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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Everyone thinks that they are great at driving, and everyone thinks they are great in bed, but if you had to chose which one you are better at, which would it be?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't drive, so no contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I do both to an adequate standard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a shut driver (Mr) but she's worse!

Luckily we both good at sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drive anymore so I guess sex. I was probably better/more skilful at driving than sex, but I enjoy sex more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone thinks that they are great at driving, and everyone thinks they are great in bed, but if you had to chose which one you are better at, which would it be? "

Driving for me (F) and Sex for E (no offence dear... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no complaints on either

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Cho Cho is certainly better at sex than she is at driving!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I don't drive...

Although saying that I was given a 'lesson' in the middle of a field and didn't do too badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone thinks that they are great at driving, and everyone thinks they are great in bed, but if you had to chose which one you are better at, which would it be? "

I'm great at driving - so I'll chose Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on a Driver Awareness course not so long ago, could probably do with the 'in bed' equivalent ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I can't drive, I really hope sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex I think. My kids are always criticising my driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had an awful lot of practice driving... And on a track day in a 911 I kept up with (for a little while!) an instructor in some sort of ferrari taking someone on a "hot lap".

And I can reverse, looking over my shoulder, with my arm slung over the passenger seat... I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i.mx better at sex than driving, but so log as you pull over no reason you can't be great at both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had an awful lot of practice driving... And on a track day in a 911 I kept up with (for a little while!) an instructor in some sort of ferrari taking someone on a "hot lap".

And I can reverse, looking over my shoulder, with my arm slung over the passenger seat... I know "

Wow

I am so impressed

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Haven't got a clue, would someone like to assess me? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't got a clue, would someone like to assess me? Xx"

Ok get your keys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been driving longer than I've been having sex and i do it more often having said that I put equal amounts of effort into both but I'm probably more creative when it comes to sex who knows?...hang on I'll ask hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a huge amount of mileage each year...way more driving than sex going on here unfortunately so given that practice makes perfect, I'm going for driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoyingly i'm shit at both.......! Darts anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though "

With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.

This isn't a criticism, merely an observation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passed test first time...

Is there a sex test?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though

With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.

This isn't a criticism, merely an observation."

You have a pair of leather driving gloves don't you!

Looking at the dents on my landrover, and the lack of notches on the bed post....I would say I'm crap at both! But I can play the saxophone if that's any good...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though

With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.

This isn't a criticism, merely an observation."

Well piss on my bonfire why don't you.

Why is everybody so bloody serious all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I am ( " of course" ) utterly brilliant at both.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bodybuilding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though

With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.

This isn't a criticism, merely an observation.

Well piss on my bonfire why don't you.

Why is everybody so bloody serious all the time "

Like I said, it was only an observation and not a criticism. For all I know you could be The Stig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though

With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.

This isn't a criticism, merely an observation.

You have a pair of leather driving gloves don't you! "

And a fully paid up membership of the Alfa Romeo Owners Club...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went on a Driver Awareness course not so long ago, could probably do with the 'in bed' equivalent ... "

You do try every angle don't you

Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between my driving and sex! Definitely the sex! Can't park for shit! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't passed my test yet so sex. When I pass it next month (hopefully) I'll have a rethink.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I drive every day. I don't have sex every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just realised I've been driving for the same amount of time I've been making love ...... Wow ....I haven't had an accident that was my fault, haven't received a ticket for speeding, I have driven in a few countries even Tahiti, owned a few cars, driven a few different sorts of vehicles from

20 tonne trucks to Sports cars both on desert roads and Alpine passes .... Mmmmm I tend to think I'm skilled on both ......as I have been doing both for a long time .....

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though

With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.

This isn't a criticism, merely an observation.

You have a pair of leather driving gloves don't you!

And a fully paid up membership of the Alfa Romeo Owners Club... "

If I was bi, I would be weak at the knees now!

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I haven't passed my test yet so sex. When I pass it next month (hopefully) I'll have a rethink. "

I just started having sex as soon as I could. Was I meant to take a test first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went on a Driver Awareness course not so long ago, could probably do with the 'in bed' equivalent ...

You do try every angle don't you

Mwah xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passed test first time...

Is there a sex test? "

Ah but wouldn't it be better if you had to keep resitting the sex test, over and over again .. ?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I don't drive, so no contest "

I heard that others still rated your driving as better!

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By *LCC OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Passed test first time...

Is there a sex test?

Ah but wouldn't it be better if you had to keep resitting the sex test, over and over again .. ?"

Depends on the examiner. For my driving test it was a big fat former Royal Navy sailor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been having sex longer than I've been driving. So.... Probably driving. Taxi drivers are prime example that sometimes practice does not make perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to fast, Little bit reckless, No care for others and never know when to stop,

But my driving is OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need somewhere park my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pretty good driver & would like to think I'm not far behind when it comes to sex... that said, I wouldn't turn down the offer of extra lessons

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Would have to say driving, as I have not yet passed the sex test (if there is one)...but I love all the practice, but sometimes struggle with the theory, so I am happy to carry on practising........and still so much to learn and try that in some ways I hope I never pass the test..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though

With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.

This isn't a criticism, merely an observation.

You have a pair of leather driving gloves don't you!

And a fully paid up membership of the Alfa Romeo Owners Club...

If I was bi, I would be weak at the knees now! "

Hate to spoil the illusion but it's wellies and a land-rover

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Driving a car is like making love to a beautiful woman... On fab.

You have to check the rubber first, then go under the bonnet and check the fluid levels, before slipping your key in the ignition, revving furiously, and getting to your destination as fast as possible.

Personally I'm built for comfort, not speed, and would rate my driving about the same as my love Making.

If I had to choose though, I'd be on my bike

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Hate to spoil the illusion but it's wellies and a land-rover "

Now I'm weak at the knees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an 'advanced' driver with no points on my licence and I've never had any complaints from the ladies (& no they just don't tell the truth to my face before some cheesy nob replies with that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love driving do track days, Done Nurburgring a few times....

Love sex but sex being few an far apart these days .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving hands down. I'm fortunate enough to drive some stupendously quick cars on a regular basis. The rush you get driving on track at speeds exceeding 180mph is far better than any sex I've had

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Probably a better driver than sexually adept , not had a great deal of practice.

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Probably a better driver than sexually adept , not had a great deal of practice. "

I know what im doing in bed but I have a new to you Maserati Spyder which I am just learning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone thinks that they are great at driving, and everyone thinks they are great in bed, but if you had to chose which one you are better at, which would it be? "

Never tried having sex while driving. Could be dangerous or fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a class 1 HGV and have driven up to 80 tonnes on the public highway, along with a slew of 6x6 and 8x8 machines.

Not sure about my prowess as a lover, but I certainly have a better perspective than most guys... walking a mile in another's (stiletto) heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never thought that I am great in bed but I do think I'm a great driver...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delivery driver for a living,so certainly drive more than have sex.

Although I have written off 5 cars so far.In comparison spent a weekend with a lady and we couldn't touch each other after the first night as we were both sore everywhere,but very happy.

In conclusion ide say I'm best at riding me bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to spoil the illusion but it's wellies and a land-rover

Now I'm weak at the knees..."

Is it the wellies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've yet to crash a bed lets put it that way :o

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