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The 2 rules to success on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rule 1... Don't reveal everything you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 2- always refer to rule 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rule 2- always refer to rule 1 "

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

To quote Officer McKay in Porridge: There are 2 rules in this prison: 1, You do not write on the walls. 2, You obey all the rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule three ,,,,there is no rule three

Rule 4 ... See rule 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 5- don't talk about Rule Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 5 avoid all conflicts unless you have a tin hat and popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rule 5 avoid all conflicts unless you have a tin hat and popcorn "

Make this rule 6 then

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Don't believe everything you read.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

One rule. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rule three ,,,,there is no rule three

Rule 4 ... See rule 3 "

Rule 7- if your friend is being glum or silly give him a slap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't believe everything you read."

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I'm pretty sure one of the rules is:

"You need patience, lol"

(Or Haribos)

Mr ddc

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If the rule is 12" then google reverse the image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Expect nothing from anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rule three ,,,,there is no rule three

Rule 4 ... See rule 3

Rule 7- if your friend is being glum or silly give him a slap xx"

I will have to try this

Ps I still have the bruses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be genuine and swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule erm 10

Pooch is always right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be a cunt. That should be the only rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Nobody are what they seem

2. The higher the pedestal, the further the fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 12 a: kick yourself firmly in the nads then afterwards everything else will seem pleasantly civilised.

In the case of the fairer sex a long hat pin jabbed firmly in the posterior will suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 11, don't forget the rope!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant go to rule 11?..your eardrums will implode and a mans bollocks get forced into his stomach..dont touch it !

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

1st RULE: You do not talk about Fab.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Fab

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the meet is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a lady.

5th RULE: One meet at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE:Meets will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at Fab, you HAVE to become a forumite

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't trust anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rule 6 7 8 9 10

spank me again and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always take shoes and socks off before trousers......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule number 9: Try to agree as much as u can even

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

My 2 rules for success when on Fab are...

1. Treat every approach as from a twat until proven otherwise.

2. When at a party, don't wipe your cock on the curtains!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

Rules ???? Rules ???? Rules are there to be broken xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 13: Always remember that you’re unique...just like everyone else

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Rule 1: Remember it's the tinternet

Rule 2: Don't take it all so seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rule 1: Remember it's the tinternet

Rule 2: Don't take it all so seriously

"

we have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rule 1: Remember it's the tinternet

Rule 2: Don't take it all so seriously

we have a winner!"

Agreed

Mwah x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Rule 1: Fancy a fuck?

Rule 2: Do you take anal bareback?

*Disclaimer, I don't endorse any of these rules, well maybe rule 1

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Rule 431: Don't eat the yellow snow...unless that's your thing

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"* Expect nothing from anyone.

"

Covers everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Shag? Surely patience is the first rule? Lol

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Rule 1: Remember it's the tinternet

Rule 2: Don't take it all so seriously

we have a winner!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the best rule always be yourself and make others happy ,not always possible i know because many see the negative and don't take the time to find out how you tick before they make their decision and some don't give a toss what others think

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"But the best rule always be yourself and make others happy ,not always possible i know because many see the negative and don't take the time to find out how you tick before they make their decision and some don't give a toss what others think "

Rule 3 Trademark is limited to one emoji per post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But the best rule always be yourself and make others happy ,not always possible i know because many see the negative and don't take the time to find out how you tick before they make their decision and some don't give a toss what others think

Rule 3 Trademark is limited to one emoji per post "
damn hope they don't bring that rule in my posts are colourful

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And of course informative

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy and industrious

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey and my emojee finger has eveready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 1 fab is not reality

Rule 2 reality is different to fab

Rule 3 always charge your phone before blogging on fab

Rule 4 always charge your phone after fab

Rule 6 all your "type" live the other side of the country

Rule 7 don't keep refreshing fab it only ever disappoints

Rule 8 see rule 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have rules ,that's the best way ,try not to get irritated oh and within reason don't give a rats arse what others think ,be individual ,free speach ,be nice and be cheerful whatever time of day it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 14.

Men wearing nothing but socks shalt not get laid.

Rule 15.

The body type Fabulous can mean anything

Rule 16.

Platinum members can purchase genuine Japanese sky remotes at 80% western size (to account for smaller hands)

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm thinking, I've had a busy weekend.................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rule 40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are"
if it seems someone is out to get you, everyone is

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"* Expect nothing from anyone.

"

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