FabSwingers.com forum: bellend

By *tockingsnsuspenders1960 OP Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in south yorks

check out my purple bellend,would you suck it like a lollipop lol!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

How can I say this politely?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circumcision?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Has that line ever actually worked, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen "

I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not unless you can get it pointing at the ceiling without doing a hand stand.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it's a no from me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"check out my purple bellend,would you suck it like a lollipop lol!!

Wow, it really is very purple...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I say this politely?"

Most inane thread so far this year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen

I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions "

And what would you call "to big" and "to small" I'm only 5"3 n a size 10 so I'm a little on the small size lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - bet you weren't expecting that respons

Better luck next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes you look like a tight fisted wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO!"

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen

I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions

And what would you call "to big" and "to small" I'm only 5"3 n a size 10 so I'm a little on the small size lol x"

I would send you a picture if I was allowed. It's a bit more than a hand full lol

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

No.

karen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen

I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions

And what would you call "to big" and "to small" I'm only 5"3 n a size 10 so I'm a little on the small size lol x

I would send you a picture if I was allowed. It's a bit more than a hand full lol"

Haha don't want pic lol seen enough cock pics in my time on fab lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first two pics it looks really tight and sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you! I actually think you need to be circumcised, it looks painfully tight ........

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen

I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions

And what would you call "to big" and "to small" I'm only 5"3 n a size 10 so I'm a little on the small size lol x

That's good just use your imagination of what you think the best looking one is. It's that....

I would send you a picture if I was allowed. It's a bit more than a hand full lol

Haha don't want pic lol seen enough cock pics in my time on fab lol. X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"The first two pics it looks really tight and sore

I think that a Circumcision would be helpful.

karen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first two pics it looks really tight and sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first two pics it looks really tight and sore

I think that a Circumcision would be helpful.

karen"

I agree, i think the "purpleness" is a direct result of the restriction to blood flow caused by the tight foreskin.

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By *tockingsnsuspenders1960 OP Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in south yorks

Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh he took them down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh he took them down "

LOL

Taxi!

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

who's the biggest bellend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who's the biggest bellend?"

Enlighten us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!"

They can make a nice job of it now. If they do it when you're a pensioner because you can't keep yourself clean, they'll just cut length ways to form a flap..

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!

They can make a nice job of it now. If they do it when you're a pensioner because you can't keep yourself clean, they'll just cut length ways to form a flap.."

to be honest, at 55, they could just cut the thing off altogether..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad to see the woman are flooding in at your feet mate, I'll be sure to try this chat up line soon.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg that's awesome. Is it that colour when it's hard???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg that's awesome. Is it that colour when it's hard???"

Not offering to help you out with it though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg that's awesome. Is it that colour when it's hard???"

It is a nice shade of purple isn't it lol xx might decorated my bedroom same colour x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad to see the woman are flooding in at your feet mate, I'll be sure to try this chat up line soon.....

I'm not sure you would get the same response

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By *tockingsnsuspenders1960 OP Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in south yorks

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes"

Yes what???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It's very errrr....purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple headed snake anyone?

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By *tockingsnsuspenders1960 OP Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in south yorks

Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again."

Would advise on better pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!

They can make a nice job of it now. If they do it when you're a pensioner because you can't keep yourself clean, they'll just cut length ways to form a flap..

to be honest, at 55, they could just cut the thing off altogether.."

I think if he squeezes any harder it will fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been using a dyson on it again?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

this hasn't gone well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the guy alone eh? He may have been rather naive, but he doesn't deserve assassination, and didnt ask for profile critique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again."

Good luck with a purple cock. But seriously I'd get it checked out if I was you it isn't normal for it to be that colour.

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!"

There is no age limit if needed on medical grounds.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This place never stops surprising me

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!

There is no age limit if needed on medical grounds."

They could sew in your freedom pass.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"How can I say this politely?"

*Giggles*

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Has that line ever actually worked, OP?"

Does one really need to ask?!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"this hasn't gone well

Know your audience: this was never going to end well!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again.

Would advise on better pics "

Well he's better than you regarding pics!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Leave the guy alone eh? He may have been rather naive, but he doesn't deserve assassination, and didnt ask for profile critique."

Some people just enjoy being down right mean,it's the ugliness inside them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again.

Would advise on better pics

Well he's better than you regarding pics!!!"

Rather none than what he put up

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

And.... we can leave it there

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