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"A recent post demonstrated my ignorance of s few swinging terms. Therefore to avoid any further confusion within the swinging community I have prepared the following, carefully researched and cross checked glossary of terms for you all: Yummy Mummy = posh MILF Gorgeous Granny = posh GILF eeewwwww = GGILF, posh or otherwise BBW = Big Busted Wench SSBBW = Big Busted Wench with a Nazi uniform fetish Toys = Harry Potters magic wand or the Duracell Rabbit Bi-sexual male = greedy bugger Bi-curious male = would like to be a greedy bugger Dominatrix = bossy female computer geek Professional = white collar swinger Down to Earth = blue collar swinger Attractive = my Mum says I'm pretty Meet for a coffee = are you and axe murderer? Dominant male sought = lazy bitch I hope a clear understanding of these terms will enhance all our swinging lifestyles. " Thank you for that it helps a lot, nice bum too, brightened up my morning. Mina xx | |||
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"so im a down to earth bbw yummy mummy lol " But do you 'clique' when put in a sock?  | |||
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"so im a down to earth bbw yummy mummy lol But do you 'clique' when put in a sock? "huh? ive never been put in a sock - you completely lost me on that one.. its too early for my brain to function | |||
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"so im a down to earth bbw yummy mummy lol But do you 'clique' when put in a sock?
huh? ive never been put in a sock - you completely lost me on that one.. its too early for my brain to function"
I was referring to the infamous forum clique and my definition of them.
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" ...shhh! They are watching! "Who?.....the socks! | |||
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" ...shhh! They are watching!
Who?.....the socks!"Yeeesssss! Look out!!! | |||
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" ...shhh! They are watching!
Who?.....the socks!
Yeeesssss! Look out!!! "I hope they're not wank socks | |||
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" ...shhh! They are watching!
Who?.....the socks!
Yeeesssss! Look out!!!
I hope they're not wank socks "Lurking under the bed waiting to splat your foot when you least expect it!! Attack of the crusty wank mops!!!!! | |||
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" ...shhh! They are watching!
Who?.....the socks!
Yeeesssss! Look out!!!
I hope they're not wank socks "I hope there not pink socks..
Katie.x | |||
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"Oi smartarse...hmmmm... Sigh...distracted by that bum, I had a point to make - it'll come back to me... "Run Invictus! Sassy is making a point and I can guess just where that point is going to end up  | |||
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"Oi smartarse...hmmmm... Sigh...distracted by that bum, I had a point to make - it'll come back to me...
Run Invictus! Sassy is making a point and I can guess just where that point is going to end up "
*runs for the hills*
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"Oi smartarse...hmmmm... Sigh...distracted by that bum, I had a point to make - it'll come back to me...
Run Invictus! Sassy is making a point and I can guess just where that point is going to end up "Well thanks a bunch Honey!!!  I was trying to sneak up on him...lube ready and everything! Sheesh, some people!  | |||
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*thanks god shes a woman and not a sub male or else that point could have been coming this way* | |||
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" ...shhh! They are watching!
Who?.....the socks!
Yeeesssss! Look out!!!
I hope they're not wank socks
I hope there not pink socks..
Katie.x"What kind of saddo would wear pink socks!! Geeesh, some people!
*runs and hides again in case Sassy is still around* | |||
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FFM = Holy Grail
MMF = it'll do until I find the Holy Grail
MMMMMF = ball gags too tight
single male = married
can't accommodate = definitely married
Sky remote = universally accepted method of measuring cocks
cock pic = married
send face pic = we hate ping pong messages
forumite = a brand of yeast spread with cliques in
single bi-fem = rocking horse shit
NSA = American TV program about a special naval police squad
straight = bi
bi = gay
bi-curious = nearly gay
you're point is? = !!!FLAME WAR!!!
OP = sorry, I forgot your name
PM = one click away from delete
look at me thread = single male
verification = I have at least two profiles | |||
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"im an attractive yummy mummy woooo lol" Want to meet for a coffee? | |||
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"im an attractive yummy mummy woooo lol Want to meet for a coffee? "just coffee pffffttttt | |||
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"im an attractive yummy mummy woooo lol Want to meet for a coffee?
just coffee pffffttttt"I need to make sure your not an axe murderer first... that would be a conflict of interests.  | |||
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"im an attractive yummy mummy woooo lol Want to meet for a coffee?
just coffee pffffttttt
I need to make sure your not an axe murderer first... that would be a conflict of interests. "i pefer to strangle my victims | |||
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"couple where female is never avalable to talk on the phone/cam = single male with invisable swinging GF/partner. "Otherwise know as a turkey puller. | |||
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"couple where female is never avalable to talk on the phone/cam = single male with invisable swinging GF/partner.
Otherwise know as a turkey puller. "
swing phone= cheap mobile with a set of free sim cards,,, to baffle the turkey pullers..  | |||
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"Yummy Mummy = posh MILF BBW = Big Busted Wench Dominatrix = bossy female computer geek mmmmmm got 3 right
"Cor! You meet all my requirements, will you marry me? | |||
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