurrup u! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rang my bank to check my balance..

some d*unken arsehole used up most of my money last night..

hopefully after this sore head clears I'll find out what happened

At least you didn't lose your phone for a change, Paddy!

Or got himself lost

lol shurrup u! xxxx"

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"dropped the fully loaded nail varnish brush and it hit the side of the sofa in 3 places - deep red onto beige fabric - my daughter telling me that saying 'for fks sake ' wasnt going to get rid didnt help matters either - this was early evening - i could have cried - has been rescued and sorted since "

How did you get it out???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dropped the fully loaded nail varnish brush and it hit the side of the sofa in 3 places - deep red onto beige fabric - my daughter telling me that saying 'for fks sake ' wasnt going to get rid didnt help matters either - this was early evening - i could have cried - has been rescued and sorted since

How did you get it out???"

made the stupid mistake of using nail polish remover - and rubbing not dabbing - then after a rummage under the sink some de-solve it spray - a rub until it had almost gone and into the wash- its still got a mark but feint now -

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