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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just floated an air biscuit. It just sort of slipped out.

Terribly terribly sorry everyone, I do apologise......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mine where so bad last night it was like a rat had died inside me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine where so bad last night it was like a rat had died inside me.

Christ woman, mine was only a little bottiecough.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Mine where so bad last night it was like a rat had died inside me.

Christ woman, mine was only a little bottiecough.

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don't know why or what I'd eaten but they where rank, good job I live on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cauliflower and broccoli cheese for tea,bum burps tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cauliflower and broccoli cheese for tea,bum burps tomorrow

Oh dear.

All I did was cut the cheese.....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I farted I farted

I made a trouser cough

I whistled in my boxers

I just peeled one off......

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did you shart?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you shart?

Nope.

Wasn't SBD either.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Did you shart?

Nope.

Wasn't SBD either.

I don't even want to know what that means!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have something wrong with my stomach,my farts hardly ever smell. What is wrong with me??

It does mean I'm safe to let go in a lift or checkout queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lady I don't do farts it's that simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies fart glitter dont you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you shart?

Nope.

Wasn't SBD either.

I don't even want to know what that means!!

Silent But Deadly.

As opposed to SBV, Silent But Violent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies fart glitter dont you know

Tis trew ya know.....

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington

"I farted I farted

I made a trouser cough

I whistled in my boxers

I just peeled one off......"

I've blown my bloody brains out

I've been eating peas

I've broken wind

I've dropped my guts

Open the window please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just floated an air biscuit. It just sort of slipped out.

Terribly terribly sorry everyone, I do apologise......

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has someone been watching weird science

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

nobody can beat my hubby when his guts are upset

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Please excuse the language and what I'm about to write:-

I remember my brother telling me years ago...

"I never realised a woman's shit stank till I got married!"

Still tickles me now 40 summat years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so long as nobody followed through we will survive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so long as nobody followed through we will survive"

No skids.....

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