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Surely squatting is better for your thighs, glutes and pelvic floor   | |||
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"Bowls of pebbles as decoration by fire sides." Because they are pretty | |||
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"Why you piss in pairs " but it not just in pairs.... it is 3/4 and 5's..... its like some sort of military operation...... | |||
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"Tongue in cheek thread. What don't you understand about us girlies. For jay its bath scrunchies, he has no idea why I need them "You remember how Bladeys clique thread ran to 5 iterations? This could do the same........ | |||
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"Why when you get to the checkout does it come as a complete surprise to you that you will have to get your money out and pay?" We have to pay? !!! | |||
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"Why do you swim slowly up the swimming pool three abreast, hogging the whole of it "chatting the hole way  | |||
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Surely squatting is better for your thighs, glutes and pelvic floor "Do guys really need to it up x | |||
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"Why do you swim slowly up the swimming pool three abreast, hogging the whole of it "Oooh I hate that!! When I swim, I do not want to be interrupted by anyone - I'll keep to my line, I was here first, BUGGER OFF with yer wibbly wobbly lines and stopping at the end for a gossip every two lengths! 
And as for the fellas - will yer quit applying enough aftershave to flavour 34,000 gallons of water before you come to the pool!! | |||
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"What do you have in your handbag?" A lipstick Keys Money Bankcard Phone Bach flower sweets No I ain't a real woman lol | |||
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"and why ask us questions you already know the answer to.... if you don't want us to answer "yes, your arse does look big in that!" don't bloody ask.... " The question is code. It doesn't mean 'does my arse look big' (well it doesn't in my book since I know I have a big arse and I'd need some kind of miracle to make it look smaller), it means 'does my arse look big, round and pert rather than big, wide and saggy'. And I only own three handbags and that's merely so I can carry stuff that won't fit in my pockets. And none of them match my shoes, since I don't think like that. | |||
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"Tongue in cheek thread. What don't you understand about us girlies. For jay its bath scrunchies, he has no idea why I need them "Why when we say " what's the matter? " you say "nothing " which actually means " you have pissed me off" Why when you say " Go ahead , it's fine" it means " it's not fine: you will pay dearly for that" | |||
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"Why don't you get interested in the space programs and sci fi .. It's not rocket sci ... Oh .. Sorry .. Yes It is "I like space programs and sci-fi, and I AM a real girl, tits and everything  | |||
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"Why don't you get interested in the space programs and sci fi .. It's not rocket sci ... Oh .. Sorry .. Yes It is
I like space programs and sci-fi, and I AM a real girl, tits and everything "ooo wow .. Yay .. I've found one | |||
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"Decorative boxes! What's the fecking point?! Pot pouri! And what wrong with soap?" Now Dec boxes are important I use mine to hide wires n extension leads | |||
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"Tongue in cheek thread. What don't you understand about us girlies. For jay its bath scrunchies, he has no idea why I need them
Why when we say " what's the matter? " you say "nothing " which actually means " you have pissed me off"
Why when you say " Go ahead , it's fine" it means " it's not fine: you will pay dearly for that"
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"What do you have in your handbag?" Laptop, lipstick, purse, brush, phone, mints, tissues, pen, tampon, keys | |||
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"Bowls of pebbles as decoration by fire sides." I have a massive vase full of pebbles from places I've been. I write the date and where they're from on them. I have no idea why! I have a piece of Mount Everest in my living room!  | |||
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"and why ask us questions you already know the answer to.... if you don't want us to answer "yes, your arse does look big in that!" don't bloody ask.... The question is code. It doesn't mean 'does my arse look big' (well it doesn't in my book since I know I have a big arse and I'd need some kind of miracle to make it look smaller), it means 'does my arse look big, round and pert rather than big, wide and saggy'. And I only own three handbags and that's merely so I can carry stuff that won't fit in my pockets. And none of them match my shoes, since I don't think like that." Kim Kardashian big is good.  | |||
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"I have a piece of Mount Everest in my living room! "I have a lump of granite from Britain's highest mountain, it's called Ben | |||
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"Why when you get to the checkout does it come as a complete surprise to you that you will have to get your money out and pay?" I do this!!! | |||
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"Tongue in cheek thread. What don't you understand about us girlies. For jay its bath scrunchies, he has no idea why I need them
Why when we say " what's the matter? " you say "nothing " which actually means " you have pissed me off"
Why when you say " Go ahead , it's fine" it means " it's not fine: you will pay dearly for that"
Omg you translate "It's essential to my survival
Others are
" you don't need to buy me a birthday present"
Means
" don't forget it's my birthday next weekend you will live in misery if you don't get me something"
" I am not going to argue with you"
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" I know I am right; and you will just give up and agree with me eventually"
" do you love me?" Means " buy me some jewellery"
" do you REALLY love me?" means
" there is a fucking huge dent in the car"
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"What do you have in your handbag?" Currently a few receipts, some tobacco dust, a few strips of filters, about 100 hair bands (the plastic thing broke so they're all just loose amongst the filters) and not a lot else | |||
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"What do you have in your handbag? Currently a few receipts, some tobacco dust, a few strips of filters, about 100 hair bands (the plastic thing broke so they're all just loose amongst the filters) and not a lot else " Crikey, could have killed for your handbag the other night when all I had was some Rizlas and it was raining | |||
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"and whilst we are at it.... why the need for so many shoes....... and then you take them off because they are hurting........" Because we love them | |||
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"and.... do you need handbags the size of a tardis........ and a different one for every pair of shoes......" Yes yes | |||
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"Decorative boxes! What's the fecking point?! Pot pouri! And what wrong with soap? Now Dec boxes are important I use mine to hide wires n extension leads "And bits and bobs | |||
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"and.... do you need handbags the size of a tardis........ and a different one for every pair of shoes......" Yes...how else would everything fit in there! I have all my stuff plus everyone else's. I don't have bags to match my shoes, more my coats. I have summer/spring and winter bags. | |||
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"Why does it take so long for women to drive away from the petrol pump after filling up their car? " Because we always re-apply our lipstick before we drive off and it's a nightmare to find something so small in our tardis sized handbags all the decorativery pebbles get in the way. | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. " But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please! | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!" it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else | |||
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"Why don't you get interested in the space programs and sci fi .. It's not rocket sci ... Oh .. Sorry .. Yes It is "Hey, I love so I-if X I have lots of handbags and shoes, because I'm a woman and I need them xx | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else" Thank you, I was irked I didn't know what one was! I call it a shower pouffe but prefer a sponge. | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else" Aha! I have one that's on the end of a stick.... Never knew what it was called! Now there's an admission; me being a genius an' all | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else Thank you, I was irked I didn't know what one was! I call it a shower pouffe but prefer a sponge." Ladies have the shower pouffe or bath scrunchy, men now have the lynx man washer. | |||
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"Why you piss in pairs but it not just in pairs.... it is 3/4 and 5's..... its like some sort of military operation...... "Also, do you only go for number 1s in pairs/group or is it for number 2s as well? | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else Thank you, I was irked I didn't know what one was! I call it a shower pouffe but prefer a sponge. Ladies have the shower pouffe or bath scrunchy, men now have the lynx man washer. "Can't ladies have him ? I need someone to wash my back  | |||
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"Why you piss in pairs but it not just in pairs.... it is 3/4 and 5's..... its like some sort of military operation......
Also, do you only go for number 1s in pairs/group or is it for number 2s as well?
God no. Us women only have number 2s on our own toilets " | |||
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"Decorative boxes! What's the fecking point?! Pot pouri! And what wrong with soap? Now Dec boxes are important I use mine to hide wires n extension leads
And bits and bobs"Yup! And I've a wonder woman box full of my meds | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else Thank you, I was irked I didn't know what one was! I call it a shower pouffe but prefer a sponge. Ladies have the shower pouffe or bath scrunchy, men now have the lynx man washer. "I don't know what a lynx man washer is | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else Thank you, I was irked I didn't know what one was! I call it a shower pouffe but prefer a sponge. Ladies have the shower pouffe or bath scrunchy, men now have the lynx man washer.
Can't ladies have him ? I need someone to wash my back "The man washer is far too rough for your delicate skin.  | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else Thank you, I was irked I didn't know what one was! I call it a shower pouffe but prefer a sponge. Ladies have the shower pouffe or bath scrunchy, men now have the lynx man washer. I don't know what a lynx man washer is "I got one in a lynx shower gel gift set for Christmas.  | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else Thank you, I was irked I didn't know what one was! I call it a shower pouffe but prefer a sponge. Ladies have the shower pouffe or bath scrunchy, men now have the lynx man washer.
Can't ladies have him ? I need someone to wash my back
The man washer is far too rough for your delicate skin. "*perks* at rough | |||
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"and.... do you need handbags the size of a tardis........ and a different one for every pair of shoes......" On the same note where does the stuff go I've seen stuff go into my ex's bags never to be seen again!!! -Ads | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them sormething else" Lynx does a 'Manwasher" which is as scrunchy with an abrasive pad attached to the back. It creates a great lather with my Lynx shower gel | |||
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"What do you have in your handbag?" Purse Body spray Tissues Pen Paper Sugar sachets Nurofen If im meeting, then I take extras | |||
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"Do all women suffer with back problems due to the weight of their handbags? "I've actually stopped using one without a shoulder strap as it was to heavy to carry all day only in the evening | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash your body with. There everywhere have you not seen them? Maybe you call them something else Thank you, I was irked I didn't know what one was! I call it a shower pouffe but prefer a sponge. Ladies have the shower pouffe or bath scrunchy, men now have the lynx man washer. I don't know what a lynx man washer is
I got one in a lynx shower gel gift set for Christmas. "I just got the 'manwasher' . Still wondering if there was a hidden message in the gift | |||
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"Do all women suffer with back problems due to the weight of their handbags? "Not me | |||
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"Do all women suffer with back problems due to the weight of their handbags? I've actually stopped using one without a shoulder strap as it was to heavy to carry all day only in the evening
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"Why does it take 5 times longer to do the shopping with a woman and cost 5 times as much? "My shopping trip takes just over a hour as it's a job I hate and doesn't vary much in cost | |||
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"Do all women suffer with back problems due to the weight of their handbags?
Not me "Does your fella carry it for you? | |||
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"Why do women say they want nothing from the take away then eat all your chips? "Oh yeah, that and wanting to taste your food when they order something different in a restaurant.....  | |||
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"Do all women suffer with back problems due to the weight of their handbags?
Not me
Does your fella carry it for you? "No he doesn't | |||
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"why the need for so many cushions on a sofa that you can't sit on it!" Cushions are a must,they're wonderful things | |||
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"Do all women suffer with back problems due to the weight of their handbags?
Not me
Does your fella carry it for you?
No he doesn't "Do you push it around in a wheelbarrow then? | |||
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"My bag contains a purse, keys, tampons and condoms. I travel light "Ha! I believed you, even if millions wouldn't | |||
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"Why does it take 5 times longer to do the shopping with a woman and cost 5 times as much?
My shopping trip takes just over a hour as it's a job I hate and doesn't vary much in cost "Are you really a woman? | |||
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"My handbag has: My purse (with a whole content list of its own) Umbrella Wipes Poo Pouri Tampons Strepsils Fags & lighter Phone Make-up bag full of lippy and nowt else Gloves Pen & spare ink Keys: work/home/parents Bus pass It's a 10" squared little dinky bag also known as a tardis "That's more like it.... A real woman | |||
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"Decorative boxes Cushions Ornaments in odd numbers Loads of crap on your key rings Hand bags that could house someone Pebbles Need for so many pairs of shoes Love you but get you ? "Odd numbers for interest, even for symmetry. Sometimes creating interest is the priority when decorating. | |||
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"Poo Pouri " Good luck on yer date tonight | |||
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"What do you have in your handbag? Currently a few receipts, some tobacco dust, a few strips of filters, about 100 hair bands (the plastic thing broke so they're all just loose amongst the filters) and not a lot else Crikey, could have killed for your handbag the other night when all I had was some Rizlas and it was raining "It's also got bits of hair and screwed up rizlas in it | |||
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"What do you have in your handbag? Currently a few receipts, some tobacco dust, a few strips of filters, about 100 hair bands (the plastic thing broke so they're all just loose amongst the filters) and not a lot else Crikey, could have killed for your handbag the other night when all I had was some Rizlas and it was raining
It's also got bits of hair and screwed up rizlas in it "You sound so much like my ex, now sort it out woman ffs | |||
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"Why do women seem to mummify their hand with toilet paper every time they go for a wee, us men might like to to use some later as well ya know "My sister does this. It drives me insane! | |||
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"Cushions = make home more cozy Candles = looks and smells like Flannels & sponges = flannels for your face and sponges for body x Malibu & pineapple= to get pissed and pass so can't hear men moaning about our useful bits lop Diets= to try to look perfect for you men " | |||
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"What do you have in your handbag? Currently a few receipts, some tobacco dust, a few strips of filters, about 100 hair bands (the plastic thing broke so they're all just loose amongst the filters) and not a lot else Crikey, could have killed for your handbag the other night when all I had was some Rizlas and it was raining
It's also got bits of hair and screwed up rizlas in it
You sound so much like my ex, now sort it out woman ffs "Lol shush! | |||
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"Poo Pouri Good luck on yer date tonight "
The date isn't tonight and everyone should have poo Pouri in their bag... look it up on Amazon... it's epic! If you gotta go, you gotta go but no-one ever knows you've been! | |||
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"Bowls of pebbles as decoration by fire sides. I have a massive vase full of pebbles from places I've been. I write the date and where they're from on them. I have no idea why! I have a piece of Mount Everest in my living room! " This I can understand but it's the ones who buy them at B&Q I don't | |||
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"The oddest thing according to jay he found in my handbag was a knife fork and spoon. "Thats an entirely sensible thing to carry. Always be able to eat if it's available | |||
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"I have no concept of how you can remain in the same shop more than 43 minutes." read my post above. 15 mins max for me. | |||
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"Omg I daren't list what's in my bag. We would be here all day "Me too!
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"Do all women suffer with back problems due to the weight of their handbags?
Not me
Does your fella carry it for you?
No he doesn't
Do you push it around in a wheelbarrow then? "It doesn't weigh much unless I'm bringing him presents or have my shoes in it and I still carry it. He carries our play bag | |||
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"You know when your out with a guy and he's finished taking the piss out of you and needs something and you just "happen" to have it in your bag they don't complain then " | |||
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"Tongue in cheek thread. What don't you understand about us girlies. For jay its bath scrunchies, he has no idea why I need them "I have no idea and I'm a girl | |||
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"Why does it take 5 times longer to do the shopping with a woman and cost 5 times as much?
My shopping trip takes just over a hour as it's a job I hate and doesn't vary much in cost
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"You know when your out with a guy and he's finished taking the piss out of you and needs something and you just "happen" to have it in your bag they don't complain then "I've got everything in my car ... You can keep your handbag with stuff in it | |||
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"You know when your out with a guy and he's finished taking the piss out of you and needs something and you just "happen" to have it in your bag they don't complain then I've got everything in my car ... You can keep your handbag with stuff in it "you take your car walking up the street or in places with you. Then you say oh shit a button has just popped of my shirt, oh lucky me I brought the car into the restraunt I can just pop open the door and pull a pin out of it | |||
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"Why does it take 5 times longer to do the shopping with a woman and cost 5 times as much?
My shopping trip takes just over a hour as it's a job I hate and doesn't vary much in cost
Are you really a woman?
I was assuming you meant the food shopping and yes I am. Thank you for the insult/query re my sexality? think he was just having a bit of fun with you
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"Why does it take 5 times longer to do the shopping with a woman and cost 5 times as much?
My shopping trip takes just over a hour as it's a job I hate and doesn't vary much in cost
Are you really a woman?
I was assuming you meant the food shopping and yes I am. Thank you for the insult/query re my sexality? think he was just having a bit of fun with you
Thanks. I was. I gues my sense of humour doesn't always translate well "I sometimes misunderstand sense of humour. It was probably the that made me get it wrong. I apologise | |||
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"Ha I can only answer one question on here. The reason why my handbags are so big is because its full of men's shit that they won't carry or put in their pockets. But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!" LOL its one of those pom pom looking things you squirt body wash or rub soap onto then scrub your body with in order to wash and exfoliate your skin. | |||
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"Why does it take 5 times longer to do the shopping with a woman and cost 5 times as much?
My shopping trip takes just over a hour as it's a job I hate and doesn't vary much in cost
Are you really a woman?
I was assuming you meant the food shopping and yes I am. Thank you for the insult/query re my sexality? think he was just having a bit of fun with you
Thanks. I was. I gues my sense of humour doesn't always translate well
I sometimes misunderstand sense of humour. It was probably the that made me get it wrong. I apologise "Ah that's my surprised face but I think it looks funny so I use it mainly for comic effect .... I might need a rethink | |||
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"When you phoning a mechanic why when I ask what car it is do you tell me what colour it is then get annoyed because I still don't no what the fuck it is. . . . . Disclaimer this does not apply to all women just 90%" Mines matalic lilac... Citreon C3! That OK for you? Lol. Needed new tires and whilst on the phone they asked what number or something were they...I admit I had no clue! Lol | |||
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"Why does it take 5 times longer to do the shopping with a woman and cost 5 times as much?
My shopping trip takes just over a hour as it's a job I hate and doesn't vary much in cost
Are you really a woman?
I was assuming you meant the food shopping and yes I am. Thank you for the insult/query re my sexality? think he was just having a bit of fun with you
Thanks. I was. I gues my sense of humour doesn't always translate well
I sometimes misunderstand sense of humour. It was probably the that made me get it wrong. I apologise
Ah that's my surprised face but I think it looks funny so I use it mainly for comic effect .... I might need a rethink"And no need to apologise it takes two to create a misunderstanding | |||
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"women wearing hats n scarfs in winter...but no socks.. fucking weirdos" Ugg boots means no need for socks. Instead my feet get warmed by real sheep fur | |||
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" But what the hell is a bath scrunchy? Please!it's like a screwed up piece of net that you wash I call it a shower pouffe but prefer a sponge. Ladies have the shower pouffe or bath scrunchy, men now have the lynx man washer. "I have a scrunchy but i prefer my Loofah | |||
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"Why does it take 5 times longer to do the shopping with a woman and cost 5 times as much?
My shopping trip takes just over a hour as it's a job I hate and doesn't vary much in cost
Are you really a woman?
I was assuming you meant the food shopping and yes I am. Thank you for the insult/query re my sexality? think he was just having a bit of fun with you
Thanks. I was. I gues my sense of humour doesn't always translate well
I sometimes misunderstand sense of humour. It was probably the that made me get it wrong. I apologise
Ah that's my surprised face but I think it looks funny so I use it mainly for comic effect .... I might need a rethink
And no need to apologise it takes two to create a misunderstanding"Now I know your surprised face I will be less daft in future. I always apologise if I think I'm in the wrong | |||
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"Tongue in cheek thread. What don't you understand about us girlies. For jay its bath scrunchies, he has no idea why I need them
Why when we say " what's the matter? " you say "nothing " which actually means " you have pissed me off"
Why when you say " Go ahead , it's fine" it means " it's not fine: you will pay dearly for that"
Omg you translate
It's essential to my survival
Others are
" you don't need to buy me a birthday present"
Means
" don't forget it's my birthday next weekend you will live in misery if you don't get me something"
" I am not going to argue with you"
Means
" I know I am right; and you will just give up and agree with me eventually"
" do you love me?" Means " buy me some jewellery"
" do you REALLY love me?" means
" there is a fucking huge dent in the car"
"Close you were off on the last two. Do you love me...i want something...do you really love me...i want something your not going to like | |||
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"Why does it take 5 times longer to do the shopping with a woman and cost 5 times as much?
My shopping trip takes just over a hour as it's a job I hate and doesn't vary much in cost
Are you really a woman?
I was assuming you meant the food shopping and yes I am. Thank you for the insult/query re my sexality? think he was just having a bit of fun with you
Thanks. I was. I gues my sense of humour doesn't always translate well
I sometimes misunderstand sense of humour. It was probably the that made me get it wrong. I apologise
Ah that's my surprised face but I think it looks funny so I use it mainly for comic effect .... I might need a rethink
And no need to apologise it takes two to create a misunderstanding
Now I know your surprised face I will be less daft in future. I always apologise if I think I'm in the wrong "Ditto xx | |||
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"Tongue in cheek thread. What don't you understand about us girlies. For jay its bath scrunchies, he has no idea why I need them
Why when we say " what's the matter? " you say "nothing " which actually means " you have pissed me off"
Why when you say " Go ahead , it's fine" it means " it's not fine: you will pay dearly for that"
Omg you translate
It's essential to my survival
Others are
" you don't need to buy me a birthday present"
Means
" don't forget it's my birthday next weekend you will live in misery if you don't get me something"
" I am not going to argue with you"
Means
" I know I am right; and you will just give up and agree with me eventually"
" do you love me?" Means " buy me some jewellery"
" do you REALLY love me?" means
" there is a fucking huge dent in the car"
Close you were off on the last two. Do you love me...i want something...do you really love me...i want something your not going to like "ha, I say if you really love me before I ask for something I know he's not going to like | |||
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"You know when your out with a guy and he's finished taking the piss out of you and needs something and you just "happen" to have it in your bag they don't complain then I've got everything in my car ... You can keep your handbag with stuff in it you take your car walking up the street or in places with you. Then you say oh shit a button has just popped of my shirt, oh lucky me I brought the car into the restraunt I can just pop open the door and pull a pin out of it "I've got a pin in my car .. For unblocking the windscreen washers | |||
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"Um, at the risk of demonstrating I am not a proper girl, what on earth is a bath scrunchy?" Let me bring one round to yours and demonstrate the art of using it. | |||
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