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Fab Top Trumps - a tongue in cheek production!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello my lovelies!

Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)

Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.

Sooooo - for females I thought

BOOBAGE

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE

for men:

PECS AND ABS

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!

Soooo

What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?

Remember - this is just for giggles!

I'd

give myself:

BOOBAGE 34

BUM. 79

FACE. 62

LEGS. 24

BODY OVERALL. 56

PERSONALITY. 82

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 63

Over to you my lovelies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only one I can say with any confidence

Boobage 0

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only one I can say with any confidence

Boobage 0"

Are you absolutely sure?

There was a pecs and abs one for guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my lovelies!

Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)

Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.

Sooooo - for females I thought

BOOBAGE

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE

for men:

PECS AND ABS

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!

Soooo

What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?

Remember - this is just for giggles!

I'd

give myself:

BOOBAGE 15

BUM. 10

FACE. 10

LEGS. 10

BODY OVERALL. 5

PERSONALITY. 30

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 10

Over to you my lovelies!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my lovelies!

Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)

Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.

Sooooo - for females I thought

BOOBAGE

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE

for men:

PECS AND ABS

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!

Soooo

What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?

Remember - this is just for giggles!

I'd

give myself:

BOOBAGE 34

BUM. 79

FACE. 62

LEGS. 24

BODY OVERALL. 56

PERSONALITY. 82

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 63

Over to you my lovelies!

"

Can I have some of the happy pills you are on? Mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

BOOBAGE....20

BUM.......49

FACE........17

LEGS......57

BODY OVERALL......25

PERSONALITY ......50

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE......69

"
or around that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello my lovelies!

Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)

Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.

Sooooo - for females I thought

BOOBAGE

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE

for men:

PECS AND ABS

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!

Soooo

What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?

Remember - this is just for giggles!

I'd

give myself:

BOOBAGE 34

BUM. 79

FACE. 62

LEGS. 24

BODY OVERALL. 56

PERSONALITY. 82

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 63

Over to you my lovelies!

Can I have some of the happy pills you are on? Mental "

Nope! I need them all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello my lovelies!

Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)

Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.

Sooooo - for females I thought

BOOBAGE

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE

for men:

PECS AND ABS

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!

Soooo

What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?

Remember - this is just for giggles!

I'd

give myself:

BOOBAGE 15

BUM. 10

FACE. 10

LEGS. 10

BODY OVERALL. 5

PERSONALITY. 30

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 10

Over to you my lovelies!

"

You've massively undersold yourself here my dear!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

PECS AND ABS 13

BUM 69

FACE 73

LEGS 81

BODY OVERALL 58

PERSONALITY 88

FORUM CONTRIBUTIONS 100

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 76

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

PECS AND ABS... = 75

BUM. ... = 69

FACE. ... = 50

LEGS. ... = 45

BODY OVERALL... = 69

COCK. ... = 99

PERSONALITY ... = 79

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!.. on recent performance 0..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBAGE - 72

BUM - 41

FACE - 80

LEGS - 35

BODY OVERALL - 64

PERSONALITY - 85

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE - 70

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Notice we've all given ourselves better scores for personality than we have for our physical attributes?

'Tis true though - forumites DO have the best personalities on fab!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Too much maths for me to figure out at the end of the weekend. I'll just roll my 12 sided die around and see what it lands on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too much maths for me to figure out at the end of the weekend. I'll just roll my 12 sided die around and see what it lands on."

Is it a sex one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBAGE ~ 60

BUM ~ 40

FACE ~ 70

LEGS ~ 50

BODY OVERALL ~ 50

PERSONALITY ~ 30

FANNY ~ 100

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE ~ 100

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Too much maths for me to figure out at the end of the weekend. I'll just roll my 12 sided die around and see what it lands on.

Is it a sex one? "

Nope. Bona fide geeky one from my misspent role-playing days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much maths for me to figure out at the end of the weekend. I'll just roll my 12 sided die around and see what it lands on."

I thought the same thing. But my answer to the conundrum was just to give myself 100 for everything.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably would need to judge myself against other Males who post

PECS AND ABS - 60

BUM - 70

FACE - 55

LEGS - 60

BODY OVERALL - 68

PERSONALITY - 75

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!

69

I haven't a clue really

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Personality 90

Shagability 90

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh yeah

Body overall 50

Face 70

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Perfect peach.. You have met us you can give us our scores.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Hello my lovelies!

Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)

Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.

Sooooo - for females I thought

BOOBAGE

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE

for men:

PECS AND ABS

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!

Soooo

What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?

Remember - this is just for giggles!

I'd

give myself:

BOOBAGE 34

BUM. 79

FACE. 62

LEGS. 24

BODY OVERALL. 56

PERSONALITY. 82

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 63

Over to you my lovelies!

"

Boobage 25

Bum 90

Face 87

Legs 45

Body overall 59

Personality 92

Overall shag ability score, judges solely on last 2 weeks......100 xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perfect peach.. You have met us you can give us our scores. "

That's a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that card that everyone pulls out and thinks 'shit' .. a bit like pulling Dagenham & Redbridge in a footballing Top Trumps. So I'm throwing my toys out of the pram in huff and not playing.

Some scores on here are wildly out though, blimey some people are either being very coy or massively underrate themselves ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBAGE 75

BUM 34

FACE 35

LEGS 10

BODY OVERALL 30

PERSONALITY 90

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 50

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Sorry Peaches had to attach it to yours to remember all the questions, otherwise I would have been typing all night haha xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBAGE .70

BUM .A very low 39

FACE .55

LEGS. 80

BODY OVERALL .For age .63

PERSONALITY. 77

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. About 57 ish .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Peaches had to attach it to yours to remember all the questions, otherwise I would have been typing all night haha xxxx "

No worries - I had to keep scrolling up to see what the categories were -- and I came up with them!

For memory is get 5/100!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I think I would give myself 0 for memory tonight haha xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

PECS AND ABS: 65

BUM:80

FACE: a lowly 35

LEGS:80

BODY OVERALL:75

PERSONALITY:65 depends on when you catch me

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE: 69 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seems to be a lot of 69 shagging going on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perfect peach.. You have met us you can give us our scores.

That's a good idea

"

Not a chance! I've met about half the regular forumites - I'd be here all night!

I'd score all three of you pretty highly though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong

PECS AND ABS. 30

BUM. 60

FACE. 10

LEGS. 60

BODY OVERALL. 55

PERSONALITY. 60

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBAGE 60

BUM 70

FACE 85

LEGS 55

BODY OVERALL 60

PERSONALITY 60

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perfect peach.. You have met us you can give us our scores.

That's a good idea

Not a chance! I've met about half the regular forumites - I'd be here all night!

I'd score all three of you pretty highly though! "

Ok but I will do you, Not in that way so you can pull your knickers back up

BOOBAGE - 55

BUM - 80

FACE - 70

LEGS - 65

BODY OVERALL - 75

PERSONALITY - 82

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE - 85

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much maths for me to figure out at the end of the weekend. I'll just roll my 12 sided die around and see what it lands on.

Is it a sex one?

Nope. Bona fide geeky one from my misspent role-playing days. "

I loved the role playing books ,, not that role playing !

Happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong

PECS AND ABS. 30

BUM. 60

FACE. 10

LEGS. 60

BODY OVERALL. 55

PERSONALITY. 60

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60"

Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong

PECS AND ABS. 30

BUM. 60

FACE. 10

LEGS. 60

BODY OVERALL. 55

PERSONALITY. 60

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60

Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy

"

Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBAGE 75

BUM 70

FACE 80

LEGS 70

BODY OVERALL 70

PERSONALITY 80

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 70

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong

PECS AND ABS. 30

BUM. 60

FACE. 10

LEGS. 60

BODY OVERALL. 55

PERSONALITY. 60

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60

Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy

Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling "

I thought pooch could only count 1, 2, 3, 4, sausages !

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

BOOBAGE - Check! Yep got two of them.

BUM - It's reasonable.

FACE - It's alright. I've seen worse.

LEGS - They help me stand.

BODY OVERALL - Fully functioning as of today's date

PERSONALITY - Personable.

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE - I would!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Here goes and feel free to argue:

Boobage. 30

Bum. 95

Face. 45

Legs. 45

Body Overall. 50

Personality. 93

Overall Sagability. 80

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong

PECS AND ABS. 30

BUM. 60

FACE. 10

LEGS. 60

BODY OVERALL. 55

PERSONALITY. 60

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60

Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy

Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling

I thought pooch could only count 1, 2, 3, 4, sausages ! "

You forgot his phd in quantum mechanics. He kept trying to give me 3.142 ,, he does like Pi lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I'm that card that everyone pulls out and thinks 'shit' .. a bit like pulling Dagenham & Redbridge in a footballing Top Trumps. So I'm throwing my toys out of the pram in huff and not playing.

Some scores on here are wildly out though, blimey some people are either being very coy or massively underrate themselves .. "

Danberks you are way too modest, remember I've actually meet you!!!!! And believe me you have nothing to worry about xxxx

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over a year ago

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

PECS AND ABS: 65

BUM: 80

FACE: 85

LEGS: 95

BODY OVERALL: 80

PERSONALITY: 95

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE: 85

You can tell that i love myself - then again, what's not to love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PECS AND Abs 95

Bum 80

Face 60

LEGS 95

BODY OVERALL 90

PERSONALITY 75

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE! 85

I marked myself out of ten before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong

PECS AND ABS. 30

BUM. 60

FACE. 10

LEGS. 60

BODY OVERALL. 55

PERSONALITY. 60

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60

Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy

Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling

I thought pooch could only count 1, 2, 3, 4, sausages !

You forgot his phd in quantum mechanics. He kept trying to give me 3.142 ,, he does like Pi lol

"

Sausage pie

But did you know that Richard Feynman had a theory about quantum mechanics and Italian salami ?

Apparently German salami just didn't cut the mustard !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PECS AND Abs 95

Bum 80

Face 60

LEGS 95

BODY OVERALL 90

PERSONALITY 75

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE! 85

I marked myself out of ten before "

durrrrr....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBAGE - 50

BUM - 45

FACE - 50

LEGS - 40

BODY OVERALL - 40

PERSONALITY - 70

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE - 40/50

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perfect peach.. You have met us you can give us our scores.

That's a good idea

Not a chance! I've met about half the regular forumites - I'd be here all night!

I'd score all three of you pretty highly though!

Ok but I will do you, Not in that way so you can pull your knickers back up

BOOBAGE - 55

BUM - 80

FACE - 70

LEGS - 65

BODY OVERALL - 75

PERSONALITY - 82

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE - 85

"

Aw thanks lovely! I think you're being over generous there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

BOOBAGE

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE

for men:

PECS AND ABS

BUM

FACE

LEGS

BODY OVERALL

PERSONALITY

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!

Soo

Boobage. 75

Bum. 30

Face. 80

Legs. 40

Body overall 50

personality. 60

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong

PECS AND ABS. 30

BUM. 60

FACE. 10

LEGS. 60

BODY OVERALL. 55

PERSONALITY. 60

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60

Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy

Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling

I thought pooch could only count 1, 2, 3, 4, sausages !

You forgot his phd in quantum mechanics. He kept trying to give me 3.142 ,, he does like Pi lol

Sausage pie

But did you know that Richard Feynman had a theory about quantum mechanics and Italian salami ?

Apparently German salami just didn't cut the mustard ! "

Ha ha you silly sausage

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

LOL

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I did this on the last site I was on (a gay site). Categories were:

* Troll strength

* Pulling power

* Slutometer

* Special power (wild card)

* Gucci glam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBAGE 95

BUM 99

FACE 90

LEGS 75

BODY OVERALL 90

PERSONALITY 80

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 99

My meet tonight disagrees though and says 100 all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK Miss Peach - The scores from the frozen north are in:

PECS AND ABS: 65

BUM: 85

FACE: 70

LEGS: 70

BODY OVERALL: 70

PERSONALITY: 75

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE! 70.01

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I did this on the last site I was on (a gay site). Categories were:

* Troll strength

* Pulling power

* Slutometer

* Special power (wild card)

* Gucci glam

"

Playing my own game (as per), I gave myself:

* Troll strength - 78%

* Pulling power - 81%

* Slutometer - 98%

* Special power - cutting wit and inability to know when to stop 100%

* Gucci glam - 10%

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did this on the last site I was on (a gay site). Categories were:

* Troll strength

* Pulling power

* Slutometer

* Special power (wild card)

* Gucci glam

Playing my own game (as per), I gave myself:

* Troll strength - 78%

* Pulling power - 81%

* Slutometer - 98%

* Special power - cutting wit and inability to know when to stop 100%

* Gucci glam - 10%

"

I'd agree on the slutometer score!

Only from what you've divulged on the forums mind!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Playing my own game (as per), I gave myself:

* Troll strength - 78%

* Pulling power - 81%

* Slutometer - 98%

* Special power - cutting wit and inability to know when to stop 100%

* Gucci glam - 10%

I'd agree on the slutometer score!

Only from what you've divulged on the forums mind! "

Oh... there's much, much more...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Playing my own game (as per), I gave myself:

* Troll strength - 78%

* Pulling power - 81%

* Slutometer - 98%

* Special power - cutting wit and inability to know when to stop 100%

* Gucci glam - 10%

I'd agree on the slutometer score!

Only from what you've divulged on the forums mind!

Oh... there's much, much more..."

I don't doubt it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOBAGE 70

BUM 45

FACE 45

LEGS 50

BODY OVERALL 55

PERSONALITY 75

OVERALL SHAGABILITY Score 50

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"BOOBAGE 46

BUM 45

FACE 30

LEGS 70

BODY OVERALL 70

PERSONALITY 75

OVERALL SHAGABILITY Score 85"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ohhhh!

No such thing as a new idea, eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhh!

No such thing as a new idea, eh?"

Yep! You're an idea thief Joe!!

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

Sitting here, clueless... I'm dumb aren't I?? What's this all about?

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

What about us couples

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Ohhhh!

No such thing as a new idea, eh?

Yep! You're an idea thief Joe!! "

"All artists copy. Great artists steal."

~ Picasso

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere


"Ohhhh!

No such thing as a new idea, eh?

Yep! You're an idea thief Joe!!

"All artists copy. Great artists steal."

~ Picasso

"

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

BOOBAGE 35

BUM. 85

FACE. 55

LEGS. 65

BODY OVERALL. 80

PERSONALITY. 90

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 110

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over a year ago


"BOOBAGE 35

BUM. 85

FACE. 55

LEGS. 65

BODY OVERALL. 80

PERSONALITY. 90

OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 110

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know what to score myself on this...any suggestions ladies? Or gents for that matter lol?

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