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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My penis betrayed me today, I've temporarily fell out with it and there's going to be strong words said tonight.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Give it a damn good thrashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why...didn't it go hard when you wanted it....or did it go stiff when you didn't want it to.??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give it a damn good thrashing"

It's never known discipline like it's going to receive later, I hate to fight with my best friend, but he's just took it too far this time. He was out of order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penis needs tender,loving care. Have a chat with him to find out if he has something on his mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't know cocks could play a guitar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why...didn't it go hard when you wanted it....or did it go stiff when you didn't want it to.??"

He had a beautiful woman encapsulating him, yet he decided it was an acceptable time to nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god....I agree with Adam give it a good thrashing or strangle it to death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god....I agree with Adam give it a good thrashing or strangle it to death."

choke the chicken so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god....I agree with Adam give it a good thrashing or strangle it to death.

choke the chicken so to speak "

hope im not on a ban for mentioning the chocking of poultry

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I blame the parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis betrayed me today, I've temporarily fell out with it and there's going to be strong words said tonight."

Will it be getting a bollocking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it needs a kick start...so kick it in the bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it wasn't cock sure of itself and was a bit shy.??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't know cocks could play a guitar."

He can do a very basic version of wonder wall, that is all. He had the loving, caring and tenderness speech earlier. He didn't respond and remained away with the fairies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm gonna start doing some stretches now so it can receive a good head butt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't it even get a lazy lob on.??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Entirely flaccid, shrivelled even.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My penis betrayed me today, I've temporarily fell out with it and there's going to be strong words said tonight.

Will it be getting a bollocking?"

He's going to be firmly informed of the disappointment and shame that he has brought upon both him and me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this beautiful lady naked??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful you don't cause brain damage!!!

L

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was this beautiful lady naked??"
naked, with a mouthful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Careful you don't cause brain damage!!!

L "

I'm going to do worse! My abnormally straight penis will be made out to spell my name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna start doing some stretches now so it can receive a good head butt."

mind your back tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna start doing some stretches now so it can receive a good head butt.

mind your back tho lol "

I intend to injure him, or atleast hurt his feelings!

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