FabSwingers.com forum: most stupid thing you done, x

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've only gone n left my door keys in locker at work now gotta wait half hour for other half to get home xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joined fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger!

Only thing to do....perv on here while you wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly used to forget my under crackers when I used to go swimming when at school.

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

premier inn Southampton

Left the keys in the door after unlocking. Only realised 5 hours later.

Was lucky they were still there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also had a habit of leaving my van keys in the ignition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Locked myself out and had to go to work without my uniform..

That's just one of many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My list is endless but among the top must be the "one last time" sex with the ex

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"Joined fab

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Left the keys in the door after unlocking. Only realised 5 hours later.

Was lucky they were still there! "

Nips off to check I didnt do the same and my car is still on the drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought some very expensive shoes and left them in another shop in Manchester. Only realised when we were miles away! They were still there when we went back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thread isn't long enough for my errors in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing a PGCE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got married (to my now ex)

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By *etsorderpizzaMan
over a year ago

dyce

Vomiting on the Christmas tree Christmas eve and then falling asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Naked bush diving. If it hadn't been for the super strength cider I would have realised it was a thorn bush underneath....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While having an in-depth conversation with a friend and simultaneously using a cash machine, I took the card out and walked off leaving the cash behind. It wasn't until an hour later that I realised my mistake. Multitasking isn't my forte

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Went to work leaving my ID that I needed to get into work at home.

Went into work after thinking I had cancelled my leave, needless to say I never stayed when I found out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, just remembered another. Pointing the car keys at my house door and pressing 'unlock' and for a split second wondering why it wasn't working

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Oh, just remembered another. Pointing the car keys at my house door and pressing 'unlock' and for a split second wondering why it wasn't working

I have an electronic automatic key for work. I spent ages trying to open my front door with it once.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Oh, just remembered another. Pointing the car keys at my house door and pressing 'unlock' and for a split second wondering why it wasn't working

I have done this, just the once mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked bush diving. If it hadn't been for the super strength cider I would have realised it was a thorn bush underneath...."

I did that...sort of. Mine 2as a hedge of rose bushes that, d*unkenly, I mistook for a cushion and fell back onto...it hurt a lot for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking the job I have now was pretty stupid.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting my head ran over by a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a Peugeot

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Went to a works do and left my keys in my bag. Went home having forgotten to retrieve keys and had to get the other half to drop hers over (she was on a night shift and not happy)

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Doing a PGCE!"

Ha ha ha....just you wait till you've got your QTS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joined fab

With you on that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and I posted a dog through a letter box this one time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a left turn the UK way whilst driving in the USA. Very embarrassing and dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got married.

Dummkopf.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Doing a PGCE!

Ha ha ha....just you wait till you've got your QTS! "

I can see this next bit is gonna be up there with many stupid things I've done. ......so here goes

What is PGCE? ??? AND what is QTS? ???? Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post Graduate Certificate in Education

Qualified Teacher Status

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My stupid escapades were largely fueled by booze as a youngster.

I gave up booze. That's a good thing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sold property instead of renting it out in the '80s. I would be mortgage free and rich now by comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got married...

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I sat here for twenty five minutes waiting for my meal for one to cook on Monday evening. I hadn't switched the cooker on!

Lots of "senior" moments of late too. Like finding hair conditioner in the fridge and milk on the bathroom shelf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started a thread called "for as fuck"

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Started a thread called "for as fuck"

Saw it..... sorry but hilarious xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started a thread called "for as fuck"

Saw it..... sorry but hilarious xxxxxx"

Well as long as I made someone laugh today

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Started a thread called "for as fuck"

Saw it..... sorry but hilarious xxxxxx

Well as long as I made someone laugh today"

Yeh it did thanks ....... Luv it when some threads go tits up xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find out about this site in sarny shop and bloody join it!!!

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Have picked up "her" knickers instead of mine twice on two seperate occasions now - (two different ladies btw) - I don't collect knickers - honest - sent the last pair back in the post today....nothing worst than loosing your favorite pair of a set lol

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

forgot to take my trousers to work. Ended up with very chilly legs and looking like a prat

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

this one is really up there poking headphone jack in an electric socket about 9years old got shock and jumped.

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Started a thread called "for as fuck"

Saw it..... sorry but hilarious xxxxxx

Well as long as I made someone laugh today

Yeh it did thanks ....... Luv it when some threads go tits up xxxx"

Made me smile too. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst pregnant I once went out and left the gas on ALL day and the front door unlocked and yesterday I left my dogs tied up outside a shop and didn't realise until I got home. I hasten to add pregnancy was horrifically stressful and I'm under a lot of stress atm too

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

I once used an old Flymo hover mower on the lawn. The connection between the mower and the lead was rusty, so I disconnected it and scrapped it with a flat head screwdriver. It cleared the rust, so i repeated it on the other side, totally forgetting that it was still plugged into the socket. The electric shock that went through my legs knocked me down. I found it hard to walk for days afterwards. Idiot (now ex) husband did allow me to buy a new lawnmower afterwards though, so every cloud and all that!

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By *elshman25Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Fell asleep on the train once coming from and completely missed my stop in cardiff! Woke up in bristol! Had no money to get home either! Had to ring my mate at 1am to come rescue me!

always have strong coffees now whenever i use the train late at night haha

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

I've done some stupid things, could write a hundred posts. Most recent was after a dirty weekend away with my boyfriend, I asked my sons girlfriend (17 year old virgin) to get something out of a bag in the boot of my car. I stupidly didn't specify which bag. She opened the one full of large dildos, hog ties, vibrators, condoms, slutty underwear and lube. Her face when she came in!!! All I could say was...well they are clean! Although that wasn't necessarily true.

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By *ary baileyCouple
over a year ago

basildon

Got caught reacting to low life scum.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Fell in love with a married man.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Tried to skateboard down a slide

Stuck head in training toilet seat - I was 4 at time

Ran in to cross bar at 5 a side and knocked myself out

Set fire to cooker with chip pan

Tried to take a set of handcuffes and a blow up doll in hand luggage

Left a box of 12 condoms near my desk at work

Fell through a bay window

Sat in my own sick on a night bus

still made it home

Tbh I haven't done anything to stupid for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got married.

Never again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've not left keys in locker

I've lost them some where but fuck knows where x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasting my time staying with my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting the same exes name tattooed on me....twice!

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I once drilled into an electric cable while putting a dartboard up... The double socket below should have been a good clue but I didn't realise until a big blue flash jumped out of the wall in front of my eyes!

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Please see thread entitled fuck fuck fuck need a plumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Keep renewing my Newcastle Season ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Keep renewing my Newcastle Season ticket

I'll have it if you don't want it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking a metal stew dish out of the oven then taking the oven gloves off to lift the lid off to stir it

ouch little burnt fingers

The other was when I was undoing a tin of sardines with a key and decided it wasn't unraveling very tidily so I let go of the key and tried to do it with my hand and slit my fingers and hand

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Sexting....

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