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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some people are viewing our flat in ten minutes. We're pissed off because we don't want to move. I'm thinking of playing the most unpleasant music while they look around so they get the hint and don't try and make conversation.

Any other tips for getting rid of them quickly?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sprinkle talc all round the edges of the rooms and say its ant powder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them it looks lovely now you've decorated over the damp.

Or that the neighbours are often found in the garden practising satanic rituals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sprinkle talc all round the edges of the rooms and say its ant powder "

Ironically that actually happened in the summer!

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

What's happening, are you being evicted for some reason?

Just tell 'em the downsides of the place maybe? Then again that's what I'd do as I'd feel bad making a complete stranger uncomfortable when they've done nothing wrong :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them it looks lovely now you've decorated over the damp.

Or that the neighbours are often found in the garden practising satanic rituals. "

Good one, if only I had a KKK outfit handy and I could answer the door wearing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the neighbours to be loud and keep knocking asking to borrow stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I viewed a flat once where the couple were having a domestic. The estate agent was as embarrassed as I was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's happening, are you being evicted for some reason?

Just tell 'em the downsides of the place maybe? Then again that's what I'd do as I'd feel bad making a complete stranger uncomfortable when they've done nothing wrong :P"

No just good old market forces. Rents gone up way beyond what the place is worth and these are the idiots willing to out bid us.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Ask the neighbours to be loud and keep knocking asking to borrow stuff "

Or have very noisy sex.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Say .. Have you thought about Jesus and the message of the gospels ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some white powder around your nose and say the neighbours doing great deals if they are interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask the neighbours to be loud and keep knocking asking to borrow stuff

Or have very noisy sex."

We'd actually quite like to have noisy sex with out neighbours. They are quite hot really...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put some white powder around your nose and say the neighbours doing great deals if they are interested "

"we'll miss this neighbourhood, it's so easy to get good service"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make the place as messy as possible and cook something that smells bad ! I can help with that lol X

Good luck x

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry


"No just good old market forces. Rents gone up way beyond what the place is worth and these are the idiots willing to out bid us. "

Ah damn, sorry to hear. I dread the day when my landlord wises up to the fact that myself and others nearby have been getting tons of letters through the door from local estate agents saying "if you're thinking of moving, we've got ridiculous amounts of people looking to buy in this postcode". The rent's still ridiculous when you consider how little it must cost them a month, they get about a third of my paycheck :/

Sorry, offtopic rant! Ah it's probabaly too late to suggest anything else, like making the place a mess with clothes all over the floor (so, like my house) or turning the heating off and telling them the heating sucks and it gets horrible there this time of year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a neighbour to dress up as a Nazi and come out with some fertiliser tucked under their arm.

May have punched that idea from a movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to disappoint you all but I failed miserably to be rude to them. They were too friendly and actually quite attractive. We had a good chat.

I still hate them though (officially)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn some toast- smells horrid x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to disappoint you all but I failed miserably to be rude to them. They were too friendly and actually quite attractive. We had a good chat.

I still hate them though (officially) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to disappoint you all but I failed miserably to be rude to them. They were too friendly and actually quite attractive. We had a good chat.

I still hate them though (officially) "
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Your such a pussy... You'll never make it in my commune!.

The obvious solution to your problem, bigger bed, four wages make cheaper rent

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

you should have told them about the ghost

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to disappoint you all but I failed miserably to be rude to them. They were too friendly and actually quite attractive. We had a good chat.

I still hate them though (officially) .

Your such a pussy... You'll never make it in my commune!.

The obvious solution to your problem, bigger bed, four wages make cheaper rent "

We're both only children = like our personal space

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