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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Morning all. Where's tweadle dumb and tweadle dumber. I think we should be having strong words when I see them me having to do the morning thread twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send them to my office!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Send them to my office! "

Only if I can send myself 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a punishment if you enjoy it though Bladey?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is it a punishment if you enjoy it though Bladey? "

It depends if you enjoy it to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knew there would be - morning all - still night for me as ive not really slept

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"knew there would be - morning all - still night for me as ive not really slept "

Had maybe 2 hours if I'm lucky. Been like this for weeks now it's really starting to do me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it a punishment if you enjoy it though Bladey?

It depends if you enjoy it to "

I am more about pleasure than punishment!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is it a punishment if you enjoy it though Bladey?

It depends if you enjoy it to

I am more about pleasure than punishment! "

Where do I apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"knew there would be - morning all - still night for me as ive not really slept "

Same here lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it a punishment if you enjoy it though Bladey?

It depends if you enjoy it to

I am more about pleasure than punishment!

Where do I apply "

Aw God Bladey- stop playing hard to get will ya!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"knew there would be - morning all - still night for me as ive not really slept

Same here lol xx"

Serves you right for sleeping with legs 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"knew there would be - morning all - still night for me as ive not really slept

Same here lol xx

Serves you right for sleeping with legs 11 "

Not even made it to bed lol xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is it a punishment if you enjoy it though Bladey?

It depends if you enjoy it to

I am more about pleasure than punishment!

Where do I apply

Aw God Bladey- stop playing hard to get will ya! "

OK my numbers 0161 855677556

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

I've been on fab all night again! A nice man got a nice wank and a sleep out of it. I've had neither. But I've read an awful lot about the Oxford comma. That didn't even send me to sleep. My bf is going to be so annoyed with me later.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've been on fab all night again! A nice man got a nice wank and a sleep out of it. I've had neither. But I've read an awful lot about the Oxford comma. That didn't even send me to sleep. My bf is going to be so annoyed with me later. "

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been on fab all night again! A nice man got a nice wank and a sleep out of it. I've had neither. But I've read an awful lot about the Oxford comma. That didn't even send me to sleep. My bf is going to be so annoyed with me later. "

Evening x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've been on fab all night again! A nice man got a nice wank and a sleep out of it. I've had neither. But I've read an awful lot about the Oxford comma. That didn't even send me to sleep. My bf is going to be so annoyed with me later.

Evening x"

It's morning even if you don't want it to be. Birds are chirping the lot. I never did like the pesky fuckers

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Lol. I'm so tired I can't think of a witty retort. I'm not even sure that's the right word. I'm thinking of desserts and holidays now. Tortes and resorts. I need sleep!

Remind me, no mans wank is worth writing all night for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it a punishment if you enjoy it though Bladey?

It depends if you enjoy it to

I am more about pleasure than punishment!

Where do I apply

Aw God Bladey- stop playing hard to get will ya!

OK my numbers 0161 855677556

Mobile0756654666

Fax 6567887666

"

Oh I only communicate by ESP and owl!

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"I've been on fab all night again! A nice man got a nice wank and a sleep out of it. I've had neither. But I've read an awful lot about the Oxford comma. That didn't even send me to sleep. My bf is going to be so annoyed with me later.

Evening x

It's morning even if you don't want it to be. Birds are chirping the lot. I never did like the pesky fuckers "

My window's open, I cant hear any. Bugger, yes I can. Grumble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol. I'm so tired I can't think of a witty retort. I'm not even sure that's the right word. I'm thinking of desserts and holidays now. Tortes and resorts. I need sleep!

Remind me, no mans wank is worth writing all night for. "

I know that feeling x it's like my body n head not attached lol x body wants sleep but head don't lol x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is it a punishment if you enjoy it though Bladey?

It depends if you enjoy it to

I am more about pleasure than punishment!

Where do I apply

Aw God Bladey- stop playing hard to get will ya!

OK my numbers 0161 855677556

Mobile0756654666

Fax 6567887666

Oh I only communicate by ESP and owl! "

Tell me something I don't no

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd start a sexy insomniacs club but I'd have to boot myself out

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Lol. I'm so tired I can't think of a witty retort. I'm not even sure that's the right word. I'm thinking of desserts and holidays now. Tortes and resorts. I need sleep!

Remind me, no mans wank is worth writing all night for.

I know that feeling x it's like my body n head not attached lol x body wants sleep but head don't lol x"

I think my head does, but my eye lids are glued open. I am going to regret this on so many levels later. Really really shouldn't have been talking to that bloke in the first place. Not like that anyway. Bad bad bad girl (please note the lack of commas! Too tired to care!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol. I'm so tired I can't think of a witty retort. I'm not even sure that's the right word. I'm thinking of desserts and holidays now. Tortes and resorts. I need sleep!

Remind me, no mans wank is worth writing all night for.

I know that feeling x it's like my body n head not attached lol x body wants sleep but head don't lol x

I think my head does, but my eye lids are glued open. I am going to regret this on so many levels later. Really really shouldn't have been talking to that bloke in the first place. Not like that anyway. Bad bad bad girl (please note the lack of commas! Too tired to care!)"

CoMe here so I can spank that ass of yours you bad girl x

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Lol. I'm so tired I can't think of a witty retort. I'm not even sure that's the right word. I'm thinking of desserts and holidays now. Tortes and resorts. I need sleep!

Remind me, no mans wank is worth writing all night for.

I know that feeling x it's like my body n head not attached lol x body wants sleep but head don't lol x

I think my head does, but my eye lids are glued open. I am going to regret this on so many levels later. Really really shouldn't have been talking to that bloke in the first place. Not like that anyway. Bad bad bad girl (please note the lack of commas! Too tired to care!)

CoMe here so I can spank that ass of yours you bad girl x "

Ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehehe x

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"I'd start a sexy insomniacs club but I'd have to boot myself out "

Are you fishing for compliments? Coz that's my thing. Everyone has to adore me. Its all about me me me! .

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Lol. I'm so tired I can't think of a witty retort. I'm not even sure that's the right word. I'm thinking of desserts and holidays now. Tortes and resorts. I need sleep!

Remind me, no mans wank is worth writing all night for.

I know that feeling x it's like my body n head not attached lol x body wants sleep but head don't lol x

I think my head does, but my eye lids are glued open. I am going to regret this on so many levels later. Really really shouldn't have been talking to that bloke in the first place. Not like that anyway. Bad bad bad girl (please note the lack of commas! Too tired to care!)

CoMe here so I can spank that ass of yours you bad girl x "

Oi 1st come 1st served. Get to the back of the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol. I'm so tired I can't think of a witty retort. I'm not even sure that's the right word. I'm thinking of desserts and holidays now. Tortes and resorts. I need sleep!

Remind me, no mans wank is worth writing all night for.

I know that feeling x it's like my body n head not attached lol x body wants sleep but head don't lol x

I think my head does, but my eye lids are glued open. I am going to regret this on so many levels later. Really really shouldn't have been talking to that bloke in the first place. Not like that anyway. Bad bad bad girl (please note the lack of commas! Too tired to care!)

CoMe here so I can spank that ass of yours you bad girl x

Oi 1st come 1st served. Get to the back of the line "

Hang on thought you was a gentleman.... what happened to ladies 1st??

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd start a sexy insomniacs club but I'd have to boot myself out

Are you fishing for compliments? Coz that's my thing. Everyone has to adore me. Its all about me me me! ."

Your having a giggle aren't you have you seen my pics. Only reason I get any fabs is because my number plates on show

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Hehehe x"

What was I getting spanked for? a disregard of the English language or tarting it up with a random? One is out of character...the other...not so much.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Morning all ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehehe x

What was I getting spanked for? a disregard of the English language or tarting it up with a random? One is out of character...the other...not so much. "

English language lol x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Lol. I'm so tired I can't think of a witty retort. I'm not even sure that's the right word. I'm thinking of desserts and holidays now. Tortes and resorts. I need sleep!

Remind me, no mans wank is worth writing all night for.

I know that feeling x it's like my body n head not attached lol x body wants sleep but head don't lol x

I think my head does, but my eye lids are glued open. I am going to regret this on so many levels later. Really really shouldn't have been talking to that bloke in the first place. Not like that anyway. Bad bad bad girl (please note the lack of commas! Too tired to care!)

CoMe here so I can spank that ass of yours you bad girl x

Oi 1st come 1st served. Get to the back of the line

Hang on thought you was a gentleman.... what happened to ladies 1st?? "

Which lying git told you that. I could however be persuaded to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all ... "

Hi hun x just thought I'd warn you if you stay on fourums to long you may never come out again lol xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Now I really want to see the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehehe x

What was I getting spanked for? a disregard of the English language or tarting it up with a random? One is out of character...the other...not so much.

English language lol x"

Then again my not that good. X I've spanked my self check avatar lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"knew there would be - morning all - still night for me as ive not really slept

Had maybe 2 hours if I'm lucky. Been like this for weeks now it's really starting to do me in"

same

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Hehehe x

What was I getting spanked for? a disregard of the English language or tarting it up with a random? One is out of character...the other...not so much.

English language lol x"

. Fair enough x

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Now I really want to see the rest "

Of what?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"knew there would be - morning all - still night for me as ive not really slept

Had maybe 2 hours if I'm lucky. Been like this for weeks now it's really starting to do me in

same"

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Now I really want to see the rest

Of what?"

Flakeys pics and yours to come to that

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Hehehe x

What was I getting spanked for? a disregard of the English language or tarting it up with a random? One is out of character...the other...not so much.

English language lol x

Then again my not that good. X I've spanked my self check avatar lol x"

I had to read that four times before I understood what you meant lol. Oh dear!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"knew there would be - morning all - still night for me as ive not really slept

Had maybe 2 hours if I'm lucky. Been like this for weeks now it's really starting to do me in

same

"

think it went tits up completely when i had the flu - i was getting 4 maybe 5 most nights which isnt bad for me - then i slept solid for about 3 days and then a lot for a few weeks - now hardly any at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all "

It's dark so it's night lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehehe x

What was I getting spanked for? a disregard of the English language or tarting it up with a random? One is out of character...the other...not so much.

English language lol x

Then again my not that good. X I've spanked my self check avatar lol x

I had to read that four times before I understood what you meant lol. Oh dear!!!"

Lol I had to read it twice again to make sure it was right. Then realised it's not lol I put my instead of mine lol x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"knew there would be - morning all - still night for me as ive not really slept

Had maybe 2 hours if I'm lucky. Been like this for weeks now it's really starting to do me in

same

think it went tits up completely when i had the flu - i was getting 4 maybe 5 most nights which isnt bad for me - then i slept solid for about 3 days and then a lot for a few weeks - now hardly any at all"

You no I'd not clicked but yes I've been like this since I was ill

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Now I really want to see the rest

Of what?

Flakeys pics and yours to come to that "

So long as you fab them.politely I'm sure we wont mind.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good morning all

It's dark so it's night lol x"

Daniel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all

It's dark so it's night lol x

Daniel "

Daniel????x

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

oi oiii ya ol' wankstain!!

*snogs and a slap*

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Hehehe x

What was I getting spanked for? a disregard of the English language or tarting it up with a random? One is out of character...the other...not so much.

English language lol x

Then again my not that good. X I've spanked my self check avatar lol x

I had to read that four times before I understood what you meant lol. Oh dear!!!

Lol I had to read it twice again to make sure it was right. Then realised it's not lol I put my instead of mine lol x"

I thought you were being ironic! Doh

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

It's ok I often come out of the forums

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning sexy bladey you hunk of a stud xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehehe x

What was I getting spanked for? a disregard of the English language or tarting it up with a random? One is out of character...the other...not so much.

English language lol x

Then again my not that good. X I've spanked my self check avatar lol x

I had to read that four times before I understood what you meant lol. Oh dear!!!

Lol I had to read it twice again to make sure it was right. Then realised it's not lol I put my instead of mine lol x

I thought you were being ironic! Doh "

Nope was a actually mistake lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's ok I often come out of the forums "

You should be safe then lol x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Now I really want to see the rest

Of what?

Flakeys pics and yours to come to that

So long as you fab them.politely I'm sure we wont mind. "

I did my best but Mr winkle scared me off in the end

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"oi oiii ya ol' wankstain!!

*snogs and a slap*

"

You no you want me

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Zzzzzzzzz. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zzzzzzzzz. Xxx"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning sexy bladey you hunk of a stud xxx"

Now that's how to say morning to blade. All take note and learn!!!!

Good morning sweetness xxx

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"It's ok I often come out of the forums

You should be safe then lol x"

I should be but if I do need a hand can I ask for your help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Morning "

Good morning

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all "

And where have you been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

And where have you been "

Shagging

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's ok I often come out of the forums

You should be safe then lol x

I should be but if I do need a hand can I ask for your help "

I'm gone last being helped lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx"

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all

And where have you been

Shagging "

Arrrrr the only viable excuse

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"It's ok I often come out of the forums

You should be safe then lol x

I should be but if I do need a hand can I ask for your help

I'm gone last being helped lol x"

Doh , tries to help myself and fails

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x "

Fucking staff. Higher management here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here"

You can get the sack for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look what I've had to put up with since bout midnight lol xx avatar x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x "

which staff do you mean my intended

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

It could be wise you could put up with me in the bedroom lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I mean worse

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that "

his sack is fine just a bit full at moment

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Look what I've had to put up with since bout midnight lol xx avatar x"

Be grateful Chesterfield is so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean worse

"

Not in bedroom lol x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol ahhhh the lounge it is pmsl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that his sack is fine just a bit full at moment"

That's cos he's too tight to part with it

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Do you lot mind I am here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you lot mind I am here"

Don't think they do lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you lot mind I am here"

I don't mind at all

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Fucking double act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking double act "

No it not xxx was just stating the obvious xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x"

Is that his foot on you lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking double act "

No He's asleep somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao "

Yep lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x"

It's how he been all night x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x"

He needs binning for that alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone "

Good job I love him lol x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone

Good job I love him lol x"

Well you no what they say about love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that "

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak "

I always said he was a wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone

Good job I love him lol x

Well you no what they say about love "

Sends ya mad lol x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone

Good job I love him lol x

Well you no what they say about love

Sends ya mad lol x"

No that's just a given fact. No sense of smell to by the looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone

Good job I love him lol x

Well you no what they say about love

Sends ya mad lol x

No that's just a given fact. No sense of smell to by the looks "

his feet don't smell lol x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone

Good job I love him lol x

Well you no what they say about love

Sends ya mad lol x"

Now he's dribbling isn't he

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am confused help help I sure lost the plot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone

Good job I love him lol x

Well you no what they say about love

Sends ya mad lol x

No that's just a given fact. No sense of smell to by the looks his feet don't smell lol x"

Now pic is his snoring lol x that white stick is my leg x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone

Good job I love him lol x

Well you no what they say about love

Sends ya mad lol x

No that's just a given fact. No sense of smell to by the looks his feet don't smell lol x"

After all this time you've gone nose blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

I always said he was a wimp "

Haha I'm sure there are several ladies on here who'd disagree...now Mr Blade, I want to see you in my office pronto {looks over the top of her glasses sternly and flexes the cane}

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone

Good job I love him lol x

Well you no what they say about love

Sends ya mad lol x

No that's just a given fact. No sense of smell to by the looks his feet don't smell lol x

Now pic is his snoring lol x that white stick is my leg x"

I noticed the leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you lot mind I am here

Don't think they do lol x

Is that his foot on you lmfao

Yep lol x

He needs binning for that alone

Good job I love him lol x

Well you no what they say about love

Sends ya mad lol x

No that's just a given fact. No sense of smell to by the looks his feet don't smell lol x

Now pic is his snoring lol x that white stick is my leg x

I noticed the leg "

Lol xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

I always said he was a wimp

Haha I'm sure there are several ladies on here who'd disagree...now Mr Blade, I want to see you in my office pronto {looks over the top of her glasses sternly and flexes the cane} "

Love the look but the canes in the wrong hands pass it here and let's tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet "

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning ms zoya green tea comiing up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

I always said he was a wimp

Haha I'm sure there are several ladies on here who'd disagree...now Mr Blade, I want to see you in my office pronto {looks over the top of her glasses sternly and flexes the cane}

Love the look but the canes in the wrong hands pass it here and let's tango "

Well I say cane, I mean pool cue...and if you want it, you're gonna have to take it by force...

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

I always said he was a wimp

Haha I'm sure there are several ladies on here who'd disagree...now Mr Blade, I want to see you in my office pronto {looks over the top of her glasses sternly and flexes the cane}

Love the look but the canes in the wrong hands pass it here and let's tango

Well I say cane, I mean pool cue...and if you want it, you're gonna have to take it by force... "

Falls on floor laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x"

Pfft still no class....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ms zoya green tea comiing up xx"

Thank you _oddy your a star

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x

Pfft still no class.... "

You've met the ex wife then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x

Pfft still no class....

You've met the ex wife then "

Yes she filled me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x

Pfft still no class....

You've met the ex wife then

Yes she filled me in "

Well ya learn something every day didn't no you swung that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please "

Morning lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please "

I will as long as I can crawl in for a couple of hours lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x

Pfft still no class....

You've met the ex wife then

Yes she filled me in

Well ya learn something every day didn't no you swung that way "

Pfft another single male who canny read a profile ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

I always said he was a wimp

Haha I'm sure there are several ladies on here who'd disagree...now Mr Blade, I want to see you in my office pronto {looks over the top of her glasses sternly and flexes the cane}

Love the look but the canes in the wrong hands pass it here and let's tango

Well I say cane, I mean pool cue...and if you want it, you're gonna have to take it by force...

Falls on floor laughing "

{Takes the opportunity to give him a good whack with the pool cue and gets back under the covers ready for another round with Mr V}

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x

Pfft still no class....

You've met the ex wife then

Yes she filled me in

Well ya learn something every day didn't no you swung that way

Pfft another single male who canny read a profile .... "

Owwwwww surely that's newish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please I will as long as I can crawl in for a couple of hours lol x"

you got a deal lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x

Pfft still no class....

You've met the ex wife then

Yes she filled me in

Well ya learn something every day didn't no you swung that way

Pfft another single male who canny read a profile ....

Owwwwww surely that's newish"

Does over a yr account for newish?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

I always said he was a wimp

Haha I'm sure there are several ladies on here who'd disagree...now Mr Blade, I want to see you in my office pronto {looks over the top of her glasses sternly and flexes the cane}

Love the look but the canes in the wrong hands pass it here and let's tango

Well I say cane, I mean pool cue...and if you want it, you're gonna have to take it by force...

Falls on floor laughing

{Takes the opportunity to give him a good whack with the pool cue and gets back under the covers ready for another round with Mr V} "

Wouldn't be the 1st time I've been hit with a Poole cue but possibly a 1st in that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please

Morning lovely x"

morning huni x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please I will as long as I can crawl in for a couple of hours lol x

you got a deal lol x"

Thank you xxxxx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x

Pfft still no class....

You've met the ex wife then

Yes she filled me in

Well ya learn something every day didn't no you swung that way

Pfft another single male who canny read a profile ....

Owwwwww surely that's newish

Does over a yr account for newish?"

Well yes obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please

Morning lovely x

morning huni x"

How's your weekend going x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stretches and yawns..Good morning Mr B...is the kettle on yet

Not slept so yep but no green muck here sorry. Morning sweet x

Pfft still no class....

You've met the ex wife then

Yes she filled me in

Well ya learn something every day didn't no you swung that way

Pfft another single male who canny read a profile ....

Owwwwww surely that's newish

Does over a yr account for newish?

Well yes obviously "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

I always said he was a wimp

Haha I'm sure there are several ladies on here who'd disagree...now Mr Blade, I want to see you in my office pronto {looks over the top of her glasses sternly and flexes the cane}

Love the look but the canes in the wrong hands pass it here and let's tango

Well I say cane, I mean pool cue...and if you want it, you're gonna have to take it by force...

Falls on floor laughing

{Takes the opportunity to give him a good whack with the pool cue and gets back under the covers ready for another round with Mr V}

Wouldn't be the 1st time I've been hit with a Poole cue but possibly a 1st in that way "

And what way would that be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please

Morning lovely x

morning huni x

How's your weekend going x"

hmm well had my 3 youngest grankids for the night

who are sleeping

il let you take a guess how my weekend has been haha

hows yours? x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

I always said he was a wimp

Haha I'm sure there are several ladies on here who'd disagree...now Mr Blade, I want to see you in my office pronto {looks over the top of her glasses sternly and flexes the cane}

Love the look but the canes in the wrong hands pass it here and let's tango

Well I say cane, I mean pool cue...and if you want it, you're gonna have to take it by force...

Falls on floor laughing

{Takes the opportunity to give him a good whack with the pool cue and gets back under the covers ready for another round with Mr V}

Wouldn't be the 1st time I've been hit with a Poole cue but possibly a 1st in that way

And what way would that be "

It's your fantasy you tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please I will as long as I can crawl in for a couple of hours lol x

you got a deal lol x

Thank you xxxxx"

welcome x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please

Morning lovely x

morning huni x

How's your weekend going x

hmm well had my 3 youngest grankids for the night

who are sleeping

il let you take a guess how my weekend has been haha

hows yours? x"

Maybe you need something stronger than coffee....mines been amazing and it's not over yet...oh and is it Monday yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please I will as long as I can crawl in for a couple of hours lol x

you got a deal lol x

Thank you xxxxx

welcome x x"

Not been sleep yet didn't wanna wake other half up moving his legs off me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please

Morning lovely x

morning huni x

How's your weekend going x

hmm well had my 3 youngest grankids for the night

who are sleeping

il let you take a guess how my weekend has been haha

hows yours? x

Maybe you need something stronger than coffee....mines been amazing and it's not over yet...oh and is it Monday yet "

that i do

oh nice 1 and ive got some fun tomorrow and im going to eat him alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please

Morning lovely x

morning huni x

How's your weekend going x

hmm well had my 3 youngest grankids for the night

who are sleeping

il let you take a guess how my weekend has been haha

hows yours? x

Maybe you need something stronger than coffee....mines been amazing and it's not over yet...oh and is it Monday yet

that i do

oh nice 1 and ive got some fun tomorrow and im going to eat him alive "

Have you pre warned him ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please I will as long as I can crawl in for a couple of hours lol x

you got a deal lol x

Thank you xxxxx

welcome x x

Not been sleep yet didn't wanna wake other half up moving his legs off me x"

tickle him or rub his bits that should shift him lol x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please I will as long as I can crawl in for a couple of hours lol x

you got a deal lol x

Thank you xxxxx

welcome x x

Not been sleep yet didn't wanna wake other half up moving his legs off me x

tickle him or rub his bits that should shift him lol x x"

I'd get up getting kicked in face by accident lol xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx"

Night night xz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good morning to all the above

some1 make a brew and bring it to my bedroom please I will as long as I can crawl in for a couple of hours lol x

you got a deal lol x

Thank you xxxxx

welcome x x

Not been sleep yet didn't wanna wake other half up moving his legs off me x

tickle him or rub his bits that should shift him lol x x

I'd get up getting kicked in face by accident lol xx"

ooh not good lol x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm to nice to him lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont want it to be morning! I haven't slept yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want it to be morning! I haven't slept yet "

Same here lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning folks, urgh havent a clue why I'm awake

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx"

Wast of time that was

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

Morning all, why is it so early??

Need more sleep

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

morning all hope all are well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx

Wast of time that was "

Hahaha just admit u went for a wank lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx

Wast of time that was "

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx

Wast of time that was

Hahaha just admit u went for a wank lol x"

I might of if you'd sent that friend request

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over a year ago


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx

Wast of time that was

Hahaha just admit u went for a wank lol x"

He was away counting sheep but after using his fingers n toes he got stuck after 20

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx

Wast of time that was

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over a year ago


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx

Wast of time that was

Hahaha just admit u went for a wank lol x

I might of if you'd sent that friend request "

Hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. I slept like a log!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

20 mins till bed time

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"20 mins till bed time"

Morning m'dear, don't think I'll be too long behind you xx

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By *ellblessMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Morning....and I'm at work

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over a year ago


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx

Wast of time that was

Hahaha just admit u went for a wank lol x

He was away counting sheep but after using his fingers n toes he got stuck after 20 "

Well we all can't count up to 22, we don't have 6 toes on each foot this side of the big hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

(Hopefully this comment doesn't offend )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to try and sleep for an hour so you lot play nice till I'm back xxx

Wast of time that was

Hahaha just admit u went for a wank lol x

He was away counting sheep but after using his fingers n toes he got stuck after 20

Well we all can't count up to 22, we don't have 6 toes on each foot this side of the big hill."

No you just canny count full stop...

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all

(Hopefully this comment doesn't offend ) "

Don't bet on it

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over a year ago


"Looks at PP blushes morning darlin snogs till dizzy xxx

Morning Voddy slapped arse for you, I see you have been flirting with the staff again x

Fucking staff. Higher management here

You can get the sack for that

Yes, and you can get sacked for not coming back to bed when I haven't finished with you yet Mr...rest is for the weak

I always said he was a wimp

Haha I'm sure there are several ladies on here who'd disagree...now Mr Blade, I want to see you in my office pronto {looks over the top of her glasses sternly and flexes the cane}

Love the look but the canes in the wrong hands pass it here and let's tango

Well I say cane, I mean pool cue...and if you want it, you're gonna have to take it by force...

Falls on floor laughing

{Takes the opportunity to give him a good whack with the pool cue and gets back under the covers ready for another round with Mr V}

Wouldn't be the 1st time I've been hit with a Poole cue but possibly a 1st in that way

And what way would that be

It's your fantasy you tell me "

Not my fantasy mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da Fabbers and friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bore da Fabbers and friends "

Morning taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning fab forum folk.

I hope you all sleep well in one anothers beds - those who've slept that is...

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