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First date.. For laughs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In 5 words.. What not to say on a first date..

Your dad's cock was bigger

Go..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Next time, bring a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I've gained a little weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a brother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister was much better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I usually date beautiful women

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Do you accept American Express?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Here's the wedding dress catalogue

Have you had your sperm count tested

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Your mum was even better

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Does it get any bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please I need a blindfold

Your pictures are much better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The herpes is under control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've won my bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my charitable work done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you, that was bearable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this hanky smell of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehm, oh.. ah hmm No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you sure it's in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The alcohol is wearing off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my is that it !!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hope you brought your kneepads

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Van floor, lie down now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm poor with little prospects

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does this smell like chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you're good with photoshop

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

this is Chloe 12, Brodie 11, Alice 9, Rupert & Ben 7, Mia 5, Lara 2.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only take cash sorry

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Oh er, just one drink

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Ask ya Mum....

Only 3 words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night woman was better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The diet not going well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please, just ignore my rash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, can I have the menu please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fitter on your pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like busses , do you ?

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

When is the baby due?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

have you got any toe-jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's pretend this didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you are taking PrEP

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

how about we go Dutch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You could use a make over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corn on the cob, eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you already tried Clearasil?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Corn on the cob, eh

"

You want butter with that

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You look like a bloke!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

My ring size is L. Finger before any comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ring size is L. Finger before any comments."

One finger two or more

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

You aren't what I expected

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My ring size is L. Finger before any comments."

Rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your photos do you justice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry the cameras off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have a cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I support Liverpool football club...

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

I have ordered the WEDDING CAKE!!

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

You like cock in arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried on a beautiful wedding dress the other day

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

You on Fab with marrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You on Fab with marrow? "

Do you like to be whipped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my first veri revived

And yes he is still waiting for it #idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it does get bigger .... honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm a Manchester United fan'

Kiss of death!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

We should just be friends

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By *ood will huntingMan
over a year ago

s/west & yeovil

Well honestly I've had better

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Long_iew

This is Mom and Dad...

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