FabSwingers.com forum: Very very long profiles

By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Tbh, I lose interest very very rapidly.

When I see a profile, No. 1 I check pictures, 2, their preferences, and so on. My interest is inversely proportional to the length of a profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me read yours which made me laugh my arse off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually always read the profile. I hate short ones as I like to gain some sort of personality from the user.

I actually read first then look at pictures.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This made me read yours which made me laugh my arse off

And me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Short ones...it means that the author either has nothing interesting to say or is a lazy fecker...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Doesn't bother me what people think of my profile, those interested will read it those not won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather someone had a very, very long profile than a very, very short one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant read so just look at the pictures

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By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"This made me read yours which made me laugh my arse off

And me!!

Is it very cold in Edinburgh, ma'am ?

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By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"I hate Short ones...it means that the author either has nothing interesting to say or is a lazy fecker...

At least he/ she is a fecker, Mrs Brown.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This made me read yours which made me laugh my arse off

And me!!

Is it very cold in Edinburgh, ma'am ?"

It's a bit on the chilly side but it is winter!

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'd rather someone had a very, very long profile than a very, very short one."

Is that a euphonism? Lol !!

Anna xx

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Always read profile first:

If it's not written in readable English, ( eg sentences with punctuation,) then I pass by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This made me read yours which made me laugh my arse off

And me!!

I read it and thought WTF! and then I laughed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate Short ones...it means that the author either has nothing interesting to say or is a lazy fecker...

Both.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"This made me read yours which made me laugh my arse off

Me to very good

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'd rather someone had a very, very long profile than a very, very short one.

Is that a euphonism? Lol !!

Anna xx

Depends how you look at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have both short verison and a little longer

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By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"This made me read yours which made me laugh my arse off

And me!!

I read it and thought WTF! and then I laughed!"

Ahaaaa, good lass. Ya git the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate Short ones...it means that the author either has nothing interesting to say or is a lazy fecker...

Both in my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is pretty long, but it is fun and witty and I also mention haribos

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I didn't bother mentioning haribos - I showed them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather someone had a very, very long profile than a very, very short one."

You do mean profiles don't you??!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is very long, we like interesting profiles, you can learn a lot about people by reading profiles.

If people find ours boring and can't be bothered to read it then they are the kind of people we will not be meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This made me read yours which made me laugh my arse off

And me!!

and me hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather someone had a very, very long profile than a very, very short one.

You do mean profiles don't you??!! Lol

It could mean a variety of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it simple stupid.

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

Mine is shorter than me so I'm buggered then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blacksausage for mayor of London x

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By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Blacksausage for mayor of London x"

Mmmmm, that sounds better that a Russian sounding name whose owner needs a hairdresser

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Very few men have very long profiles, but I do tend to lose interest quickly if they do.

I prefer men who can give salient info concisely, not ones who blather on or, even worse, have the old 'you sit at a bar, your hard nipples straining against the fabric of your black dress...' blah blah blah.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Mine is shorter than me so I'm buggered then

You don't need a long 1...... or maybe you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be doing with long profiles.

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By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

I am all for putting something down. Something that gives a brief insight into who the fuck where the fuck and why the fuck you are here.

If I have to scroll down and then can't even locate where I left off, that's it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh, I lose interest very very rapidly.

When I see a profile, No. 1 I check pictures, 2, their preferences, and so on. My interest is inversely proportional to the length of a profile. "

My profile is very, very long!

No-one has to read it - and there are no code-words to be seen!

I don't meet most of the people who read my profile - so the least I can do is try to give them a giggle!

VOTE FOR SAUSAGE!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I like a bit of waffle I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles are far more interesting after you have met someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh, I lose interest very very rapidly.

When I see a profile, No. 1 I check pictures, 2, their preferences, and so on. My interest is inversely proportional to the length of a profile. "

You must love me...

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By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"I like a bit of waffle I do!

Is that Glaswegian waffle or good old waffle?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I like a bit of waffle I do!

Is that Glaswegian waffle or good old waffle?

Wash your mouth out young man!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I like a concise but interesting profile.

And no Sydney Uni bashing or telling us what the profile already says - "I'm a 5'7" male aged 27 with an average body". We know

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I like a bit of waffle I do!

Is that Glaswegian waffle or good old waffle?

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hoping it's not a blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a bit of waffle I do!

Is that Glaswegian waffle or good old waffle?

As long as it aint blue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if our profile is long or not.what I do know is anythingyou are likely to need to know about us before contemplating meeting us is there to read.in fact we prefer not to hear from folk that haven't taken the time to read it( a massive 20 seconds approx)

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By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"I like a bit of waffle I do!

Is that Glaswegian waffle or good old waffle?

Wash your mouth out young man!!!

But I already did ; before the lights went out.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I like a bit of waffle I do!

Is that Glaswegian waffle or good old waffle?

As long as it aint blue...

Oh you're disgusting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know if our profile is long or not.what I do know is anythingyou are likely to need to know about us before contemplating meeting us is there to read.in fact we prefer not to hear from folk that haven't taken the time to read it( a massive 20 seconds approx)

It's quite long. If i wanted to meet you id read it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a bit of waffle I do!

Is that Glaswegian waffle or good old waffle?

As long as it aint blue...

Oh you're disgusting!!!

You brought it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a profile that give you a bit of an idea about them but if it don't fit on one page its to long for me

Scrolling should not be necessary to read a profile

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I like a bit of waffle I do!

Is that Glaswegian waffle or good old waffle?

As long as it aint blue...

Oh you're disgusting!!!

You brought it up!

Thought that was the cat..... oops wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is mine too long then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mine too long then??

I don't know. I didn't have the time to read it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mine too long then??

I don't know. I didn't have the time to read it...

Ah!

It's great for insomniacs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mine too long then??

I don't know. I didn't have the time to read it...

Ah!

It's great for insomniacs!

I'm just saying, look at the time stamp, everyone else is still reading it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics first , then interests , then profile .

If it's too long and has a list of demands and pet hates we switch off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mine too long then??

I don't know. I didn't have the time to read it...

Ah!

It's great for insomniacs!

Worked for us , got halfway through it and off to bed

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By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Pics first , then interests , then profile .

If it's too long and has a list of demands and pet hates we switch off ."

Never a truer word spoken. Now I can drink my glass of cold milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mine too long then??

I don't know. I didn't have the time to read it...

Ah!

It's great for insomniacs!

Worked for us , got halfway through it and off to bed

Sleep tight!

You can always read the other half tomorrow !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics first , then interests , then profile .

If it's too long and has a list of demands and pet hates we switch off .

Never a truer word spoken. Now I can drink my glass of cold milk. "

Should be warm milk! Helps you sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't bother me what people think of my profile, those interested will read it those not won't.

This ^ I add to mine as and when and over 6 years it's become quite long but if someone can't be arsed to read it then asks me things I've stated on it then their messages are instantly deleted , I'll live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is mine too long then??

I don't know. I didn't have the time to read it...

Ah!

It's great for insomniacs!

I'm just saying, look at the time stamp, everyone else is still reading it.

Meh! Well it makes SOME people giggle anyway!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have a long profile but I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is mine too long ??

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

"Mine is shorter than me so I'm buggered then

You don't need a long 1...... or maybe you do

Shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is mine too long ??

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my i will have to sort it then

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Mine is shorter than me so I'm buggered then

You don't need a long 1...... or maybe you do

Shhhhh

That took a looong time

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair

"Mine is shorter than me so I'm buggered then

You don't need a long 1...... or maybe you do

Shhhhh

That took a looong time

You did say I needed a long one so I took a long break . . . That is what you meant?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Great profile Op, I prefer a short funny one that stands out in terms of individuality than a boring essay of a persons life story. It's a swinger and not a dating site after all.

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By *oubleDeesCouple
over a year ago

belfast, northern ireland

Short profile = we don't even go there

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Short profile = we don't even go there "

I'm usually the same. Short profile is indicative of low effort and lacking in forethought for what others probably need.

I'm glad there's no standard length here as it gives people a chance to share what they feel is right. I've never found any profile that's too long.

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By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Great profile Op, I prefer a short funny one that stands out in terms of individuality than a boring essay of a persons life story. It's a swinger and not a dating site after all. "

Thank you but me fecking hid can't fit in di door naw

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"is mine too long ??

Yes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Is mine too long then??

Yes!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Great profile Op, I prefer a short funny one that stands out in terms of individuality than a boring essay of a persons life story. It's a swinger and not a dating site after all.

Thank you but me fecking hid can't fit in di door naw

try it sideways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Hull, finding a reader is a bit like the chances of getting a positive reply to a one 'wanna fuck?' message. Only joking Hull folk, I love you all

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Mine is shorter than me so I'm buggered then

You don't need a long 1...... or maybe you do

Shhhhh

That took a looong time

You did say I needed a long one so I took a long break . . . That is what you meant?

Hmmmmmm not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This made me read yours which made me laugh my arse off

And me!!

Me too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will reply to this thread later....

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By *igrab111Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Preferred longer profiles. As long as it's knot fill of rubbish like users having a bitch about other users lot profiles on here like that. With endless Crap in there profile before you actually get to the meaning of the profile if you get what I mean lol

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