FabSwingers.com forum: Body odour...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If you smell, please don't use public transport.

Use deodorant.

That is all!

*buries head in scarf*

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Noted thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use shower first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet another reason why public transport sucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never loved my car so much....seems living in rural Wiltshire has it's advantages after all

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Honestly... the whole bus absolutely honks cause some selfish sweaty bastard hasn't bothered to wash!

Beyond rank!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Jesus. Another thread about this? I went and bought soap, OK? You don't need to rub it in.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/465429

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this on the train both to and back from london last week. Guy on the way down with such bad breath it was nauseating me from the seat opposite, and a bloke on the way back who sat in the seat in front and smelled like he hadn't washed his fleece in his lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never use public transport thank goodness !

I love my 7 mile drive to work and back again where all i smell is my own sweet perfume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Jesus. Another thread about this? I went and bought soap, OK? You don't need to rub it in.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/465429

-Courtney"

You do need to rub it in. That's how soap works!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oh Jesus. Another thread about this? I went and bought soap, OK? You don't need to rub it in.

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/465429

-Courtney"

Oh good grief!!

I feel like I ought to be grateful now!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Yet another reason why public transport sucks."

You mean stinks

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I use public transport I use the tram and to be honest hardly use the bus, the tram is more refined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use shower first "

Should set up showers in trains and buses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use shower first

Should set up showers in trains and buses

If it helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse still when you're a short arse like me & get squished onto the rush hour tube under a smelly armpit!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Use shower first

Should set up showers in trains and buses

If it helps

A hose would work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DG best not sit over the wheel then, I know how you like to daydream when you sit there

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Worse still when you're a short arse like me & get squished onto the rush hour tube under a smelly armpit!

I too am a shortarse... it really is disgusting. In this day and age there's really no excuse for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use shower first

Should set up showers in trains and buses

If it helps

A hose would work!

Sheep did at the bus shelters would be my choice.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"DG best not sit over the wheel then, I know how you like to daydream when you sit there

How'd you know where I'm sitting?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use shower first

Should set up showers in trains and buses

If it helps

A hose would work!

Before get in

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Use shower first

Should set up showers in trains and buses

If it helps

A hose would work!

Sheep did at the bus shelters would be my choice."

Is that a bit like sheep dip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DG best not sit over the wheel then, I know how you like to daydream when you sit there

How'd you know where I'm sitting?!

Ding ding let me off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use shower first

Should set up showers in trains and buses

If it helps

A hose would work!

Sheep did at the bus shelters would be my choice."

*dip*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use shower first

Should set up showers in trains and buses

If it helps

A hose would work!

Sheep did at the bus shelters would be my choice.

Is that a bit like sheep dip?

My phone is a cnut!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well that was rank!!

I shall walk tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was rank!!

I shall walk tomorrow!

What's happened to your PanzerKampfwagon Beetle?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well that was rank!!

I shall walk tomorrow!

What's happened to your PanzerKampfwagon Beetle?"

Nothing at all... I don't have a parking space so I'm required to slum it during the week.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If you smell, please don't use public transport.

Use deodorant.

That is all!

*buries head in scarf*

This.

Again!

Where’s the

button?!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The oldies left on this thread made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I worked in a call centre, the air conditioning broke and there were 700 staff members on the hottest day of the year and the managers were literally taking people into a room telling them they smelled bad and sending them home to have a wash!!! It stunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be on a tfl bus at peak times. Some of those people can't possess a bathroom or deodorant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week the bus I was sat on stank of piss as someone had pissed themselves it bloody honked dirty b##stards

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Last week the bus I was sat on stank of piss as someone had pissed themselves it bloody honked dirty b##stards"

Okay you win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know it isnt pleasant - but i had a very humbling experience on my first day of community mental health care a few years ago- i hold my hand up i used to say 'what price a bar of soap' but for some people just getting up that day may have been a challenge and to go out an even bigger task - i never have the thoughts i used to have now when i come accross this -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oldies left on this thread made me chuckle! "

Oh aye... you back on that old rattly bus again?!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of humanity, embrace it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you smell, please don't use public transport.

Use deodorant.

That is all!

*buries head in scarf*

This.

Again!

Where’s the

button?! "

Jeeeeez....how long did it take you to unearth this thread?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The oldies left on this thread made me chuckle!

Oh aye... you back on that old rattly bus again?!??

Christ you’re like an elephant!!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If you smell, please don't use public transport.

Use deodorant.

That is all!

*buries head in scarf*

This.

Again!

Where’s the

button?!

Jeeeeez....how long did it take you to unearth this thread?

I’m like a broken record!

First I searched ‘bus wankers’ then I looked for ‘personal hygiene’ and then I found it!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"i know it isnt pleasant - but i had a very humbling experience on my first day of community mental health care a few years ago- i hold my hand up i used to say 'what price a bar of soap' but for some people just getting up that day may have been a challenge and to go out an even bigger task - i never have the thoughts i used to have now when i come accross this - "

I know I know... but it doesn’t help my gag reflex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oldies left on this thread made me chuckle!

Oh aye... you back on that old rattly bus again?!??

Christ you’re like an elephant!!

Ahem....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went into Iceland earlier to stock up on slimming world meals... well there was this couple... it wasn’t a BO smell but more of a unclean not washed in a month smell, I was retching so I moved quickly down the isle but wherever they went I seemed to get trapped on the same bit. I was inclined to slip a bar of soap in their shopping but I didn’t dare get that close

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I use ritegard every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use ritegard every day

"
its not working

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I get so paranoid about smelling... i always have extra deodorant in the car. I.would be mortified if I thought I smelt bad...

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By *inky LizardCouple
over a year ago

west yorks

Anyone smell onions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you smell, please don't use public transport.

Use deodorant.

That is all!

*buries head in scarf*

And soap and water

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"If you smell, please don't use public transport.

Use deodorant.

That is all!

*buries head in scarf*.

And soap and water

And not just on your hands

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oh God there was a guy in the garage the other day that stank so bad I physically wretched!

The kind of smell that lingers in the nostrils and not in a good way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oldies left on this thread made me chuckle! "

Yay DG is back in town...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went into Iceland earlier to stock up on slimming world meals... well there was this couple... it wasn’t a BO smell but more of a unclean not washed in a month smell, I was retching so I moved quickly down the isle but wherever they went I seemed to get trapped on the same bit. I was inclined to slip a bar of soap in their shopping but I didn’t dare get that close

Bet they don't wash their clothes either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a man I used to work with and his pits smelt like beef and onion pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you smell, please don't use public transport.

Use deodorant.

That is all!

*buries head in scarf*

To be honest... If you smell... Buy soap and deodorant... Or just stay at home

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