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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just watched the advert for Always Ultra incontinencence pads, Sensitive bladder? what the hell does that mean?

why not just say absorbant pads for ladies who piss the selves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why don't Lynx adverts just say 'cock measuring device'?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"And why don't Lynx adverts just say 'cock measuring device'?"

Why would you want ppl to know you leak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just watched the advert for Always Ultra incontinencence pads, Sensitive bladder? what the hell does that mean?

why not just say absorbant pads for ladies who piss the selves "

Because leaking isn't the same as pissing themselves

A lot of ladies suffer from sensitive or weak bladders, commonly during pregnancy, after birth, during menopause and a variety of other reasons. Doesn't mean we all just pisa ourselves if it happens!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's a cause for dismay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And why don't Lynx adverts just say 'cock measuring device'?"

should also say Lynx marginally increases your chances of a shag

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

So instead of using blue liquid on adverts for sanitary products and nappies, they should use red and brown? More realistic?

I prefer to keep my lunch thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why don't Lynx adverts just say 'cock measuring device'?

should also say Lynx marginally increases your chances of a shag "

It really doesnt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And why don't Lynx adverts just say 'cock measuring device'?

should also say Lynx marginally increases your chances of a shag

It really doesnt "

sorry should have included the advertisers word PROBABLY marginally

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just watched the advert for Always Ultra incontinencence pads, Sensitive bladder? what the hell does that mean?

why not just say absorbant pads for ladies who piss the selves "

Stress incontinence is probably what they mean, a woman's bladder can become sensitive to coughing, sneezing, running etc.

They probably don't use "piss themselves" for the same reason they don't use "can't get it up" to advertise viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So adverts should be more direct and realistic?

'Andrex. Just enough tensile strength not to let your fingers though, abrasive enough to get the job done. Soft enough to poke round the bend if you've used too much'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So instead of using blue liquid on adverts for sanitary products and nappies, they should use red and brown? More realistic?

I prefer to keep my lunch thanks."

What! you mean they are not designed for blue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensitive bladder is different to incontinence... . Thats why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So instead of using blue liquid on adverts for sanitary products and nappies, they should use red and brown? More realistic?

I prefer to keep my lunch thanks.

What! you mean they are not designed for blue?"

Marketing for Smurfs and Na'vi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A male friend of mine was quite confused by these adverts.

He couldn't understand why the older ladies in the ads would need sanitary towels as presumably they'd gone through the menopause.

As the OP says, maybe these ads are just a bit too vague!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Pissing myself laughing at this thread, not literally of course, that would be messy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know they make them for men, right?

ultra absorbent jock straps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They probably don't use "piss themselves" for the same reason they don't use "can't get it up" to advertise viagra "

That would be cool, but they would lose out on the party drug market.

just watching normal tv for a change, don't normally watch adverts, 3 adverts in a row featured beds, now I am fancying an early night.... not sure what they were selling though

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"You know they make them for men, right?

ultra absorbent jock straps!"

I saw those in the supermarket this weekend....very discreetly tucked away in the men's toiletries section

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know they make them for men, right?

ultra absorbent jock straps!"

Never seen that advert, do men have sensitive bladders to?

do we need bladder psychiatrists to solve this epidemic?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"You know they make them for men, right?

ultra absorbent jock straps!

Never seen that advert, do men have sensitive bladders to?

do we need bladder psychiatrists to solve this epidemic? "

Yes they do, elderly men with prostate problems often have sensitive bladders, my father is one of them and as a proud man finds it terribly distressing.

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