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If you could suck your own cock would you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a laugh with the hubby tonight him moaning about the lack of BJ he was getting from me. Typical man. Anyway I said well suck it yourself then and he said I would if I could. But would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol when I was about eight or nine I could actually lick the end and get a bit in

Not now though unfortunately

Good job really cause I would never get anything done xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can lol "

Lucky bastard I here men shreek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd try but I fear I may fall head over heels in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish i had one to suck...humph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd try but I fear I may fall head over heels in love "

i think they call that 'falling in love..again'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my own nipples but I don't, as it is so much better being nibbled by another person!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

There's a Bill Hicks joke about that. It goes something along the lines of if it were possible for men to give themselves a blowjob then all the women would be sat on their own... watching an empty stage.

I don't think I'd do it even if I could. Well, maybe just the once or twice to see what it's like. But I think it'd not be as good as getting one from someone else, in the same way that having a wank isn't as good as having someone else wank you off.

That's why men sometimes sit on their arm before having a wank so their hand goes 'dead' and they can't feel it when they wank. It's the next best thing to having someone wank you off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off?

Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like you're wanking off some one else.

Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I certainly would if I could, beats the hell out of watching the crap on TV !!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I am neither large enough nor flexible enough...

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

at least you would'nt have to wonder,if they swallowed.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I can, but only cos since the last op it's kept in a jar on the matlepiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way my wife sucks cock erm............. nope

* creeps round graveyard *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a coach coming back from London many years ago, an article in a newspaper left on the seat told of the death of a man who had tried to suck his own cock. Apparently he had set up ropes and tied them to himself, a sort of pulley system, so that he could pull his legs and head closer together, unfortunately we have no way of knowing whether he did it as he had a heart attack and was found still tied up in the morning by his cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO Rather let a girl do it lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off?

Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like you're wanking off some one else.

Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off..."

*adds these to his 'Swinging Bingo card'*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a cock,, but if i could give myself oral would i want to?? nahhh more fun being intimate with someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have a cock,, but if i could give myself oral would i want to?? nahhh more fun being intimate with someone else"

Some things are better done with the opposite sex

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I dont have a cock,, but if i could give myself oral would i want to?? nahhh more fun being intimate with someone else

Some things are better done with the opposite sex "

Equally, some things are better done with the same sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have a cock,, but if i could give myself oral would i want to?? nahhh more fun being intimate with someone else

Some things are better done with the opposite sex

Equally, some things are better done with the same sex! "

Whatever floats your boat as they say , nothing wrong with that

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I have on my phone, a picture of a black fella sucking his Tool, with the caption,

"The winner, of Africa's got Talent!"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn't, I could also finger my own Bum but wouldn't do that either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could, but there`s no way I`m putting that in my mouth, I know where its been.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"I could, but there`s no way I`m putting that in my mouth, I know where its been. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can dogs lick their own cock and balls and not us humans?

Well to be fair we did get opposable thumbs that allowed us to create and use so many tools... and masturbate furiously!

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By *anchestercouple2011Couple
over a year ago

stockport

dam right i would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would I if i could? I have bloody tryed but cant bend that far! come close lol

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

lol, I wouldnt... So much better some-one else doing it... I am straight..so not sure a male mouth would be the same feeling? I am guessing it would feel like a shark on the end of my willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to when I was younger, by back wouldn't take it any more I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men would if they could

Similar question: would all men masterbate if they had hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All men would if they could

Similar question: would all men masterbate if they had hands "

No as they are too bloody lazy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Had a laugh with the hubby tonight him moaning about the lack of BJ he was getting from me. Typical man. Anyway I said well suck it yourself then and he said I would if I could. But would you?"
i havent got a cock, so no. But if i could lick my own cunt i wouldnt either, some people are far better at that

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