FabSwingers.com forum: Good Reasons for Living Alone.

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Let's see if we can get 176 different ones.

I just drank my gravy from my plate. Now you CAN'T do that in company.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You don't have to shut the bathroom door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's see if we can get 176 different ones.

I just drank my gravy from my plate. Now you CAN'T do that in company."

Not as many pots to wash? X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You can watch what you want on television.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't have to shut the bathroom door.

I hardly do lol x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have the TV remote 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can just walk round the house naked all day

Nobody cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I do most of these and I've never lived alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the TV remote 24/7"

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can fart loudly without anyone complaining

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I am never late for anything....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big shite stain on the toilet bowl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have to shave my legs and can eat as many chocolate hobnobs in one sitting as I like

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

If you can't be bothered to tidy up you're not bothering anyone else by being messy!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I just drank my gravy from my plate. Now you CAN'T do that in company."

I have done and so has my ex

I can eat what I want, whenever I want and not have to do the pots until I feel like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"big shite stain on the toilet bowl.."

Then stand there and wash it off with your piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you an do what you want when you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I do most of these and I've never lived alone

I was thinking that...I do most of these things in company anyhow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"big shite stain on the toilet bowl..

Then stand there and wash it off with your piss

its in my hidden friends pics as we speak...dunno who to send it to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I do most of these and I've never lived alone

I was thinking that...I do most of these things in company anyhow.."

Do you leave shit stains down the toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can leave the cleaning for the next day or 2 lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"big shite stain on the toilet bowl..

Then stand there and wash it off with your piss

Target practice....normally go for the little freshner block but clingons make a nice bonus level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I do most of these and I've never lived alone

I was thinking that...I do most of these things in company anyhow..

Do you leave shit stains down the toilet?

No...I piss them off

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can put whatever shirt on I like and go out on the pull without being nagged at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can talk to yourself and answer yourself n there's no one here to say I'm going mad......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I do most of these and I've never lived alone

I was thinking that...I do most of these things in company anyhow..

Do you leave shit stains down the toilet?

No...I piss them off

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can let my dogs suggle up with me on the sofa without anybody moaning about the furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the TV & the sofa to myself,, & I can sleep on whatever side of the bed I choose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lift the lounge floor, dig a grave and no one would know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep in the middle of the bed&no fighting for covers or needing to adjust for extra heat sources.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheese and crackers are where you left them the day before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list is endless! Watch the footy in peace play the Xbox fuck who you want,design it the way you want.Walk around naked and no moaning or someone ruining my ocd lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I can come and as I please and invite friends round without checking with anyone else x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have a wank in your living room mid day without offending anybody

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Can genuinely put "can accommodate" on fab profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just have a wank in your living room mid day without offending anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just have a wank in your living room mid day without offending anybody

I have a bag of toys behind my sofa for such occasions

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"big shite stain on the toilet bowl.."

PMSL

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Peace and quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"big shite stain on the toilet bowl..

PMSL

Don't encourage him

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"big shite stain on the toilet bowl..

Then stand there and wash it off with your piss

You've no chance if you've left it for a few hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can shower and go to the bathroom with the door wide open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have a wank without interruption!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Know that when you've gone shopping, there will be enough bog roll to last you until you for at least a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can just walk round the house naked all day

Nobody cares

I do lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can rescue as many cats as I want!!! Mawhaha!!!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Instead of climbing the stairs you can poss in the sink

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Know that when you've gone shopping, there will be enough bog roll to last you until you for at least a month

So true!!

The ex would go through a 12 pack of rolls a week ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a tidy house, and come home to a tidy house.

Run round the house pretending to be special ops commander, robin von bangashlut, evertime you find something gun shaped.

Dim the lights, apply some lube, and send a good couple of hours, knocking one out, while watching porn, with the volume up.

Enjoy eating cheese and onion crisps, on your sofa at 1 am, while watching babe station waiting for a.panty slip, occasionaly flipping over to the ten minute free _iew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solo sitting room discos to shamefully naff music just for the joy of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have to tidy up after another adult, and I can sing loudly without anyone complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one saying " Where the fuck have you been?" when you come home from a 6 hour lunch with your mates.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When you bring home yet another pair of shoes there's no-one to complain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flipping toilet seat stays up and yeah I like watching documentaries so no I'm not changing the chanel

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

"You don't have to shut the bathroom door.

Oh there are definitely times when that door needs to be closed, at least after the event, even when living alone.

Owl

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"When you bring home yet another pair of shoes there's no-one to complain!

An advantage of being single!!! No-one to question my shoe or underwear bill

No-idea about living alone though as I have the boys here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about the mess inside the microwave...

Harry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have to worry about changing the bed sheets for 6 months or so...

Any ladies fancy coming over, I accommodate!

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Play Heavy Metal music louder than hell on hifi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can walk around butt naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not waking up freezing in the night because someone has pinched the duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remaining blissfully ignorant about sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being able to do what I want when I want with no justification necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gives me freedom - which i had then daugher moved back home - ive been a real grumpy arse since shes back

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can fart in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake lasts longer

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Remaining blissfully ignorant about sport."

You should be a BBC female sports reporter

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Eat cereal for every meal just cos you fancy it.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not shave anything unless you either want to or you're going out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can watch all the footy games on a Sunday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake lasts longer"

No they don't, We aRE so polite the last cake or biscuit tends to go x stale as neither of us take it

All other advantages can be solved by having a big enough house, we have 4 extra bedrooms if we want a night alone, and 2 toilets each too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend a whole weekend not having to talk to anyone if you choose not to!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Cake lasts longer"

Or you can eat it in one go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace and quiet

I would this is the only benefit so far, others can be done living with someone

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Talk to yourself and no one to tell you to shut up!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Having lived alone, with kids and with partner and kids, I do believe if the balance is right and the partner is right, the best compliment you can pay someone is to say that being in their company is as relaxing as being on your own. I never thought I could live with anyone, having grown up alone with absent parents I far preferred my own company to that of anyone else, and ran away from relationship after relationship until Mr came along... no benefit to living alone

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

You can piss in the sink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can always feel confident even if I've put on a few pounds. Also I can allow my dogs to sleep on my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can drink from the milk/juice/ pop carton in the fridge without wasting a glass.

Same for icecream- just get the tub and a spoon and off you go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walk around naked singing, knowing you sound fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring home whoever u want when u want and u don't have to worry about waking anyone up

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You can live in your own semi-parallel universe, such as time you're awake, up, going to bed, cooking, eating, having sex - the works.

The place is never too hot, cold, noisy, quiet etc for another. It's just right for you.

And no one is expecting you to fix anything. The electrical stuff, paint touching up etc, it'll get done at the right time, or maybe never.

And no suffering of someone else's dire friends being around.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

You could have a cushion appropriate sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you live with the right person you can do whatever you like and laugh about it together

we do quite comfortably

Her

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Your criteria for changing bedding,would be judged on stiffness,not cleanliness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do wot you want when you want

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

You could spank the monkey,in any room,at any time.

Bringing a whole new meaning,to having a quicky in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having the bed to yourself.

Having the heating on whatever temperature you wish.

Being able to leave your toys out, rather than hiding them away.

25% Council Tax discount.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have to turn your porn volume down

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Going to McDonalds would be the closest you ever come,to having one of your five a day.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

"Let's see if we can get 176 different ones.

I just drank my gravy from my plate. Now you CAN'T do that in company."
the house is tidy and I know where the remote is

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By *ino70Man
over a year ago

Telford

A Chinese takeaway can last you two days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can put something away, safe in the knowledge that next time you want to use it, it's in exactly the same fucking place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best wood chisels haven't been used to open a tin of paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have to lock your phone

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You can put something away, safe in the knowledge that next time you want to use it, it's in exactly the same fucking place."

Unfortunately there's noone to remind you which safe place you used so you end up buying another when you can't find it...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't have to share cat cuddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can put something away, safe in the knowledge that next time you want to use it, it's in exactly the same fucking place.

Unfortunately there's noone to remind you which safe place you used so you end up buying another when you can't find it...

That's never happened to me.

Honest........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best wood chisels haven't been used to open a tin of paint."

As a carpenter I'd go mad if anyone did that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best wood chisels haven't been used to open a tin of paint.

As a carpenter I'd go mad if anyone did that! "

I'm not and I did.

Not to mention trying to cut a toughened steel bolt in half with my coping saw.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I don't need a bathroom door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody opens your post 'accidentally'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to McDonalds would be the closest you ever come,to having one of your five a day.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

You would never have to phone home,

explaining why your going to be late.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

The position of the toilet seat,

would be of no significance.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Sitting on the sofa,fondling your goollies,

whilst watching the football,

Would not be considered a waist of time.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"My best wood chisels haven't been used to open a tin of paint."

Alone you never have to have a fkin tin of paint in the house

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

"I can let my dogs suggle up with me on the sofa without anybody moaning about the furniture "

Fuck the furniture the dogs come first

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

The only time the house would need redecorating,

Is in the event of fire,

or flooding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can have sex whenever I want it.

Oh, no, hold on......... I've not thought that through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more bitchy cat-fights over the toy-box - arguing whether it's her dildo or mine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"big shite stain on the toilet bowl..

PMSL

Don't encourage him

its still here

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Nobody moaning about a few

Toe nails on the carpet.

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By *ne hung loMan
over a year ago

gloucester

"You can fart loudly without anyone complaining

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I do this anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can eat a yorkshire pudding with your fingers

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The butter doesn't have toast crumbs in it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

None at the moment I keep scaring myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The butter doesn't have toast crumbs in it

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Im looking forward to that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can pause the sky+ while watching football/Rambo etc, and go and do 100 different things,get back to the tv and nobody has changed channel

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When your dinner was soooo good you can lick your plate!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Let's see if we can get 176 different ones.

I just drank my gravy from my plate. Now you CAN'T do that in company."

Oh! Hahaha!!!

I was proper pleased with myself then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The house wouldn't be littered with instruments... Guitars everywhere, the front room is filled with amps, synths, drum machines and a frickin drum set even the kitchen has a symbal..

But then I wouldn't be woken up with kisses and warm cuddles.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Don't have to answer the "What's for tea" question

The toilet seat can always be down.

I can play whatever music I like. And If I like a track so much that I play it over and over no one can go mad at me.

No one can make me feel worthless

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Bring your car parts/motor bikes/lawn mowers/cycles/tractor parts inside and repair them in the warm whilst watching telly!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

You can have a shower with confidence the temperature will stay the same, without someone putting a tap on downstairs and making it too hot or to cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can sleep however wherever whenever n with however you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having lived in shared houses for four years & living by myself for another four years... the gas & leccy not being eaten up the second it's been put on and coming home to find that everything's exactly where I left it.

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