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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We would like to point out from the onset.

We are genuine timewasters not wannabe`s or people pretending to be, we`re the real deal.

We`ve got fed up with folk recently actually contacting us looking for a meet, their cheek holds no bounds.

So, from this moment on, will you please only contact us if you have no intention of meeting.

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We would like to point out from the onset.

We are genuine timewasters not wannabe`s or people pretending to be, we`re the real deal.

We`ve got fed up with folk recently actually contacting us looking for a meet, their cheek holds no bounds.

So, from this moment on, will you please only contact us if you have no intention of meeting.

Rant over.

"

Should we have posted this in the "meets" section?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am also a timewaster who will not meet at the drop of a hat, has the damn temerity to have fixed age limits and refuses to help out those poor business men who are in town overnight and wish to find entertainment better than Sky Box Office. Tut indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a stuck up cow who is extremely fussy, so please don't message me as I am unlikely to meet anyone new!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a butch lesbian with no interest in men what's so ever. Well I must be if I keep turning down these gorgeous single men. Sarcasm will get me everywhere today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun. "

Your an angel these men must think they have died and gone to swinging heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a f**K, no pictures sorry as I'm a high court judge, or did I just see one anyway get ready I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun.

Your an angel these men must think they have died and gone to swinging heaven."

No my plan backfired, now I`m gonna have to spend all afternoon explaining to them it was only a joke. Sad but true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it beats watching Eastenders omnibus I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are also 100% genuine timewasters. If we get messages from couples/singles who haven't wasted their time reading our waste of a time profile then we, in turn, will waste our time sending a message back saying "thanks, but no thanks".... In turn, they will waste more time writing out a message calling us "timewaster".

Oh yes, we are the real deal

*also starts winking singles we have no interest in*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun.

Your an angel these men must think they have died and gone to swinging heaven.

No my plan backfired, now I`m gonna have to spend all afternoon explaining to them it was only a joke. Sad but true. "

*stops winking*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"

We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun. "

Well I didn't get one so you must be a timewaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are also 100% genuine timewasters. If we get messages from couples/singles who haven't wasted their time reading our waste of a time profile then we, in turn, will waste our time sending a message back saying "thanks, but no thanks".... In turn, they will waste more time writing out a message calling us "timewaster".

Oh yes, we are the real deal

*also starts winking singles we have no interest in*"

Wow you really are going for it - I bow down to your obvious expertise!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun.

Well I didn't get one so you must be a timewaster. "

Hold on, wait your turn, your on next years list.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

First time I've been glad to have an empty Wink box.

...ooo, that wounds rude, Wink Box... *snigger*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First time I've been glad to have an empty Wink box.

...ooo, that wounds rude, Wink Box... *snigger*"

you all winked out mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need to be sure you had a timewasting verification. Not a phone, webcam or meet in person one. I only deal with genuine timewasters, sick to the back teeth of these wannabe wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a timewaster who is so far up my own arse that I can see my own tonsils. Because I have the cheek to refuse to help out the married men who want to cheat on their wives, or the men who want to travel 150 miles "just for a coffee, honest". Yer, right!

Incidentally, I'm also a cyber-person with fake boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? "

Now that's a thinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a timewaster who is so far up my own arse that I can see my own tonsils. Because I have the cheek to refuse to help out the married men who want to cheat on their wives, or the men who want to travel 150 miles "just for a coffee, honest". Yer, right!

Incidentally, I'm also a cyber-person with fake boobs. "

I knew it!!! You can soooo tell the timewasters in chat...

As to this timewaster veri, it could have a little thumbs down pic instead of the tick perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? "

I`ll send you one........ soon.............. I promise......... It may not be next week though, as I have a last minute, unforseen emergency happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like?

I`ll send you one........ soon.............. I promise......... It may not be next week though, as I have a last minute, unforseen emergency happening. "

Is that a genuine unforeseen emergency?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like?

I`ll send you one........ soon.............. I promise......... It may not be next week though, as I have a last minute, unforseen emergency happening.

Is that a genuine unforeseen emergency? "

Of couse, is there any other type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? "
an hourglass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how we could get a timewaster verification to look like? an hourglass!"

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"

We`ve just sent "winks" to about 50 single guys....... This is soooo much more fun. "

You didn't send me one though Boo Hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I join this 'exclusive' club?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

think i am a time waster? just wasted 30 mins on the forums , when should be ironing.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

um, yeah ok, should be alright, err, maybe, no absolutely, definitely, oh, ummmm, certainly, wouldn't miss it, mess you around? Never, ohhh, ummm, ahhh, slight problem, may be late, will defo be there, my dog's auntie's brother's gerbil has been unmasked as a serial killer and i can't make it, sorry, maybe next time, let me know what happens.

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