FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Desert island teamwork game

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, a variation on my usual game.

Pick someone (or several people) from this thread to escape with, from a sinking ship, in a lifeboat, to a desert island, Castaway style.

Who would you choose, how would you use them, and do you think they could help you get back to civilisation?

Of course, for now your only choice is me, but the thread should get more fun as we go along

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

[Removed by poster at 10/01/16 10:56:51]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

I could probably float back to civilisation on what your holding in your pic.......eventually that is

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK brain...you look like you can handle some physical work so you're in so far, on the basis you can help inflate the raft, sort out the sea survival kit,cut the line and look forward to dropping the sea anchor down and drifting to sun sea sand and mmmm

OK who's bobbing in the water and needs pulling in.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"[Removed by poster at 10/01/16 10:56:51]"

I would use Ladystephanie as a mast (standing at an immense 5'11") and her clothes a sail. I would tie deadwood together using her hair not before having her reach for coconuts for the journey back to civilisation.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos


"[Removed by poster at 10/01/16 10:56:51]

I would use Ladystephanie as a mast (standing at an immense 5'11") and her clothes a sail. I would tie deadwood together using her hair not before having her reach for coconuts for the journey back to civilisation. "
o

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/16 11:04:16]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brain i would like to see you getting sweaty building a shelter

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nooooo, don't mention desert islands or funky might get the wrong idea. I spent 6 months on one with him about 5 yrs ago counting 100's & 1000's and am still undergoing therapy although thankfully I'm off the meds

Oh hang on, that was a dessert island

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooooo, don't mention desert islands or funky might get the wrong idea. I spent 6 months on one with him about 5 yrs ago counting 100's & 1000's and am still undergoing therapy although thankfully I'm off the meds

Oh hang on, that was a dessert island "
groan. ..sorry you're being pushed out the life raft you'd lower morale!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taff and Pooch would be marvellous hunter gatherers, forging into the wilderness whilst discussing the finer points of quantum physics.

When no-one came to rescue us, Shag could remind us to have patience (and supply Haribo).

Tosh and PP would ensure no-one missed a sunrise.

Courtney would keep us all on the straight and narrow with sound advice.

Voddy would supply snuggles at times of stress.

Lady Lick can keep me company sunbathing.

(I like this Island of yours Brain).

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at coordinating building works. We will soon have this place habitable. Just need some strong fabbers please.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Royal Marine for the survival training.

A story teller for the boring nights.

Me to do the washing and cooking.

A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Royal Marine for the survival training.

A story teller for the boring nights.

Me to do the washing and cooking.

A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.

Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Royal Marine for the survival training.

A story teller for the boring nights.

Me to do the washing and cooking.

A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.

Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?

"

We can start with that one and move onto Bali Hai. We might piss the men off with the singing though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Royal Marine for the survival training.

A story teller for the boring nights.

Me to do the washing and cooking.

A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.

Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?

We can start with that one and move onto Bali Hai. We might piss the men off with the singing though "

Surely not. If we were also providing food I reckon we'd be forgiven.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*puts fingers in ears and watches ImNoAngel & HighHeels have a bit of girly fun

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Royal Marine for the survival training.

A story teller for the boring nights.

Me to do the washing and cooking.

A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.

Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?

We can start with that one and move onto Bali Hai. We might piss the men off with the singing though

Surely not. If we were also providing food I reckon we'd be forgiven. "

They would be catching and foraging for the food. We could make grass skirts and bras from coconuts. We'd need the marine to fashion us a blade out of bone or stone to shave with. I'm full of good ideas today

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs. "

Why would you want to be rescued??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would need lots of strong intelligent brave men and some strong minded women cause I'm a bit of a weakling.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a civil engineer in real life so I could help build Sex swings

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs.

Why would you want to be rescued?? "

Because desert islands represent nothing like that idyllic utopian image we have in our heads...espe5for the city slickers !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs.

Why would you want to be rescued??

Because desert islands represent nothing like that idyllic utopian image we have in our heads...espe5for the city slickers ! "

It's a fantasy desert island though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs.

Why would you want to be rescued??

Because desert islands represent nothing like that idyllic utopian image we have in our heads...espe5for the city slickers !

It's a fantasy desert island though "

stripes down to board shorts and lives the dream

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Royal Marine for the survival training.

A story teller for the boring nights.

Me to do the washing and cooking.

A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.

Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?

We can start with that one and move onto Bali Hai. We might piss the men off with the singing though

Surely not. If we were also providing food I reckon we'd be forgiven.

They would be catching and foraging for the food. We could make grass skirts and bras from coconuts. We'd need the marine to fashion us a blade out of bone or stone to shave with. I'm full of good ideas today "

If there are actually coconuts made to accommodate your rather marvellous boobage, they could double as life boats!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs. "

Fish finger anyone?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs.

Why would you want to be rescued?? "

Because the amount of furious sex I'd engage in with Highheels would soon render the island overpopulated with rampaging babies!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Oh well if we can use the immense skills of those in the armed forces....

A royal engineer ....very useful, could construct me a proper house with all the mod cons...

A Para ...not much use domestically I will grant you ...but I would need silk sheets...

A Maureen ( Royal marine) could fashion some nice false nails I guess

SAS trooper hunting and fishing and just keeping quiet

SBS excellent swimmers if the trooper can't get me food I can get him to swim to the nearest mc Donald's

An regiment of MP's to keep the fookers working

And of course a few nice people from here to have fun with

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top