FabSwingers.com forum: Sick and injured thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's poorly or injured then, Granny is sick , Privateparts is recovering and I'm injured, so who else belongs in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut my finger whilst preparing dinner last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick parade lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to go to the hospital this PM to see my Endocrinologist. Is it my thyroid? or is it my Pituitary?

well today's the day!

Let's hope its not the latter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came down with a bad case of lazyitis this morning...... having a duvet day to recuperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharon`s abit poorly .....

I picked her up from the docs an hour ago.....seems a coil implant went wrong ....lots of pain..she passed out...

Shes snuggled up on the settee, after a big cuddle....

Glad I`m a fella, I must say.....

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm still sore from a meet a couple of days ago - does that count?

It could impede my weekend fun

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Nothing wrong with me...........ill sod off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still sore from a meet a couple of days ago - does that count?

It could impede my weekend fun

God. ~What did he do to you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharon`s abit poorly .....

I picked her up from the docs an hour ago.....seems a coil implant went wrong ....lots of pain..she passed out...

Shes snuggled up on the settee, after a big cuddle....

Glad I`m a fella, I must say....."

Oh not nice, hugs for Sharon, poor thing xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I should of put Granny is poorly not sick, sorry Granny and I hope you all recover very soon, big hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharon`s abit poorly .....

I picked her up from the docs an hour ago.....seems a coil implant went wrong ....lots of pain..she passed out...

Shes snuggled up on the settee, after a big cuddle....

Glad I`m a fella, I must say.....

Oh not nice, hugs for Sharon, poor thing xxxx"

Thanks Laine from both of us.....

Hope everyones health and troubles are eased quickly ....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive hurt my groin when i slipped over in the kitchen

im not 10 and cant do the splits anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im fit and healthy but babysitting my lovely little grandaughter who has the mumps !!! she looks like a cute little curly haired hamster....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I'll be on this thread more than once in the coming months

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm fine as long as I keep taking my special pills and wear my nice jacket the doctor got me

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

am recovering from manflu

does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive gone back to the gym, im on a mission to loose weight AGAIN lol

did a step class tuesday night, my god i fooking ache all over, my legs are killing

do i qualify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a dead right hand and arm and having an mri scan sunday.

Its either neuropathy or a pinched nerve ?

Im hoping its neuropathy ....cuz the pinched nerve means an operation

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Who's poorly or injured then, Granny is sick , Privateparts is recovering and I'm injured, so who else belongs in this thread

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my coccyx still aint better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's poorly or injured then, Granny is sick , Privateparts is recovering and I'm injured, so who else belongs in this thread

my coccyx still aint better

You will always have problems with that femme.

Injured mine 20 yrs ago and still have problems

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Who's poorly or injured then, Granny is sick , Privateparts is recovering and I'm injured, so who else belongs in this thread

my coccyx still aint better

You will always have problems with that femme.

Injured mine 20 yrs ago and still have problems

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i find that the only thing that eases it is ......well never mind

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I managed to fall again today coming down the hill after doing the school run...knee I injured the other morning buckled as I was walking down a steep path

council bloke doing work nearby thought it was most amusing...I on the other hand did not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still sore from a meet a couple of days ago - does that count?

It could impede my weekend fun

I'm the same plus I have a sore throat too and off to Chams tomorrow so need to get well asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

face is numb from having to go to the dentist. the stuff they injected me with has made me feel sick and got a banging headache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a picture of health and vitality here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had four children. The combined pain of all of them didn't come close to the pain I felt last night when my calf muscle cramped up. Ten minutes of hell on earth that had me wimpering like a baby.

The residual pain meant I could harldy stand on that leg. Called one of my playmates to say I needed a massage...can stand on it now...even though he didn't touch my calf!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've just broke a nail. Need oxygen...feel faint *THUD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just broke a nail. Need oxygen...feel faint *THUD"

Code blue...code blue...or is it red?!! Quick...this woman is critical. I've been called to the light in similar situations. We can save you...we have the technology...acrylic!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've just broke a nail. Need oxygen...feel faint *THUD

Code blue...code blue...or is it red?!! Quick...this woman is critical. I've been called to the light in similar situations. We can save you...we have the technology...acrylic!!!

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im feeling the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just broke a nail. Need oxygen...feel faint *THUD"
TUT

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

i've got a seperated shoulder. me collar bone is sticking up instead of across. still painfull but not stopping me from riding my bike or playing anymore. i gave them up for a week and a half and was bored witless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fit and well and all bits in working order, makes a chang, normaly full of man flu at this time of year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fit and well and all bits in working order, makes a chang, normaly full of man flu at this time of year

your bum has a crack in it mate

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Nice though

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm fit and well and all bits in working order, makes a chang, normaly full of man flu at this time of year

your bum has a crack in it mate

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cheers Kev, lappy just got a shower at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recovering from flu. Doc said it's a real nasty bug going down this time and may take up to 6 days after it has laid you flat and you get up again to get clear of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fit and well and all bits in working order, makes a chang, normaly full of man flu at this time of year

your bum has a crack in it mate

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cheers Kev, lappy just got a shower at that

I never imagined you spitting it out

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jayne got a broken toe, we were both in a rush to get our footwear on and leave for work, she moved past me rather quickly and kicked mt foot, trouble was I had my steel toe-capped boots on..... ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm i have just got over last nights hangover xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jayne got a broken toe, we were both in a rush to get our footwear on and leave for work, she moved past me rather quickly and kicked mt foot, trouble was I had my steel toe-capped boots on..... ouch!"
Broken my toes last year during the world cup no I was not playing I fell off the step putting rubbish out with no shoes on

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well ive had gout all week but its easing up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well ive had gout all week but its easing up now"

Mmmm can i come jump on ya toes?? xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Well ive had gout all week but its easing up now

Mmmm can i come jump on ya toes?? xx

She's got her wii step out, so she's out of your range, matey

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well ive had gout all week but its easing up now

Mmmm can i come jump on ya toes?? xx

Ya can fuck off. Its under my foot this time so not toooooooooooo bad. Ankle is the worst and id have to kill you if you came near lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to go to the hospital this PM to see my Endocrinologist. Is it my thyroid? or is it my Pituitary?

well today's the day!

Let's hope its not the latter

Well that was goodish news anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have to ring the emergency dentist hotline tomorrow..... I've bitten down and cracked a tooth at the gum line.

wouldn't mind but I did the same on the other side of my mouth last year and lost the tooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to ring the emergency dentist hotline tomorrow..... I've bitten down and cracked a tooth at the gum line.

wouldn't mind but I did the same on the other side of my mouth last year and lost the tooth."

OOOOO- poor you- did that maself last year.... have nae back teeth left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to ring the emergency dentist hotline tomorrow..... I've bitten down and cracked a tooth at the gum line.

wouldn't mind but I did the same on the other side of my mouth last year and lost the tooth.

OOOOO- poor you- did that maself last year.... have nae back teeth left! "

We must stop opening the bottles of Guinness with our teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to ring the emergency dentist hotline tomorrow..... I've bitten down and cracked a tooth at the gum line.

wouldn't mind but I did the same on the other side of my mouth last year and lost the tooth.

OOOOO- poor you- did that maself last year.... have nae back teeth left!

We must stop opening the bottles of Guinness with our teeth.

But it's sooooooooooo much fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to ring the emergency dentist hotline tomorrow..... I've bitten down and cracked a tooth at the gum line.

wouldn't mind but I did the same on the other side of my mouth last year and lost the tooth."

Ouch !! ....Its one of those freeze moments isn`t it ....almost a feeling of dread.....oh shit .....

Curiously I`ve done something similar myself this evening .......to a top tooth ...and my bottom teeth are coming out in sympathy ...funny how the pain moves around...least fer me ...

Hope yer get it sorted Laine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to ring the emergency dentist hotline tomorrow..... I've bitten down and cracked a tooth at the gum line.

wouldn't mind but I did the same on the other side of my mouth last year and lost the tooth.

Ouch !! ....Its one of those freeze moments isn`t it ....almost a feeling of dread.....oh shit .....

Curiously I`ve done something similar myself this evening .......to a top tooth ...and my bottom teeth are coming out in sympathy ...funny how the pain moves around...least fer me ...

Hope yer get it sorted Laine x"

Thank you, hope yours is soon fixed too. I may have to go find some whisky to numb mine and lift the pain.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to ring the emergency dentist hotline tomorrow..... I've bitten down and cracked a tooth at the gum line.

wouldn't mind but I did the same on the other side of my mouth last year and lost the tooth.

Ouch !! ....Its one of those freeze moments isn`t it ....almost a feeling of dread.....oh shit .....

Curiously I`ve done something similar myself this evening .......to a top tooth ...and my bottom teeth are coming out in sympathy ...funny how the pain moves around...least fer me ...

Hope yer get it sorted Laine x

Thank you, hope yours is soon fixed too. I may have to go find some whisky to numb mine and lift the pain.

xxx"

Drambuie works even better guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to ring the emergency dentist hotline tomorrow..... I've bitten down and cracked a tooth at the gum line.

wouldn't mind but I did the same on the other side of my mouth last year and lost the tooth.

Ouch !! ....Its one of those freeze moments isn`t it ....almost a feeling of dread.....oh shit .....

Curiously I`ve done something similar myself this evening .......to a top tooth ...and my bottom teeth are coming out in sympathy ...funny how the pain moves around...least fer me ...

Hope yer get it sorted Laine x

Thank you, hope yours is soon fixed too. I may have to go find some whisky to numb mine and lift the pain.

xxx

Drambuie works even better guys

xx"

I have none of that, but No1 son bought a small bottle of whisky for the cream sauce for Burns night dinner......back after I have a firkle about in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to have to ring the emergency dentist hotline tomorrow..... I've bitten down and cracked a tooth at the gum line.

wouldn't mind but I did the same on the other side of my mouth last year and lost the tooth.

Ouch !! ....Its one of those freeze moments isn`t it ....almost a feeling of dread.....oh shit .....

Curiously I`ve done something similar myself this evening .......to a top tooth ...and my bottom teeth are coming out in sympathy ...funny how the pain moves around...least fer me ...

Hope yer get it sorted Laine x

Thank you, hope yours is soon fixed too. I may have to go find some whisky to numb mine and lift the pain.

xxx

Drambuie works even better guys

I have none of that, but No1 son bought a small bottle of whisky for the cream sauce for Burns night dinner......back after I have a firkle about in the kitchen.

OOO- are you squiffified yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don`t drink anything but tea....tho its times like this that I wish I did like a tipple Lol....

But I`ve rummaged and found a couple of co codamol....reliefs on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don`t drink anything but tea....tho its times like this that I wish I did like a tipple Lol....

But I`ve rummaged and found a couple of co codamol....reliefs on its way

I have serious painkillers left over from my hospital stay- want 'em?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found some paracetamol, nurofen and going to wash them down with a wee dram....I'm sure they will leave me comfortably numb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid up today, my back has given up on me (again), at least I got my porridge in bed this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don`t drink anything but tea....tho its times like this that I wish I did like a tipple Lol....

But I`ve rummaged and found a couple of co codamol....reliefs on its way

I have serious painkillers left over from my hospital stay- want 'em?"

Hey ..sorry I missed you...kind offer tho Lol...x

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