FabSwingers.com forum: Is it just myth

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok so we all know that us men are sometimes im this and im that

i know from experience that there is men out there that claim to be able to deliver this and make you feel that

who thinks that there could actually be some sort of sex god out there ?

im an atheist , im not a believer nor am i a disbliever in religion or gods

but i am a firm believer in that everything has a purpose and everything has its reasons and explanations

so what if there once " GODS "

what if there is such a thing as reincarnation ?

what if there could actually be sex gods out there

thoughts ?

we as sinical and hypocritical as you like , its all fun after all

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If there are sex gods there need to be sex goddesses it's been my experience that nobody can be a great lay unless the other person is too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'm here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us."

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, you sound more like an agnostic than an atheist.

Atheists don't believe in God or any religion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here!"

but your also there lol

your maybe everywhere ,,, who knows ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, you sound more like an agnostic than an atheist.

Atheists don't believe in God or any religion

oh right , i googled atheist the other day and it said nor a believer or disbeliever ?

but i shall take your word for that then , i am an agnostic

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"ok so we all know that us men are sometimes im this and im that

i know from experience that there is men out there that claim to be able to deliver this and make you feel that

who thinks that there could actually be some sort of sex god out there ?

im an atheist , im not a believer nor am i a disbliever in religion or gods

but i am a firm believer in that everything has a purpose and everything has its reasons and explanations

so what if there once " GODS "

what if there is such a thing as reincarnation ?

what if there could actually be sex gods out there

thoughts ?

we as sinical and hypocritical as you like , its all fun after all "

you haven't been eating those funny mushrooms have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there are sex gods there need to be sex goddesses it's been my experience that nobody can be a great lay unless the other person is too."
m..it takes two to tango

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

how difficult is it for a women to free ride a man tillo he cums ?

i know exactly how difficult that is to me

its on a same level as a man being able to make you cum ladys

i aint no 2 pumps and a squirt , i go for gold and i always get my medal

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"ok so we all know that us men are sometimes im this and im that

i know from experience that there is men out there that claim to be able to deliver this and make you feel that

who thinks that there could actually be some sort of sex god out there ?

im an atheist , im not a believer nor am i a disbliever in religion or gods

but i am a firm believer in that everything has a purpose and everything has its reasons and explanations

so what if there once " GODS "

what if there is such a thing as reincarnation ?

what if there could actually be sex gods out there

thoughts ?

we as sinical and hypocritical as you like , its all fun after all "

Well if there were gods they would be immortal so would never be reincarnated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok so we all know that us men are sometimes im this and im that

i know from experience that there is men out there that claim to be able to deliver this and make you feel that

who thinks that there could actually be some sort of sex god out there ?

im an atheist , im not a believer nor am i a disbliever in religion or gods

but i am a firm believer in that everything has a purpose and everything has its reasons and explanations

so what if there once " GODS "

what if there is such a thing as reincarnation ?

what if there could actually be sex gods out there

thoughts ?

we as sinical and hypocritical as you like , its all fun after all

you haven't been eating those funny mushrooms have you

not had magics since i was 14 yr old no , i dont really do drugs anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok so we all know that us men are sometimes im this and im that

i know from experience that there is men out there that claim to be able to deliver this and make you feel that

who thinks that there could actually be some sort of sex god out there ?

im an atheist , im not a believer nor am i a disbliever in religion or gods

but i am a firm believer in that everything has a purpose and everything has its reasons and explanations

so what if there once " GODS "

what if there is such a thing as reincarnation ?

what if there could actually be sex gods out there

thoughts ?

we as sinical and hypocritical as you like , its all fun after all

Well if there were gods they would be immortal so would never be reincarnated."

we dont know that tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way "

God of sexual assault? God of non-consensual sex? God of... oh. This isn't looking good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"ok so we all know that us men are sometimes im this and im that

i know from experience that there is men out there that claim to be able to deliver this and make you feel that

who thinks that there could actually be some sort of sex god out there ?

im an atheist , im not a believer nor am i a disbliever in religion or gods

but i am a firm believer in that everything has a purpose and everything has its reasons and explanations

so what if there once " GODS "

what if there is such a thing as reincarnation ?

what if there could actually be sex gods out there

thoughts ?

we as sinical and hypocritical as you like , its all fun after all

Well if there were gods they would be immortal so would never be reincarnated.

we dont know that tho "

I do

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya "

As that's unlikely to happen perhaps you could try and explain in writing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way

God of sexual assault? God of non-consensual sex? God of... oh. This isn't looking good."

no i actually meant in the , way that he was not interested in a relationship and was smitten type way

maybe there are gods and there is equaly a women out there that can sit on my cock and ride me in a way like not 1 women haqs ever been possible to do

ever

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way

God of sexual assault? God of non-consensual sex? God of... oh. This isn't looking good."

you just stung him with that answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way

God of sexual assault? God of non-consensual sex? God of... oh. This isn't looking good.

no i actually meant in the , way that he was not interested in a relationship and was smitten type way

I don't think you read the books. He wanted a relationship.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

DUUUUUUUDE are you trying to out whathefuck your previous posts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya

As that's unlikely to happen perhaps you could try and explain in writing."

i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

i know for a fact as soon as my cock went into u youd be thinking omfg is this really happeneing ,, am i really feeling this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way

God of sexual assault? God of non-consensual sex? God of... oh. This isn't looking good.

no i actually meant in the , way that he was not interested in a relationship and was smitten type way

I don't think you read the books. He wanted a relationship."

i didnt read the books i watched the film

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

i think it's enough to fuck like the God of Thunder!

And if you're lucky, you may get fucked back by the thunder goddess!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya

As that's unlikely to happen perhaps you could try and explain in writing.

i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

i know for a fact as soon as my cock went into u youd be thinking omfg is this really happeneing ,, am i really feeling this "

when you say you know from experience I am going to presume you were on the receiving end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and in the film to me all he was after was a fuk and someone to whip the crap out of and not get done for it

no am not into whipping a women

not at all

im into doing my bloody best to fuk her in ways shes never gonna forget

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya

As that's unlikely to happen perhaps you could try and explain in writing.

i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

i know for a fact as soon as my cock went into u youd be thinking omfg is this really happeneing ,, am i really feeling this

when you say you know from experience I am going to presume you were on the receiving end?"

no my experience having fukd enough women to last 10 blokes a liketime

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"and in the film to me all he was after was a fuk and someone to whip the crap out of and not get done for it

no am not into whipping a women

not at all

im into doing my bloody best to fuk her in ways shes never gonna forget "

If you really want to make a woman groan just private message her with your philosophies dude

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm here!"

How omnipotent are you?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya

As that's unlikely to happen perhaps you could try and explain in writing.

i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

i know for a fact as soon as my cock went into u youd be thinking omfg is this really happeneing ,, am i really feeling this

when you say you know from experience I am going to presume you were on the receiving end?

no my experience having fukd enough women to last 10 blokes a liketime "

so basically your experience is no experience?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i think it's enough to fuck like the God of Thunder!

And if you're lucky, you may get fucked back by the thunder goddess!"

that is yet to happen

i aint never met no woman that can actually fuk me in a way to make me say wow

thats somet i aint felt before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya

As that's unlikely to happen perhaps you could try and explain in writing.

i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

i know for a fact as soon as my cock went into u youd be thinking omfg is this really happeneing ,, am i really feeling this

when you say you know from experience I am going to presume you were on the receiving end?

no my experience having fukd enough women to last 10 blokes a liketime

so basically your experience is no experience?"

explain

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"i think it's enough to fuck like the God of Thunder!

And if you're lucky, you may get fucked back by the thunder goddess!

that is yet to happen

i aint never met no woman that can actually fuk me in a way to make me say wow

thats somet i aint felt before

Right I am stopping before I get a timeout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and in the film to me all he was after was a fuk and someone to whip the crap out of and not get done for it

no am not into whipping a women

not at all

im into doing my bloody best to fuk her in ways shes never gonna forget

If you really want to make a woman groan just private message her with your philosophies dude

thats been happening since the 90's dude

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, you sound more like an agnostic than an atheist.

Atheists don't believe in God or any religion

oh right , i googled atheist the other day and it said nor a believer or disbeliever ?

but i shall take your word for that then , i am an agnostic "

Atheists don't believe in any gods (theists do). Agnostics are the ones who are unsure one way or the other - neither a believe nor non-believer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more "

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What makes you think there aren't gods and goddesses?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I'm here!

but your also there lol

your maybe everywhere ,,, who knows ?"

Omnipresent and omnipotent.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya

As that's unlikely to happen perhaps you could try and explain in writing.

i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

i know for a fact as soon as my cock went into u youd be thinking omfg is this really happeneing ,, am i really feeling this "

oooooooo kaaaaay...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?"

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

OK last one you stated that you know from experience that "most men are 2 pumps and a squirt" so for you to know this from experience you would have to be the one experiencing it, kapeesh? It's not rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and in the film to me all he was after was a fuk and someone to whip the crap out of and not get done for it

no am not into whipping a women

not at all

im into doing my bloody best to fuk her in ways shes never gonna forget "

Nah, he was looking for a relationship.

I think you need to work on your movie comprehension.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya

As that's unlikely to happen perhaps you could try and explain in writing.

i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

i know for a fact as soon as my cock went into u youd be thinking omfg is this really happeneing ,, am i really feeling this

oooooooo kaaaaay..."

are you religous ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think it's enough to fuck like the God of Thunder!

And if you're lucky, you may get fucked back by the thunder goddess!"

I find you should stop before you're Thor. Never mind about Odin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and in the film to me all he was after was a fuk and someone to whip the crap out of and not get done for it

no am not into whipping a women

not at all

im into doing my bloody best to fuk her in ways shes never gonna forget

Nah, he was looking for a relationship.

I think you need to work on your movie comprehension."

i dont lol but ok

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'."

Hey Hunter I see I'm not the only one to nibble here and I hate myself but I couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that thread we had the other day about how lots of people only want to sleep with people who are intelligent...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'."

im not argeuing with you

but what yr saying is every comment of experience thats posted on here is just that aswell so your saying that to everyone that says theyve done this today , calling them all liars ,,, as its third hand info

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'.

im not argeuing with you

and there folks we have another nail in the coffin of the English language

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"of course there must be goddesses

if there a gods obviously

but,,,,,,,,

as said previously in my threads or posts ,,

i make that sex what it is , i make the most of that womans body and take it to the levels of experience that id do

I don't understand what you mean.

you would if i put my cock in ya

As that's unlikely to happen perhaps you could try and explain in writing.

i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

i know for a fact as soon as my cock went into u youd be thinking omfg is this really happeneing ,, am i really feeling this "

You may have heard that it's good to have confidence but it's possible to go too far. Waaaaay too far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last guy who walked the earth and claimed to be related to a God was nailed to a cross.

So I'm no God of anything.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'.

im not argeuing with you

that is not what was said or implied in any way shape or form what was clearly stated that for YOU to say YOU know it from experience then YOU would have to experience it YOURSELF so as to be able to say that YOU know it from experience.For example if I tell you that I gave birth to a narwhal that would be MY experience me telling you does not equate to YOU having that experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think that anyone can be great at sex with every single person they have sex with, with all the different bodies and ways of responding. People are different and what makes one person writhe in ecstasy may bore another to tears.

So no, "sex gods" do not exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'.

im not argeuing with you

Did it hurt?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'.

im not argeuing with you

Did it hurt?

na I used an epidural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... what would my sex god be like...

- Bi/pansexual

- Kinky

- Switch

- Smallish penis

- Would last about 5-10 mins for sex

I suspect that's very different to what the OP's sex god would be like. Even if the OP is straight.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I don't think that anyone can be great at sex with every single person they have sex with, with all the different bodies and ways of responding. People are different and what makes one person writhe in ecstasy may bore another to tears.

So no, "sex gods" do not exist."

Plus individual mood and circumstances can come into it, and general health at the time, and circumstances, hormones, tiredness...

The same two people can have amazing sex on one occasion but mediocre/rubbish sex at a different time.

I'm in agreement with you. Nobody can be amazing, every time, with every person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose "

it's extremely common to feel like your destined to be something more, your different and special...there have been studies in psychology on the subject i'm sure, there's a name for it even but i'm fucked if i'm digging through these psychology text books (i keep them to make myself look clever) to find the name..

but really nobody is, to quote tyler durden "you are not special, you are the all singing all dancing scum of the earth" (not you personally, that wasn't me calling you names)

nobody is more special or better than anyone else.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

So no, "sex gods" do not exist.

Plus individual mood and circumstances can come into it, and general health at the time, and circumstances, hormones, tiredness...

The same two people can have amazing sex on one occasion but mediocre/rubbish sex at a different time.

I'm in agreement with you. Nobody can be amazing, every time, with every person."

AHEM AHEM lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose

but really nobody is, to quote tyler durden "you are not special, you are the all singing all dancing scum of the earth" (not you personally, that wasn't me calling you names)

nobody is more special or better than anyone else.

I am always being told I am "fucking special"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

So no, "sex gods" do not exist.

Plus individual mood and circumstances can come into it, and general health at the time, and circumstances, hormones, tiredness...

The same two people can have amazing sex on one occasion but mediocre/rubbish sex at a different time.

I'm in agreement with you. Nobody can be amazing, every time, with every person.

AHEM AHEM lol"

You can dream!

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

So no, "sex gods" do not exist.

Plus individual mood and circumstances can come into it, and general health at the time, and circumstances, hormones, tiredness...

The same two people can have amazing sex on one occasion but mediocre/rubbish sex at a different time.

I'm in agreement with you. Nobody can be amazing, every time, with every person.

AHEM AHEM lol

You can dream!

BUSTED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last guy who walked the earth and claimed to be related to a God was nailed to a cross.

So I'm no God of anything."

Nah. He wore a purple robe, was a politician and claimed we were ruled by a race of lizards. He was called David Icke. I think he has resurfaced in the form of the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex god? I am not sure,everyone is different,we think its about being an attentive lover,assuming one can go into a meeting as a sex god is arrogant at best,the op said he is an atheist, talking about "purpose" and "here for a reason" is not the views of an atheist

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over a year ago

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose

but really nobody is, to quote tyler durden "you are not special, you are the all singing all dancing scum of the earth" (not you personally, that wasn't me calling you names)

nobody is more special or better than anyone else.

I am always being told I am "fucking special""

that can be taken many ways

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose

but really nobody is, to quote tyler durden "you are not special, you are the all singing all dancing scum of the earth" (not you personally, that wasn't me calling you names)

nobody is more special or better than anyone else.

I am always being told I am "fucking special"

that can be taken many ways

I'm taking it as a compliment

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm more a sex artist than god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose

but really nobody is, to quote tyler durden "you are not special, you are the all singing all dancing scum of the earth" (not you personally, that wasn't me calling you names)

nobody is more special or better than anyone else.

I am always being told I am "fucking special"

that can be taken many ways

I'm taking it as a compliment

at least your positive in your thinking sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more a sex artist than god

i'm more piss artist than sex artist myself

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose

but really nobody is, to quote tyler durden "you are not special, you are the all singing all dancing scum of the earth" (not you personally, that wasn't me calling you names)

nobody is more special or better than anyone else.

I am always being told I am "fucking special"

that can be taken many ways

I'm taking it as a compliment

at least your positive in your thinking sir

why thankyou my good man

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm seeking my inner sex goddess right now.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm seeking my inner sex goddess right now.

You'll never reach her with that thing. I'll have a rummage around for my giant dildo.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

"i think it's enough to fuck like the God of Thunder!

And if you're lucky, you may get fucked back by the thunder goddess!

that is yet to happen

i aint never met no woman that can actually fuk me in a way to make me say wow

thats somet i aint felt before

Maybe you're just fucking for the sake of fucking.

Getting more sex is fine, but there's a few out there who when you come into contact with them it's elemental...

Find one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm seeking my inner sex goddess right now.

You'll never reach her with that thing. I'll have a rummage around for my giant dildo.

NOOOOOOO! I'm only little. I might break something search with that thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm seeking my inner sex goddess right now.

You'll never reach her with that thing. I'll have a rummage around for my giant dildo.

Post a pic of it.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose "

You do know that christian grey is a fictional character?

Are you sure you've not gotten confused with Pinnochio

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm seeking my inner sex goddess right now.

You'll never reach her with that thing. I'll have a rummage around for my giant dildo.

Post a pic of it.

Next time I come across it I will and you can stop making up your own jokes.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"If there are sex gods there need to be sex goddesses it's been my experience that nobody can be a great lay unless the other person is too."

Yet another reason we should meet.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"If there are sex gods there need to be sex goddesses it's been my experience that nobody can be a great lay unless the other person is too.

Yet another reason we should meet.

I thought the bull whip scared you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm seeking my inner sex goddess right now.

You'll never reach her with that thing. I'll have a rummage around for my giant dildo.

Post a pic of it.

Next time I cum across it I will and you can stop making up your own jokes.

Oo-er.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm seeking my inner sex goddess right now.

You'll never reach her with that thing. I'll have a rummage around for my giant dildo.

Post a pic of it.

Next time I cum across it I will and you can stop making up your own jokes.

Oo-er.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've never come across a religion that feels there is a sex god

I'm totally list with this thread, as initially it was about sex gods and then some other stuff.

Guess we'llknow/or wwon't know, what there is or isn't, when we die

I see myself as an atheist and skeptic if that adds to your list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The talkers are never the doers. Where sex is concerned I've found that the quiet ones are the best. As my English teacher used to say- empty vessels make more noise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The last guy who walked the earth and claimed to be related to a God was nailed to a cross.

So I'm no God of anything."

i aint cliaming to be a god tho , i know am a good fuk and thats that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The talkers are never the doers. Where sex is concerned I've found that the quiet ones are the best. As my English teacher used to say- empty vessels make more noise. "

i was quiet until last year and then thought fuk this

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

By 38 you really should be past this stage OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'.

im not argeuing with you

Did it hurt?

did what hurt ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By 38 you really should be past this stage OP."

past what stage ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex god? I am not sure,everyone is different,we think its about being an attentive lover,assuming one can go into a meeting as a sex god is arrogant at best,the op said he is an atheist, talking about "purpose" and "here for a reason" is not the views of an atheist"

whats that the views of ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'.

im not argeuing with you

Did it hurt?

did what hurt ?"

When he gave birth to the narwhal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The talkers are never the doers. Where sex is concerned I've found that the quiet ones are the best. As my English teacher used to say- empty vessels make more noise. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose

You do know that christian grey is a fictional character?

Are you sure you've not gotten confused with Pinnochio

tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The talkers are never the doers. Where sex is concerned I've found that the quiet ones are the best. As my English teacher used to say- empty vessels make more noise.

so youve never once came across a doer that can back up his claims ?

or have you just never felt the need to see if hes being truthful ?

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'.

im not argeuing with you

Did it hurt?

did what hurt ?

When he gave birth to the narwhal."

it was worth any pain to get a response from you hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The talkers are never the doers. Where sex is concerned I've found that the quiet ones are the best. As my English teacher used to say- empty vessels make more noise.

so youve never once came across a doer that can back up his claims ?

or have you just never felt the need to see if hes being truthful ?"

The latter. If someone brags it puts me off.

They could be the bestest shag in the world but I'll never know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i know from experience that most men are 2 pumps and a squirt and that most women are left frustrated and wanting more

You say that most men prematurely ejaculate, and that you know it's true from experience...

So why does it say you're straight on your profile?

experience from the many conversations i have had with so many women

That's not really experience, that's 'third hand information'.

im not argeuing with you

Did it hurt?

did what hurt ?

When he gave birth to the narwhal."

can i just say lookinjg at your pics , as i had last night but couldnt bfind you again on the threads ,, those purple tights in my opinion look really really nice and if im honest they are the best looking tights or stockings what ever you prefer , i do like to keep my vocabulary to a certain limit as to not confuse others less fortunate lol

anyway yeh them tights they are the iv seen on this entire sight and yr legs wear them well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and now my bloody chips are borderline burnt , fuk it im starving and theres ebough huinger and famin going on in the world for me to throw them out and start again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so what religion do you have to be to believe in god ? do you believe in just one god that covers all , or do you believe that there is different gods for different things ?

thats pretty confusinjg dont you think , the all mighty god , and the other gods

its a massive head fuk

its like politics , im prime minister but you are vin charge of revenues and you are in charge of refuge desposal

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"The last guy who walked the earth and claimed to be related to a God was nailed to a cross.

So I'm no God of anything."

But he did get famous .....

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over a year ago

"The last guy who walked the earth and claimed to be related to a God was nailed to a cross.

So I'm no God of anything.

But he did get famous .....

and created thee biggest world order ever written in history

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

maybe i should let my beard and hair grow past my shoulders and start floatin around in my bath robe and mokason slippers haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there are sex gods there need to be sex goddesses it's been my experience that nobody can be a great lay unless the other person is too."

Takes 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i read someones post about beinmg over confident , arrogance and confidence ,,, there is a very fine line , and everything i say makes sense and i know for a fact everyone including the straight blokes reading this is thinking who the fuk is this guy and where do his answers come from , they aint googled he aint got time

think fast people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behold the flying spaghetti monster.

Marvel at his noodley appendages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an atheist too.

I do believe in fate and that things happen for a reason. I often believe our paths are some what planned out for us.

thats exactly how i think and how i have always thought

i feel inside my soul that i am here for a purpose

i have always known that i was special and that i made women feel things not many others do or have

if that makes nme sound crazy so be it

i know what i am and i know what im not

and full of shit aint even in it

som what if i sound arrogant

maybe im like christian grey in a kind of god type way and im just waiting for that goddess to cross my path ?

everything has a reason and everything has a purpose "
taking delusion to its extreme, I bet you thought you had the X factor too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wow!"

good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that dont sound right comin from me lol

orite lass hows it garn

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I have been out all day; so only just seen this thread and read it from start to finish.

Comedy gold!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

im told that im never ever lost for words and that in itself is 1 special quality

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"im told that im never ever lost for words and that in itself is 1 special quality

It's the missing words in between the words you do have that that creates the confusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wow!"

I know, it's so full of pasta goodness. I'm in awe...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im told that im never ever lost for words and that in itself is 1 special quality

It's the missing words in between the words you do have that that creates the confusion.

i can only appologise

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

"im told that im never ever lost for words and that in itself is 1 special quality

give monkeys typewriters they will type "words" too does not mean they will make any sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wow!

I know, it's so full of pasta goodness. I'm in awe...

i love pasta and its part of my daily diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said the same thing to that dude who started the 2 poor men thread, acting like this is gonna set yourself up or a fall. This is arrogant not people using big words because they just happen to know what they mean.

I agree that sometimes you can have a connection with someone and have really good sex I had it with my ex of almost 10 years. I had it with a random guy off another forum that I'd met 9 times in total and couldn't believe how good it was considering he was a new person, I'd always thought to have amazing sex like my ex and I had you'd have to be together a long time but 2nd best fuck guy was awesome.

I've slept with other people that have been alright and I've enjoyed myself but that guy had fucking mad skills. Do I think you have them, it doesn't come across from your posts, like this dude was also off a forum and I'd conversed with him for about a year before meeting, he never blew smoke up his own arse or really spoke about anything overtly rude or sexual but when he did, fuck he just captured it in an instant just a few words helped me see his soul and his soul was dark and fucked up and when we met it was confirmed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im told that im never ever lost for words and that in itself is 1 special quality

give monkeys typewriters they will type "words" too does not mean they will make any sense."

im that much of a monkey you had to check me out tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I said the same thing to that dude who started the 2 poor men thread, acting like this is gonna set yourself up or a fall. This is arrogant not people using big words because they just happen to know what they mean.

what you mean by his soul was dark and fukd up ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and did that make him a good fuk lol ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In training to be a Buddha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In training to be a Buddha

do you spend yr training in greggs the bakers lol ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe In all gods plus my BF is a sex god no lie

His personality is how can I say a peice of shit but he's a Defo sex God X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I believe In all gods plus my BF is a sex god no lie

His personality is how can I say a peice of shit but he's a Defo sex God X "

its still a personality tho , its his own personal personality , personality is what it says ,,, personal , its what makes us individuals ,, the world would would be a pretty boring place if we all floated round on a conveyer belt dont we think ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still love him though he is ad ego sex god we just clash total different personalities X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my personality is mine all mine , not many people get let in and thats the way i like it ,,

some people will never like me and i will never give a fuk

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Speechless

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over a year ago

"my personality is mine all mine , not many people get let in and thats the way i like it ,,

some people will never like me and i will never give a fuk

I thought you liked giving fucks

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over a year ago

"Speechless

youd be even more speechless if i fukd ya lass and that is a fact

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over a year ago

"and did that make him a good fuk lol ?"

Well yeah I refer to him as 2nd best fuck guy. I've spoken about him many times. What I mean by his soul being dark I just mean he was a devient, he was vile, he wasn't what I refer to as a hoe for show! Like if a guy says yeah you can lick my arse because I want to do it but know he's just saying it cos I wanna do it not because he's enjoying it. It's just something inside a person that makes them sexual beings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and did that make him a good fuk lol ?

so what if his soul was slightly dark and fukid up but not in the way you describe

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over a year ago

"how difficult is it for a women to free ride a man tillo he cums ?

i know exactly how difficult that is to me

its on a same level as a man being able to make you cum ladys

i aint no 2 pumps and a squirt , i go for gold and i always get my medal "

I've ridden many men until they have orgasmed. Just because it doesn't happen for you doesn't mean it doesn't for others.

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over a year ago

"and did that make him a good fuk lol ?

so what if his soul was slightly dark and fukid up but not in the way you describe "

Then he wouldn't be the awesome fuck that I liked would he. He'd just be fucked up.

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over a year ago

Simple observation but if the OP is the "sex God" of fab....then why just one (cam) verification in seven months?

Surely all these women would be singing his praises...hymns etc?

Or has he struck them dumb?

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over a year ago

Well I'm actually quite a shit shag, the 'anti-OP' in a way.

Is anyone here an 'average' shag for balance?

I think we need a road test!

Anyone prepared to 'take one for the team' and shag all 3 of us (Mr shit shag, Mr average shag, and Mr OMG shag) and report back?

Me first mind, no sloppy seconds or thirds here!

I'm not really interested in the results, I just want someone to commit to shagging me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say the Lord loves a trier lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simple observation but if the OP is the "sex God" of fab....then why just one (cam) verification in seven months?

Surely all these women would be singing his praises...hymns etc?

Or has he struck them dumb?"

please not another .... Oh hes no veris so hes obvioulsy full of it lol

and ladys . Dont say sex dont matter then ask me in the next breath .... If yr such an awesome fuk why are you single . Do women that do that actually realise how they sound ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

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"Simple observation but if the OP is the "sex God" of fab....then why just one (cam) verification in seven months?

Surely all these women would be singing his praises...hymns etc?

Or has he struck them dumb?

please not another .... Oh hes no veris so hes obvioulsy full of it lol

and ladys . Dont say sex dont matter then ask me in the next breath .... If yr such an awesome fuk why are you single . Do women that do that actually realise how they sound ? "

Sensible and not taken in by hollow words?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seawitch . What i mean is ' what if he was that awesome fuk you describe but dark and fukd up in a different way than you described . What if his dark fukd up thing gave him a personality and individuality in a way you liked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simple observation but if the OP is the "sex God" of fab....then why just one (cam) verification in seven months?

Surely all these women would be singing his praises...hymns etc?

Or has he struck them dumb?

please not another .... Oh hes no veris so hes obvioulsy full of it lol

and ladys . Dont say sex dont matter then ask me in the next breath .... If yr such an awesome fuk why are you single . Do women that do that actually realise how they sound ?

Sensible and not taken in by hollow words?"

but my words aint hollow and not 1 lass iv fukd has ever felt taken in afterwards either

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over a year ago

Serious question OP.

When the women you've had sex with tell you how good it was, do they volunteer it proactively without prompt or is it in response to you asking them if your performance was of a high standard?

If the former, then you're a sex God and I do doff my cap to you Sir, if the latter then they might be giving the answer you want to hear?

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over a year ago

A sex god for me would be one that could turn me on with just his presence.

Who knew what i wanted even when i didnt know. Who made me laugh and made me feel free to be me.

Its far more outside the bedroom stuff. It starts with good conversation and stimulating my mind before a touch is ever exchanged x

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over a year ago

"A sex god for me would be one that could turn me on with just his presence.

Who knew what i wanted even when i didnt know. Who made me laugh and made me feel free to be me.

Its far more outside the bedroom stuff. It starts with good conversation and stimulating my mind before a touch is ever exchanged x

Fancy some Ben & Jerry's

(It's all about the foreplay ... )

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over a year ago

"A sex god for me would be one that could turn me on with just his presence.

Who knew what i wanted even when i didnt know. Who made me laugh and made me feel free to be me.

Its far more outside the bedroom stuff. It starts with good conversation and stimulating my mind before a touch is ever exchanged x

Fancy some Ben & Jerry's

(It's all about the foreplay ... )"

A wise man told me haged daus is better..taste test?

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"Simple observation but if the OP is the "sex God" of fab....then why just one (cam) verification in seven months?

Surely all these women would be singing his praises...hymns etc?

Or has he struck them dumb?

please not another .... Oh hes no veris so hes obvioulsy full of it lol

and ladys . Dont say sex dont matter then ask me in the next breath .... If yr such an awesome fuk why are you single . Do women that do that actually realise how they sound ?

Sensible and not taken in by hollow words?

but my words aint hollow and not 1 lass iv fukd has ever felt taken in afterwards either

Why am I thinking here that you've opened up a lot more and are actually quite a nice person underneath that tough uncaring exterior that you first approached these forums with?

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over a year ago

"Seawitch . What i mean is ' what if he was that awesome fuk you describe but dark and fukd up in a different way than you described . What if his dark fukd up thing gave him a personality and individuality in a way you liked "

Mate I don't know what the fuck you are on about now.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well I'm actually quite a shit shag, the 'anti-OP' in a way.

Is anyone here an 'average' shag for balance?

I think we need a road test!

Anyone prepared to 'take one for the team' and shag all 3 of us (Mr shit shag, Mr average shag, and Mr OMG shag) and report back?

Me first mind, no sloppy seconds or thirds here!

I'm not really interested in the results, I just want someone to commit to shagging me!

I'll do it. I'm practically a virgin again so I come to this with fresh, erm, eyes and can be objective.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A sex god for me would be one that could turn me on with just his presence.

Who knew what i wanted even when i didnt know. Who made me laugh and made me feel free to be me.

Its far more outside the bedroom stuff. It starts with good conversation and stimulating my mind before a touch is ever exchanged x

I used know someone like that. I might get in touch and tell him he's a sex god.

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over a year ago

"Well I'm actually quite a shit shag, the 'anti-OP' in a way.

Is anyone here an 'average' shag for balance?

I think we need a road test!

Anyone prepared to 'take one for the team' and shag all 3 of us (Mr shit shag, Mr average shag, and Mr OMG shag) and report back?

Me first mind, no sloppy seconds or thirds here!

I'm not really interested in the results, I just want someone to commit to shagging me!

I'll do it. I'm practically a virgin again so I come to this with fresh, erm, eyes and can be objective.

yay! Thanks! Just need a 'middle of the roader' volunteer now ...

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over a year ago

"Simple observation but if the OP is the "sex God" of fab....then why just one (cam) verification in seven months?

Surely all these women would be singing his praises...hymns etc?

Or has he struck them dumb?

please not another .... Oh hes no veris so hes obvioulsy full of it lol

and ladys . Dont say sex dont matter then ask me in the next breath .... If yr such an awesome fuk why are you single . Do women that do that actually realise how they sound ?

Sensible and not taken in by hollow words?

but my words aint hollow and not 1 lass iv fukd has ever felt taken in afterwards either

Why am I thinking here that you've opened up a lot more and are actually quite a nice person underneath that tough uncaring exterior that you first approached these forums with?"

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"Simple observation but if the OP is the "sex God" of fab....then why just one (cam) verification in seven months?

Surely all these women would be singing his praises...hymns etc?

Or has he struck them dumb?

please not another .... Oh hes no veris so hes obvioulsy full of it lol

and ladys . Dont say sex dont matter then ask me in the next breath .... If yr such an awesome fuk why are you single . Do women that do that actually realise how they sound ?

Sensible and not taken in by hollow words?

but my words aint hollow and not 1 lass iv fukd has ever felt taken in afterwards either

Why am I thinking here that you've opened up a lot more and are actually quite a nice person underneath that tough uncaring exterior that you first approached these forums with?

You see that too scarlet ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So even without me we are still no closer to a straight answer with a valid point ?

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"So even without me we are still no closer to a straight answer with a valid point ? "

Alas we are mere mortals awaiting your guidance

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over a year ago

"So even without me we are still no closer to a straight answer with a valid point ?

Alas we are mere mortals awaiting your guidance

as the wise man once said . Look to the stars for giudance . They shall lead us to where we all need to be

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"So even without me we are still no closer to a straight answer with a valid point ?

Alas we are mere mortals awaiting your guidance

as the wise man once said . Look to the stars for giudance . They shall lead us to where we all need to be "

Confusious say man who wook at stars for guidance only get stiff neck

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over a year ago

"So even without me we are still no closer to a straight answer with a valid point ?

Alas we are mere mortals awaiting your guidance

as the wise man once said . Look to the stars for giudance . They shall lead us to where we all need to be

Confusious say man who wook at stars for guidance only get stiff neck

laying down on the job aint always as lazy an outlook as thought to be

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"So even without me we are still no closer to a straight answer with a valid point ?

Alas we are mere mortals awaiting your guidance

as the wise man once said . Look to the stars for giudance . They shall lead us to where we all need to be

Confusious say man who wook at stars for guidance only get stiff neck

laying down on the job aint always as lazy an outlook as thought to be

I used to have a job where my specialty was lying down ......

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over a year ago

"So even without me we are still no closer to a straight answer with a valid point ?

Alas we are mere mortals awaiting your guidance

as the wise man once said . Look to the stars for giudance . They shall lead us to where we all need to be

Confusious say man who wook at stars for guidance only get stiff neck

laying down on the job aint always as lazy an outlook as thought to be

I used to have a job where my specialty was lying down ......

i once had to lay in the back of a hurs to fit rear shock absorbers . My boss said to stop temping fate . How else was i meant to fit them lol

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"So even without me we are still no closer to a straight answer with a valid point ?

Alas we are mere mortals awaiting your guidance

as the wise man once said . Look to the stars for giudance . They shall lead us to where we all need to be

Confusious say man who wook at stars for guidance only get stiff neck

laying down on the job aint always as lazy an outlook as thought to be

I used to have a job where my specialty was lying down ......

i once had to lay in the back of a hurs to fit rear shock absorbers . My boss said to stop temping fate . How else was i meant to fit them lol "

Sounds like a dead end job to me that one......

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