FabSwingers.com forum: Cellulite

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we all have it well I hope we all do,but are men put off my our orange peel or do you feel like I do its part of being a real woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends if your arse looks like a bombed out airfeild!! then i think that would put me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"depends if your arse looks like a bombed out airfeild!! then i think that would put me off

id rather have an ass like a bombed out airfield then a face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"depends if your arse looks like a bombed out airfeild!! then i think that would put me off

id rather have an ass like a bombed out airfield then a face lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But i am a sucker for a cute face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is guna be a love hate thing with me and you

o you got mail and thanks again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well nice ink needs to be commented on

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive never thought about it to be honest. Never had a guy mention to me anything about celulite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i did someone said i had it on my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never met a lady who doesn't have it.

Why don't blokes get it though?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i did someone said i had it on my boobs"

DIdnt know you got celulite on boobs thought it was just wrinkly skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i did someone said i had it on my boobs

DIdnt know you got celulite on boobs thought it was just wrinkly skin"

yes it is wrinky skin but still gave me a complex

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i did someone said i had it on my boobs

DIdnt know you got celulite on boobs thought it was just wrinkly skin

yes it is wrinky skin but still gave me a complex"

Im sure you will get over it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex"

I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real?

and yes, I have cellulite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am now but wanted to see what men thought of it

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I've never met a lady who doesn't have it.

Why don't blokes get it though?

I think it because women carry more body fat then men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex

I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real?

and yes, I have cellulite"

yes you look all women to me

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"I've never met a lady who doesn't have it.

Why don't blokes get it though?

I think it because women carry more body fat then men "

what about really fat men?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex

I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real?

and yes, I have cellulite"

Oh you are real and far more real than all these sodding fakes around on the forums at the moment. Think people are getting pretty fed up with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never met a lady who doesn't have it.

Why don't blokes get it though?

I think it because women carry more body fat then men "

Serious question though, is female body fat different to male body fat? Is it the thickness of the fat over the muscle? There are plenty of fat blokes about

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I've never met a lady who doesn't have it.

Why don't blokes get it though?

I think it because women carry more body fat then men

what about really fat men?

When I watched that programme about Britains fattest man I did'nt notice any cellulite..........all the fat was in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I've never met a lady who doesn't have it.

Why don't blokes get it though?

I think it because women carry more body fat then men

Serious question though, is female body fat different to male body fat? Is it the thickness of the fat over the muscle? There are plenty of fat blokes about

I think men store their fat in different parts of the body than women,we tend to carry more on our hips and bottom and men tend to carry it mostly on their bellies

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Not phased by it at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/01/11 14:02:43]

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex

I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real?

and yes, I have cellulite

Oh you are real and far more real than all these sodding fakes around on the forums at the moment. Think people are getting pretty fed up with them"

Fakes?.....surely not?

Shocked of Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side though, fat ladies don't tend to have wrinkly faces. They normally have nice skin, or is it just slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have cellulite.... what is it?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't have cellulite.... what is it?"
i used to like you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have cellulite.... what is it?i used to like you lol

i luv ya both

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I think men store their fat in different parts of the body than women,we tend to carry more on our hips and bottom and men tend to carry it mostly on their bellies"

I thought that was beer storage for men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our avatar reflects my attitude to cellulite....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I don't have cellulite.... what is it?"

it's that orange peel looking stuff, I am sporting on your behalf Loops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have cellulite.... what is it?"

I don't either lol but I have a deformed belly and that's worse! Cellulite is nowt to do with weight, I know slim girls who have it, I don't know what causes it but it's not diet coz my diet is awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Serious question though, is female body fat different to male body fat? Is it the thickness of the fat over the muscle? There are plenty of fat blokes about

The collagen in a man's body has a slightly different format - it holds fat in tighter rather than the looser collagen structure giving the *lovely* dimpling effect often seen on us women

. Men's skin is often thicker too - also helping (apparently, anyway!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have cellulite.... what is it?

i used to like you lol

Thinks..........* I must invest in a full length mirror*

Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have cellulite.... what is it?

it's that orange peel looking stuff, I am sporting on your behalf Loops.

Off to perv yer pics with a magnifying glass ...nope still can't see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i cant see it,, it doesnt bother me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex

I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real?

and yes, I have cellulite"

Do you know...I was just going to comment on that. I don't get this "real women" thing. It's bad enough the media bleating on about it - who needs to read that here.

All women are "real" ...unless you have to blow them up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex

I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real?

and yes, I have cellulite

Do you know...I was just going to comment on that. I don't get this "real women" thing. It's bad enough the media bleating on about it - who needs to read that here.

All women are "real" ...unless you have to blow them up!

Does an over-inflated ego mean I'm a Barbie?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I dont have cellulite.

Its just that I store my caulifowers down my knickers...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I dont have cellulite.

Its just that I store my caulifowers down my knickers...

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il be checking at the social

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By *uxsmanMan
over a year ago

sutton coldfield

love cellulite, makes a woman so sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love cellulite, makes a woman so sexy!!"

hello

lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

fuck me profiles disappearing like jo buggery, are we in the twilight zone yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Good grief another OP bites the dust

Tineye strikes again?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Another fake who posted webpics..had them deleted and have now deleted their account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you are real and far more real than all these sodding fakes around on the forums at the moment. Think people are getting pretty fed up with them"

Now that's what I call predictive text!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Diamond needs her own special award for highlighting that website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nods in agreement.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I often open a new account to ask a question.

Usually is my dick big enough or to start off an 'entertaining' debate on single males.

Once I have my answer or have wreaked enough havoc I close the account, doesn't everyone do this?

As an aside I like cellulite, if you slap an arse that has cellulite hard enough the cellulite stays white while the arse cheek goes bright red causing a very artistic polka-dot pattern.

I would like to point out that this is dangerous to view for those who suffer from epilepsy.

Stay safe spankers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually like cellulite especially on a womans bottom and thighs

turns me on.

Think i am in the minority, but we are all different.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Another fake who posted webpics..had them deleted and have now deleted their account."

She stole web pics with cellulite???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can someone delete my cellulite please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like cellulite especially on a womans bottom and thighs

turns me on.

Think i am in the minority, but we are all different."

so in your case it's cellulike.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"can someone delete my cellulite please?

What cellulite?? I can't see any

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive never worrried about cellulite or stretch marks. They are a part of being a woman. I would think it in pretty poor taste for a man to point it out. But as i said earlier noone has ever mentioned it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even really slim woman have it x get a good fake tan cover it up , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually like cellulite especially on a womans bottom and thighs

turns me on.

Think i am in the minority, but we are all different.

so in your case it's cellulike."

Yes indeed lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.

One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.

One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!

My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!

My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October! "

Again... she'd have been wearing the scales in an uncomfortable place!!

Cheeky cheeky cheeky! And not in a good way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!

My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October!

Again... she'd have been wearing the scales in an uncomfortable place!!

Cheeky cheeky cheeky! And not in a good way!!

My daughter lost 25 stone...... she dumped the guy and his mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bliddy m-in-laws. tch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whoops just remembered, I am one!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!

My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October!

Again... she'd have been wearing the scales in an uncomfortable place!!

Cheeky cheeky cheeky! And not in a good way!!

My daughter lost 25 stone...... she dumped the guy and his mother.

Hahahahahaha!! Good for her!!

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!

You can also buy tights which are impregnated with caffeine, which is supposed to help reduce cellulite.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Another fake who posted webpics..had them deleted and have now deleted their account.

She stole web pics with cellulite???

lol no cellulite in sight !

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!

My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October! "

lol that reminds me of the MIL visiting me in hospital 3 hours after having my second child and saying " you are going to have to work hard to get rid of that stomach you have!" I thought jesus, gimmee a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!

My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October!

Bloody MIL!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

After my first and on the day when I could'nt stop crying "baby blues" my brother asked why if id had the baby I still looked pregnant.............cue 12 hrs of uncontrolled sobbing and a very apologetic brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha remind me of mine bringing round a local dish she had cooked. I said I had prepared the very same. Mine is better she said.

I was delighted to say that mine had already been eaten!

Hope I never get like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have cellulite,so I can't be real.

Sometimes wonder if I'm just a hologram!

Cellulite is apparently a mixture of subcutanious fat and toxins,which is why slim women can still be prone to it.

Lots of exercise,water and regular detox days help.

XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a detox day?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"What's a detox day?"

Where you dont eat cream cakes and you only have half a tub of Haagen-Dasz instead of a full one.

Oh and only one pack of fags.

And drink plenty of water.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Officially, theres no such thing as Cellulite...it was originally another one of those made up words from the cosmetics industry..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Officially, theres no such thing as Cellulite...it was originally another one of those made up words from the cosmetics industry.."

You have to admit it sounds a lot better than Bubblewrap though!

XXXX

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What's a detox day?

Where you dont eat cream cakes and you only have half a tub of Haagen-Dasz instead of a full one.

Oh and only one pack of fags.

And drink plenty of water."
prefer the sound of a duvet day instead

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"What's a detox day?

Where you dont eat cream cakes and you only have half a tub of Haagen-Dasz instead of a full one.

Oh and only one pack of fags.

And drink plenty of water.prefer the sound of a duvet day instead

me too as you may have guessed....

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Officially, theres no such thing as Cellulite...it was originally another one of those made up words from the cosmetics industry..

You have to admit it sounds a lot better than Bubblewrap though!

XXXX"

lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Another fake who posted webpics..had them deleted and have now deleted their account."

*scuttles off to removed badly photo-shopped pics of Bradd Pitt*

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ah leave them on, we know where you are then, and it is good to laugh

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