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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I thought you were going to say you took your mum out with a kalashnikov.

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By *iamondjoe OP   Man
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).

We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.

When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:

"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).

We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.

When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:

"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"

"

I like your mum .

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I took my mum to IKEA to choose a new bed for me, she laid down in the bed I choose and said loudly I hope you are going to make babies on the bed you have bought.. No babies have yet to be made lol. The looks I got were priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son or daughter?! Make up your mind!!

-Courtney

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was he a pretty boy

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, I thought you were going to say you took your mum out with a kalashnikov. "

LMFAO

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha oh fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).

We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.

When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:

"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"

"

Joke works better if it were your dad.

Its hard for a woman not to notice a kid.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).

We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.

When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:

"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"

"

You forgot to change the him to her on 3rd line down when you copied the joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).

We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.

When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:

"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"

You forgot to change the him to her on 3rd line down when you copied the joke."

Ooooooh tough crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).

We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.

When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:

"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"

You forgot to change the him to her on 3rd line down when you copied the joke.

Ooooooh tough crowd "
Very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao Nice1

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