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Andy Gray Gets Job With Al Jazeera

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A smug Andy Gray, fired from Sky News and deprived of his lucrative salary, wasted no time in moving his career forward as he signed a new deal with Al-Jazerra after the Qatar based media company inked its own deal with FIFA to cover the 2018 & 2022 World Cup events!

Their spokesman, Mahould al-Ba-Boom saying, " it's a stroke of luck, innit? Andy is just what we need to cover the Cup for our constituents...we love his sense of humour and he's not afraid to keep women in their place. Our audience is just going to luv 'em, eh?"

A spokesman for Gray said the former footballer was excited about his new job, and looking forward to moving to a country 'which knows how to keep a woman in her place!"

A spokesman for the Sports Ministry, said that there were no plans to allow a female

Assistant Referees into the country to officiate the upcoming Cup event, but did say there were plenty of job opportunities for women 'as long as they know their place , keep a neat house

and don't mind Andy's sense of humour!"

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The Spoof

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

You never know - stranger things etc etc

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

ITV's Matt Smith already presents football coverage on Al Jazeera.

Probably without rampant sexism...

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Those comments he made were disgusting I for one was glad he got sacked, just deserts and all that..no need for that in this day and age

Just to rub salt in the wound Sky should give his old job to a woman...

(preferably one with nice big fat juicy tits!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those comments he made were disgusting I for one was glad he got sacked, just deserts and all that..no need for that in this day and age

Just to rub salt in the wound Sky should give his old job to a woman...

(preferably one with nice big fat juicy tits!)"

thats funny

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