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Who is your shameful guilty pleasure celebrity crush?

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mine is.......

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Justin Beiber. *hides in shame*

I'd fucking destroy that little hottie. Lol.

Who is the celebrity you have a crush on that you know you shouldn't/ would never admit to your friends you fancied?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Alexander Armstrong well I would admit to it but he's my new one

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By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

uk

Susan Boyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is.......

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Justin Beiber. *hides in shame*

I'd fucking destroy that little hottie. Lol.

Who is the celebrity you have a crush on that you know you shouldn't/ would never admit to your friends you fancied?"

I totally agree... and I'm not even hanging my head in shame... *drools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Susan Boyle "

#susanalbumparty

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By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

uk


"Susan Boyle

#susanalbumparty"

I'm in

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I totally agree... and I'm not even hanging my head in shame... *drools "

I never thought I would, but then I saw him on screen and how much sex appeal he has really really surprised me. Lol.

Plus he has a big cock. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pierce Brosnans son Dylan. Phwoaaaaarrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark Harmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dermot o leary mmmmm x

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Mark Harmon "

A worthy crush! Lol

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Pierce Brosnans son Dylan. Phwoaaaaarrr "

God yes. Lol

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"oh dermot o leary mmmmm x "

Lol! He does have a cheeky chappy look about him. Lol

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Eamonn Holmes. Just love the accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

each to our own xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not ashamed of it but I'm hung up on Kat Dennings and Jennifer Coolidge (Stiflers Mom)

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over a year ago


"Mark Harmon

A worthy crush! Lol"

Yes he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh bear grylls too mmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eamonn Holmes. Just love the accent. "

love his wife....now what's her name again.........

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over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really."

I'm completely with you on this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the new bird on the chase......I'm soooo crap with names!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pierce Brosnans son Dylan. Phwoaaaaarrr

God yes. Lol"

I know right! What I wouldn't give to get my hands on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alison king - no shame involved -

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really."

Totally get that one. Good choice! In a similar vein, can I please have Richard Ayoade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

Totally get that one. Good choice! In a similar vein, can I please have Richard Ayoade?"

Oooooh yes please...we have very similar tastes.....i have to add the 2 guys from flight of the conchords.....i could never Work out which one i preferred so went for both.

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Oooooh yes please...we have very similar tastes.....i have to add the 2 guys from flight of the conchords.....i could never Work out which one i preferred so went for both."

Oh god yes Flight Of The Concords!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really."

How in any way is that shameful? Matt Berry is a fucking legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I totally agree... and I'm not even hanging my head in shame... *drools

I never thought I would, but then I saw him on screen and how much sex appeal he has really really surprised me. Lol.

Plus he has a big cock. Lol. "

Did you not see the before and after digital touch pictures of the ck advert?

The bulge and biceps are photoshoped in lol

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"Not ashamed of it but I'm hung up on Kat Dennings and Jennifer Coolidge (Stiflers Mom) "

Good choice. ..add in christina hendrix and that's one hell of a party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is.......

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Justin Beiber. *hides in shame*

I'd fucking destroy that little hottie. Lol.

Who is the celebrity you have a crush on that you know you shouldn't/ would never admit to your friends you fancied?"

I've been having this same crush for a while now!!

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

How in any way is that shameful? Matt Berry is a fucking legend."

He really is. I had the pleasure of meeting the god after a gig and my goodness....I'm properly in love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

Totally get that one. Good choice! In a similar vein, can I please have Richard Ayoade?

Oooooh yes please...we have very similar tastes.....i have to add the 2 guys from flight of the conchords.....i could never Work out which one i preferred so went for both."

I hear you sister!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Did you not see the before and after digital touch pictures of the ck advert?

The bulge and biceps are photoshoped in lol"

Oh ya, I have! And I prefer skinny Beiber.

But I'm talking about his actual cock.

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

I've been having this same crush for a while now!!

G x"

Thank god! I'm not alone in my shame!

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton


"Eamonn Holmes. Just love the accent. "

Mine is similar

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

My crush would have to be Scarlett Johansson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nadine Dorries and Esther Mcvey

I don't agree with most of what they say and stand for but

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Clare Balding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Barlow, Eric Olsen and David Beckham could do all manner of naughty things to me. Together would be good.

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Clare Balding "

Oh GOD.

And that Toksvig woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Black

i know i can't explain it either there's just something about him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

How in any way is that shameful? Matt Berry is a fucking legend."

He's one of the main reasons i have moustarrrrrrche.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Ricky Wilson but I'm not ashamed

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Clare Balding

Oh GOD.

And that Toksvig woman. "

Haha hmm maybe not her, she has a weird voice, I have limits y'know

Clare though, mmm when she presented the swimming from the olympics that's when my crush started. She kept wearing tight tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

How in any way is that shameful? Matt Berry is a fucking legend.

He's one of the main reasons i have moustarrrrrrche."

Tell me you've the voice and my knickers are long gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dawn French for me.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Simon Pegg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

How in any way is that shameful? Matt Berry is a fucking legend.

He's one of the main reasons i have moustarrrrrrche.

Tell me you've the voice and my knickers are long gone

"

. My favorite line from toast is "why are you dressed like the man from del montaaaaeeeee?"

And from the IT crowd "God dam these electric sex pants!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

How in any way is that shameful? Matt Berry is a fucking legend.

He's one of the main reasons i have moustarrrrrrche.

Tell me you've the voice and my knickers are long gone

. My favorite line from toast is "why are you dressed like the man from del montaaaaeeeee?"

And from the IT crowd "God dam these electric sex pants!" "

Dammit has anyone seen my knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not for you Jen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I guess every bloke of a certain age fancies the tits off Carol Vorderman. I mean brains, sexy as fook and what a body ...

But I am totally ashamed to say I could seriously do Zara Philips (Tindall). Well she rides horses .. innit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halaria Baldwin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clare Balding "

Is it OK for a straight bloke to fancy a Gay woman? For her I am in ..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Richard Hammond

Or

Emma Willis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bon jovi.... he is the only person I'd kick boyfriend out bed for lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mark Harmon "

Me too me too. I prefer younger guys, so he is my older man crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicholas Cage Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oded fehr

Ohhhhh if he knocked at my door my legs would buckle under me....phoarrrrr

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Nigella Lawson! And I'm not even joking...

She's so smooth, I love the way she gestures, the way she talks... A soft, silky, posh, sexy voice. It's exactly what I want at night time.

And her cooking! Ohhhhhh Nigella...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the lst season of American Horror Story it's gotta be Lady Gaga! Holy smoke she is sexy in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelle keegan

I'd marry that gorgeous lady if I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James corden is my crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellen mirren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nigella Lawson! And I'm not even joking...

She's so smooth, I love the way she gestures, the way she talks... A soft, silky, posh, sexy voice. It's exactly what I want at night time.

And her cooking! Ohhhhhh Nigella...

"

It's the head in the fridge/bum wiggle that does it for me. Every time.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Jessica rabbit. There I've said it hangs head in shame

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't have a guilty one but I'm currently lusting over Jay from Tattoo Fixers, (which almost certainly means he's gay. Most of the guys I fancy turn out to be gay).

I'm even thinking I may have to reconsider my stance on beards at least a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theresa May

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Nikki chapman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eddie Izzard. I usually go for older men anyway and love men in guyliner etc. Plus after all those marathons he is in amazing shape xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Eddie Izzard. I usually go for older men anyway and love men in guyliner etc. Plus after all those marathons he is in amazing shape xx"

He's hot. Definitely no guilt about that crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me Kirstie Allsopp. Just something about her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is.......

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Justin Beiber. *hides in shame*

I'd fucking destroy that little hottie. Lol.

Who is the celebrity you have a crush on that you know you shouldn't/ would never admit to your friends you fancied?"

Susie Dent. The 8 out of 10 cats version.

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

Sarah millican and Lisa tarbuck for him. She is quite smitten with Alex Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jack Black

i know i can't explain it either there's just something about him "

I'm totally with you on that ...

I also like James Martin the chef from Saturday Kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

Totally get that one. Good choice! In a similar vein, can I please have Richard Ayoade?

Oooooh yes please...we have very similar tastes.....i have to add the 2 guys from flight of the conchords.....i could never Work out which one i preferred so went for both.

I hear you sister!"

Yes yes yes to Matt Berry, Richard Ayoade and Bret McKenzie, but I have a special in my heart (or vagina) for Jemaine Clement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jane Goldman, Johnathon Ross' wife

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Emma Bunton.

*Him*

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Lydia rose bewly, the red haired girl in drifters, such a funny programme, by the way she just makes me tingle in the parts of me that love to tingle mrs cmyxxxxxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Rachel weitz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I've been having this same crush for a while now!!

G x

Thank god! I'm not alone in my shame! "

Good god no!! The things I'd like to do with him are just shameful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

Totally get that one. Good choice! In a similar vein, can I please have Richard Ayoade?

Oooooh yes please...we have very similar tastes.....i have to add the 2 guys from flight of the conchords.....i could never Work out which one i preferred so went for both.

I hear you sister!

Yes yes yes to Matt Berry, Richard Ayoade and Bret McKenzie, but I have a special in my heart (or vagina) for Jemaine Clement "

Have you seen "what we do in the shadows"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jane Goldman, Johnathon Ross' wife"

she was so saucy on that spooky show she had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben Fogle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Whitehall x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people I find attractive I hold no shame for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jack Whitehall x"

His girlfriend is amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They both r mmmm he is so damn dirty sexy x

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

sofia vergara

I have the feeling she'd have the right level of sexual aggression for me & I love a "sex fight!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a guilty one but I'm currently lusting over Jay from Tattoo Fixers, (which almost certainly means he's gay. Most of the guys I fancy turn out to be gay).

I'm even thinking I may have to reconsider my stance on beards at least a bit."

He's bloody gorgeous! I'd pick his design every time just so I had his hands on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a guilty one but I'm currently lusting over Jay from Tattoo Fixers, (which almost certainly means he's gay. Most of the guys I fancy turn out to be gay).

I'm even thinking I may have to reconsider my stance on beards at least a bit.

He's bloody gorgeous! I'd pick his design every time just so I had his hands on me..."

Something very intricate on your inner thigh perhaps.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a guilty one but I'm currently lusting over Jay from Tattoo Fixers, (which almost certainly means he's gay. Most of the guys I fancy turn out to be gay).

I'm even thinking I may have to reconsider my stance on beards at least a bit.

He's bloody gorgeous! I'd pick his design every time just so I had his hands on me...

Something very intricate on your inner thigh perhaps.....? "

It might have to go up onto my arse too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a guilty one but I'm currently lusting over Jay from Tattoo Fixers, (which almost certainly means he's gay. Most of the guys I fancy turn out to be gay).

I'm even thinking I may have to reconsider my stance on beards at least a bit.

He's bloody gorgeous! I'd pick his design every time just so I had his hands on me...

Something very intricate on your inner thigh perhaps.....?

It might have to go up onto my arse too..."

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Jeff Brazier

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By *avebabeWoman
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

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By *avebabeWoman
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Bradley Cooper. Yummmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to fancy Isla Sinclair when I was wee.

F

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Liam Neeson yummy

Paul Newman sexy as hell (middle years)

David Essex got better looking as he aged yum

May as well have three as one has gone anyway.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There's nothing shameful here

Innuendo Bingo - Tomasz Schafernaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqC31ei8Bjc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karen Gillan swoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judith Ralston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emma Willis or/and Amanda Holden yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eamonn Holmes. Just love the accent.

love his wife....now what's her name again........."

Ruth Langsford oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eamonn Holmes. Just love the accent.

love his wife....now what's her name again........."

Ruth Langsford oh yes please

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"I don't have a guilty one but I'm currently lusting over Jay from Tattoo Fixers, (which almost certainly means he's gay. Most of the guys I fancy turn out to be gay).

I'm even thinking I may have to reconsider my stance on beards at least a bit.

He's bloody gorgeous! I'd pick his design every time just so I had his hands on me..."

Me too! I'm sure half the reason I want a tattoo is so I can go off it and get him to fix it for me I think he's my perfect guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea Leoni.

Jolene Blakelok.

Hubba hubba hubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine used to be Rik Mayall ha ha

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By *aynek80Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Penny smith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

Totally get that one. Good choice! In a similar vein, can I please have Richard Ayoade?

Oooooh yes please...we have very similar tastes.....i have to add the 2 guys from flight of the conchords.....i could never Work out which one i preferred so went for both.

I hear you sister!

Yes yes yes to Matt Berry, Richard Ayoade and Bret McKenzie, but I have a special in my heart (or vagina) for Jemaine Clement

Have you seen "what we do in the shadows"?"

Yes! It's absolutely wonderful, just my kind of humour

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

Totally get that one. Good choice! In a similar vein, can I please have Richard Ayoade?

Oooooh yes please...we have very similar tastes.....i have to add the 2 guys from flight of the conchords.....i could never Work out which one i preferred so went for both.

I hear you sister!

Yes yes yes to Matt Berry, Richard Ayoade and Bret McKenzie, but I have a special in my heart (or vagina) for Jemaine Clement

Have you seen "what we do in the shadows"?

Yes! It's absolutely wonderful, just my kind of humour "

There will be a sequel.

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over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

How in any way is that shameful? Matt Berry is a fucking legend.

He's one of the main reasons i have moustarrrrrrche.

Tell me you've the voice and my knickers are long gone

. My favorite line from toast is "why are you dressed like the man from del montaaaaeeeee?"

And from the IT crowd "God dam these electric sex pants!" "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYjE8wPyu4Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

Totally get that one. Good choice! In a similar vein, can I please have Richard Ayoade?

Oooooh yes please...we have very similar tastes.....i have to add the 2 guys from flight of the conchords.....i could never Work out which one i preferred so went for both.

I hear you sister!

Yes yes yes to Matt Berry, Richard Ayoade and Bret McKenzie, but I have a special in my heart (or vagina) for Jemaine Clement

Have you seen "what we do in the shadows"?

Yes! It's absolutely wonderful, just my kind of humour "

Mine too. Rare I find others who understand. You're alright you lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been trying to think of a celebrity that I find attractive that I would be ashamed of...but I can't think of one.

I guess I only crush on hot guys

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate garraway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds. Ok he's hot I hear you say.

But I'm a straight bloke and even I would given the opportunity.

Not sure about Jools.

I know she likes Hugh jackman but that's not embarrasing also Jennifer Aniston ditto.

She used to have a massive crush on limal the silly haired lead singer from kajagoo. Lol

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over a year ago


"I've been trying to think of a celebrity that I find attractive that I would be ashamed of...but I can't think of one.

I guess I only crush on hot guys

-Courtney "

Oh, wait, I've got one!!

Stephen Colbert.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AxL always AxL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matt Berry.

No.

Really.

Totally get that one. Good choice! In a similar vein, can I please have Richard Ayoade?

Oooooh yes please...we have very similar tastes.....i have to add the 2 guys from flight of the conchords.....i could never Work out which one i preferred so went for both.

I hear you sister!

Yes yes yes to Matt Berry, Richard Ayoade and Bret McKenzie, but I have a special in my heart (or vagina) for Jemaine Clement

Have you seen "what we do in the shadows"?

Yes! It's absolutely wonderful, just my kind of humour

Mine too. Rare I find others who understand. You're alright you lot!"

Hurrah! A fellow oddball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sid James and I feel no shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angelina Lilly mmmh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Susanna Reid...

Nice little upskirt before work...

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

John C. Reilly.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Black...

Love him!

A x

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Brenda Blethyn. In my dreams she's sporting a nice bush as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bjork,, but ist more than a guilty pleasure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daisy duke, legs hair smile body

Yes please

If t you're old enough you'll know who I mean

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Charity Dingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ron Swanson

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By *r H and Good Pet OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Ron Swanson "

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anna Windass or Debbie Rush as she's known in real life! Or moira from emmerdale...

Ive just put that on the effin internet!!

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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago

northwest

Jon Richardson or Prof. Brian Cox x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corrie's Liz McDonald. Can't explain why but I absolutely 100% still would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max Branning eek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah Justin Bieber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink. don't think she'd give in too easily in the bedroom

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By *oe2512Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Max Branning eek"

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Kate Winslet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kirsty alsop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh oh

Suranne Jones

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Richard and Xander from Pointless

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang


"Karen Gillan swoon! "

Seen her in the flesh at a celtic game. Really is stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennifer love-Hewitt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holly Willoughby or Brea Bennett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kat off eastenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would ruin Nigella Lawson

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Monty Don - I'd keep him chained up in the woodshed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carol kirkwood

Nigella

And there is a flamed haired beauty actress from canada who is stunning racheal something or other anyway she is HOT!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Daisy duke, legs hair smile body

Yes please

If t you're old enough you'll know who I mean "

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Kyle Minogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carol kirkwood

Nigella

And there is a flamed haired beauty actress from canada who is stunning racheal something or other anyway she is HOT!!"

Rachelle levevre is her name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would ruin Nigella Lawson"

Nigella Lawson is amazing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would ruin Nigella Lawson

Nigella Lawson is amazing!!"

She sure is buddy, she sure is lol

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By *achiavellian_adventuresCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke/Andover

JK Rowling? Met her in person and she's really cute!

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Don Johnson i know i should hang my head in shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbara windsor

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Cote de Pablo (from NCIS).

Sophie Raworth (BBC newsreader).

Keeley? (Weatherforcaster on BBC Look North (East Yorkshire).

Claire Balding.

Fiona Bruce.

I'm not greedy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ron Swanson

100% "

Love him!

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Mark Austin ... That itn news reader. He's CONSIDERABLY older than moi, my gosh... What a fox though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max Branning eek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allan Rickman, he's just so evil in Robbin Hood

E x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally can't join celebrity crush threads, but I'm very taken by Margot Robbie playing Harley Quinn in the new Suicide Squad film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lagatha from "Vikings"....mwaahhhh oh and Bjork, it's always been Bjork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kendall Jenner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dawn French....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul Kaye. Without beard.

He looks like he'd be filth in bed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I've got a little thing for Michael Sheen

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Daisey Ridley also lady sif

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Tom hiddlestone as loki

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Don't have one currently but always used to have a "thing" for Lorraine Kelly back in the day

Mr G

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By *reakish DesireCouple
over a year ago

Bisexuals

Mr. FD.

I know it's wrong, and it hasn't been on TV for a while... but 'Supernanny'. I just kept thinking of her been really naughty in her pinstripe outfit (or out of it) and glasses. She had lush lips and was gorgeously curvaceous too. The Mrs. used to laugh at me.

Anyway, look over there (that's distraction that is).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JK Rowling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sean Lock at the moment no idea what that's all about but all my old celebrity crushes have gone now

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to call them my

Desert island risks.

Its Victoria Beckham. This year it is Kate quilton from food unwrapped.

Looks like she fell out of a clothing charity bin pissed.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Conan

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