FabSwingers.com forum: Tattooed penis...opinions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Recently got a tattoo on my bellend of a smiley face, be good to hear some of your thoughts....oh and if you think it's fake you can try rub it off

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got Ludo tattooed on mine, when I get excited it says Llandudno

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

That you are utterly insane .

Well, you did ask....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

My first thought was 'd*unk bet?'

Second one was 'ouch'

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I have nothing of any great significance to say.

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Will we be seeing you on Tattoo Fixers in the near future?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"I have nothing of any great significance to say. "
Thought about having a 50 pound note tattooed on my cock, then when i got a stiffy i could watch my money grow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex of mine had BAD BOY tattooed on his. Laughed my ass off the first time I saw it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics or it didn't happen. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics or it didn't happen.

I agree no pics = no tat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will we be seeing you on Tattoo Fixers in the near future?"

Haha I like it so not wanting it removed or covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics or it didn't happen. "

My thoughts exactly.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pics or it didn't happen.

My thoughts exactly.

-Courtney "

There are pics on my profile

can I add them to a post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics or it didn't happen.

My thoughts exactly.

-Courtney

There are pics on my profile

can I add them to a post? "

to each their own, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come back when you've got Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch tattooed on it! !!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Pics or it didn't happen.

My thoughts exactly.

-Courtney

There are pics on my profile

can I add them to a post? "

Um... I can't see any smiley face but if it makes you happy then good for you.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Presumably another wind-up or " look at my cock" post:

Can't see any evidence of a smiley face...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Presumably another wind-up or " look at my cock" post:

Can't see any evidence of a smiley face..."

I have pics available to send, don't have to prove myself to you! Just was interested in hearing people's thoughts not stupid negative comments

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Well you asked for thoughts; so you got them!

They won't all be happy jolly thoughts!

I could tell you what I really thought, but you would be very upset ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattoo studio or bedroom butcher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like the sort of guy me and the missus laugh at on tattoo fixers, what a bell end!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Presumably another wind-up or " look at my cock" post:

Can't see any evidence of a smiley face...

I have pics available to send, don't have to prove myself to you! Just was interested in hearing people's thoughts not stupid negative comments "

The pic, or the tattoo itself, is not very clear. I also can't see a smiley face, but i can see a blob.

I think some dick tats look great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to see this. Pics please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you just get it done so you could use that line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will we be seeing you on Tattoo Fixers in the near future?

Haha I like it so not wanting it removed or covered

Yet

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"Recently got a tattoo on my bellend of a smiley face, be good to hear some of your thoughts....oh and if you think it's fake you can try rub it off

Just one question.....WHY???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you just get it done so you could use that line?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Presumably another wind-up or " look at my cock" post:

Can't see any evidence of a smiley face...

I have pics available to send, don't have to prove myself to you! Just was interested in hearing people's thoughts not stupid negative comments

The pic, or the tattoo itself, is not very clear. I also can't see a smiley face, but i can see a blob.

I think some dick tats look great."

I tried to message you but can't if you add me I have clearer pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cock tattoos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a sky remote tattooed on the bottom half of my cock

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

Why a smiley face? Seems quite simplistic, and possibly a bit childish.

I like tattoos that frame and highlight curves and angles of the body. A smiley face. no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently got a tattoo on my bellend of a smiley face, be good to hear some of your thoughts....oh and if you think it's fake you can try rub it off

Owwww! Didn't it burn like hell??

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

Getting my foreskin cut was enough for me

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Wish I had a cock. I could have a smiley face tattoo on my knob too. What a wonderful idea

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Spare a thought for the poor tattooist

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

Apparently it was his bell end too !

If you have your knob tattooed, do you do it when flacid or erect - either way it's going to look different in reverse state ? Can't see the point (but then I think that about all tattoos - each to their own though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently got a tattoo on my bellend of a smiley face, be good to hear some of your thoughts....oh and if you think it's fake you can try rub it off

Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Presumably another wind-up or " look at my cock" post:

Can't see any evidence of a smiley face...

I have pics available to send, don't have to prove myself to you! Just was interested in hearing people's thoughts not stupid negative comments "

Maybe get a sad face on the other side then depending on your mood you could always show on or the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The prick got a tattoo on his dick, is there no end to the stupidity of some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope. This site just keeps on giving..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ive got a sky remote tattooed on the bottom half of my cock "

I almost got that one but went for the can of Lynx instead

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By *uck princess and himCouple
over a year ago

washington

"Pics or it didn't happen.

My thoughts exactly.

-Courtney

There are pics on my profile

can I add them to a post? "

It's true, I seen it with my own eyes haha x

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

Thanks go that the lord above did not make a high iq essential to drive a cock. I cannot begin to imagine the thought process that went into I must get a tattoo which people admire and I choose my bell end. PMSL, The tattoo artist is still probably peeing himself at the thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ive got a sky remote tattooed on the bottom half of my cock

I almost got that one but went for the can of Lynx instead

Would of been Lynx Africa , bigger cans by all accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehhhh... not for me.

Imagining wanting to get rid of it & having to have laser surgery on your winkie?

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

"Recently got a tattoo on my bellend of a smiley face, be good to hear some of your thoughts....oh and if you think it's fake you can try rub it off

I can see you on tattoo fixers in a couple of years and jay or sketch will piss themselves laughing.

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

must have used micro needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ive got a sky remote tattooed on the bottom half of my cock

I almost got that one but went for the can of Lynx instead

Would of been Lynx Africa , bigger cans by all accounts"

I always go for the travel size it's makes other things look bigger lol

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Could have had his whole bell end tattooed into a replica of Darth Vader's helmet

Helmet/ helmet lolol

Now that would have been impressive!

Incredibly stupid, but impressive ...,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes but can you make it blink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come back when you've got Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch tattooed on it! !!

Message of the day

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I don't think Darth Vader blinks lol

Does a good line in heavy breathing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a guy in South Wales in the late 1990's who was very much into body tattoos and was we think a pro-model and an exhibition at tattoo fairs . . . he was proud of his Welsh ancestry.

He had his rather nicely proportioned cock and balls tattooed in red and green with a . . . "Dragau"!

Even flaccid it looked amazing but when he got a hard-on . . . don't think it'll ever be matched. He called his knob . . . "Puff the Magic Dragon"!

No joke - 101% true! Google it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have nothing of any great significance to say. Thought about having a 50 pound note tattooed on my cock, then when i got a stiffy i could watch my money grow.

And a female can blow as much as she wants lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come back when you've got Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch tattooed on it! !!

Message of the day"

I was going to have that Welsh railway station tattooed on mine ....... Rhyle

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I love tattooed cocks. Tastefully done, with true artistic merit and must be a great cock.

You see a few odd poor jobs on Tattoo Fixers tv show. Never a good ad for it.

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"I have nothing of any great significance to say. Thought about having a 50 pound note tattooed on my cock, then when i got a stiffy i could watch my money grow.

And a female can blow as much as she wants lol x"
Lol. She'd be welcum.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

" Ive got a sky remote tattooed on the bottom half of my cock

I almost got that one but went for the can of Lynx instead

Would of been Lynx Africa , bigger cans by all accounts"
I chose a twelve inch ruler .. Not sure what to put on the rest of it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Could have had his whole bell end tattooed into a replica of Darth Vader's helmet

Helmet/ helmet lolol

Now that would have been impressive!

Incredibly stupid, but impressive ...,"
I think a light saber would look Better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently got a tattoo on my bellend of a smiley face, be good to hear some of your thoughts....oh and if you think it's fake you can try rub it off

Just one question.....WHY???

My thoughts exactly WHY??? Can't see the point apart from you must love pain

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Could have had his whole bell end tattooed into a replica of Darth Vader's helmet

Helmet/ helmet lolol

Now that would have been impressive!

Incredibly stupid, but impressive ...,"
replica death star on a bum would look good .. Red five standing by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ouch

my first thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will we be seeing you on Tattoo Fixers in the near future?"

Lol. Did you see the guy with Henry Hoover on his pubis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will we be seeing you on Tattoo Fixers in the near future?

Lol. Did you see the guy with Henry Hoover on his pubis?

Sure did. Made me laugh so much when after around a minute of the laser he gave up. The wuss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will we be seeing you on Tattoo Fixers in the near future?

Lol. Did you see the guy with Henry Hoover on his pubis?

Sure did. Made me laugh so much when after around a minute of the laser he gave up. The wuss!"

butt plug made me lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's a guy on here from Gateshead with a tattoos bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will we be seeing you on Tattoo Fixers in the near future?

Lol. Did you see the guy with Henry Hoover on his pubis?

Is that the guy in the paper where it;s way too big for a cover up?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Come back when you've got Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch tattooed on it! !!

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a face tattooed on your penis is far better than having a penis tattooed on your face ;o)

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Mine says HMS. On a really good day it spells HAMMERSMITH.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There just aren't enough tattooed cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eugh a def no!!so many places to have great tatts, pick wisely!!

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