FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

We're running out of..

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

CHOCOLATE!!

I was told the other day that cocoa trees are running low and the prediction is the whole world won't have any chocolate. Horrified, I googled the subject in hope that it wasn't true, but alas, it is (cry)

Now I know there's much worse things going on everywhere but as a chocolate addict this has left me very worried. I can't help wondering, surely the chocolate companies could take the idea from a certain toilet paper producer and plant 3 trees for everyone that they use.. Or am I missing something?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have my share as I am not a big fan of chocolate

Now crisps

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

it's a sad day

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg!! that's so upsetting!! I'd better stock up now!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Send a mail to the major chocolate companies and suggest they do just that..

But first buy as many cocoa trees as you possibly can.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of our British chocolate isn't using a lot of cocoa. ..but this is troubling indeed. I will have to find a substitute before the end of the world.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can have my share as I am not a big fan of chocolate

Now crisps "

Lol I think you'll be OK on that one then I can't see us running out of spuds anytime soon

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg!! that's so upsetting!! I'd better stock up now! "

My thoughts exactly!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send a mail to the major chocolate companies and suggest they do just that..

But first buy as many cocoa trees as you possibly can. "

Love this great idea

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can live without chocolate; now Marmite wells,that's a different matter.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will survive - dont let the cheese fields dry up though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Most of our British chocolate isn't using a lot of cocoa. ..but this is troubling indeed. I will have to find a substitute before the end of the world."

But what can substitute it? Perhaps the scientists will find a way of making something similar

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the Swiss chocolate mountains where they quarry their Toblerone are inexhaustible

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Most of our British chocolate isn't using a lot of cocoa. ..but this is troubling indeed. I will have to find a substitute before the end of the world.

But what can substitute it? Perhaps the scientists will find a way of making something similar "

Haribo shaped as boobs and clitoris. ..I'm telling you its the next big thing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Most of our British chocolate isn't using a lot of cocoa. ..but this is troubling indeed. I will have to find a substitute before the end of the world.

But what can substitute it? Perhaps the scientists will find a way of making something similar "

more sex

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Most of our British chocolate isn't using a lot of cocoa. ..but this is troubling indeed. I will have to find a substitute before the end of the world.

But what can substitute it? Perhaps the scientists will find a way of making something similar

more sex"

I can eat a whole bar of chocolate, however I can't eat a whole woman

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! Please tell me this is just a nightmare I'm having?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Most of our British chocolate isn't using a lot of cocoa. ..but this is troubling indeed. I will have to find a substitute before the end of the world.

But what can substitute it? Perhaps the scientists will find a way of making something similar

more sex"

More???????????? Some I think is the word you're looking for.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/16 12:06:37]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate is toxic to all mammals (including humans) so the fact were running out is probably a good thing anyway.

BTW, the lethal dose for an average human is only 27kg.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't a recent issue and is apparently linked to emerging super economies (who typically have very large populations) developing more Western tastes in food.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top