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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone got a poem or limerick to share?...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

today i saw a little worm,

wriggling on his belly,

perhaps hed like to come inside ,

and see whats on thhe telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a Haiku?

Rather than beep

Or a rude error message:

These words: "File Not Found".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a young man from Sweeney..

Who spilt some gin on his weenie..

He thought it uncouth..

So added vermouth..

And gave his gal a Martini..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how about a Haiku?

Rather than beep

Or a rude error message:

These words: "File Not Found". "

Love haiku...

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

There was a young lady called Raine

who liked a bit now and again,

not now and again, but now and again,

...and again...and again...and again!

(sorry raine xxx)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Old pond

A frog leaps in

Waters sound....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Expensive Date

I

The night had been quite slow, 'til he appeared,

his eyes took in my dress, my favourite red;

I guessed he'd like it if we disappeared

to somewhere much less public, but instead

he said, 'you do look splendid in that dress,

I'd love to take you somewhere nice to eat.'

I thought, uh huh, this dude's out to impress,

but hey, at least tonight I'm off the street!

He fed me oysters (cute, and slightly weird)

I've never known a john to try so hard,

perhaps he fancied playing Richard Gere

and playing Julia didn't seem so bad!

I mentally chalked up the hourly rate

then kissed him back, of course he took the bait...

II

I woke a little earlier than dawn,

completely baffled by this man's address

of me, I wasn't sure what he was on,

he now seemed awkward and a little stressed.

A nutter or a killer crossed my mind,

or just another lonely, harmless face?

I touched the glint of metal from behind

the table where I kept it just in case...

To my surprise he gently stroked my brow

(I groaned to myself as I feigned awaking)

I thought, for f**k's sake, what's he doing now?

Does this guy not know when a woman's faking?!

I did feel slightly bad as he turned white

when I called in the figure for one night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Hill

by Rupert Brooke

Breathless, we flung us on the windy hill,

Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass.

You said, "Through glory and ecstasy we pass;

Wind, sun, and earth remain, the birds sing still,

When we are old, are old. . . ." "And when we die

All's over that is ours; and life burns on

Through other lovers, other lips," said I,

"Heart of my heart, our heaven is now, is won!"

"We are Earth's best, that learnt her lesson here.

Life is our cry. We have kept the faith!" we said;

"We shall go down with unreluctant tread

Rose-crowned into the darkness!" . . . Proud we were,

And laughed, that had such brave true things to say.

And then you suddenly cried, and turned away.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Well-being I won and wisdom too

I grew and joyed in my growth

from a word to a word

I was led to a word

from a deed to another deed.

Havamal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a man from Kent

Who had a penis so long it bent

It was so much trouble

That he kept it double

and instead of cumming he went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Raven (Poe)

[First published in 1845]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -

Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,

And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -

Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain

Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating

`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -

Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -

This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -

Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;

But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,

And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'

This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'

Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,

Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.

`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;

Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -

Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -

'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.

Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;

But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -

Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -

Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,

`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.

Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -

Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'

Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -

Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,

That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.

Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -

Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -

On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'

Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,

`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,

Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster

Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -

Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore

Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,

Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;

Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking

Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -

What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore

Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing

To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;

This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining

On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,

But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,

She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer

Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.

`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee

Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'

Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -

Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,

Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -

On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -

Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'

Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!

By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -

Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,

It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -

Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'

Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -

`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!

Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!

Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'

Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,

And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted - nevermore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well-being I won and wisdom too

I grew and joyed in my growth

from a word to a word

I was led to a word

from a deed to another deed.

Havamal"

Never come across this before....thanks fer posting it ....Havamal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a man from Kent

Who had a penis so long it bent

It was so much trouble

That he kept it double

and instead of cumming he went

"

Have people been talking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats a wonderful poem by Poe ....

Enchante*....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from Nizes,

who had tits of two different sizes,

one was so small,

it was nothing at all,

but the other was quite large, and won prizes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a wonderful poem by Poe ....

Enchante*...."

It's long, but it's my favourite

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over a year ago

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

The love of a beautiful maiden,

The love of a strong young man,

The love of romantic sweethearts

has existed since time began.

But the greatest love of all loves,

Greater than that of a mother,

Is the tender, delicate, intimate love

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of one randy sod for another.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats a wonderful poem by Poe ....

Enchante*....

It's long, but it's my favourite "

Teardrops embrace an eyelash.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i carry your heart with me (i carry it in

my heart) i am never without it (anywhere

i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done

by only me is your doing, my darling)

i fear

no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want

no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)

and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant

and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows

(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud

and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows

higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)

and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

e e cummings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man from Winsocket,

who rode down the street on a rocket,

the force of the blast,

blew his balls up his ass,

and his pecker was found in his pocket.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Well-being I won and wisdom too

I grew and joyed in my growth

from a word to a word

I was led to a word

from a deed to another deed.

Havamal

Never come across this before....thanks fer posting it ....Havamal!!"

Your welcome. The original is in Old Norse, the above 'translation' is more poetic rather than literal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night (Dylan Thomas)

Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,

Because their words had forked no lightning they

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright

Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,

And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight

Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on that sad height,

Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

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By *evin5050Man
over a year ago

wolverhampton

This is an old one that was written on a the pavillion wall in Wednesfield park many long years ago - never forgotten it:

There was a young woman from Azores

Whose fanny was covered in sores.

The dogs in the street

used to eat the green meat

that hung in festoons from her drawers!

I know - exceedingly bad taste!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In corners of the parks are lost

Tiny meadows filled with moss.

It's there the fayries dance away

The time that theirs

Twixt night and day.

(for my children many years ago)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Question Answered, The

by William Blake

What is it men in women do require?

The lineaments of gratified Desire.

What is it women do in men require?

The lineaments of gratified Desire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Desiderata

by Max Ehrmann

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,

and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender,

be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others,

even to the dull and ignorant;

they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons;

they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,

you may become vain or bitter,

for always there will be

greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career

however humble;

it is a real possession in the

changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,

for the world is full of trickery.

But let this not blind you

to what virtue there is;

many persons strive for high ideals,

and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.

Especially do not feign affection.

Neither be cynical about love,

for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,

it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,

gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit

to shield you in sudden misfortune.

But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.

Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,

be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe

no less than the trees and the stars;

you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you,

no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore, be at peace with God,

whatever you conceive Him to be.

And whatever your labors and aspirations,

in the noisy confusion of life,

keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham,

drudgery, and broken dreams,

it is still a beautiful world.

Be cheerful.

Strive to be happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In corners of the parks are lost

Tiny meadows filled with moss.

It's there the fayries dance away

The time that theirs

Twixt night and day.

(for my children many years ago)"

Did you compose that Be Nice ?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aye for my kids, there are a few more verses but i would have to find the old scap book for those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fabulous thing to do......

I write the odd ditty sometimes .....its a release at times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes, I have written both poetry and prose and gathered it all up into my scrap book.

It was very therapuetic when I was married and feeling like a single parent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I`ve a jotter pad. thats never far away......a great idea to keep a scrap book tho ...mabye I`ll think of doing the same as I like that idea...as obvious as it is Lol....

Thanks fer that...and sharing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pleasure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a more recent favourite of mine

Anitidote

Oh spirit of the sun and light

eyes so sweet and touch so slight

oh come and lighten all these thoughts

yes, come and show us not too late

where happiness and laughter wait. 21/06/2009 12:34:53

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That spoke to me of.... Hope..

Great stuff Be Nice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah it does give you hope, it puts you in contact with yourself and you can have a lot of fun with it.

The tone of your voice

The colour in your laugh

I wrote it all down

It turned out a graph! Sunday, 28 June 2009 00.06

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Look to this day, for it is life

the very way of life.

In its brief course lie all the

realities and truth of existence -

the joy of growth

the splendour of action

the glory of power

For yesterday is but a memory

and tomorrow is only a vision

But today well lived

Makes every yesterday

a memory of happiness

And every tomorrow

a vision of hope

Look well therefore to this day.

(Ancient Indian poem)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boy stood on the burning deck

Picking his nose like mad

he rolled it up into little balls

and flicked it at his dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

AFTER THE LUNCH

On Waterloo Bridge where we said our goodbyes,

the weather conditions bring tears to my eyes.

I wipe them away with a black woolly glove

And try not to notice I've fallen in love

On Waterloo Bridge I am trying to think:

This is nothing. you're high on the charm and the drink.

But the juke-box inside me is playing a song

That says something different. And when was it wrong?

On Waterloo Bridge with the wind in my hair

I am tempted to skip. You're a fool. I don't care.

The head does its best but the heart is the boss-

I admit it before I am halfway across

Wendy Cope..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say don't let a lover

become just a friend.

I say if a friend

becomes a lover

it must end.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Roses are red,

Violets are finer,

Chickens are fowl,

Just like your vagina.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Standing on the bridge at midnight,

picking blackheads from her crotch,

she said 'Sir I've never had it',

he said 'No not fecking much!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reflections on Ice-Breaking

by Ogden Nash

Candy

Is Dandy

But liquor

Is quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He who binds to himself a joy

Does the winged life destroy;

But he who kisses the joy as it flies

Lives in eternity's sun rise.

William Blake

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"today i saw a little worm,

wriggling on his belly,

perhaps hed like to come inside ,

and see whats on thhe telly"

Can a Parrot

Eat a carrot

Standing on his head

If I did that, my Mum would send me

Straight upstairs to bed.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other.

Drew their swords and shot each other.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the shitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at all those monkeys

Jumping in their cage.

Why don't they all go out to work

And earn a decent wage?

How can you say such silly things,

And you a son of mine?

Imagine monkeys travelling on

The Morden-Edgware line!

But what about the Pekinese!

They have an allocation.

'Don't travel during Peke hour',

It says on every station.

My Gosh, you're right, my clever boy,

I never thought of that!

And so they left the monkey house,

While an elephant raised his hat.

SM

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There was a young lady from Bod

Who wanted a baby from God

She thought the almighty

Had crawled up her nightie

But 'twas the Vicar the dirty old sod.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A Puppy Called Puberty”

Adrian Mitchell

It was like keeping a puppy in your underpants

A secret puppy you weren't allowed to show to anyone

Not even your best friend or your worst enemy

You wanted to pat him, stroke him, cuddle him

All the time you weren't supposed to touch him

He only slept for five minutes at a time

Then he'd suddenly perk up his head

In the middle of school medical inspection

And always on bus rides

So you had to climb down from the upper deck

All bent double to smuggle the puppy off the bus

Without the buxon conductress spotting

Your wicked and ticketless stowaway.

Jumping up, wet-nosed, eagerly wagging-

He only stopped being a nuisance

When you were alone together

Pretending to be doing your homework

But really gazing at each other

Through hot and hazy daydreams

Of those beautiful schoolgirls on the bus

With kittens bouncing in their sweaters.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Pussy-cat

What are vices?

Catching rats

And eating mices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inflatable You - Tim Minchin

This is a love song.

Your love for me is not debatable

Your sexual appetite's insatiable

You never ever make me waitable

Delectable, inflatable you.

You don't have problems with your weight at all

You never steal food off my plate at all

I never have to masturbate at all

Unstoppable, inflatable you.

You never seem to menstruate at all

So you're not angry when I'm late at all

I feel permanently fallatable

Unpoppable, inflatable you.

With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away

With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day

In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown

We could just float forever whatever the weather

Whenever my inflatable lover's around.

Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable

You always do what you are toldable

And if we argue you just foldable

Controllable consolable you.

My mates all reckon you are suitable

I took you around to watch the footable

And Steve and Gary said you're rootable

Refutable, commutable you.

You're never sensitive or tickly

When I rub you my skin goes prickly

It's know as static electricity

Felicity when I'm kissing you.

Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hair

You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air

Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych

To know if you get down I just perk you right up

With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.

You never wake up when I snore at all

A trait which I find quite adorable

You have a box and you are storable

Ignorable, back-doorable you.

Any sexual position's feasible

Although you don't bend at the knees at all

Your hooters are so firm and squeezable

Increasable, un-creasable you.

You don't complain about my hairy back

Or about the inches that downstairs I lack

You're not disgusted by my furry crack

Burt Bacharach... Jack Kerouac... Oooo...

Now birth control is not an issue

I clean it all off with a tissue

I bet my jealous friends all wish you

Were insatiably inflatably theirs.

Don't let me down.

Don't let me down.

Don't let me down.

And I won't let you down.

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