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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come on one of you lovely gentlemen come and warm me up...sorry ladies I'm in a willy mood tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would .. but there's football on the telly ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever tried an electric blanket.

Less maintenance than a man and it won't cum in your mouth when he promised not to.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ever tried an electric blanket.

Less maintenance than a man and it won't cum in your mouth when he promised not to. "

My nan burnt to death in a house fire that was caused by a faulty electric blanket never ever would have one in my house...

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

What's a willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever tried an electric blanket.

Less maintenance than a man and it won't cum in your mouth when he promised not to.

My nan burnt to death in a house fire that was caused by a faulty electric blanket never ever would have one in my house..."

Eeek, soz foot in mouth moment.

Being very serious this is exactly why I refuse to let jools use ours anymore.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Ever tried an electric blanket.

Less maintenance than a man and it won't cum in your mouth when he promised not to.

My nan burnt to death in a house fire that was caused by a faulty electric blanket never ever would have one in my house...

Eeek, soz foot in mouth moment.

Being very serious this is exactly why I refuse to let jools use ours anymore.

"

You didn't know you daft sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a pooch.

Best hot water bottle ever.

OK with a hot water bottle you don't have to pick its shit up

But then again hot water bottles aren't great to torment either

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