FabSwingers.com forum: What a lovely doctor

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tra just got back from the doc's

she said the doc seemed obsessed with her footwear

He told her she had 'serious healthy shoes'

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Is that a good thing? sounds like they were sensible

Did he fix her though or was the shoe talking a way of distracting her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sorry,my mistake..he actually said

"serious health issues"

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I just had a "whooshhhhhhhhhhhh " moment didn't I?

Sorry for spoiling your joke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to the doctor," says Mary.

"Why, what's wrong?" asks her best friend Sara.

"I want to ask him how many calories there really are in sperm."

Sara says, "Why worry? If you're swallowing that much, no man is going to care if you're a bit chubby."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is not a joke but i seriously had a gynaecologist tell me i didnt look post menopausal ...inside or out !!! made me laugh only a doctor could tell u that and it wasnt a chat up line ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is not a joke but i seriously had a gynaecologist tell me i didnt look post menopausal ...inside or out !!! made me laugh only a doctor could tell u that and it wasnt a chat up line ..."

My gynaecologist told me that I have a very "small and tight vagina". I asked him to leave me a verification .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tried to explain to my doc my paranoid feelings , "fucks sake get a grip of youself you arsehole " he said .Well he did'nt actually say that but i could tell thats what he was thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this is not a joke but i seriously had a gynaecologist tell me i didnt look post menopausal ...inside or out !!! made me laugh only a doctor could tell u that and it wasnt a chat up line ...

My gynaecologist told me that I have a very "small and tight vagina". I asked him to leave me a verification ....."

Sounds familiar, my mate says I'm a tight cunt

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine had to go look up what was wrong with me- honest!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

a man and wife,are having a domestic.

the man.says to wife,when you die,

on you'r gravestone.i'm going to put,

cold as ever.

the wife says,thats ok.because when you die.

i'm going to put,hard at last.

they probably went to the doctors first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met my new doctor on thursday for the first time and OMG is she fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a "whooshhhhhhhhhhhh " moment didn't I?

Sorry for spoiling your joke lol"

Dont' worry Rugby. I believed it too .....thought she must have had flat walking boots on or summat .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met my new doctor on thursday for the first time and OMG is she fit.

You'll never visit her complaining of erectile dysfunction then.... you'll have a "hard job" convincing her you have a problem

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