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By *limBobStretchedPants OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Please read!!!!!

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .

why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .

and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Sorry folks I laughed so inappropriate hard at this I had to share it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not funny"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could not even muster a chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little.. No alot.. Insensitive.

Considering how hard some people have had to fight to be accepted as the real them

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Haha

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry

Wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had such promise as well !

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

You seriously could not have picked a worse website to post that on. The structure of the joke is funny, but pretty insensitive.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I laughed

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

Oh your gonna get it for that one OP

Hopefully your not too late to delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your post is wrong as a cheap chuckle

Have a word with yourself OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I laughed"

You would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops!

I don't think the OP thought about his audience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a twat would be offended. Not very funny though.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I laughed

You would "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I prefer the fanny fart joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended."

funny thing is, most don't find it funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was posted on Facebook yesterday, and said poster got a grilling for it.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Please read!!!!!

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .

why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .

and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Sorry folks I laughed so inappropriate hard at this I had to share it. "

Is there a similar joke about little men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

Get a grip you lot, it's a joke not an act of terrorism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed until I read the last 2 lines

Nothing funny about suicide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended.

funny thing is, most don't find it funny"

But I wonder how many of the ones who don't find it funny are having a secret snigger behind their hand ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was hilarious? I don't think the op intended to upset anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended.

funny thing is, most don't find it funny

But I wonder how many of the ones who don't find it funny are having a secret snigger behind their hand ?

"

I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was hilarious? I don't think the op intended to upset anyone! "

I'm sure he did,nt,,but its just not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended.

funny thing is, most don't find it funny

But I wonder how many of the ones who don't find it funny are having a secret snigger behind their hand ?

I doubt it"

Which of course is your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended.

funny thing is, most don't find it funny

But I wonder how many of the ones who don't find it funny are having a secret snigger behind their hand ?

I doubt it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you here bout the guy that wanted a sex change?

he could'nt afford it so jumped off a cliff and landed with a FUD!

(fud) Scottish word for fanny just incase ya don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i laughed long and hard

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By *oretta DelamonteTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Haha "
Brain dead post

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By *oretta DelamonteTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I laughed"
You would

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I laughedYou would"

No idea who you are, but I did.

All the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/16 21:03:07]

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I laughedYou would

No idea who you are, but I did.

All the best"

I laughed just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sex site where they do majority things most of the general public would be disgusted at, have a tissy fit over a joke incase it offends anyone? but yet quite happy to plaster nobs, tits and bukkaka's all over their profiles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's being doing the rounds a long long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laughedYou would

No idea who you are, but I did.

All the best"

You have a certain style View

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I laughedYou would

No idea who you are, but I did.

All the best

You have a certain style View "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oopsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sex site where they do majority things most of the general public would be disgusted at, have a tissy fit over a joke incase it offends anyone? but yet quite happy to plaster nobs, tits and bukkaka's all over their profiles..."

Oh god don't say it's a sex site!!! You'll have all the sensitive little darlings up in arm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes often offend people. It is what it is.

Tosh from the TV show Tosh.O (dunno if they have it in the UK?) got shit for a rape joke once. A lot of shit. He is still a wildly successful comedian.

It's in the nature of some comedy to be offensive. Are people suprised by this in 2016?

-Courtney

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not keen on copy and pasted net jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sex site where they do majority things most of the general public would be disgusted at, have a tissy fit over a joke incase it offends anyone? but yet quite happy to plaster nobs, tits and bukkaka's all over their profiles...

Oh god don't say it's a sex site!!! You'll have all the sensitive little darlings up in arm! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the way ya tell 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not keen on copy and pasted net jokes. "

Me neither,I prefer live stand up.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I laughedYou would

No idea who you are, but I did.

All the best

I laughed just now "

When I made a joke about fat women and another one about little guys, I got a time-out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am surprised that so many sympathise with the biker.

The TV guy was obviously very convincing as a woman as the biker was totally fooled. The biker's violent actions suggest he cannot cope with the "embarrassment" of kissing a man who looks like a real woman.

I saw the joke was on the biker although it is sad the TV guy could not reconcile with his parents his sexuality.

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Funny how the same joke was posted a few weeks ago on here all be it worded slightly different and it got NO negative comments.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I laughed.

I laughed loud.

But then I interpreted it as a dig at the homophobe.

The joke isn't anti anything.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Funny how the same joke was posted a few weeks ago on here all be it worded slightly different and it got NO negative comments."

Well ...... just like people used to be scared to say anything that can be misinterpreted as racist.... they are now scared to say ANYTHING about trans people ....

I will speak out about posts or jokes that are derogatory about women BUT not about jokes with women in them.

Subtle difference.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I laughedYou would

No idea who you are, but I did.

All the best

I laughed just now

When I made a joke about fat women and another one about little guys, I got a time-out "

Quite right !

Love from LadyLardArse. xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Funny how the same joke was posted a few weeks ago on here all be it worded slightly different and it got NO negative comments."

Often it is who posts it, if they are a well known forumite. The initial responses can take it a certain way and then, if it is cool to be collectively outraged.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I laughed.

I laughed loud.

But then I interpreted it as a dig at the homophobe.

The joke isn't anti anything..... "

It dehumanises suicide for transgender people and at the same time, encourages murder of transgender get people

Would be similar if there was a joke about fat people which ends with, "they do have some use as one feed them to more lions per day than a normal person"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, not the funniest joke I admit but! FFS people where has all this "offence" come from - it's a satirical joke about a 'so say' masculine biker being duped by a man in a dress! That's all it is a joke!

You know I find it's always best if you're able to laugh at yourselves! And for a tolerant community there's a lot of intolerance to a simple joke on here!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There are many jokes about suicide, even in cartoons....

No one would laugh at a real suicide.

If it's dehumanising to tell suicide jokes then it follows that it's dehumanising for all humans regardless of their sexuality.

People are railing without reason.

I still can't see it as an anti trans joke because I see the joke as falling plainly on the homophobe.. no one else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read it the other day on FB..I laughed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as fuck, better than some of the depressing shite that some people post on here just to get a little sympathy or attention.

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By *andp01Couple
over a year ago

here n there


"Please read!!!!!

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .

why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .

and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Sorry folks I laughed so inappropriate hard at this I had to share it. "

HILARIOUS

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Is that the best effort you could make op! Trans people already have significantly higher suicide rates than the general population, as well as transphobic violence against them.

Yuck!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Right, because the hundreds of trans people who commit suicide or are beaten to death every year is just HILARIOUS!!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"There are many jokes about suicide, even in cartoons....

No one would laugh at a real suicide.

If it's dehumanising to tell suicide jokes then it follows that it's dehumanising for all humans regardless of their sexuality.

People are railing without reason.

I still can't see it as an anti trans joke because I see the joke as falling plainly on the homophobe.. no one else. "

Pushing the TV to his death because the biker was fooled gives the impression that the TV got what he bargained for

Just like, fat people made to put on bikes to generate electricity to power the NHS wards where other fat people end up because they can't stop eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny how the same joke was posted a few weeks ago on here all be it worded slightly different and it got NO negative comments.

Often it is who posts it, if they are a well known forumite. The initial responses can take it a certain way and then, if it is cool to be collectively outraged. "

this applies to the majority of threads imo.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I see the joke as falling plainly on the homophobe.. no one else. "

... What's the "joke"? That he got "fooled" into kissing a trans person? Again, that is implying that kissing a trans woman is somehow shameful, that a trans woman is "not really" a woman.

That is literally the definition of transphobia.

There is no "joke" that is on the biker here. Nothing bad has befallen him. The entirety of the laugh is based on transphobia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny as fuck, better than some of the depressing shite that some people post on here just to get a little sympathy or attention. "

I sniggered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT'S NOT A TRUE STORY!!

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wildly offensive post.

Glad those who laughed think the implied murder or suicide of a trans person is such a fucking hoot. What swell humans you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IT'S NOT A TRUE STORY!!

"

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"IT'S NOT A TRUE STORY!!

"

Thank fuck you said that, cos I think we all thought it was a news piece from the BBC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just thought the entire story was so far fetched . Way to long and the outcome utter crap . . . .

Stand up is deffo not the op's strong point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes often offend people. It is what it is.

Tosh from the TV show Tosh.O (dunno if they have it in the UK?) got shit for a rape joke once. A lot of shit. He is still a wildly successful comedian.

It's in the nature of some comedy to be offensive. Are people suprised by this in 2016?

-Courtney "

One well known comedian I've seen doing stand up has material that would be considered by some people to be majorly offensive. The reaction of the audience? It is a mixture of out loud belly laughter, stifled giggles, shock & squirming in their chairs.

not too sure what point I'm trying to make but thought it was valid in this context!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Wildly offensive post.

Glad those who laughed think the implied murder or suicide of a trans person is such a fucking hoot. What swell humans you are."

You are offended, I am not. I haven't said anything negative about you, I respect that you are entitled to your opinion. So am I.

All the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I think of my books, I touch my shelf.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You don't have to be explicitly offensive to me for me to think you're a problematic person. Laughing at jokes like this perpetuates systemic and societal transphobia.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Jokes often offend people. It is what it is.

Tosh from the TV show Tosh.O (dunno if they have it in the UK?) got shit for a rape joke once. A lot of shit. He is still a wildly successful comedian.

It's in the nature of some comedy to be offensive. Are people suprised by this in 2016?

-Courtney

One well known comedian I've seen doing stand up has material that would be considered by some people to be majorly offensive. The reaction of the audience? It is a mixture of out loud belly laughter, stifled giggles, shock & squirming in their chairs.

not too sure what point I'm trying to make but thought it was valid in this context!"

Does he also do jokes about Jewish people and the gas chambers? Or about Black people in Southern US and the KKK?

Those too will get some stifled giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes of what ever nature are suppose to be funny . Im a live and let live type person . If a man wants to dress as a women so fuk . Let him . If a woman wants to lick another woman to bits so fuk let her . This thread aint no joke at all . Anyone that can laugh at such utter crap has the tiniest mind going and is easy pleased if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I think of my books, I touch my shelf.

"

So offensive to Kindles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I think of my books, I touch my shelf.

So offensive to Kindles! "

I can't apologise enough.

I'll never have a kindle.

I prefer the smell of a book.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"When I think of my books, I touch my shelf.

So offensive to Kindles!

I can't apologise enough.

I'll never have a kindle.

I prefer the smell of a book.

"

Pervert.

;)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

"

? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It annoys me how the Hells Angels are portrayed in such a negative way. All though a friend of mine (male) was at the bulldog bash with his long blond hair. When he heard an "alright darling" behind him and a hand on his ass. When he turned around, the Angel realised his mistake and promptly broke my mates nose!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

"

Was she also Black, obese and a single-parent? If so, then yes

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing "

ok then..

2 snow people standing in a field..

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing

ok then..

2 snow people standing in a field.."

Wrong kind of snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone come pick me up off the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I think of my books, I touch my shelf.

So offensive to Kindles!

I can't apologise enough.

I'll never have a kindle.

I prefer the smell of a book.

Pervert.

;)"

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

I laughed.

thanx op i need a good joke this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone come pick me up off the floor "

I can lie on you. Will that do?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing

ok then..

2 snow people standing in a field..

Wrong kind of snow"

the snow is good, not yellow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone come pick me up off the floor

I can lie on you. Will that do? "

it is cold . I guess it will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone come pick me up off the floor

I can lie on you. Will that do?

it is cold . I guess it will "

I'm unwell so I'm hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing

ok then..

2 snow people standing in a field..

Wrong kind of snow

the snow is good, not yellow.."

its a good idea to stay clear of yellow snow

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing

ok then..

2 snow people standing in a field..

Wrong kind of snow

the snow is good, not yellow.."

Racist snow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone come pick me up off the floor

I can lie on you. Will that do?

it is cold . I guess it will

I'm unwell so I'm hot. "

snows comin be quick

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing

ok then..

2 snow people standing in a field..

Wrong kind of snow

the snow is good, not yellow..

Racist snow? "

disclaimer, all colours of snow are acceptable and equally cool in their snow structure erecting qualities..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Someone come pick me up off the floor

I can lie on you. Will that do?

it is cold . I guess it will

I'm unwell so I'm hot.

snows comin be quick "

snow ejaculation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there won't be snow in africa this Christmas time...

Another left wing lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone come pick me up off the floor

I can lie on you. Will that do?

it is cold . I guess it will

I'm unwell so I'm hot.

snows comin be quick "

Just roll me over...I'm happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..?

? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing

ok then..

2 snow people standing in a field..

Wrong kind of snow

the snow is good, not yellow..

Racist snow? "

pissed on snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was funny when I got as far as "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." which would have been a far more appropriate punchline than "It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed." which doesn't actually add to the joke and turns the punchline in to something far darker and not at all funny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Makes no odds anyway.. Many posters believe she was pushed.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I laughed.

I laughed loud.

But then I interpreted it as a dig at the homophobe.

The joke isn't anti anything..... "

I also see it as anti homophobe ?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Funny how the same joke was posted a few weeks ago on here all be it worded slightly different and it got NO negative comments.

Often it is who posts it, if they are a well known forumite. The initial responses can take it a certain way and then, if it is cool to be collectively outraged. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was funny when I got as far as "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." which would have been a far more appropriate punchline than "It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed." which doesn't actually add to the joke and turns the punchline in to something far darker and not at all funny"

This xx

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I thought it was funny when I got as far as "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." which would have been a far more appropriate punchline than "It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed." which doesn't actually add to the joke and turns the punchline in to something far darker and not at all funny

This xx"

Then again some jokes can be used as a social comment

I took the final line , not to be so much of a joke more a direct comment on the very real, existent ignorant over reaction too many men in the world would exhibit ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Blimey, is this one still running?

It's a bit like a long discussion on whether 'Til Death Do Us Part' was racist

OP: Dare you to say Rebecca Addington looks like a spoon

Mr ddc

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am surprised we haven't got the usual 'new names for the block list' comment

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I laughed.

I laughed loud.

But then I interpreted it as a dig at the homophobe.

The joke isn't anti anything.....

I also see it as anti homophobe ?"

I don't see how? Its TRANSPHOBIC not homophobic, and there is NO WAY it could be anti anything. If the HA had jumped, it would still be transphobic as the percieved fear and ridicule would have led to HIS jumping.

It is a really really destructive 'joke' - things like this actually happen.

And I know this is 'du jour' however, it just smacks of a) transphobia and b) privilege

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I laughed.

I laughed loud.

But then I interpreted it as a dig at the homophobe.

The joke isn't anti anything.....

I also see it as anti homophobe ?"

How?! Maybe you can answer my post that wasn't answered previously:

... What's the "joke"? That he got "fooled" into kissing a trans person? Again, that is implying that kissing a trans woman is somehow shameful, that a trans woman is "not really" a woman.

That is literally the definition of transphobia.

There is no "joke" that is on the biker here. Nothing bad has befallen him. No one is laughing at the biker.

The entirety of the laugh is based on transphobia.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

Did not laugh.

How did the cheese maker decorate his wife?

He double glossed her!

Now that's a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm outraged.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

The funniest thing is one side trying to convince the other side they should feel the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are pirates called pirates?

Cause they just arrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes often offend people. It is what it is.

Tosh from the TV show Tosh.O (dunno if they have it in the UK?) got shit for a rape joke once. A lot of shit. He is still a wildly successful comedian.

It's in the nature of some comedy to be offensive. Are people suprised by this in 2016?

-Courtney

One well known comedian I've seen doing stand up has material that would be considered by some people to be majorly offensive. The reaction of the audience? It is a mixture of out loud belly laughter, stifled giggles, shock & squirming in their chairs.

not too sure what point I'm trying to make but thought it was valid in this context!

Does he also do jokes about Jewish people and the gas chambers? Or about Black people in Southern US and the KKK?

Those too will get some stifled giggles"

The comedian I was talking about does, yes. His comedy is based almost entirely on being offensive. And I watch his show regularly. Humor is often contextual. Try watching Tosh.O sometime and see what you think.

-Courtney

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Jokes often offend people. It is what it is.

Tosh from the TV show Tosh.O (dunno if they have it in the UK?) got shit for a rape joke once. A lot of shit. He is still a wildly successful comedian.

It's in the nature of some comedy to be offensive. Are people suprised by this in 2016?

-Courtney

One well known comedian I've seen doing stand up has material that would be considered by some people to be majorly offensive. The reaction of the audience? It is a mixture of out loud belly laughter, stifled giggles, shock & squirming in their chairs.

not too sure what point I'm trying to make but thought it was valid in this context!

Does he also do jokes about Jewish people and the gas chambers? Or about Black people in Southern US and the KKK?

Those too will get some stifled giggles

The comedian I was talking about does, yes. His comedy is based almost entirely on being offensive. And I watch his show regularly. Humor is often contextual. Try watching Tosh.O sometime and see what you think.

-Courtney "

He might make fun of the Jewish people based on one or the other characteristic but I bet the joke doesn't go along the lines of, "them being thrifty, they would be the first ones to applaud at the efficiency of the gas chambers"

I will watch this person on the internet sometime but if this is what he and his audience consider humorous, then it is a rather sad day

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There was a thread recently about what one finds attractive in a person. As expected 'Sense of humour' came top.

Well it's about time some of you miserable lot found one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a thread recently about what one finds attractive in a person. As expected 'Sense of humour' came top.

Well it's about time some of you miserable lot found one.

"

an attractive person or a sense of humour ?

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"There was a thread recently about what one finds attractive in a person. As expected 'Sense of humour' came top.

Well it's about time some of you miserable lot found one.

an attractive person or a sense of humour ?"

A very good point well and succinctly made lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The joke was funny until the second last line. It made me laugh. The last line did not make it funnier. It only made it frightening. What is even more frightening are the people who feel that the transperson committing suicide or that the biker killing the transperson is funny.

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Has there been a sudden rash of social workers joining this site?

FFS lighten up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 16/01/16 17:01:15]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Beg pardon. Thought someone was asking me sommat but it turns out they weren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chubby brown jokes are out of the question then ?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Chubby brown jokes are out of the question then ?"

No; unless the punch line is to kick ten shades of s*it out of them or to slit their throats

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

privilege...or

You must be lucky. I have had death threats and been attacked in the street just for being trans. And I "pass"

Trans murder and suicide is not a joking a matter.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

A guy is pumping away hard and 'mid-stroke' he notices a framed photograph of a man on her beside table. He stops scared and says to her, "you didn't tell me that you were married"

She: "I am not"

He: "So is that your boyfriend?"

She: "I don't have a boyfriend"

He: "Brother?"

She: "No, I only have a sister"

He: "That can't be your son; you are too young to have a son that old. Who is he?"

She: "That is me, ofcourse, silly; before the op"

One can make jokes about transgender people. But just as one doesn't have to kill the fat lady as a punchline, neither does one need to do with transgender jokes

PS. Loads more on the Internet

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I laughed, soz n all that

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