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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is my thread. there are many like it, but this one's mines. My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master my thread as I must master my life. Without me, my thread is useless, without my thread,I am useless

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I must not fear my thread.

Fearing my thread is the mind-killer.

Fear of my thread is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will face my fear of my thread.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the fear of my thread has gone there will be nothing.

Only I will remain....but the argumentative buggers will still be there as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is my thread. there are many like it, but this one's mines. My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master my thread as I must master my life. Without me, my thread is useless, without my thread,I am useless "

Master the thread by darning my socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is my thread. there are many like it, but this one's mines. My thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master my thread as I must master my life. Without me, my thread is useless, without my thread,I am useless "
Sir, Yes, Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot the fuck is the major malfunction !

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Sorry I've lost the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow it ?..mines buggered of...all I`ve got, are the echoes of a bucket clanking and the neighbours dog barking thru the dimpsy mist......

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you two pukes are done here, I want you to clean the thread

I want this thread so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of your thread ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Son, all I've ever asked of my thread is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the timewasters because inside every tineye, there is an fake pic trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

either that or start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.

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