FabSwingers.com forum: Bottle up the f@nny...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yay or nay... you know those pictures lol.....is it a Yay. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay or nay... you know those pictures lol.....is it a Yay. .."

Are we talking a 2 litre bottle or just your bog standard 500mls ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nay on anything up a famny pics. They do nothing for me. I like a fanny pic with a man exposing the clitoris for me to see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not the 500mls lmao! Those little bottles, every now and then I come across a picture with a little bottle 330ml? And the kneck of the bottle is shoved up the crack... suppose it's the same with sky remotes and guys lol...

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Calour gas bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calour gas bottle? "

Ouch !! But search long enough I have no doubt there will be a pic on here somewhere

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Better not be glass.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better not be glass.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar !!

No I have not. I have seen 2 girls and 1 cup though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it isn't a broken bottle..... Ouchie!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Better not be glass.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar !!

If it's the one I've seen it made me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not for us - same with veggies - im like - ok its a hole but dont need to see it filled in that way -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not for us - same with veggies - im like - ok its a hole but dont need to see it filled in that way - "

Not seen many veggies but seen a few bottles lol

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

It's the other way round in Bootle

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Don't like anything inserted unless they are sex toys or men's/women's bits

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

"Yay or nay... you know those pictures lol.....is it a Yay. .."

Glass is just an instant no, in fact anything that's not a purpose made sex you is a bad idea!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

When will I learn not to google things!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When will I learn not to google things!

Your not browsing hard enough lol have a flick through fab! Suppose guys are just as bad with deodorant cans and remotes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kinda wishing I never posted this now... am I the only one seeing the bottles lol?! Probably just a coincidence on a couple of profiles...!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I'd rather have a full bottle inside of me than a full frontal lobotomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better not be glass.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar !!

No I have not. I have seen 2 girls and 1 cup though!"

Couldn't watch all of that lol made me want to puke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better not be glass.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar !!

No I have not. I have seen 2 girls and 1 cup though!

Couldn't watch all of that lol made me want to puke "
a lil bit of poo, wee, sick, slosh never hurt nobody! Juuuuust joking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh the fun to be had with a Pom bottle.

Comes in three sizes, too.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like anything spectacular or out of the ordinary, but something's just aren't safe to even attempt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a Nebuchadnezzar up the fanny....now that would be impressive!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Oh fuck.....you'd better all avoil my pics then lol xxxx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Oh fuck.....you'd better all avoil my pics then lol xxxx"

Avoid.....damm i so hate predictive xx

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By *unjamesMan
over a year ago

Banbury

Galliano tastes nice and is a lovely bottle ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the one pic of any woman that is an instant turn off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better not be glass.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar !!

He didn't even go ouch. He must have done so much damage to rectum, sigmoid and descending colon. It'd be amazing if he hadn't perforated it.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Ooh the fun to be had with a Pom bottle.

Comes in three sizes, too."

Ooo I have two of them in my fridge

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Disappointment.

I thought it was going to be a bottle of scent, encapsulating l'essence de la femme.

L'essence de Sophie RRP £0.69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuck.....you'd better all avoil my pics then lol xxxx"

nice wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this could be dangerous. They sometimes get stuck. Then a dr has to drill a tiny hole in it to release the suction. Sorry to be a party pooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this could be dangerous. They sometimes get stuck. Then a dr has to drill a tiny hole in it to release the suction. Sorry to be a party pooper"

Or even worse you wouldn't want to be going at it so vigorously that it creates a vacuum in the bottle and goes airtight n pulls you inside out!

Carefully does it!

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Definitely definitely don't look at my pics then , why be boring and stick to sex toys ffs lol ... I use what god put on the earth lol x

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Definitely definitely don't look at my pics then , why be boring and stick to sex toys ffs lol ... I use what god put on the earth lol x"

Wish I hadn't looked! Each to their own I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely definitely don't look at my pics then , why be boring and stick to sex toys ffs lol ... I use what god put on the earth lol x

Wish I hadn't looked! Each to their own I guess. "

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

"Yay or nay... you know those pictures lol.....is it a Yay. ..

Glass is just an instant no, in fact anything that's not a purpose made sex you is a bad idea! "

Why?

You can get glass dildo's.

Anything can be used as long as used carefully and hygienically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking Jeroboam? Now that would be showing off! However a Nebuchadnezzar may well smart a bit.

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

"Not the 500mls lmao! Those little bottles, every now and then I come across a picture with a little bottle 330ml? And the kneck of the bottle is shoved up the crack... suppose it's the same with sky remotes and guys lol..."

is my childish mind?

am I the only one that that read 'every now and then I come across a picture with a little bottle ' that had schoolboy chuckle???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely definitely don't look at my pics then , why be boring and stick to sex toys ffs lol ... I use what god put on the earth lol x"

some wonderful photos just love them

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

Dont do it unless you want to end up on the wall of fame at A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuck.....you'd better all avoil my pics then lol xxxx"

love the veg photos

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

"Oh fuck.....you'd better all avoil my pics then lol xxxx

love the veg photos "

I have loads of fruit, veg, bottles and other house hold objects photos inserted inside me, why on earth would i want to play solely with dull dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuck.....you'd better all avoil my pics then lol xxxx"

Just prepping the cucumber for some party sarnies eh? lol

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe

a wizzards sleeve springs to mind.....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like what this couple are doing. It's different and they are so obviously having fun. I also think it's a bit naff to effectively say my kink is fine, but theirs isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own.

But not for me thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once did, with champagne still in it- very nice! Wasn't so much fun once I realised he'd left some foil on it...

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By *ylonesqueMan
over a year ago

Near Aberystwyth

"Yay or nay... you know those pictures lol.....is it a Yay. .."

Yes, I love seeing it.

Bottles, fruit or veg...I'm not fussy, I'll look at them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once shoved a roll on deodrant up my pussy till it disapeared then squeezed so it shot out. I shot it out with such force it put a dint in the bedroom wall hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like it!

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By *ylonesqueMan
over a year ago

Near Aberystwyth

"I once shoved a roll on deodrant up my pussy till it disapeared then squeezed so it shot out. I shot it out with such force it put a dint in the bedroom wall hahaha"

Gosh, I could have hours of fun with you.

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