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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I just needed a wee. I ran to the bathroom and my daughter is in the bath. Well this just isn't waiting so in I ran. Her shouting get out mum and me shouting no I need a wee. Plonked myself down started the wee and sighed with relief. At which point I heard a giggle from the windowsill and she has her friend on loud speaker oops lol

So what's your embarrassing moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell into the hot tub in vanilla alturnitive my very first time at a club . Down all four steps after I was helped up I just introduced myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 17, massive crush on my Head Chef. It was Sunday and before I started my lunch shift, I whacked on a couple of layers of mascara, trying to make myself look a little sexier

First job chef asks me to do is take the roast pots out of the oven, which was rocking at full blast. Opened the door, grab a tray and I am hit with a blast of hot steamy air. I slam my eyes shut and my mascara caused my lashed to stick together. I dropped the boiling hot oil from the tray all down the front of my whites, burning my boobs. The Head Chef had to drag me over to the sink where I spent an embaressingly long time with my boobs in the sink, where everyone could see. My nipples were burnt and they blistered. Had to wear beast pads until they healed.

I never lived it down and I never got a date with the chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at my boyfriends parents house and he had ran the bath .It was a Sunday teatime and he had finished work .All family in lounge and had tea .Bathroom was downstairs .I said before you go in Bath I'm going to go to loo .so I did my foot slipped on bath mat and I fell in the bath .Had to go in lounge soaking and everyone laughing.

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By *ishing4playMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Well similar every new years eve I would return home and go out with my old mates....Great time had bumped into a female friend whom I took back home. Well the following morning after a very steamy night we thought we would shower off! Into the bathroom the steam appeared very thick and we were enjoying another session when the door was knocked upon! Yes my father I told him I were in the shower he would have to wait....with that a coin went into the door lock in he ran and started peeing. I quietly mentioned I had a guest in with me? I have never seen him move so fast lol he grabbed his old man trousers open and dashed hahaha!! Later at breakfast Mother said whispering to me you know you could have left us a note haha bless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell into the hot tub in vanilla alturnitive my very first time at a club . Down all four steps after I was helped up I just introduced myself

Hahaha poor you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was 17, massive crush on my Head Chef. It was Sunday and before I started my lunch shift, I whacked on a couple of layers of mascara, trying to make myself look a little sexier

I never lived it down and I never got a date with the chef

Omgoshh that's terrible poor you but I'm sat here laughing my head off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well similar every new years eve I would return home and go out with my old mates....Great time had bumped into a female friend whom I took back home. Well the following morning after a very steamy night we thought we would shower off! Into the bathroom the steam appeared very thick and we were enjoying another session when the door was knocked upon! Yes my father I told him I were in the shower he would have to wait....with that a coin went into the door lock in he ran and started peeing. I quietly mentioned I had a guest in with me? I have never seen him move so fast lol he grabbed his old man trousers open and dashed hahaha!! Later at breakfast Mother said whispering to me you know you could have left us a note haha bless."

Omgoshh this just gets funnier

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By *ishing4playMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

I initially worked for the health service as a chef! But had worked with my grandfather in a slaughter house prior to that where he trained me in knife skills! So I was able to sharpen a knife with a steel very very quickly to a razor like edge

.. So this day a couple of drop dead gorgeous nurses were at the kitchen door I was about to carve some meat so thought an exhibition in knife skills were appropriate (showing off to impress) lol. Well off I started zipping the knife down the steel with ultra speed and accuracy! I then rinsed the knife and continued to wipe it across the rear of my apron! Yes it went clean through that and my trousers undies and finally sliced a rare rump? I ended up down at the ward where the nurse had me leaning over a trolley trousers down buttocks revealed and balls a hanging she said she needed to go get a tetanus jab 2-3 mins had gone by I could here this sniggering I turned around to find a dozen or so nurses staring at me!!! she had been to all 4 wards to tell them

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By *ishing4playMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Pmsl I would liked to have been there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I initially worked for the health service as a chef! But had worked with my grandfather in a slaughter house prior to that where he trained me in knife skills! So I was able to sharpen a knife with a steel very very quickly to a razor like edge

Hahaha well if a guy has a bum to look at it should be shared

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

When I was 20 or so a guy's mum came with him to the date. We ditched her and ran to the pub - at least I passed the first test. Years later he contacted me again hoping to rekindle it, minus his mum. It was still a no.

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"So I just needed a wee. I ran to the bathroom and my daughter is in the bath. Well this just isn't waiting so in I ran. Her shouting get out mum and me shouting no I need a wee. Plonked myself down started the wee and sighed with relief. At which point I heard a giggle from the windowsill and she has her friend on loud speaker oops lol

So what's your embarrassing moment? "

I was seeing a woman last summer...we were having pretty intense and passionate affair...what is more she was a really dirty bitch. Anyhow, during this time we regularly sent each other pretty explicit messages via WhatsApp or fb messenger. One particular day I sent her a message saying 'I can't wait to see you and cover you in cum'. Seconds after sending it I realized I had sent it to the wrong person - a rather straight mate from the cycling club who I was meant to be meeting that evening to go out for a ride....

His reply was classic...'Looking forward to riding out Phil, but if you don't mind I'll pass on the cum'. LMAO

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was 20 or so a guy's mum came with him to the date. We ditched her and ran to the pub - at least I passed the first test. Years later he contacted me again hoping to rekindle it, minus his mum. It was still a no. "

Oh no why would you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what's your embarrassing moment?

His reply was classic...'Looking forward to riding out Phil, but if you don't mind I'll pass on the cum'. LMAO"

Hahahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bathroom is downstairs I had just got out the bath one day, walked out the bathroom to get my towels out the dryer which I always put in pre bath to warm up, just as I came out the bathroom and started walking towards the kitchen the front door opened and in walked my daughter with her new boyfriend, never saw him again after that she still blames me for him not contacting her again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once caught having a wank by my gran. She was on the way out of the door as I opened my eyes. I was only about 13 at the time. Nobody ever mentioned it so I presume she took it to her grave. I was mortified and couldn't finish off that night haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was 17, massive crush on my Head Chef. It was Sunday and before I started my lunch shift, I whacked on a couple of layers of mascara, trying to make myself look a little sexier

I never lived it down and I never got a date with the chef

Priceless xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sent a text meant for W to my manager -

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ah.

I've got this fuck buddy and we see each other weekly. Comes on Monday afternoons and there's no communication outside a txt on Monday morning.

The txt is usually quite cursory but one occasion I went to town. Like:

"Hey you! Can't wait to be balls deep in ya... the missus is out 'till late so we have the whole afternoon."

Something like that.

And I sent it to the wrong person.

Same first name but I sent it to the brother of my gay best friend, who puts me on a pedestal.

So I'm literally hopping round the office going Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! How do I recall it?! When I get a txt back...

"Hi [Joe], thanks for the offer but I'm a bit busy this afternoon."

Crap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bathroom is downstairs I had just got out the bath one day, walked out the bathroom to get my towels out the dryer which I always put in pre bath to warm up, just as I came out the bathroom and started walking towards the kitchen the front door opened and in walked my daughter with her new boyfriend, never saw him again after that she still blames me for him not contacting her again

Haha she will never do that again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was once caught having a wank by my gran. She was on the way out of the door as I opened my eyes. I was only about 13 at the time. Nobody ever mentioned it so I presume she took it to her grave. I was mortified and couldn't finish off that night haha x"

Classic. I'm dreading my boy getting that age lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i sent a text meant for W to my manager -

Haha we won't ask Any reply?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah.

I've got this fuck buddy and we see each other weekly. Comes on Monday afternoons and there's no communication outside a txt on Monday morning.

The txt is usually quite cursory but one occasion I went to town. Like:

"Hey you! Can't wait to be balls deep in ya... the missus is out 'till late so we have the whole afternoon."

Something like that.

And I sent it to the wrong person.

Same first name but I sent it to the brother of my gay best friend, who puts me on a pedestal.

So I'm literally hopping round the office going Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! How do I recall it?! When I get a txt back...

"Hi [Joe], thanks for the offer but I'm a bit busy this afternoon."

Crap.

:/"

Hahaha could have been worse he could have been free

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I try and erase all my embarrassing moments from my mind there has been so many

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Years ago when dating my first boyfriend we were having some pre breakfast fun when his mom walked in the bedroom, opened the curtains and made some remark like "oh yes" & left the room....

Mega embarassing

Mrs _d40

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Years ago when dating my first boyfriend we were having some pre breakfast fun when his mom walked in the bedroom, opened the curtains and made some remark like "oh yes" & left the room....

Mega embarassing

Mrs _d40"

Hahaha can't believe she did that. Omgoshh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we have all been caught by someone close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i sent a text meant for W to my manager -

Haha we won't ask Any reply? "

when i walked into office later i brassed it out - laughed it off and he said - 'saying nowt' - think he was more embarassed than me -

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was screwing my gf at the time n on my bedroom floor when my mum *and one of her friends* came in to the room to have a look at the rug on the floor.

Everyone was mortified *except* for my mother who twittered about as if nothing had happened.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ah. Being ejected from a gay sauna for bad behaviour and feeling quite pleased but then realised in my haste to leave that I'd left my glasses behind and had to return and ask *very nicely* for my specs back.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Xmas party where I thought I was gonna be made redundant and, slightly pissed, gave the incoming chief exec both barrels of the shotgun in front of everyone...

"Who the fuck do you think you are, comin' in here with a bleedin' heart and an MBA, thinking you understand an organisation like this?!"

Rant rant.

Felt much better.

Next day, got a call offering me a job again... d'oh...

And then a few years after that I was researching the history of the organisation and was interviewing previous heads about their time int he job &c.

Got to our chief exec and, amongst the stock questions was, "What was your most difficult moment in the job?" or something.

And he replied, "There was this one time at the staff Christmas party, just after I joined when you...".

Ooops.

I smiled and said, well, maybe you're not such an arsehole after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha well if a guy has a bum to look at it should be shared "

I agree!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just thought of something so embarrassing that I'm not going to share

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Was having sex standing up on a very bouncy bed, bounced off the bed and landed funny which was fine as I was pissed so didn't hurt woke up the next day to an ankle triple my size had to go hospital (the bloke in question took me) it was meant to be a one night stand I then had to tell my work place I had fallen off the bed changing a lamp post only for said guy to say during some drinks with work mates that he has caused said injury lol

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Having just finished sex with my first girlfriend (at her place) we hear the front door close and her mum call up that she was home. She was a very prim and proper lady and we were only 16 at the time so sex was a nono to her.

I jumped off the bed still with a freshly filled condom on and put my clothes on as fast as light before jumping into the desk chair on the other side of the bedroom where we had been 'studying' ...

I made my excuses and cycled home not long after in the rain. I go to the loo to de-Johnny and find that it's gone! I assume it's just fallen off on the cycle home so think nothing more of it. I hang my wet pants up on the airer over the fire in the living room and have dinner with the family in front of the telly.

Half way through Casualty, we hear a rubbery thud and look down to see the missing Johnny sitting in a sloppy mess on the carpet where it had fallen from my now dry trouser leg.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was having sex standing up on a very bouncy bed, bounced off the bed and landed funny which was fine as I was pissed so didn't hurt woke up the next day to an ankle triple my size had to go hospital (the bloke in question took me) it was meant to be a one night stand I then had to tell my work place I had fallen off the bed changing a lamp post only for said guy to say during some drinks with work mates that he has caused said injury lol "

Haha he dobbed you in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having just finished sex with my first girlfriend (at her place) we hear the front door close and her mum call up that she was home. She was a very prim and proper lady and we were only 16 at the time so sex was a nono to her.

I jumped off the bed still with a freshly filled condom on and put my clothes on as fast as light before jumping into the desk chair on the other side of the bedroom where we had been 'studying' ...

Half way through Casualty, we hear a rubbery thud and look down to see the missing Johnny sitting in a sloppy mess on the carpet where it had fallen from my now dry trouser leg....."

Omgoshh no!!!! That's seriously embarrassing

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