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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A nun, badly needing to use the toilet, walked into a local pub..

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the toilet?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the pub. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the toilet?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on the statue, the lights go out.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Will be interesting to see how well this joke is received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Love it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nun, badly needing to use the toilet, walked into a local pub..

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the toilet?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the pub. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the toilet?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on the statue, the lights go out."

Someone been on rude over 20's jokes on Facebook then?

Just seen the exact joke on there! Still funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two nuns are riding to a pub on a tandem bike when they turn onto a cobble street. The nun on the back asks the first,

'Do you normally come this way?'

The first nun replies;

'No, I normally use my fingers!'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How do you get 3 nuns on a stool?

Turn it upside down.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Will be interesting to see how well this joke is received

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I'm sure most fabbers will understand it .........eventually

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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Two nuns in the bath one asks "where's the soap ? "

The other with a big smile on her face replays "it does doesent it " mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last words in a Convent every day ?

"Candles out"

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