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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yes or no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to and yes I got the buzz from it for a while, but it soon became boring, I'd rather wait for the real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, however, it has to be with the right person with the right accent etc...

Not everyone can do it IMHO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not ever.

It's puerile and pathetic and seedy.

However .......

when you get horny cos you are talking to someone you know and it gets that way then it's a good taster.... BUT NEVER with a stranger and as ever I say the same ole same ole thing... it's NOT sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One needs to have a very good imagination in order to do phone sex well IMHO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not ever.

It's puerile and pathetic and seedy.

However .......

when you get horny cos you are talking to someone you know and it gets that way then it's a good taster.... BUT NEVER with a stranger and as ever I say the same ole same ole thing... it's NOT sex.

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my guy is away a lot so we sometimes get horny on the phone or on skype ....but its really no consolation prize.... i want the real thing and Im with u there granny never never with someone i dont know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh behave Pearl. I can imagine for Europe never mind England!

I'd rather wank alone.

I get horny if im attracted to the person on the end of the phone but never with someone ive not spoken to before.

It's laughable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not ever.

It's puerile and pathetic and seedy.

However .......

when you get horny cos you are talking to someone you know and it gets that way then it's a good taster.... BUT NEVER with a stranger and as ever I say the same ole same ole thing... it's NOT sex.

my guy is away a lot so we sometimes get horny on the phone or on skype ....but its really no consolation prize.... i want the real thing and Im with u there granny never never with someone i dont know"

I've had a thought. I COULD do it with a stranger for money .....but that isn't a turn on it's imagination ( which Pearl has tons of ) and working creatively.

Might ask Pearl to be the Madam of my first Sex Line.... she can train the girls up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do it with a total stranger either.

I have done it with playmates and would be playmates though, great fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a stranger no I ain't a sex line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do it with a total stranger either.

I have done it with playmates and would be playmates though, great fun! "

So are you coming in on the business or not ? We could do it twixt our day jobs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't do it with a total stranger either.

I have done it with playmates and would be playmates though, great fun!

So are you coming in on the business or not ? We could do it twixt our day jobs.... "

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Nah, I prefer my day job!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Its ok when I'm being paid £1.50 a minute to listen to them,

but other than that it can be fun when away and not able to physically make it to GF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No....boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg tried this lately and now my phone key pad is swelling up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its ok when I'm being paid £1.50 a minute to listen to them,

but other than that it can be fun when away and not able to physically make it to GF."

Bet she's happy with her substitute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg tried this lately and now my phone key pad is swelling up."

With 6 and 9 being most affected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never enjoyed phone sex as it is boring and does absolutely nothing for me at all and also for a while I did it to earn some extra money and hated it but at the time it was a means to an end, I have on my profile that I do not do phone sex but still they try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldnt do it, wouldnt know what to say to be honest. I could with my guy, but then we would talk about things we have done and Id get turned on then but with strangers I would rarely be turned on by talk. And if someone said "what are you wearing" I just laugh down the phone.

The reality is that i would be wearing something goddawful, hair scraped back, flanelette pj's and fluffy slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg tried this lately and now my phone key pad is swelling up.

With 6 and 9 being most affected. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no never we only found out that people who live by you can pick phones up on radio scanners no sodding way i would do it incase a neighbours have a scanner lol even baby monitors can be picked up on scanners?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

nope just find it really frustrating and leaves you wanting more !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done this as part of four play before a meet with the person was very horny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes or no?"

No, its boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tried, but the coin slot isn't big enough

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

I get confused in payphones as to whether to press Button A or Button B

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nope, I ruined 3 phones cos they're not waterproof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldnt find anyone to accept reverse charge calls lol

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

no ive neva done it really

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's not great.

I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.

Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.

All in all I wont be doing it again.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"It's not great.

I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.

Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.

All in all I wont be doing it again."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not great.

I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.

Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.

All in all I wont be doing it again."

Did not have you down as a quitter! lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"It's not great.

I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.

Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.

All in all I wont be doing it again.

Did not have you down as a quitter! lol"

You're right I'm not. OK assume the position dear, I have it on vibrate

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By *trr21Man
over a year ago

EAST SUFFOLK


"One needs to have a very good imagination in order to do phone sex well IMHO! "

Totally agree, I have got a good imagination, and let's face it, those who have a good imagination are far more exciting at the real thing too. Perhaps phone sex is a good tool, hehe, for judging someone's bedroom potential?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not great.

I split 2 condoms trying to fit them over my phone then I eventually managed it I couldn't hear anything.

Also apparently an iPhone isn't great ergonomically for a foofoo to take.

All in all I wont be doing it again.

Did not have you down as a quitter! lol

You're right I'm not. OK assume the position dear, I have it on vibrate "

Funny, that is usually my line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to change my phone the vibration is not strong enough

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Not for me at all. I like the real thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance I'm stickin my iPhone up my lady garden you mad ? phone sex ffs

* sits on coffin *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay i admit it....... it's the way she says at the Third stroke..... I mean ....THREE strokes ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay i admit it....... it's the way she says at the Third stroke..... I mean ....THREE strokes ..."
trust you i new it when i see you had posted , lol be somthing , lolol god gran you all most made me wee myself here xx

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