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" Save them ?...... or let them die out? " If you can let them breed naturally then find it forcing them is pants. Not you specifically obviously... | |||
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" Save them ?...... or let them die out? " They are silly animals, of course, like Koalas. Trying to survive on a diet with little nutrition. But they are darned cute, Soxy, and I just know that you posted this out of mischief. So, I will vote for open hunting season for cute rugs. | |||
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"For a minute then Soxy thought you were going to complain about your mascara running " My attempts at applying mascara invariably result in failure and a mountain of used tissues.... | |||
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"Not something the UK really has a big hand in but in China it's considered an art / skill to save such an idiotic animal. They have been around quite an astonishing length of time though. The Chinese once tried to use them as war animals, like the Persians did Elephants. That didn't work out so well. " Were they Kung Fu Pandas? | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... " Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. | |||
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" Save them ?...... or let them die out? " Stupid things cant even fuck......deserve a black eye..or a white one | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell." Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, | |||
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"Grizzlys and polar bears fuck, to produce grolars or pizzlys, depending on which species the father is. I'm sure another bear species would be up to the task of boning a female panda, if the males aren't interested. At least species would be saved in part, even if it means yogi has to back scuttle her while she has her nose in a bowl of bamboo " Would that make a Grizanda or Panzzly? | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, " You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? | |||
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"Grizzlys and polar bears fuck, to produce grolars or pizzlys, depending on which species the father is. I'm sure another bear species would be up to the task of boning a female panda, if the males aren't interested. At least species would be saved in part, even if it means yogi has to back scuttle her while she has her nose in a bowl of bamboo Would that make a Grizanda or Panzzly? " They sound like garden flowers, maybe that would encourage titchmarsh to spearhead a campaign | |||
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"Police stopped driving pandas round here years ago" Did those pesky Panda rustlers steal them all.... | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? " I'm not sure if they can be trained.... But I do think if we could breed Mini Pandas there would be no excuse for keeping the giant ones... | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? I'm not sure if they can be trained.... But I do think if we could breed Mini Pandas there would be no excuse for keeping the giant ones... " Red panda is a mini version. Perhaps they could cross breed, although the attenborough documentary may come across as an ursine bridgette the midget film | |||
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"Grizzlys and polar bears fuck, to produce grolars or pizzlys, depending on which species the father is. I'm sure another bear species would be up to the task of boning a female panda, if the males aren't interested. At least species would be saved in part, even if it means yogi has to back scuttle her while she has her nose in a bowl of bamboo Would that make a Grizanda or Panzzly? They sound like garden flowers, maybe that would encourage titchmarsh to spearhead a campaign" Eh!..... you want Alan Titchmarsh to spear pandas..... OMG but he's such a placid sort of bloke...... I can't see him prodding pandas with a sharp stick ...... The mans got an MBE from the Queen... | |||
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"Police stopped driving pandas round here years ago Did those pesky Panda rustlers steal them all.... " Traded in for jam sandwiches feeling hungry now I've said that C... | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? I'm not sure if they can be trained.... But I do think if we could breed Mini Pandas there would be no excuse for keeping the giant ones... Red panda is a mini version. Perhaps they could cross breed, although the attenborough documentary may come across as an ursine bridgette the midget film " Would they be Black, white and Red .... or just a mucky shade of brownie-grey .... | |||
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"Police stopped driving pandas round here years ago Did those pesky Panda rustlers steal them all.... Traded in for jam sandwiches feeling hungry now I've said that C..." I'd offer you a panda burger but I'm all out of bread-buns... | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? I'm not sure if they can be trained.... But I do think if we could breed Mini Pandas there would be no excuse for keeping the giant ones... Red panda is a mini version. Perhaps they could cross breed, although the attenborough documentary may come across as an ursine bridgette the midget film Would they be Black, white and Red .... or just a mucky shade of brownie-grey .... " They could be the new punchline to a cracker joke, what's black, white and red all over | |||
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"Grizzlys and polar bears fuck, to produce grolars or pizzlys, depending on which species the father is. I'm sure another bear species would be up to the task of boning a female panda, if the males aren't interested. At least species would be saved in part, even if it means yogi has to back scuttle her while she has her nose in a bowl of bamboo Would that make a Grizanda or Panzzly? They sound like garden flowers, maybe that would encourage titchmarsh to spearhead a campaign Eh!..... you want Alan Titchmarsh to spear pandas..... OMG but he's such a placid sort of bloke...... I can't see him prodding pandas with a sharp stick ...... The mans got an MBE from the Queen... " There is, of course, an underground rumour that Mr Titchmarsh prodded the queen. I would dismiss it as bad grace. And because I really don't want to think about it. Nevertheless, I am sure if he was nurturing a bamboo tree or two, he would not be averse to prodding a few of those cute panda vandals. | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? I'm not sure if they can be trained.... But I do think if we could breed Mini Pandas there would be no excuse for keeping the giant ones... Red panda is a mini version. Perhaps they could cross breed, although the attenborough documentary may come across as an ursine bridgette the midget film Would they be Black, white and Red .... or just a mucky shade of brownie-grey .... They could be the new punchline to a cracker joke, what's black, white and red all over" But won't that cause arguments around dinner table on Christmas day...... | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? I'm not sure if they can be trained.... But I do think if we could breed Mini Pandas there would be no excuse for keeping the giant ones... Red panda is a mini version. Perhaps they could cross breed, although the attenborough documentary may come across as an ursine bridgette the midget film Would they be Black, white and Red .... or just a mucky shade of brownie-grey .... They could be the new punchline to a cracker joke, what's black, white and red all over But won't that cause arguments around dinner table on Christmas day...... " Seriously, I am not visiting you for Christmas dinner. | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? I'm not sure if they can be trained.... But I do think if we could breed Mini Pandas there would be no excuse for keeping the giant ones... Red panda is a mini version. Perhaps they could cross breed, although the attenborough documentary may come across as an ursine bridgette the midget film Would they be Black, white and Red .... or just a mucky shade of brownie-grey .... They could be the new punchline to a cracker joke, what's black, white and red all over But won't that cause arguments around dinner table on Christmas day...... " Only for traditionalists | |||
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" Save them ?...... or let them die out? " Pointless creatures. Can't even be bothered to fuck | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? I'm not sure if they can be trained.... But I do think if we could breed Mini Pandas there would be no excuse for keeping the giant ones... Red panda is a mini version. Perhaps they could cross breed, although the attenborough documentary may come across as an ursine bridgette the midget film Would they be Black, white and Red .... or just a mucky shade of brownie-grey .... They could be the new punchline to a cracker joke, what's black, white and red all over But won't that cause arguments around dinner table on Christmas day...... Seriously, I am not visiting you for Christmas dinner." Are you sure....! we're having stuffed Panda and Brussels-sprouts with all the trimmings... | |||
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"Police stopped driving pandas round here years ago Did those pesky Panda rustlers steal them all.... Traded in for jam sandwiches feeling hungry now I've said that C... I'd offer you a panda burger but I'm all out of bread-buns... " Ciabatta or pitta will do. No Brioche, I am a straight male with a reputation to keep | |||
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" Save them ?...... or let them die out? Pointless creatures. Can't even be bothered to fuck" They sound like swingers | |||
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"But what if we could breed them as a food source ... I mean they are quite plump so they would be quite easy to harvest and would provide an ample amount of meet and the pelts could be used for making up-market onesies..... Panda meat never caught on. Tough as shoes and tastes of bamboo. And those pelts really smell. Ok fair points.... But what about Panda poo..... there's bound to be something useful that can be done with that,,, You really are scraping the bottom now. Really, apart from looking cute and destroying bamboo (which, ecologically, is probably a threat to s or some strange flora), pandas don't really serve any purpose. I would class them in the same category as humans, really, only perhaps a little less destructive and much cuter. So, for now, I will declare closed season on pandas and open season on humans. Can you train pandas to use a rifle or is it not in their nature? I'm not sure if they can be trained.... But I do think if we could breed Mini Pandas there would be no excuse for keeping the giant ones... Red panda is a mini version. Perhaps they could cross breed, although the attenborough documentary may come across as an ursine bridgette the midget film Would they be Black, white and Red .... or just a mucky shade of brownie-grey .... They could be the new punchline to a cracker joke, what's black, white and red all over But won't that cause arguments around dinner table on Christmas day...... Only for traditionalists " Damn them traditionalist... they're so reluctant to engage in same sex activity...... sometime you even have to tie them up to do it,,,, | |||
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"Police stopped driving pandas round here years ago Did those pesky Panda rustlers steal them all.... Traded in for jam sandwiches feeling hungry now I've said that C... I'd offer you a panda burger but I'm all out of bread-buns... Ciabatta or pitta will do. No Brioche, I am a straight male with a reputation to keep " So I can't tempt you to sample my fondant fancy eh!....... I'd decorated it specially for you... ..... sheeesh what a waste... | |||
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"Police stopped driving pandas round here years ago Did those pesky Panda rustlers steal them all.... Traded in for jam sandwiches feeling hungry now I've said that C... I'd offer you a panda burger but I'm all out of bread-buns... Ciabatta or pitta will do. No Brioche, I am a straight male with a reputation to keep So I can't tempt you to sample my fondant fancy eh!....... I'd decorated it specially for you... ..... sheeesh what a waste... " Only if the fondant fancy includes panda brain. Yum. | |||
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"Police stopped driving pandas round here years ago Did those pesky Panda rustlers steal them all.... Traded in for jam sandwiches feeling hungry now I've said that C... I'd offer you a panda burger but I'm all out of bread-buns... Ciabatta or pitta will do. No Brioche, I am a straight male with a reputation to keep So I can't tempt you to sample my fondant fancy eh!....... I'd decorated it specially for you... ..... sheeesh what a waste... Only if the fondant fancy includes panda brain. Yum." Panda brain is the wrong constancy,,, it makes the sponge go all soggy... Tuh I thought everyone knew that,,, | |||
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"Police stopped driving pandas round here years ago Did those pesky Panda rustlers steal them all.... Traded in for jam sandwiches feeling hungry now I've said that C... I'd offer you a panda burger but I'm all out of bread-buns... Ciabatta or pitta will do. No Brioche, I am a straight male with a reputation to keep So I can't tempt you to sample my fondant fancy eh!....... I'd decorated it specially for you... ..... sheeesh what a waste... Only if the fondant fancy includes panda brain. Yum. Panda brain is the wrong constancy,,, it makes the sponge go all soggy... Tuh I thought everyone knew that,,, " Oh, soxy, so worldly wise, yet so unknowing Just lightly steamed, a delight. Don't overcook, as it gets gristly. Follow the traditional Chinese recipe. | |||
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" Save them ?...... or let them die out? They are silly animals, of course, like Koalas. Trying to survive on a diet with little nutrition. " By that token, we could cull 80% of women every January | |||
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"Police stopped driving pandas round here years ago Did those pesky Panda rustlers steal them all.... Traded in for jam sandwiches feeling hungry now I've said that C... I'd offer you a panda burger but I'm all out of bread-buns... Ciabatta or pitta will do. No Brioche, I am a straight male with a reputation to keep So I can't tempt you to sample my fondant fancy eh!....... I'd decorated it specially for you... ..... sheeesh what a waste... Only if the fondant fancy includes panda brain. Yum. Panda brain is the wrong constancy,,, it makes the sponge go all soggy... Tuh I thought everyone knew that,,, Oh, soxy, so worldly wise, yet so unknowing Just lightly steamed, a delight. Don't overcook, as it gets gristly. Follow the traditional Chinese recipe." Ohhhh sounds good I'll give that a try,,,,, just need to catch a fresh one......... I know there's one lurking somewhere in the back yard.. but they are such masters of camouflage..... | |||
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" Save them ?...... or let them die out? They are silly animals, of course, like Koalas. Trying to survive on a diet with little nutrition. By that token, we could cull 80% of women every January " Yikes BUSSY.... you're brave,,,,, | |||
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"Pandas are seriously over exposed..... " No, no, no. Not this one again. I have gone as far as I ever wish to go with Pandas. I hope you have recovered from your Christmas dinner, Soxy. Time to start an NHS thread? | |||
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"Pandas are seriously over exposed..... No, no, no. Not this one again. I have gone as far as I ever wish to go with Pandas. I hope you have recovered from your Christmas dinner, Soxy. Time to start an NHS thread?" Took 4 of us to pull the wishbone... but on the plus side we all got a drumstick | |||
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"Pandas are seriously over exposed..... No, no, no. Not this one again. I have gone as far as I ever wish to go with Pandas. I hope you have recovered from your Christmas dinner, Soxy. Time to start an NHS thread? Took 4 of us to pull the wishbone... but on the plus side we all got a drumstick " You're a troubled individual and very lucky that it was not one of those famed Kung Fu Pandas ... It could have been your wishbone. | |||
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"Pandas are seriously over exposed..... No, no, no. Not this one again. I have gone as far as I ever wish to go with Pandas. I hope you have recovered from your Christmas dinner, Soxy. Time to start an NHS thread? Took 4 of us to pull the wishbone... but on the plus side we all got a drumstick You're a troubled individual and very lucky that it was not one of those famed Kung Fu Pandas ... It could have been your wishbone." The new fireside rug looks fab though,,,, | |||
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