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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A mantis shrimp can swing its claw so fast it boils the water around it and creates a flash of light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating."

Jaysus some neck on him for doin that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.

Jaysus some neck on him for doin that"

Oh dear this thread is doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.

Jaysus some neck on him for doin that

Oh dear this thread is doomed"

Ok OK, this is my go to fact, wd40 was never patented, why you ask,so that they never had to reveal the ingredients!!!mind blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ducks qwack doesn't echo and nobody knows why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A ducks qwack doesn't echo and nobody knows why "

I do, but I can't tell ya, if they find out I did I'd be ducked, they're quackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pigs smell their own muck first x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Horses can't vomit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The female praying mantis sometimes consumes the male during intercourse; - typical women, never satisfied!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince Charles is avid collector of toilet seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kittens from the same litter can have different dads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horses can't vomit! "

Neither can rats apparently or burp!. Eat poison can't throw it up dead rat !! Learnt that on some sky channel miles from anywhere. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A ducks qwack doesn't echo and nobody knows why "

Not true its just a myth

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red."

and hippo milk is pink!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

James Joyce made up one 101-letter word in his novel Finnegans Wake: Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk.

Appearing on the first page, it allegedly represents the symbolic thunderclap associated with the fall of Adam and Eve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockroaches will eat anything, except cucumbers.

Source: national geographic t.v ad circa 1990s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

and hippo milk is pink!"

Really

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second."

I thought it was because if you sneezed during the plague you were a gonner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married."

No way I don't believe it

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

and hippo milk is pink!

Really"

So i was told in a previous interesting facts session- not really had the chance to milk a hippo yet to find out

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Goats don't vomit either apparently.

But if they do they are dying

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nelson Mandela was not removed from the US terror watch list until 2008

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"James Joyce made up one 101-letter word in his novel Finnegans Wake: Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk.

Appearing on the first page, it allegedly represents the symbolic thunderclap associated with the fall of Adam and Eve. "

Quark soup

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Lincolnshire is not flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.

I thought it was because if you sneezed during the plague you were a gonner?"
oh my really ? ive been to one of the plauge villages eyam many times

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.

Jaysus some neck on him for doin that

Oh dear this thread is doomed"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.

I thought it was because if you sneezed during the plague you were a gonner?oh my really ? ive been to one of the plauge villages eyam many times "

I've been once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nelson Mandela was not removed from the US terror watch list until 2008"

Damn those Admin people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206."

Where do they go?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206."

Mines often 205

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everyone from Yorkshire likes gravy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206."
true because some of ur baby bones fuse to become one x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not many will know this - It's past my bedtime

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By *omPeepingMan
over a year ago

ossett


"Not everyone from Yorkshire likes gravy."

I font like gravy. Lol.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

95% of statistic polls are made up.

Just like this fact...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The shortest war ever fought was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

The Sultan of Zanzibar was then compelled to pay for the cost of the British shells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone from Yorkshire likes gravy."
im a yorkshire gurl and luv nice homemade gravy ! speshly on yorkshire puds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

"

The co-inventor of sedgeway.. O.K. you all know that one.

Point is better to lose your wife than your life.

And at least Mr Match.com got a free subscription to find a new wife.;)

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Goats have rectangular pupils.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Autocorrect do TOMs

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Autocorrect do TOMs"

*Sorry MOTs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Autocorrect do TOMs

*Sorry MOTs"

*slow hand claps*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Liechtenstein, the world’s sixth smallest country, is the largest exporter of false teeth.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Horses can't vomit! "

Neither can rats.

Fray Bentos pies originated from Fray Bentos, the capital of the Río Negro Department of western Uruguay

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Iceland was the biggest exporter of bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last fact for me.

Im going to sleep now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone from Yorkshire likes gravy.im a yorkshire gurl and luv nice homemade gravy ! speshly on yorkshire puds "

If I make a pud in London is it still a Yorkshire pud?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Goats have rectangular pupils. "

Goats like teaching Laughing Cows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone from Yorkshire likes gravy.im a yorkshire gurl and luv nice homemade gravy ! speshly on yorkshire puds

If I make a pud in London is it still a Yorkshire pud?"
well aparently if a cornish pasty aint made in cornwall it aint a cornish pasty so ide like to claim that status for the yorkshire pud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone from Yorkshire likes gravy."

you haven't tried mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female praying mantis sometimes consumes the male during intercourse; - typical women, never satisfied! "
she just wants all of him inside her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female praying mantis sometimes consumes the male during intercourse; - typical women, never satisfied! she just wants all of him inside her"
im happy just up to the elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone from Yorkshire likes gravy.im a yorkshire gurl and luv nice homemade gravy ! speshly on yorkshire puds

If I make a pud in London is it still a Yorkshire pud?well aparently if a cornish pasty aint made in cornwall it aint a cornish pasty so ide like to claim that status for the yorkshire pud lol "

Fair enough I have never had a yorkshire puds something else to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys get more sex on tinder than on Fab swingers

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

The creature that has the largest penis:body ratio is a barnacle clam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The creature that has the largest penis:body ratio is a barnacle clam. "

you're bringing me out of my shell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mantis shrimp can swing its claw so fast it boils the water around it and creates a flash of light"

This also creates a small but deadly SONIC BOOM! which is what stuns its prey......I think(Can't be arsed to google it!)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"A ducks qwack doesn't echo and nobody knows why "
urban myth, they do echo

C...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Nazis made it illegal on pain of death for apes to give the Heil Hitler salute.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating."

Coincidently I use the same technique with women

Sitting Bull was originally called Jumping Badger.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Sitting Bull was originally called Jumping Badger."

That was close!

Bit like One Man Bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male rednecked phalarope (its a bird!) does the sitting on the nest whilst the female goes off and shags other males .. good girl

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

Where do they go?"

They fuse together to create stronger adult bones.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Medieval kings like Henry 8th had a royal butt wiper know as the groom of the stool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you scaled down the solar system using a football as earth and a tennis ball as the moon..

Place them about 12ft apart for scale... What and where would you place for the sun!.

The answer is something about the size of a house somewhere in Barcelona!.

And you thought that 12ft trip to the moon was a giant leap for mankind!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating."
The noisiest thing in the world is a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin

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By *ngel delight 69Woman
over a year ago

Torquay


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating."
brings a whole new meaning to watersports lol

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Medieval kings like Henry 8th had a royal butt wiper know as the groom of the stool."

It was common for royalty in the middle ages to have their arse wiped with swan or duck's necks.

I've looked in to this. I've not been able to ascertain if the animals were killed beforehand (can't imagine using a live goose?) or immediately prior to having a shit (festering swans necks, mmmm, lovely... vs. "I'm going for a dump, can you just slaughter a few swans?")

Anyway you look at it it presents practical problems but it's well attested, back to Roman times.

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

There are more possible moves to an outcome in a game of chess than there are atoms in the known universe. 

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"There are more possible moves to an outcome in a game of chess than there are atoms in the known universe. 

"

I'm amazed. This checks out.

Let us try a quick back-of-envelope estimation:

The number of chess games possible might be around 50 moves a side times 20 options per move, making 20^100 different games.

The number of atoms in the observable universe might be around 10^25 per kilogram times 2 * 10^30 kg per solar system times 10^14 stars per galaxy times 10^14 galaxies in the observable universe.

Comparing the very large numbers, 10^83 is clearly less than 20^100, so the conjecture is probably true.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Michael J Fox’s middle name is Andrew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you hold your arms out straight to the side then length from your middle finger to your other middle finger is your hight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

polar bears fur isnt white but its actualy clear

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Henry 8th named the sirloin steak.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

All but one of the ravens at the Tower of London died from stress during the Blitz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when Twister was first introduced in 1966, it was denounced as 'sex in a box'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would take 7,408 Hula Hoops (crisps) to reach the height of Big Ben!''

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"polar bears fur isnt white but its actualy clear"

Also a myth.

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By *ylonhunterMan
over a year ago

uk

Who googled amazing facts!!! Own up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walt Disney was frightened of mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kittens from the same litter can have different dads"

So can human twins. Rare but has happened. Mum can conceive if she's filled by two men over two days(or less)

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

Fat boy slims father invented bottle banks. Another glass fact, the Perrier bottle design was based on juggling sticks.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.The noisiest thing in the world is a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin"

Whilst lying on a corrugated tin roof ... during a heavy storm. Probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Walt Disney was frightened of mice "

Walt Disney:

* banned anyone who worked for him from having a mustache

* Contrary to popular myth, Walt Disney WAS NOT cryogenically frozen when he died

* In 1936 a short pornographic version of Mickey & Minnie mouse cartoon was made for Disney's 35th b'day. He feigned laughter, left the building and then fired the two animators responsible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.The noisiest thing in the world is a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin"

Hahahaha! Priceless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tippex was invented by Mike nesmith's(of the Monkees fame) mother!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kestrels, unlike the humming bird, don't 'actually' hover. They use wind blowing into them which creates the appearance of hovering as they can't generate enough lift, due to their weight and wing speed, to keep them in the same place.

They're no good at hoovering either.

F

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Polar Bears are black and their fur is not white! Their fur is translucent and looks white because the light it is carrying down to deep in the skin to warm the Bear bounces off the insides of the hairs in the same way as it does off fibre optics when they are bent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigeons can't shit in flight

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield


"Kittens from the same litter can have different dads"
and so can dogs but i dont think it applys to doggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The creature that has the largest penis:body ratio is a barnacle clam. "

Suddenly half of Fab chaps rush to change their profile name to Barnacle Clam

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"The creature that has the largest penis:body ratio is a barnacle clam.

Suddenly half of Fab chaps rush to change their profile name to Barnacle Clam "

pmsl

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

The only mammal that has Sex for pleasure other than us humans, is the Dolphin. Wonder if Dolphins are also Swingers LOL?...

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"The only mammal that has Sex for pleasure other than us humans, is the Dolphin. Wonder if Dolphins are also Swingers LOL?..."

What about the Bonobo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only mammal that has Sex for pleasure other than us humans, is the Dolphin. Wonder if Dolphins are also Swingers LOL?...

What about the Bonobo?"

Bonobos do it just because there's a lull in any other activity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our fact..... Interesting has 2 e's in it. And the only occupation that has 3 sets of consecutive double letters is bookkeeper.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Our fact..... Interesting has 2 e's in it. And the only occupation that has 3 sets of consecutive double letters is bookkeeper. "

The longest word you can type on a QWERTY keyboard is "stewardesses"

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Duck penises are shaped like a corkscrew

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Duck penises are shaped like a corkscrew"

And pigs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

George W Bush and Saddam Hussein had their shoes hand-made by the same Italian cobbler.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Bononos fuck anybody anytime. Worse than swingers even, coz it doesn't matter if they're male or female or even their mother, father, brothers or anyone. They use it as a way of saying thanks.

I'd like to be reincarnated as a bonono.

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Did you know that giraffes have blue tongues?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Duck penises are shaped like a corkscrew"

And female ducks have multi-channeled vaginas and they can open and close different parts so the male only goes where she wants him to, and so she controls whether or not he is successful in fertilising her. Useful, because duck rape happens a lot.

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle


"Our fact..... Interesting has 2 e's in it. And the only occupation that has 3 sets of consecutive double letters is bookkeeper. "

Bookkeeper isn't just the only occupation, it's the only word like that in the English language, btw there's only one word that has 3 dotted letters in a row (I and or J) can you guess what it is? There are some places that conform but there is only one word. Clue it's not easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this s like being on a episode of QI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our fact..... Interesting has 2 e's in it. And the only occupation that has 3 sets of consecutive double letters is bookkeeper.

Bookkeeper isn't just the only occupation, it's the only word like that in the English language, btw there's only one word that has 3 dotted letters in a row (I and or J) can you guess what it is? There are some places that conform but there is only one word. Clue it's not easy. "

Kind of went without saying in the English language, as that's the language we are al using

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Our fact..... Interesting has 2 e's in it. And the only occupation that has 3 sets of consecutive double letters is bookkeeper.

The longest word you can type on a QWERTY keyboard is "stewardesses""

I just typed Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk, I have not followed it with the longest word there is that can be typed on a QWERTY keyboard because it has 189,819 letters, takes three hours to pronounce!

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over a year ago


"Our fact..... Interesting has 2 e's in it. And the only occupation that has 3 sets of consecutive double letters is bookkeeper.

Bookkeeper isn't just the only occupation, it's the only word like that in the English language, btw there's only one word that has 3 dotted letters in a row (I and or J) can you guess what it is? There are some places that conform but there is only one word. Clue it's not easy. "

In the English language? I can think of 2 place names to start with.... Fiji and Beijing....

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle


"Our fact..... Interesting has 2 e's in it. And the only occupation that has 3 sets of consecutive double letters is bookkeeper.

Bookkeeper isn't just the only occupation, it's the only word like that in the English language, btw there's only one word that has 3 dotted letters in a row (I and or J) can you guess what it is? There are some places that conform but there is only one word. Clue it's not easy.

In the English language? I can think of 2 place names to start with.... Fiji and Beijing...."

Correct but like I said there's only one word not including place names.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"All but one of the ravens at the Tower of London died from stress during the Blitz."

The myth is that if less than six raven remain at the tower the monarchy and London will fall.

Raven can also mimic voices and noise in much the same way as African Grey parrot.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

The Ravens will never leave the Tower of London...

They have their flight feathers cut regularly.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Mel Blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, was allergic to carrots.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Henry 8th named the sirloin steak."

.....and wrote the tune Greensleeves.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Medieval kings like Henry 8th had a royal butt wiper know as the groom of the stool."

Ah that's what I shall refer to myself as now when my 4 year old shouts me for help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an 8 inches penis

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"If you hold your arms out straight to the side then length from your middle finger to your other middle finger is your hight x"

And the length from your wrist to the inside crease of your elbow is the same as your foot.

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.

Jaysus some neck on him for doin that

Oh dear this thread is doomed

Ok OK, this is my go to fact, wd40 was never patented, why you ask,so that they never had to reveal the ingredients!!!mind blown"

And what does WD40 stand for? And why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water Displacement we think. 40 is the grade or thickness of the oil or something?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating.

Jaysus some neck on him for doin that

Oh dear this thread is doomed

Ok OK, this is my go to fact, wd40 was never patented, why you ask,so that they never had to reveal the ingredients!!!mind blown

And what does WD40 stand for? And why?

"

War Department oil

type 40 officers arseholes for the use of.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sitting Bull breastfed his children

King Henry 8th did not write Greensleeves (urban myth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pout a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The character 'Opie Winston' from Sons of Anarchy is from a cow called Opie and a dog called Winston.

Both mentioned in the book Bloody Justice about an MC massacre at Shedden, Canada. The animals were owned by a couple whose land the victims were found on.

Also where St Thomas hospital, in the fictional town of Charming, gets its name.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a bubble bath right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants cannot jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants cannot jump"

not true,,if you sneak up on em and SCREAM they do

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By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

Jim fixx who was the main promoter of jogging and started the us fitness craze died whilst out jogging at the age of 52.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The guy who invented the Segway died when he rode one off a cliff, swerving to avoid a jogger

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"The guy who invented the Segway died when he rode one off a cliff, swerving to avoid a jogger"

He didn't invent it. He made his money from inventing if that's the right word, the giant metal baskets that were then filled with rocks to protect military bases.

Camp Bastion was named after his company Hesco Bastion. He bought Segway as it was in financial difficulties...

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Water Displacement we think. 40 is the grade or thickness of the oil or something? "

They tried 40 different " recipes" for a Water Displacement mixture; number 40 worked best,

So it was " Water Displacement, Formula 40" = WD40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our fact..... Interesting has 2 e's in it. And the only occupation that has 3 sets of consecutive double letters is bookkeeper.

Bookkeeper isn't just the only occupation, it's the only word like that in the English language, btw there's only one word that has 3 dotted letters in a row (I and or J) can you guess what it is? There are some places that conform but there is only one word. Clue it's not easy.

In the English language? I can think of 2 place names to start with.... Fiji and Beijing....

Correct but like I said there's only one word not including place names. "
ijit....as in my other half is an ijit...works in Newcastle

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Sami people of northern Finland use a measure called Poronkusema: the distance a reindeer can walk before needing to urinate.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tintin is called Tantan in Japanese because TinTin is pronounced ‘Chin chin’ and means penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Sami people of northern Finland use a measure called Poronkusema: the distance a reindeer can walk before needing to urinate."

what if said reindeer has been drinking a lot

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating."

Watersports, eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti all a puttanesca literally means spaghetti in the style of a prostitute.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise."

Venus also has a longer solar day than its solar year. It takes longer to rotate once on its axis than to orbit once around the sun.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Spaghetti all a puttanesca literally means spaghetti in the style of a prostitute. "

Expensive but leaves one feeling unfulfilled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spaghetti all a puttanesca literally means spaghetti in the style of a prostitute.

Expensive but leaves one feeling unfulfilled? "

or cheap and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Spaghetti all a puttanesca literally means spaghetti in the style of a prostitute.

Expensive but leaves one feeling unfulfilled?

or cheap and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth "

Good one; wonder whether there is a spaghetti dish like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Venus also has a longer solar day than its solar year. It takes longer to rotate once on its axis than to orbit once around the sun. "

ooh i like that one

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spaghetti all a puttanesca literally means spaghetti in the style of a prostitute.

Expensive but leaves one feeling unfulfilled?

or cheap and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth

Good one; wonder whether there is a spaghetti dish like that "

Well some folk buy crappy ready meals,,yuk

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Spaghetti all a puttanesca literally means spaghetti in the style of a prostitute.

Expensive but leaves one feeling unfulfilled?

or cheap and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth

Good one; wonder whether there is a spaghetti dish like that

Well some folk buy crappy ready meals,,yuk"

Oi, thats all I have time for during the week; xxx

Weekends I go for a nice bit of steak with a couple of potatoes on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spaghetti all a puttanesca literally means spaghetti in the style of a prostitute.

Expensive but leaves one feeling unfulfilled?

or cheap and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth

Good one; wonder whether there is a spaghetti dish like that

Well some folk buy crappy ready meals,,yuk

Oi, thats all I have time for during the week; xxx

Weekends I go for a nice bit of steak with a couple of potatoes on the side "

Don't have time,,ha lame excuse,and soooooooooooooooooooo bad for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SCUBA stands for Self.Contained.Underwater.Breathing.Apparatus

A polar bears fur is mainly transparent not white.

Flamingos get their pink colour from eating red shrimp.

A Blue whales have arteries that a human could swim down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some birds of prey can see in ultra Violet........some rodents have ultra Violet traces in their urine.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"A polar bears fur is mainly transparent not white."

And their skin is black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male gentoo and Adelie penguins "propose" to females by giving them a pebble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spaghetti all a puttanesca literally means spaghetti in the style of a prostitute.

Expensive but leaves one feeling unfulfilled?

or cheap and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth

Good one; wonder whether there is a spaghetti dish like that

Well some folk buy crappy ready meals,,yuk

Oi, thats all I have time for during the week; xxx

Weekends I go for a nice bit of steak with a couple of potatoes on the side

Don't have time,,ha lame excuse,and soooooooooooooooooooo bad for you"

I agree, it's a poor excuse, a tasty spaghetti dish doesn't take long to finish. Similarly with a prostitute, I expect

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The main ingredient in WD40 is fish oil

Zebras are white with black stripes not vice versa

Polar bears are left handed

The ford Edsel was named after Henry Fords son.

Ebbw Vale is the highest cricket ground in the UK

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphins are one of the few rare creatures on earth who have individual awareness.

The first woman to die in the jaws movie is pulled through the water by ropes & pulleys by people on shore.they pulled so hard they broke her ribs,so her screams and shouts for help are actually genuine.The cast&crew just thought she was a really good actress.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise."

Venus is not alone. The axis of Uranus is inclined so far towards the plane of the solar system that it almost rolls on its side as it orbits the Sun.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Venus is not alone. The axis of Uranus is inclined so far towards the plane of the solar system that it almost rolls on its side as it orbits the Sun."

*snigger*

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Every Breath You Take by The Police is often played as a first dance song at weddings.

It is actually about a jealous ex lover keeping intense surveillance on their former partner.

The song Rocket Queen by Guns n Roses features the sounds of lady having an orgasm. This is a recording of Axl Rose shagging a girl on the studio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guy who invented the Segway died when he rode one off a cliff, swerving to avoid a jogger"

A Chinese company building Segway copies became so successful they bought out the real Segway company which was in the process of suing!

So now the real Segways are the copies

So I heard lol

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan


"Water Displacement we think. 40 is the grade or thickness of the oil or something? "

Correct - water displacement, 40 because the previous 39 attempts were unsuccessful

So I heard anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the WD stood for Working Design?

Also there is no such thing as a white horse.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"SCUBA stands for Self.Contained.Underwater.Breathing.Apparatus

A polar bears fur is mainly transparent not white.

Flamingos get their pink colour from eating red shrimp.

A Blue whales have arteries that a human could swim down."

Flamingoes are my favourite animal

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

There is only one lake in the Lake District

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese women don't seem to suffer from breast cancer in there own continent but having moved to one of our western countries will do within 3 generations ,

Mummies don't appear to have suffered from the dreaded decease at all

Neither do wild lions

Laughter alone is thought to be somewhere between 40-50 million years old and apes done it long before man

Man has never stepped foot on the moon contrary to believe

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