Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I had a Puffer Fish called P Diddy who was very tame. Can fish hear? Serious question! " Yes they can 
The only way to accurately tell a fish's age is to examine the growth rings of the otolith (lit. EarStone) in their ear.
Unfortunately the fish has to be dead to do this  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I had a Puffer Fish called P Diddy who was very tame. Can fish hear? Serious question! Yes they can
The only way to accurately tell a fish's age is to examine the growth rings of the otolith (lit. EarStone) in their ear.
Unfortunately the fish has to be dead to do this "If he's dead, he wouldn't be able to hear would he?  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I had a Puffer Fish called P Diddy who was very tame. Can fish hear? Serious question! Yes they can
The only way to accurately tell a fish's age is to examine the growth rings of the otolith (lit. EarStone) in their ear.
Unfortunately the fish has to be dead to do this
If he's dead, he wouldn't be able to hear would he? "What did the fisherman say to the magician? "Pick a cod. Any cod!" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I had a Puffer Fish called P Diddy who was very tame. Can fish hear? Serious question! Yes they can
The only way to accurately tell a fish's age is to examine the growth rings of the otolith (lit. EarStone) in their ear.
Unfortunately the fish has to be dead to do this
If he's dead, he wouldn't be able to hear would he?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
"Pick a cod. Any cod!" "Sounds a bit fishy to me | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Here’s the thing, I won a goldfish at the fair a few years ago, everyone said he’d only live for a couple of weeks, but he’s eight now. As soon as I got him home I named him. Goldie. Yeah, original, I knowwwwwwwwwwwwww. I got a nice tank for him, lots of things to swim around and interact with. Little castle, some plants, a mermaid, a treasure chest, all sorts of fun stuff. Goldie gets fed every day with the best fish flakes money can buy and I change his water and clean his tank regularly. He recognizes my voice and when I walk into the room he swims over to the glass and rubs his little face up against it, so cute. I “chat” to him every day and we really have a bond, he’s such a lovely cute little chap. Every day, when I feed him, I call out “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeee” and he swims straight over for his brekkie. He’s so tame, I can put my hand in the tank, put my thumb and forefinger together to make a circle and he’ll happily swim through. Every day I call his name, have a chat, and give him a tummy rub. Every day, for the last eight years, bonding. Every day, “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeeeee, its Markoh…………………………” Every day for 8 years and the thick twat still calls me Bob……………." this made me chuckle | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My goldfish Jaws drowned ...flipped himself out of the bowl & onto the sideboard, end of." My fish did that too, after I'd had him for years. It was a betta fish Marc got me while we were dating (he said flowers were overdone  ) I thought it might be a bad omen for our relationship that he killed himself 
-Courtney | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You sure he's not calling you a knob? " That's what Fabbers call me. My Goldie would never say such a thing. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was in a fish and chip shop the other day and spotted a notice on the glass of the warming tray:- 'Please don't tap on the glass, as it frightens the fish.' " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Here’s the thing, I won a goldfish at the fair a few years ago, everyone said he’d only live for a couple of weeks, but he’s eight now. As soon as I got him home I named him. Goldie. Yeah, original, I knowwwwwwwwwwwwww. I got a nice tank for him, lots of things to swim around and interact with. Little castle, some plants, a mermaid, a treasure chest, all sorts of fun stuff. Goldie gets fed every day with the best fish flakes money can buy and I change his water and clean his tank regularly. He recognizes my voice and when I walk into the room he swims over to the glass and rubs his little face up against it, so cute. I “chat” to him every day and we really have a bond, he’s such a lovely cute little chap. Every day, when I feed him, I call out “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeee” and he swims straight over for his brekkie. He’s so tame, I can put my hand in the tank, put my thumb and forefinger together to make a circle and he’ll happily swim through. Every day I call his name, have a chat, and give him a tummy rub. Every day, for the last eight years, bonding. Every day, “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeeeee, its Markoh…………………………” Every day for 8 years and the thick twat still calls me Bob…………….this made me chuckle " Chuckle? I nearly wet myself laughing | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Here’s the thing, I won a goldfish at the fair a few years ago, everyone said he’d only live for a couple of weeks, but he’s eight now. As soon as I got him home I named him. Goldie. Yeah, original, I knowwwwwwwwwwwwww. I got a nice tank for him, lots of things to swim around and interact with. Little castle, some plants, a mermaid, a treasure chest, all sorts of fun stuff. Goldie gets fed every day with the best fish flakes money can buy and I change his water and clean his tank regularly. He recognizes my voice and when I walk into the room he swims over to the glass and rubs his little face up against it, so cute. I “chat” to him every day and we really have a bond, he’s such a lovely cute little chap. Every day, when I feed him, I call out “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeee” and he swims straight over for his brekkie. He’s so tame, I can put my hand in the tank, put my thumb and forefinger together to make a circle and he’ll happily swim through. Every day I call his name, have a chat, and give him a tummy rub. Every day, for the last eight years, bonding. Every day, “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeeeee, its Markoh…………………………” Every day for 8 years and the thick twat still calls me Bob……………." Fishy: "eight years and the fucking twat still calls Goldie". | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Here’s the thing, I won a goldfish at the fair a few years ago, everyone said he’d only live for a couple of weeks, but he’s eight now. As soon as I got him home I named him. Goldie. Yeah, original, I knowwwwwwwwwwwwww. I got a nice tank for him, lots of things to swim around and interact with. Little castle, some plants, a mermaid, a treasure chest, all sorts of fun stuff. Goldie gets fed every day with the best fish flakes money can buy and I change his water and clean his tank regularly. He recognizes my voice and when I walk into the room he swims over to the glass and rubs his little face up against it, so cute. I “chat” to him every day and we really have a bond, he’s such a lovely cute little chap. Every day, when I feed him, I call out “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeee” and he swims straight over for his brekkie. He’s so tame, I can put my hand in the tank, put my thumb and forefinger together to make a circle and he’ll happily swim through. Every day I call his name, have a chat, and give him a tummy rub. Every day, for the last eight years, bonding. Every day, “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeeeee, its Markoh…………………………” Every day for 8 years and the thick twat still calls me Bob……………. Fishy: "eight years and the fucking twat still calls Goldie"." I could have called him "fish" I suppose. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Here’s the thing, I won a goldfish at the fair a few years ago, everyone said he’d only live for a couple of weeks, but he’s eight now. As soon as I got him home I named him. Goldie. Yeah, original, I knowwwwwwwwwwwwww. I got a nice tank for him, lots of things to swim around and interact with. Little castle, some plants, a mermaid, a treasure chest, all sorts of fun stuff. Goldie gets fed every day with the best fish flakes money can buy and I change his water and clean his tank regularly. He recognizes my voice and when I walk into the room he swims over to the glass and rubs his little face up against it, so cute. I “chat” to him every day and we really have a bond, he’s such a lovely cute little chap. Every day, when I feed him, I call out “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeee” and he swims straight over for his brekkie. He’s so tame, I can put my hand in the tank, put my thumb and forefinger together to make a circle and he’ll happily swim through. Every day I call his name, have a chat, and give him a tummy rub. Every day, for the last eight years, bonding. Every day, “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeeeee, its Markoh…………………………” Every day for 8 years and the thick twat still calls me Bob…………….this made me chuckle Chuckle? I nearly wet myself laughing "I'm here to amuse. Actually I'm here for a shag. Amusing just seems so much easier...... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"im glad hes a survivor" He's tough. But a bit thick. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I've heard Bob is too
..."Is thick the same as girth? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"im glad hes a survivor He's tough. But a bit thick. "maybe he thinks you look like a bob though ? have you ever told him otherwise | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"im glad hes a survivor He's tough. But a bit thick.
maybe he thinks you look like a bob though ? have you ever told him otherwise "I've got a brother called Robert. *editors note; I haven't got a brother called Robert. That was just a comedic device..... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Here’s the thing, I won a goldfish at the fair a few years ago, everyone said he’d only live for a couple of weeks, but he’s eight now. As soon as I got him home I named him. Goldie. Yeah, original, I knowwwwwwwwwwwwww. I got a nice tank for him, lots of things to swim around and interact with. Little castle, some plants, a mermaid, a treasure chest, all sorts of fun stuff. Goldie gets fed every day with the best fish flakes money can buy and I change his water and clean his tank regularly. He recognizes my voice and when I walk into the room he swims over to the glass and rubs his little face up against it, so cute. I “chat” to him every day and we really have a bond, he’s such a lovely cute little chap. Every day, when I feed him, I call out “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeee” and he swims straight over for his brekkie. He’s so tame, I can put my hand in the tank, put my thumb and forefinger together to make a circle and he’ll happily swim through. Every day I call his name, have a chat, and give him a tummy rub. Every day, for the last eight years, bonding. Every day, “Goldieeeeeeeeeeeeeee, its Markoh…………………………” Every day for 8 years and the thick twat still calls me Bob……………." That made me smile.
karen | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"im thick for reading all that 
Are you a goldfish? "no im the messiah and im a very naughty boy | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"im thick for reading all that
Are you a goldfish?
no im the messiah and im a very naughty boy"You're not that Welsh tart then. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"im glad hes a survivor He's tough. But a bit thick.
maybe he thinks you look like a bob though ? have you ever told him otherwise
I've got a brother called Robert.
*editors note; I haven't got a brother called Robert. That was just a comedic device....."Like a banananana skin? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"im glad hes a survivor He's tough. But a bit thick.
maybe he thinks you look like a bob though ? have you ever told him otherwise
I've got a brother called Robert.
*editors note; I haven't got a brother called Robert. That was just a comedic device.....
Like a banananana skin?"Exactly like that. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
