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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

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over a year ago

Pop a teaspoon of it in your mouth and pull it through your teeth for 5 minutes (natural whitener).

Use it as a overnight leave in mask for your hair (makes it super glossy).

Or use it with your giant dildo

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Pop a teaspoon of it in your mouth and pull it through your teeth for 5 minutes (natural whitener).

Use it as a overnight leave in mask for your hair (makes it super glossy).

Or use it with your giant dildo

Glare!

I will try both those things but I might leave it in my hair all day I don't want to stain my pillows. Thanks

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over a year ago

"Pop a teaspoon of it in your mouth and pull it through your teeth for 5 minutes (natural whitener).

Use it as a overnight leave in mask for your hair (makes it super glossy).

Or use it with your giant dildo

Glare!

I will try both those things but I might leave it in my hair all day I don't want to stain my pillows. Thanks

Yeah daytime's always a good idea, I tend to wrap my head in cling film when I'm doing an overnight mask

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Pop a teaspoon of it in your mouth and pull it through your teeth for 5 minutes (natural whitener).

Use it as a overnight leave in mask for your hair (makes it super glossy).

Or use it with your giant dildo

Glare!

I will try both those things but I might leave it in my hair all day I don't want to stain my pillows. Thanks

Yeah daytime's always a good idea, I tend to wrap my head in cling film when I'm doing an overnight mask

Mr N would find it a most attractive proposition to gaze lovingly at me with my head wrapped in clingfilm as I sweetly bashed out the zeds beside him

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over a year ago

"Pop a teaspoon of it in your mouth and pull it through your teeth for 5 minutes (natural whitener).

Use it as a overnight leave in mask for your hair (makes it super glossy).

Or use it with your giant dildo

Glare!

I will try both those things but I might leave it in my hair all day I don't want to stain my pillows. Thanks

Yeah daytime's always a good idea, I tend to wrap my head in cling film when I'm doing an overnight mask

Mr N would find it a most attractive proposition to gaze lovingly at me with my head wrapped in clingfilm as I sweetly bashed out the zeds beside him

This is why I'm single!! Hahahah I knew I scared boys away when I got the cling film out at bedtime

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Pop a teaspoon of it in your mouth and pull it through your teeth for 5 minutes (natural whitener).

Use it as a overnight leave in mask for your hair (makes it super glossy).

Or use it with your giant dildo

Glare!

I will try both those things but I might leave it in my hair all day I don't want to stain my pillows. Thanks

Yeah daytime's always a good idea, I tend to wrap my head in cling film when I'm doing an overnight mask

Mr N would find it a most attractive proposition to gaze lovingly at me with my head wrapped in clingfilm as I sweetly bashed out the zeds beside him

This is why I'm single!! Hahahah I knew I scared boys away when I got the cling film out at bedtime

Oh I doubt you're single for any other reason than you choose to be

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

In cooking as a great oil with a high smoke point. Great for baking, stir-frys or as a dairy free replacement to butter.

Added to foods or drinks daily for energy

As a coffee creamer when emulsified into coffee (The only way I’ll drink coffee)

On the skin as a basic lotion (or coconut oil lotion bar)

In homemade lotion bars for soft, smooth skin

In homemade deodorant or deodorant bars

As an eye-makeup remover

As a cloth diaper safe diaper cream (just rub on baby’s bottom)

In making your own Remineralizing Toothpaste

To lighten age spots when rubbed directly on the skin

To prevent stretch marks during pregnancy

To support healthy thyroid function

In homemade Mayo without the high PUFA vegetable oils

To help increase sun tolerance and avoid burning

As a naturally SPF 4 sunscreen

In homemade lotion recipes

To get rid of cradle cap on baby- just massage in to head, leave on for a few minutes and gently rinse with a warm wash cloth

Topically to kill yeast or yeast infections

As a delicious tropical massage oil

It’s high Lauric acid and MCFA content helps boost metabolism

A tiny dab rubbed on your hands and then through hair will help get rid of frizz

In homemade soap for laundry

Mixed with equal parts sugar for a smoothing body scrub (use in the shower)

Rubbed on lips as a natural chap stick

Topically, can help skin heal faster after injury or infection

Directly on the perineum to help heal after birth

As an incredibly intensive natural conditioner- Rub into dry hair, put a shower cap on and leave for several hours

In homemade slow cooker soap

In place of Lanolin cream on nursing nipples to sooth irritation (also great for baby!)

Can help sooth psoriasis or eczema

There is some evidence that regular ingestion of coconut oil can help prevent or reverse Alzheimers

With apple cider vinegar as a natural treatment for lice that actually works

In natural Homemade Sunscreen

In healthy brain boosting snack for kids like Coconut Clusters

In a filling and energy boosting Brain Power Smoothie

Rub coconut oil on the inside of your nose to help alleviate allergy symptoms

Nursing moms often take 3-4 tablespoons a day (and Vitamin D) to increase milk supply and nutrients

In homemade shampoo bars

Mix a tablespoon with a tablespoon of chia seeds for an all-day energy boost (do NOT take this at night!)

Can help improve insulin levels

Oil pulling with coconut oil and a drop of oregano oil helps improve gum health

Can help improve cholesterol ratios

Blend a tablespoon into hot tea to help speed recovery from cold or flu

In Homemade Natural Bug-Off Lotion Bars

As a replacement for vegetable oils in any recipe or in cooking

In coconut based grain free granola

Can help reduce appearance of varicose veins

After initial heat is gone, can help speed healing of sunburn

Is an immediate source of energy when eaten that isn’t stored as fat

As a natural personal lubricant that won’t disturb vaginal flora

To make a simple homemade soap

In natural homemade diaper cream

As a natural shave cream and after shave lotion

When used consistently on skin it can help get rid of cellulite

To season cast iron skillets

It’s anti-inflammatory properties can help lessen arthritis

Can reduce the itch of mosquito bites

Can help resolve acne when used regularly

Can be rubbed into scalp daily to stimulate hair growth

I’ve used in kids ears to help speed ear infection healing

In clay and charcoal soothing soap

A small amount can be rubbed into real leather to soften and condition (shiny leather only… test a small area first)

By itself as a great tanning oil

Mixed with salt to remove dry skin on feet

Can help speed weight loss when consumed daily

Can help improve sleep when taken daily

To dilute essential oils for use on skin

A tablespoon melted into a cup of warm tea can help sooth a sore throat

To help sooth the itch of chicken pox or poison ivy

It has been shown to increase absorption of calcium and magnesium

Internally as part of the protocol to help remineralize teeth

Some evidence shows that the beneficial fats in coconut oil can help with depression and anxiety

By itself as a natural deodorant

By itself or with baking soda as a naturally whitening toothpaste

For pets struggling with skin issues when used externally

In coconut oil pulling chews

In homemade vapor rub

In homemade peppermint lip balm

In magnesium body butter

In coconut oil dog treats

As a completely natural baby lotion

On hands after doing dishes to avoid dry skin

Mixed with catnip, rosemary, or mint essential oils as a natural bug repellent

In homemade meltaways (like candy)

Many use it as an anti-aging facial moisturizer

Use to make coconut cream concentrate for a brain boosting snack

Can be used internally and externally to speed recovery from UTIs

In a salve for cracked heels

When taken regularly, it can boost hormone production

Can relieve the pain of hemorrhoids when used topically

Can boost circulation and help those who often feel cold

On cuticles to help nails grow

Rub into elbows daily to help alleviate dry, flaky elbows

To help avoid chlorine exposure when swimming

Internally during pregnancy to help provide baby necessary fats for development (especially when taken with Fermented Cod Liver Oil)

With other oils as part of an oil cleansing regimen for beautiful skin

Whipped with shea butter for a soothing body balm

One reader swears by using coconut oil to treat yeast infection. She suggests soaking a tampon in it and inserting the tampon for a few hours.

Naturally clears up cold sores

Ingesting coconut oil daily can help with allergy symptoms

Ingesting coconut oil daily can increase mental alertness.

Or for lubricating your favorite toy.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to smoother my hair and put a hat on at night

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Thank you Mr T. It's only a small jar though

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I used to smoother my hair and put a hat on at night

I'm definitely going to try this. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you Mr T. It's only a small jar though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop a teaspoon of it in your mouth and pull it through your teeth for 5 minutes (natural whitener).

Use it as a overnight leave in mask for your hair (makes it super glossy).

Or use it with your giant dildo

Glare!

I will try both those things but I might leave it in my hair all day I don't want to stain my pillows. Thanks

Yeah daytime's always a good idea, I tend to wrap my head in cling film when I'm doing an overnight mask

Visions of my mum here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut oil is awesome.. It's great for teeth whitening and much better than most beauty products on the market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good for shaving your legs!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Thank you Mr T. It's only a small jar though

Took me ages to type out all those idea's I do hope it's appreciated Mrs Nice?

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Thank you Mr T. It's only a small jar though

Took me ages to type out all those idea's I do hope it's appreciated Mrs Nice?

Of course except the bits about the sex toy and Alzheimer's

oh and I don't have a baby.

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Coconut oil is awesome.. It's great for teeth whitening and much better than most beauty products on the market."

It's quite oily (no shit Sherlock!) and I have very oily skin, do you reckon it would make it worse?

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"good for shaving your legs!"

I'll give that a go, thank you

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By *verReadyAndMinxyCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Sounds ace. Take it you just buy it in the supermarket as 'coconut oil'? And does it taste / smell of Coconut?

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sounds ace. Take it you just buy it in the supermarket as 'coconut oil'? And does it taste / smell of Coconut?"

I bought mine in Aldi, it does taste and smell mildly of coconut.

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over a year ago

"Sounds ace. Take it you just buy it in the supermarket as 'coconut oil'? And does it taste / smell of Coconut?"

the stuff in supermarkets is exactly the same as stuff in health food shops that are three times the price...only differences are cold/warm pressing,and ive used both ,no idea what the difference is..

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sounds ace. Take it you just buy it in the supermarket as 'coconut oil'? And does it taste / smell of Coconut?

Mine was £2.99 and its cold pressed. I am going to cover myself from head to foot in it tomorrow and confidently expect to wake up on Friday looking 35

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"Sounds ace. Take it you just buy it in the supermarket as 'coconut oil'? And does it taste / smell of Coconut?

Mine was £2.99 and its cold pressed. I am going to cover myself from head to foot in it tomorrow and confidently expect to wake up on Friday looking 35

you wont regret it! i do that now n again,wear old pair of pjs..it absorbs into your skin really well! enjoy!

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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"Sounds ace. Take it you just buy it in the supermarket as 'coconut oil'? And does it taste / smell of Coconut?

Mine was £2.99 and its cold pressed. I am going to cover myself from head to foot in it tomorrow and confidently expect to wake up on Friday looking 35

you wont regret it! i do that now n again,wear old pair of pjs..it absorbs into your skin really well! enjoy!"

Thank you. I might get Mr N to rub it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Cook with it?

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

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"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Cook with it?"

Does it impart the flavour of coconut to the food? That's what's stopped me so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Cook with it?

Does it impart the flavour of coconut to the food? That's what's stopped me so far."

its good in stir fry ..couldnt really taste it,its very light,burns very quickly too...and as for yr mr rubbing it in, im not sure youre supposed to do that if its extra virgin!

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Cook with it?

Does it impart the flavour of coconut to the food? That's what's stopped me so far."

Not really.

Main advantage of using it is caus eits saturated fat unlike normal oils it works better at high heat so its less likley to burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some coconut oil

A bit of olive oil

a careful helping of sodium hydroxide

Leave it for 6 months and you have soap

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There's poor research results from trying it as a teeth whitener, so I wouldn't bother - it has nothing within it that could penetrate the teeth and bleach them.

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Cook with it?

Does it impart the flavour of coconut to the food? That's what's stopped me so far.

its good in stir fry ..couldnt really taste it,its very light,burns very quickly too...and as for yr mr rubbing it in, im not sure youre supposed to do that if its extra virgin!"

Might wake up as a virgin again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use it on my hair as a leave in conditioner and it does prevent frizz. I also moisturise with it in the summer, especially before applying fake tan, rubbed well into elbows, knees and hands prevents the tan collecting there. I'm going to try it on my teeth though.

I always buy mine from Holland & Barratt and it's 9.99 for a large jar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you Mr T. It's only a small jar though

Use it as a paper weight

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"There's poor research results from trying it as a teeth whitener, so I wouldn't bother - it has nothing within it that could penetrate the teeth and bleach them. "

Well it's good for sensitive teeth. When I stop pulling (rinsing) my teeth with coconut oil, those dreadfully sharp pains when I eat hot/cold foods come back....

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Cook with it?

Does it impart the flavour of coconut to the food? That's what's stopped me so far.

its good in stir fry ..couldnt really taste it,its very light,burns very quickly too...and as for yr mr rubbing it in, im not sure youre supposed to do that if its extra virgin!"

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Cook with it?

Does it impart the flavour of coconut to the food? That's what's stopped me so far.

its good in stir fry ..couldnt really taste it,its very light,burns very quickly too...and as for yr mr rubbing it in, im not sure youre supposed to do that if its extra virgin!

Might wake up as a virgin again ?

There isn't enough coconut oil or time in the world.

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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"I use it on my hair as a leave in conditioner and it does prevent frizz. I also moisturise with it in the summer, especially before applying fake tan, rubbed well into elbows, knees and hands prevents the tan collecting there. I'm going to try it on my teeth though.

I always buy mine from Holland & Barratt and it's 9.99 for a large jar.

I'm definitely going to try it on my hair, I used it on my lips last night and they feel softer this morning.

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

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"Thank you Mr T. It's only a small jar though

Use it as a paper weight

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Buy some chocolate body paint and pretend there's a bounty on your head....

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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"Buy some chocolate body paint and pretend there's a bounty on your head....

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sorry)

Mr ddc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Cook with it?

Does it impart the flavour of coconut to the food? That's what's stopped me so far.

its good in stir fry ..couldnt really taste it,its very light,burns very quickly too...and as for yr mr rubbing it in, im not sure youre supposed to do that if its extra virgin!

Might wake up as a virgin again ?

There isn't enough coconut oil or time in the world.

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"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Don't you cook with it?

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By *icecouple561 OP Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I bought some, now I have no idea what to do with it. It's cold pressed, extra virgin.

Hints and tips appreciated.

P.S. the first person who suggests using it with the giant dildo gets a "look"

Don't you cook with it?"

Apparently you do

. It was suggested further up and to be honest although I knew it could be used for cooking it wasn't why I bought it.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Oooooooh might try it on my mane! And if I can find me a pair of capable hands, an all over body massage

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