FabSwingers.com forum: Verifications

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Normally when scoping out profiles I'll check out the verifications to see what's been said, just passed one that said "turned up" nothing more, has anyone else passed any classics like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha really? Funny! Not seen many funny ones. Lots of extremely graphic ones tho, that makes me cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All hail the crappy veri!

My favourite bears the legend 'Not bad'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All hail the crappy veri!

My favourite bears the legend 'Not bad'"

Haha brilliant, who ever displayed that must have been well pleased, yeah not a fan of the graphic detail ones describing every moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All hail the crappy veri!

My favourite bears the legend 'Not bad'

Haha brilliant, who ever displayed that must have been well pleased, yeah not a fan of the graphic detail ones describing every moment."

I was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In honour of the thread I published my funniest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

Fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

Just read them, brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My latest is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest.

Fantastic! "

And I thought the last one I got was bad lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My latest is brilliant

Laughing out loud.......

REALLY AM like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

Haha brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly it's all true. I don't get any 'treat this lady with respect' or 'best blow job ever'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly it's all true. I don't get any 'treat this lady with respect' or 'best blow job ever'.

Not even a "don't pass her by"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

I love them

I'd love some veris like yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

They are great

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "
love!them, think!my best was I would ofmsoomer shagged a sheep

some random guy was so incensed by it he came on the forums and started a thread about it not knowing I used the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best one is from Topsy Rogers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh and one says I'm a shit shag,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and one says I'm a shit shag,

Is it wrong to be so proud?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oh and one says I'm a shit shag,

Is it wrong to be so proud?

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I'd forgotten I'd got it lol, I like funny verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer them to say turned up. Looked like hes photos. Seems every guy gave her a good fucking with hes big cock and every girl sucks like a dyson on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try and be at least a bit original

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

These are the only sort of verifications I would ever show!

Well done you lot! Made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are the only sort of verifications I would ever show!

Well done you lot! Made me chuckle!

Haha! My pleasure. I probably should up my game

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Nice chunky cock"

*cringes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Nice chunky cock"

*cringes*"

You have never cringed from a nice chunky cock joe!!

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By *bb666Woman
over a year ago

derby

On verifications. Why does everyone feel the need to say "treat her with respect"? just find it bizarre, surely that's a given!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

Yours are very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest.

Yours are very funny

Hehe thanks! Imagine how bad the ones I don't display are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest.

Yours are very funny

haha your verries had me creased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well at least that person who turned up is genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On verifications. Why does everyone feel the need to say "treat her with respect"? just find it bizarre, surely that's a given! "

Obviously it implies chivalry in the writer. And everyone knows women love that chivalry shit haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On verifications. Why does everyone feel the need to say "treat her with respect"? just find it bizarre, surely that's a given!

Obviously it implies chivalry in the writer. And everyone knows women love that chivalry shit haha

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

Excellent!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I always try and be at least a bit original

If i published yours it would double the length of my profile though lol!!

thenidan by Meeting in person

Well I was supposed to meet with this nefarious world renowned facial mole smuggler from Azerbaijan but we got some wires crossed. At first I thought her beard disguise was incredibly life like but after 10 minutes of trying encrypted passwords in 3 languages it turned out to be a hipster. Then I heard a whisper and was caught on camera by several people trying to make conversation with a pot plant. But then the inimitable Ms Mare appeared with what I first took to be Tina Titz, but which was merely 2 large globes in dim lighting. Once we had swept the place for bugs and found nothing but 3 spiders and a daddy long legs we sat down to discuss plans for rebuilding the once great Azerbaijani national team with cloned DNA from Chesney Hawkes face mole and Cindy Crawfords beauty spot. This was made difficult by interruptions from the beardy fellow who thought I had been chatting him up, and decided he would make an exception for me as long as he could post it on twitter as apparently all his friends were 'experimenting' to be cool. We got round this by throwing pistachios at his beard so he could save them for later if he got hungry. Anyway, the establishment threw everyone out and told us to bugger off home. Which we did. Luckily the first draft of the plan was snuck out on a napkin tucked down my pants, but which is now a bit sticky and I cat make out the last paragraph. Shit.

18 September 2015

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha! Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I display the one that says the most while saying the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

That made me smile

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"My best one is from Topsy Rogers

Thanks darlin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

Lol brillant

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "

Thanks

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I feel I'm missing out.

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