FabSwingers.com forum: Would you fart in a public place?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I work in an open plan office and one of the guys thinks it's hilarious to let one go as noisily as possible! Then watch all of our reactions esp if we need gas masks!

Unless, it was beyond my control i'd be mortified to fart in public, especially at work. Is that a female thing or is he just not the norm !

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Yes

But only if someone is within earshot.

Pointless otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fems answer.... no

Guys answer ... yes but not loudly.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I prefer the silent and run option

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

But if you fart and there's no body's there to hear it.... does it still make a sound ? ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"But if you fart and there's no body's there to hear it.... does it still make a sound ? ?"

Owwwww deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But if you fart and there's no body's there to hear it.... does it still make a sound ? ?"

wouldn't one person be there in all cases?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Sometimes it just can't be helped. What do you do if you are halfway round asda? Just hold it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like to fart in the lift.

That's wrong on so many levels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it just can't be helped. What do you do if you are halfway round asda? Just hold it? "

God yes

My ex husband never heard me fart in my own home I would never do it in public

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Yes. But just make sure you can blame it on someone else.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I'd never fart in front of anyone ever mind in front of many

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

Unfortunately not

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Only if I wasn't wearing tights!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Yes. But just make sure you can blame it on someone else."

Best trick is to have a dog. Dogs don't mind being blamed for farts .

Oh, and it's a bad idea to fart in lifts. (unless you are just arriving at your floor)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's not healthy to hold farts in

Unless you are near a naked flame

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though my farts rarely smell (honestly they don't),I would only do it if I really couldn't help it,and no one was near.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"It's not healthy to hold farts in

Unless you are near a naked flame

C..."

I think that gurgling fart going back in your tummy sound when your with someone really shows you still care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. But just make sure you can blame it on someone else.

Best trick is to have a dog. Dogs don't mind being blamed for farts .

Oh, and it's a bad idea to fart in lifts. (unless you are just arriving at your floor)"

It is OK as long as there are at least three people in the lift. It doesn't work with just two. Believe me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont drink fizzy drinks cause they give me creasing stomch ache only solved by a trump

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I dont drink fizzy drinks cause they give me creasing stomch ache only solved by a trump

Haha I love you

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By *xnew2thisxxCouple
over a year ago

holywell

"It's not healthy to hold farts in

Unless you are near a naked flame

C...

I think that gurgling fart going back in your tummy sound when your with someone really shows you still care

That's called a belly fart !!

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By *etsorderpizzaMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I personally like doing it on a dance floor in a night club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes at the traficlights when I'm on me bicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont drink fizzy drinks cause they give me creasing stomch ache only solved by a trump

Haha I love you

Haha told you you were barking mad

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I dont drink fizzy drinks cause they give me creasing stomch ache only solved by a trump

Haha I love you

Haha told you you were barking mad

I didn't need telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in a restaurant and on occasion if I needed to fart I would walk around the restaurant silently farting so noone would know that it was me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

it is funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

Its only funny when someone else does it.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

In the gym tonight ...legs in the air doing stomach crunches ...thought I'd add a few more and RRRIIIIPPP out one came

Mortified!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts are hilarious

Just watch jack vale on you tube

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

it is funny x"

I hoped I wasn't the only one

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

Its only funny when someone else does it.

You are in luck then because I do it and it's very funny so you can giggle with me

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

my dad always told me if your going to fart, stand next to the scuffy person, they will get blamed, or what i did in a shop did it next to a bunch of schoolkids and moved to next aisle, they got the blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it just can't be helped. What do you do if you are halfway round asda? Just hold it? "

Crop-dust.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

One doesn't fart

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I always try to do a 'cough' when I blow off. Timing is always crucial, as in...........................................................................................................................................comedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But if you fart and there's no body's there to hear it.... does it still make a sound ? ?"

Wondering how you fart and not be there to hear it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose they're funny if you're 12. Not very when you're an adult.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I suppose they're funny if you're 12. Not very when you're an adult."

Ohhhh grow up

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"One doesn't fart

But sometimes one has difficulty avoiding the results of flatulence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was mortified when I once done an accidental suprise fart on an escalator in a shopping centre. Looked behind me to see an old later coming up behind me. Luckily it wasn't an aromatic one so I got away with it but must of gone a lovely shade of red when I saw her behind me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

church or chapel let it rattle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope!! I can't even poo when I'm around ads house or with him for a few days, let alone do a simple fart!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once did a really, really loud trump in Harrods. It was very deliberate as I was trying to get myself removed from the store so I could tell people I'd been kicked out of Harrods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course! It carries great comedy value

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

You get to an age where occasionally, one slips out despite clenching.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I work in an open plan office and one of the guys thinks it's hilarious to let one go as noisily as possible! Then watch all of our reactions esp if we need gas masks!

It would be best if you never came to work where i am- at best, my boss will find an excuse to come over for a chat when he needs to sneak one out.....if you're less lucky, he'll just stick his arse near your face and blast one out- i really pity our secretary some days

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

working on a building site its expected of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

no I think its funny to

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

No way. Me and the fb pull fingers...yes I know...very childish. Makes us giggle

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

A fart must have two vital ingredients. Foul pong and loud noise. No point otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a relationship milestone. I knew Number One Chap was more than just a fly by fuck when he rolled over, pulled me into a nice big cuddle, let off a lazy trump and started snoring like a tractor. All illusions of movie style shagability killed in one swoop, very funny and I dozed off with a smirk.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I think it's funny when a dog farts, then looks behind him as if to say where the hell did that come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our rotty has damn good eggy farts , I wouldn't mind we don't feed him eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding it in Aint good for you. but try let it out quietly and walk away. but farting in public I don't have a problem with male or female. at end of the day we are all human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a thread ....

Just about to doze off and read the lot....

The best thing about Forumites is they can laugh at themselves ....

It reminded me of being in a posh shop and we (hubby and I) were looking at cards .. Huge selection and another couple were next to us. Hubby does the SBD .... And walks off saying he was going to look in next section .... Omg it was a killer he dropped and this couple looked at me in disgust and actually shook their heads...., I could hardly breathe myself and there is Andy in the row behind laughing his head off... TRUE LOVE IT WAS xx

Night all

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in hmv Bristol about a year ago with two friends browsing the metal CDs when all of a sudden I did a big unstoppable sneeze.

Unfortunately this was accompanied by a very sharp and loud blast of a fart which everybody heard and started laughing at.

I must admit that as embarrassing as it was I couldn't help laughing myself..then quickly scuttled off downstairs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frequently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such a thread ....

Just about to doze off and read the lot....

The best thing about Forumites is they can laugh at themselves ....

Night all

Mwah x "

Giggles here ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex never farted in front of me and hated me farting but I'm not holding a fart in for anybody....it hurts.

That should have been my first warning sign really. I need a man that let's the wind blow free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shits n giggles is all good till someone giggles n shits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's funny when a dog farts, then looks behind him as if to say where the hell did that come from

i once looked after my sisters huge rotweiller, whenever she took a step up the stairs she farted and turned around. Everytime...hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart as and when I can without too many people about.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

No way. Me and the fb pull fingers...yes I know...very childish. Makes us giggle

Love it

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I was in hmv Bristol about a year ago with two friends browsing the metal CDs when all of a sudden I did a big unstoppable sneeze.

Unfortunately this was accompanied by a very sharp and loud blast of a fart which everybody heard and started laughing at.

I must admit that as embarrassing as it was I couldn't help laughing myself..then quickly scuttled off downstairs...

I do this

we also have a thing called farty laughs when if I giggle too much my bottom joins in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Poor secretary ! I've loved reading this thread - made me giggle, despite my fart aversion!

I was recalling my elderly relative who did it with each step they took at times, but I couldn't never work out whether they realised it or not.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Love to fart when theres a lot of smokers about went through years of there dirty cigarette smoke in pubs even now you have to fight your way into pubs with them stood in the door ways and they stink when they stand next to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 11 year old came home from school yesterday. Farted as soon as he got through the door and told me he'd been holding it in all day because he was sitting next to a girl he fancies lol. Bless him , made me laugh .

I try not to fart in public but sometimes one sneaks out when you're not expecting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love to fart when theres a lot of smokers about went through years of there dirty cigarette smoke in pubs even now you have to fight your way into pubs with them stood in the door ways and they stink when they stand next to you "

I'm sure your fart is less poisonous than the ciggie smoke but if it keeps you happy lol

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Sometimes it just can't be helped. What do you do if you are halfway round asda? Just hold it? "

Cough loudly just as you let it out then quickly move to another aisle.

Works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But if you fart and there's no body's there to hear it.... does it still make a sound ? ?"
you would be there to hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frequently

Yeah I can vouch for that! You were a bit windy but I think that was me overfeeding you with carbs!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sometimes it just can't be helped. What do you do if you are halfway round asda? Just hold it?

God yes

My ex husband never heard me fart in my own home I would never do it in public "

That is pretty mental. It is a normal bodily function and preventing yourself from operating normally is not great for your body!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Does Donald Trump fart

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Does Donald Trump fart

No. But he does not qualify as human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes for the

Drop

Walk

Watch the shop empty from the window !!!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny?

Nope I still laugh

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By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

YouTube angry grandpa fart's and listen to him trump ... World class !!

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