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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No, not semen samples from doggers but testing doggie doo doos for DNA so that owners who fail to scoop the poop can be caught and fined.

Good idea?

Doomed to failure?

Opinions please.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I think it stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it stinks "

Tee hee!

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

It's happening in,..........Barking

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I think it stinks

Tee hee!"

OK it's a shot idea

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I think it stinks

Tee hee!

OK it's a shot idea "

Ffs it's been a long day you no what I mean

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

In theory a good idea but I reckon the kind of irresponsible dog owners who leave the mess behind will not be the sort to willingly register their dog at the Vets for DNA sampling.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

"

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"In theory a good idea but I reckon the kind of irresponsible dog owners who leave the mess behind will not be the sort to willingly register their dog at the Vets for DNA sampling."

this..

bet some wag thinks it may be fun to post a sample to the council to start their data base off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's the human DNA going to be found in the dog poo DNA?

I agree though - people who don't pick up after their dogs are totally ignorant!

I've told a few people off when I've seen them not pick it up!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner "
lol, its not the dogs fault its got an owner that has no fucking respect and is a law unto themselves. Anyway I'm going to shut up otherwise I will go on a rant about it.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

all part of the bonding to take a dump when the pooch also does..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner lol, its not the dogs fault its got an owner that has no fucking respect and is a law unto themselves. Anyway I'm going to shut up otherwise I will go on a rant about it.

"

as a dog owner who also can't abide arseholes who allow this, crack on and rant away..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner lol, its not the dogs fault its got an owner that has no fucking respect and is a law unto themselves. Anyway I'm going to shut up otherwise I will go on a rant about it.

"

Actually I'm completely with you and that an owner of 2 dogs. Digs like that like dicks on here give us all a bad name. Want to borrow my gun

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Shaggy dog story?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I saw a woman let her dog crap on my front lawn. I opened the window and said to get off my garden.

She got angry at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should be done

and i have two dogs, always clean up after them.

too many lazy people dont, so makes you wonder how well they actually care for there dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cost of Dan testing is so expensive you have to be in shit street to get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should form a nationwide 'Fab Dog Turd Vigilatnte Group' where we find he offenders, follow the and post the shit through their letterboxes!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner lol, its not the dogs fault its got an owner that has no fucking respect and is a law unto themselves. Anyway I'm going to shut up otherwise I will go on a rant about it.

Actually I'm completely with you and that an owner of 2 dogs. Digs like that like dicks on here give us all a bad name. Want to borrow my gun "
when I lived in Leicester I posted it through a guys letter box. I bloody waited I put a sign on my window sill and he still did it so I stuck it in a bag and put it through his door.

Never did it again

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner lol, its not the dogs fault its got an owner that has no fucking respect and is a law unto themselves. Anyway I'm going to shut up otherwise I will go on a rant about it.

Actually I'm completely with you and that an owner of 2 dogs. Digs like that like dicks on here give us all a bad name. Want to borrow my gun when I lived in Leicester I posted it through a guys letter box. I bloody waited I put a sign on my window sill and he still did it so I stuck it in a bag and put it through his door.

Never did it again

"

Quite right to. Offer of a gun still stands

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner lol, its not the dogs fault its got an owner that has no fucking respect and is a law unto themselves. Anyway I'm going to shut up otherwise I will go on a rant about it.

Actually I'm completely with you and that an owner of 2 dogs. Digs like that like dicks on here give us all a bad name. Want to borrow my gun when I lived in Leicester I posted it through a guys letter box. I bloody waited I put a sign on my window sill and he still did it so I stuck it in a bag and put it through his door.

Never did it again

Quite right to. Offer of a gun still stands "
you've started me off now lol. I've already roped next door into shit watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, not semen samples from doggers but testing doggie doo doos for DNA so that owners who fail to scoop the poop can be caught and fined.

Good idea?

Doomed to failure?

Opinions please."

Insanely expensive and whos going to fund the dog dna database?

Youd need to also register each dogs dna to an owner and an adress effectively a dog license which may not be a bad thing

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner "

Or the fecker who steps in the shit

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner

Or the fecker who steps in the shit"

He's the lucky fucker isn't he

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well I'm on a mission to find out who let's their dog shit at the bottom of my street can't wait to!catch them

Not sure who I feel sorry for more the dog or owner lol, its not the dogs fault its got an owner that has no fucking respect and is a law unto themselves. Anyway I'm going to shut up otherwise I will go on a rant about it.

Actually I'm completely with you and that an owner of 2 dogs. Digs like that like dicks on here give us all a bad name. Want to borrow my gun when I lived in Leicester I posted it through a guys letter box. I bloody waited I put a sign on my window sill and he still did it so I stuck it in a bag and put it through his door.

Never did it again

Quite right to. Offer of a gun still stands you've started me off now lol. I've already roped next door into shit watch

"

That sounds so wrong but hey if that's your Deal who am I to argue

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Load of sh**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I moved 2 years ago, the garden gate was broken and I couldn't afford to fix it. I had it replaced this week. In all that time there was shit on my garden everyday (not from my or her hounds), the culprit was caught by accident about a month ago when mum called unexpectedly for us and saw it crapping then watched it go back home - to my neighbours best friends house, I told her - she went ballistic at her friend and the dogs not been off her garden since. No excuse. We've got 9 dogs and every coat I own and pair of Trousers has bags in them. Disgusting. Steps off soap box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't need DNA with my dog. Everybody knows he leaves behind triple baggers so they would soon catch me if I don't scoop or in his case shovel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The initial dog dna testing is free for the first 100 then £30 I believe. This puts your dog 's details in a database.

I want to know when the CAT dna fingerprinting begins as my garden is used as the local litterbox.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"No, not semen samples from doggers but testing doggie doo doos for DNA so that owners who fail to scoop the poop can be caught and fined.

Good idea?

Doomed to failure?

Opinions please."

Shit idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is something that really annoys me. I have a dog and I always pick it up. It's not something I find offputting either, you have to do it so often that it doesn't bother you. I'm not squeamish about smells, feeling the poo through the bag etc.

If you have a dog it's just an extension of that. Cannot understand people who won't pick up.

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