FabSwingers.com forum: I've a euphemism for that!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well the forums seem to be loaded with them, so let's here your best and worst

"Genuine" - I may or may not turn up to a meet

"Classy" - I wear knickers with my fur coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Convincing' in near complete darkness.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Athletic- Well darts IS a sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discrete - you'll be on my Facebook page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional - I take my own biro to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25 = actually 19

36 = actually 45

-Courtney

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

""Classy" - I wear knickers with my fur coat"

Phew, I don't

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Bi-curious - whatever gets me a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discrete- discreet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daytime weekdays only- married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discrete- discreet!"

My autocorrect....my english

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classy" - I wear knickers with my fur coat

I never wore fur!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Straight" anything but

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Straight" anything but"

You're not straight ?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm straight not "straight " there is a difference you know

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

VWE men who are anything but.

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Partner knows I play...cheating

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Dom- I've watched 50 Shades of Grey and fancy a crack at this BDSM lark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a horse - rocking horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're stunning (hasn't seen face) - want to get into your knickers

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Repeater - Lasts 2 minutes and wants you to stick around after.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Happy go lucky - manic despressive

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Read your profile: well just looking at the pics counts doesn't it?

Shared Interests: I'll pretend to be into it if it gets me into your knickers

Can Accommodate: Have a motor vehicle and know a nice car park

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Wanna fuck = desperate

You're stunning = desperate

Love your pics = desperate

I love your profile = I haven't read it

Quality not quantity = I want to shag everyone, but I don't want you to know.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"Wanna fuck = desperate

You're stunning = desperate

Love your pics = desperate

I love your profile = I haven't read it

Quality not quantity = I want to shag everyone, but I don't want you to know.

Takes notes these are gold

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

'Loves to give oral' - can't shag for toffee!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Athletic - ran for a bus once, damn near caught it too! Only I had to stop to throw up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic ; drug addict

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/16 01:18:29]

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm straight not "straight " there is a difference you know

Generous - can you lend me a tenner till I get straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to laugh: I use a lot of text speak to simulate laughter when I actually have a blank expression

With my dick in my hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a six pack

Yes before he d*unk it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to keep Him/Her all to myself - If you even think about playing with anyone else now I'll kill your pets.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm straight not "straight " there is a difference you know

Generous - can you lend me a tenner till I get straight."

You being straight with me?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm straight not "straight " there is a difference you know

Generous - can you lend me a tenner till I get straight."

You being straight with me?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Bareback with regular fb only = wears a condom until you're not looking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're stunning (hasn't seen face) - want to get into your knickers"

You're stunning....

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Here for fun." - can't be arsed to fill out a profile, that should work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will fill this in later" - will never fill this in, even after two years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

newbies - fifteenth time of trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been on before so know how this works" - I/We got pissed off last time so will only last a few weeks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a 25 year old female and I'm looking for males, females and couples = I'm a 40 year old bloke who will collect your photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very choosey - not actually gonna meet anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a choosy guy and I'm not here to shag half the site!!! - yeah I'm choosy - you need a vagina AND a pulse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm genuine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm genuine. "

Liar, liar, pants on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm genuine.

Liar, liar, pants on fire

Okay.

I'm a nymphomaniac.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm genuine.

Liar, liar, pants on fire

Okay.

I'm a nymphomaniac.

That I'm willing to believe in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine Laid back guy - I'm actually hiding in your bushes waiting for you to come home alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm genuine.

Liar, liar, pants on fire

Okay.

I'm a nymphomaniac.

That I'm willing to believe in

Because it's true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can accommodate - The layby where I parked my truck is within 5 miles of you

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Do you share your knickers?"

Someone translate for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you share your knickers?"

Someone translate for me?"

I'd like to prance around in your knickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic ; drug addict "

Bit of a insult don't you think??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six pack- keg!

Curvy-(me- before anyone starts!) curvier than average- a bit chubby!

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