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Sex toys as a sign of intellect?

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By *eareena OP   Couple
over a year ago

Rockford

I just read on social media that owning a lot of sex toys can be a sign of high intellect. Some of my fab friends must be geniuses if the size of their toy bags are anything to go by. I only have seven. Think I must be about average. Not sure if I buy into this theory. What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always knew I was clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to say I agree because it would mean I'm a genius. I can't even count the number of toys I have.

-Courtney

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I've only got two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be a fucking genius. In fact I have bags and draw fulls of genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read on social media that owning a lot of sex toys can be a sign of high intellect. Some of my fab friends must be geniuses if the size of their toy bags are anything to go by. I only have seven. Think I must be about average. Not sure if I buy into this theory. What do you think? "

If jts on "social media" and its complimentary to one group you can almost certainly assume its bollocks

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By *eareena OP   Couple
over a year ago

Rockford


"I just read on social media that owning a lot of sex toys can be a sign of high intellect. Some of my fab friends must be geniuses if the size of their toy bags are anything to go by. I only have seven. Think I must be about average. Not sure if I buy into this theory. What do you think?

If jts on "social media" and its complimentary to one group you can almost certainly assume its bollocks "

Actually it listed 8 other things like swearing and being messy. The point was that these 9 "bad" habits were actually a sign of intellect. I am sure I do not think owning sex toys is a "bad habit"

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Hmmm - sew-shall meedja: so that will be backed up by loads of verifiable data then......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read on social media that owning a lot of sex toys can be a sign of high intellect. Some of my fab friends must be geniuses if the size of their toy bags are anything to go by. I only have seven. Think I must be about average. Not sure if I buy into this theory. What do you think?

If jts on "social media" and its complimentary to one group you can almost certainly assume its bollocks "

I agree: most of what you read on the Internet has been written by someone with more opinion than knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read on social media that owning a lot of sex toys can be a sign of high intellect. Some of my fab friends must be geniuses if the size of their toy bags are anything to go by. I only have seven. Think I must be about average. Not sure if I buy into this theory. What do you think?

If jts on "social media" and its complimentary to one group you can almost certainly assume its bollocks

Actually it listed 8 other things like swearing and being messy. The point was that these 9 "bad" habits were actually a sign of intellect. I am sure I do not think owning sex toys is a "bad habit" "

Yep, so basicsly shit people can go "omg thats so me i knew i was smarter than others i must share this click bait with the world!!!"

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By *eareena OP   Couple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Hmmm - sew-shall meedja: so that will be backed up by loads of verifiable data then......

"

Hold the phone!!!! Aren't we on social media right now? It might be true you never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those who want to argue for the sake arguing, how about we assume that a study like this was based on a small sample, not representative of the entire population of the planet, but indicative of a section of the public?

Great.

Now we may continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm - sew-shall meedja: so that will be backed up by loads of verifiable data then......

Hold the phone!!!! Aren't we on social media right now? It might be true you never know. "

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Hmmm - sew-shall meedja: so that will be backed up by loads of verifiable data then......

Hold the phone!!!! Aren't we on social media right now? It might be true you never know. "

It won't be true; no doubt whoever thought this one up is just inventing an "

Interesting fact" or confusing correlation with causality.

And yes, we are on sewshall meedja here! And there's a shit load of bollocks spouted here too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am..."

OMG! You're so clever!

Do you think the fancyness of our toys affects how clever we are? Some of mine are fairly complicated-looking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am..."

Mood hoovers

I'm stealing that one for future use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am...

OMG! You're so clever!

Do you think the fancyness of our toys affects how clever we are? Some of mine are fairly complicated-looking..."

Oh definitely. I think glass sex toys indicate another level of intellect entirely. I have a lot of glass

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Only if such ownership is at or above the 98th percentile; then instead of MENSA, it is SENSA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am...

OMG! You're so clever!

Do you think the fancyness of our toys affects how clever we are? Some of mine are fairly complicated-looking...

Oh definitely. I think glass sex toys indicate another level of intellect entirely. I have a lot of glass "

Plus women are likely to have more sex toys than men. So it proves that we are smarter than them, on the whole, too. Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am...

OMG! You're so clever!

Do you think the fancyness of our toys affects how clever we are? Some of mine are fairly complicated-looking...

Oh definitely. I think glass sex toys indicate another level of intellect entirely. I have a lot of glass

Plus women are likely to have more sex toys than men. So it proves that we are smarter than them, on the whole, too. Sweet. "

Excellent point. Although I do know some men with extensive collections too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read on social media that owning a lot of sex toys can be a sign of high intellect. Some of my fab friends must be geniuses if the size of their toy bags are anything to go by. I only have seven. Think I must be about average. Not sure if I buy into this theory. What do you think? "

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By *eareena OP   Couple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am...

OMG! You're so clever!

Do you think the fancyness of our toys affects how clever we are? Some of mine are fairly complicated-looking...

Oh definitely. I think glass sex toys indicate another level of intellect entirely. I have a lot of glass "

I really don't think my rainbow glass dido with the heart shaped handle is really showing my intellect off to full affect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the owners of "love honey" have certainly proved a point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder which magazine conducted this research. Horse and hounds or Good Housekeeping

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By *eareena OP   Couple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am...

OMG! You're so clever!

Do you think the fancyness of our toys affects how clever we are? Some of mine are fairly complicated-looking...

Oh definitely. I think glass sex toys indicate another level of intellect entirely. I have a lot of glass

I really don't think my rainbow glass dido with the heart shaped handle is really showing my intellect off to full affect. "

And the fact that I can't spell dildo is not helping either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I built my own,using the latest sensory technology,the newest polymers that shape shift and voice activated controls.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am...

OMG! You're so clever!

Do you think the fancyness of our toys affects how clever we are? Some of mine are fairly complicated-looking...

Oh definitely. I think glass sex toys indicate another level of intellect entirely. I have a lot of glass

Plus women are likely to have more sex toys than men. So it proves that we are smarter than them, on the whole, too. Sweet.

Excellent point. Although I do know some men with extensive collections too..."

Well there will always be exceptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me, the mood hoovers are out in force tonight. Now, back to how clever I am...

OMG! You're so clever!

Do you think the fancyness of our toys affects how clever we are? Some of mine are fairly complicated-looking...

Oh definitely. I think glass sex toys indicate another level of intellect entirely. I have a lot of glass

I really don't think my rainbow glass dido with the heart shaped handle is really showing my intellect off to full affect.

And the fact that I can't spell dildo is not helping either "

Heart shaped handle sounds fun though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, I guess I need more, I've only got a handful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm, I guess I need more, I've only got a handful!"

N+1 PB, that the answer. N+1.

How many do you need? N+1.

(N is how many you have)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm, I guess I need more, I've only got a handful!

N+1 PB, that the answer. N+1.

How many do you need? N+1.

(N is how many you have) "

Indeed TT

N+1=YB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own a sex toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't own a sex toy."

Yet you used correct spelling and punctuation... Are you sure that you have got one hidden away somewhere?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

If they wouldn't always give up on me, they're just not made for intensive use, I had a quite respectable collection, but as it stands I've only the one.

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