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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm fed up to my eye teeth with not getting any.

How dare people suppose that I don't want any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one about a week ago! Woohoo!

Wanted to rim me any everything

Naah! Get me!

.

Seemed a nice enough chap but I had to tell him I wasn't looking for men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? "

No its too late,it's the block list for you.

Actually on reflection perhaps Im being hasty.

OK then, thank you.

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth


"Fancy a fuck? "
We wish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In honour of this thread, I've just sent my very first one. Let's see what response I get, if any.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"In honour of this thread, I've just sent my very first one. Let's see what response I get, if any. "

It's not arrived yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't agree more OP get hundreds a day takes ages to get rid of them all especially the cut and paste messages I get

I wish would love even a cut and paste message lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is going to be obe kucky dude or dudette lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In honour of this thread, I've just sent my very first one. Let's see what response I get, if any. "

* Checks messages icon *

Still black not yellow ... ah well ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have accidently set my filters to block fancy a fuck messages but can't find where to turn it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant one lucky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't received any too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm yet to receive one

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to only receive a message like that! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couldn't agree more OP get hundreds a day takes ages to get rid of them all especially the cut and paste messages I get

I wish would love even a cut and paste message lol "

Oh they're the best.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

I seriously get them often.

... From men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get then occasionally.........from guys though

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Oh to only receive a message like that! Lol x "
fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woo hoo I needed that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never got one of them messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep getting these messages all the time, sorry gentlemen I'm not that way incline

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's fk not fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/01/16 13:36:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How rude

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"It's fk not fuck! "

Seduced knows her stuff!

I had a friend on here who used to regularly get:

"Fncy fk bbe?"

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's fk not fuck!

Seduced knows her stuff!

I had a friend on here who used to regularly get:

"Fncy fk bbe?""

Have you stopped sending them to her now though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How rude "

So I won't be expecting one soon then!!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Liking this thread..... Morning all ....,Suzi xxxxxx

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"It's fk not fuck!

Seduced knows her stuff!

I had a friend on here who used to regularly get:

"Fncy fk bbe?"

Have you stopped sending them to her now though? "

Yeah, it got a bit much in the end. After the first thousand were just ignored, I figured thst it was time to send a proper message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How rude

So I won't be expecting one soon then!!"

If you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Liking this thread..... Morning all ....,Suzi xxxxxx "

Erm- its afternoon chick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone inbox me please feel left out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dagnamit...my inbox still shows black not yellow....ladies, you forgot to hit send lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant see us ever getting one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say no to getting one too haha I've never sent me either but maybe it's time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How rude

So I won't be expecting one soon then!!

If you ask nicely "

OK I'll even put please!!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Liking this thread..... Morning all ....,Suzi xxxxxx

Erm- its afternoon chick!"

So it is...... didn't wake up till 12.45.... slept through my power nap lol xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apart from off single men maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fancy a fuck

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

Fancy a duck?

They make adorable pets. Apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread .....

So Hillars .....

Funny how would guys react if their inboxes had messages like that all the time ......

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yayyyy I got 2 now lol x

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Fancy a duck?

They make adorable pets. Apparently."

And taste delish with plum or orange sauce xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How rude

So I won't be expecting one soon then!!

If you ask nicely

OK I'll even put please!!"

Yeah why not...of course I'll fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fed up to my eye teeth with not getting any.

How dare people suppose that I don't want any. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love this thread .....

So Hillars .....

Funny how would guys react if their inboxes had messages like that all the time ......

Mwah "

Only one way to find out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose

It's direct .....

Fancy a fuck

Do you want to grab a bite to eat?

If you were part of a group with the same interests .....

At a gym -,you want to be my buddy for a session?

At the pub - fancy a drink mate?

At the golf club - a round together perhaps?

Supermarket - want to trolley with me?

Movies - stranger says want to sit with me?

Food for thought ....

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose

It's direct .....

Fancy a fuck

Do you want to grab a bite to eat?

If you were part of a group with the same interests .....

At a gym -,you want to be my buddy for a session?

At the pub - fancy a drink mate?

At the golf club - a round together perhaps?

Supermarket - want to trolley with me?

Movies - stranger says want to sit with me?

Food for thought ....

Mwah "

This is so true!!! This is a fuck website but people get pissy when people ask if they fancy a fuck...no logical sense haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seriously get them often.

... From men.

"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to admit I am most put out as well where are all these fancy a fuck messages going coz they are not hitting my in box. Come to think of it not a lot hits my in box lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had one, don't know whether to feel relived or disappointed about that..........depends on who's sending it we guess lol x

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry


"This is so true!!! This is a fuck website but people get pissy when people ask if they fancy a fuck...no logical sense haha "

Then again, sex is wayyy more intimate/'special' than the mentioned examples of golf, or the pub :P

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

Meant to add, and yeah, casual sex site, but it's possible to be too casual, haha. And the... stigma I suppose attached to people who use that line just being fantasists and timewasters. *shrug*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Things have gone mental, I now have a remaining fuckslot available for March 17, hurry up and book it, when it's gone it's gone.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Things have gone mental, I now have a remaining fuckslot available for March 17, hurry up and book it, when it's gone it's gone. "
me please lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In honour of this thread, I've just sent my very first one. Let's see what response I get, if any. "
if he says no (for whatever idiotic reason) I'll be second in command

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In honour of this thread, I've just sent my very first one. Let's see what response I get, if any. if he says no (for whatever idiotic reason) I'll be second in command "

It remains unread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It remains unread "

please send us one....lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I had one about a week ago! Woohoo!

Wanted to rim me any everything

Naah! Get me!

.

Seemed a nice enough chap but I had to tell him I wasn't looking for men "

Bet he was straight too..! What a spoil sport you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In honour of this thread, I've just sent my very first one. Let's see what response I get, if any. if he says no (for whatever idiotic reason) I'll be second in command

It remains unread "

Lol that's typical

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one about a week ago! Woohoo!

Wanted to rim me any everything

Naah! Get me!

.

Seemed a nice enough chap but I had to tell him I wasn't looking for men

Bet he was straight too..! What a spoil sport you are "

The straight ones are the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In honour of this thread, I've just sent my very first one. Let's see what response I get, if any. if he says no (for whatever idiotic reason) I'll be second in command

It remains unread "

I'd open any of your messages

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth

just got our very first one lol might even have been tempted if not for the distance and a few folk on this thread would be more than welcome to send one if not for the same reason xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just got our very first one lol might even have been tempted if not for the distance and a few folk on this thread would be more than welcome to send one if not for the same reason xx"

Well I could pop up, I've got a submarine knocking about somewhere.

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

I need fucked lol

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth


"just got our very first one lol might even have been tempted if not for the distance and a few folk on this thread would be more than welcome to send one if not for the same reason xx

Well I could pop up, I've got a submarine knocking about somewhere. "

submarine might come in handy up here it's pissing down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get them a lot from men too.

Women tend to be a little less direct.

Couples are often just blunt, kind of expecting I'll be grateful of the offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have filters on my profile that I am not sure how to remove because I don't get these messages either.

Sooooo annoying

It shouldn't be this difficult to get a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get these messages either, it's totally bizarre!

I'll have to get Mulder and Scully to look into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not downhearted still nothing here

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