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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the soft drinks. I had my share last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great party that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

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you could be the sexy barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

Oh...do you mean help yourself?

you on the menu too Toshn ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the soft drinks. I had my share last night. "
well drink yer own I'm not moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

Oh...do you mean help yourself?

you on the menu too Toshn ??

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maybe after a grandad nap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got nibbles and a bottle of Don Julio, who's for body shots??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

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there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's doing the music?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!!"
hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's doing the music? "
I'll sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!!"

I can help, I've run a bar before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my pot noodle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plays the birdie song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!!"
yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!!

I can help, I've run a bar before

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yep you have the cleavage your hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's doing the music? I'll sing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

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yer need to get a man in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx"

Me? Flirting? Never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!!

I can help, I've run a bar before

yep you have the cleavage your hired

That's well sexist but wtf you have yourself a barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plays the birdie song

Agadoo next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's doing the music? I'll sing

Let's do a duet ~ bit of Dolly & Kenny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

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you and Missmo bankrupted me x

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Ok, I've arrived, I've brought wine and vodka and nibbles - is the music on yet? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!!

I can help, I've run a bar before

yep you have the cleavage your hired

That's well sexist but wtf you have yourself a barmaid

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nice one. Now just do sexy and serve xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

yer need to get a man in

I do...know any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!!

I can help, I've run a bar before

yep you have the cleavage your hired

That's well sexist but wtf you have yourself a barmaid

Whoop whoop. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, I've arrived, I've brought wine and vodka and nibbles - is the music on yet? Xx"
yep I'm in fine voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x"

Ha ha .You loved it .X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

yer need to get a man in

I do...know any?

"
I know a man in a hat and pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd like to be the fluffer please?

Never tried it before - and it looks like there are LOADS of cushions that need fluffing up in here!

Who's first with their - cushion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X"
nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's doing the music? I'll sing

Let's do a duet ~ bit of Dolly & Kenny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'd like to be the fluffer please?

Never tried it before - and it looks like there are LOADS of cushions that need fluffing up in here!

Who's first with their - cushion?

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you can fluff my cushion

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I think I'd like to be the fluffer please?

Never tried it before - and it looks like there are LOADS of cushions that need fluffing up in here!

Who's first with their - cushion?

Oooo can I be your apprentice please? I'm quite good with my hands xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

yer need to get a man in

I do...know any?

I know a man in a hat and pants

Obviously my first choice but i heard he was tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'd like to be the fluffer please?

Never tried it before - and it looks like there are LOADS of cushions that need fluffing up in here!

Who's first with their - cushion?

you can fluff my cushion

Aw thanks! Is it a big cushion? Can I rest my head on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'd like to be the fluffer please?

Never tried it before - and it looks like there are LOADS of cushions that need fluffing up in here!

Who's first with their - cushion?

Oooo can I be your apprentice please? I'm quite good with my hands xx"

Course you can love! I hear some people love a good fluffing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's doing the music? I'll sing

Let's do a duet ~ bit of Dolly & Kenny

Islands in the stream that is what we are ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I've arrived, I've brought wine and vodka and nibbles - is the music on yet? Xx"

We are mullering some classics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'd like to be the fluffer please?

Never tried it before - and it looks like there are LOADS of cushions that need fluffing up in here!

Who's first with their - cushion?

you can fluff my cushion

Aw thanks! Is it a big cushion? Can I rest my head on it?

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well it's average i dont know about yer head but I reckon you would struggle to breath with a mouthful of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'd like to be the fluffer please?

Never tried it before - and it looks like there are LOADS of cushions that need fluffing up in here!

Who's first with their - cushion?

you can fluff my cushion

Aw thanks! Is it a big cushion? Can I rest my head on it?

well it's average i dont know about yer head but I reckon you would struggle to breath with a mouthful of it

Gosh - lucky I'm good at holding my breath then isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

yer need to get a man in

I do...know any?

I know a man in a hat and pants

Obviously my first choice but i heard he was tired

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I reckon after a little grandad nap he would be good to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'd like to be the fluffer please?

Never tried it before - and it looks like there are LOADS of cushions that need fluffing up in here!

Who's first with their - cushion?

you can fluff my cushion

Aw thanks! Is it a big cushion? Can I rest my head on it?

well it's average i dont know about yer head but I reckon you would struggle to breath with a mouthful of it

Gosh - lucky I'm good at holding my breath then isn't it?

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bonus. It does help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

yer need to get a man in

I do...know any?

I know a man in a hat and pants

Obviously my first choice but i heard he was tired

I reckon after a little grandad nap he would be good to go

Ohhh can i spoon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do I throw a good party or what ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

yer need to get a man in

I do...know any?

I know a man in a hat and pants

Obviously my first choice but i heard he was tired

I reckon after a little grandad nap he would be good to go

Ohhh can i spoon?

"
ok bin the jimjams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem!"
is that Welsh ?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

An old Labour do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

An old Labour do?"
yeah fuck the nanny state

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Stop everyone I'm here

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over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop everyone I'm here

Now the party really starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop everyone I'm here

Now the party really starts "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop everyone I'm here

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hey you have a cleavage. Do you want a barmaids job ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Stop everyone I'm here

Now the party really starts "

Yup hic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol ."
don't spit it's rude

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Stop everyone I'm here

hey you have a cleavage. Do you want a barmaids job ?

Go on then as long as you do me doggy style behind the bar while I'm serving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

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nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol . don't spit it's rude

Ok. For you I will swallow .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop everyone I'm here

hey you have a cleavage. Do you want a barmaids job ?

Go on then as long as you do me doggy style behind the bar while I'm serving

"
oh go on then. Is that like the minimum wage ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol . don't spit it's rude

Ok. For you I will swallow .

"
your hired xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol . don't spit it's rude

But if I keep swallowing I'll get fat - I read it somewhere! I also read somewhere - I think - that if you swallow semen really, really fast and it comes out in your wee really quick it can get stuck in your fanny and you'll get pregnant!!!! Gods honest truth that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol . don't spit it's rude

Ok. For you I will swallow .

your hired xx

Yay. I got a job .Whoop whoop .

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Stop everyone I'm here

hey you have a cleavage. Do you want a barmaids job ?

Go on then as long as you do me doggy style behind the bar while I'm serving

oh go on then. Is that like the minimum wage ? Xx

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol . don't spit it's rude

"
we was talking wine yer tart xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol . don't spit it's rude

Oh shit .Spit spit spit!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop everyone I'm here

hey you have a cleavage. Do you want a barmaids job ?

Go on then as long as you do me doggy style behind the bar while I'm serving

oh go on then. Is that like the minimum wage ? Xx

Nah

"
ok so you want doggy style behind the bar and bonuses ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

Biggest perk? It's Toshs party .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol . don't spit it's rude

Oh shit .Spit spit spit!!"

Yes'm miss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great party that!!!

you could be the sexy barmaid

I can do the barmaid bit!! hope yer better at barmaiding then serving in a cafe. Or making tea

Cheeky fecker. I kept that cafe going!! yer flirted with the customers and did not turn up most mornings. But yer you was ok xx

Me? Flirting? Never.

you and Missmo bankrupted me x

Ha ha .You loved it .X nope I was disgusted. I was trying to run a respectable cafe

Achem! is that Welsh ?

No. Just splurted my wine out reading that!! Lol . don't spit it's rude

Oh shit .Spit spit spit!!"
don't listen to her. It's healthy .. honest. Mine is low fat and unpregnable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

Biggest perk? It's Toshs party .

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you tell her

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over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

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the after party

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

well charming cant get in police wont let me say theres some sort of shin dig going on and naked bodies told em it was only tosh but they still wont let me in

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"well charming cant get in police wont let me say theres some sort of shin dig going on and naked bodies told em it was only tosh but they still wont let me in

Where the fook have you been hiding?

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over a year ago

"well charming cant get in police wont let me say theres some sort of shin dig going on and naked bodies told em it was only tosh but they still wont let me in

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you have a VIP pass from me tell em xx

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over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

Biggest perk? It's Toshs party .

you tell her

I just did .

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

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oh me me me xx

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

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over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

Biggest perk? It's Toshs party .

you tell her

I just did .

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Tell her I make the morning tea naked

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

the after party

Is there an after party then

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

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she had me at the blue glitter

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over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

Biggest perk? It's Toshs party .

you tell her

I just did .

Tell her I make the morning tea naked

Ooh err! Sounds perfect!

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Tart!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

the after party

Is there an after party then "
yeah. Shush but that's the time when they are all pissed and gagging for it and will shag anything

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over a year ago

"Do I throw a good party or what ?

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

nope it's free to all. Well when I say free. Obviously I do expect the perks of been the party host

Can you kindly elaborate on the perks expected before I get comfy?

Biggest perk? It's Toshs party .

you tell her

I just did .

Tell her I make the morning tea naked

Ooh err! Sounds perfect!

oh yeah. Toshs shindigs are a night to remember

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Shhh don't tell Funky Monkey- he's a bit obsessed with blue glitter!

Oh and the cake is blue as well! With snowflakes and sunflowers on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Tart!!"
Aww shucks. Thanks

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Shhh don't tell Funky Monkey- he's a bit obsessed with blue glitter!

Oh and the cake is blue as well! With snowflakes and sunflowers on!

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now yer just teasing x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy well helloooooooooooooo peoples phew thanks to who ever opened the window i climbed up drainpipe when there backs were turned i was telling them that mr tosh had a respectable member

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Shhh don't tell Funky Monkey- he's a bit obsessed with blue glitter!

Oh and the cake is blue as well! With snowflakes and sunflowers on!

now yer just teasing x"

Ask Juniper if you don't believe me! She can verify the cake!

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Shhh don't tell Funky Monkey- he's a bit obsessed with blue glitter!

Oh and the cake is blue as well! With snowflakes and sunflowers on!

now yer just teasing x

Ask Juniper if you don't believe me! She can verify the cake!

"
I likes cake

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Shhh don't tell Funky Monkey- he's a bit obsessed with blue glitter!

Oh and the cake is blue as well! With snowflakes and sunflowers on!

now yer just teasing x

Ask Juniper if you don't believe me! She can verify the cake!

Oi so can I

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over a year ago

"yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy well helloooooooooooooo peoples phew thanks to who ever opened the window i climbed up drainpipe when there backs were turned i was telling them that mr tosh had a respectable member "
no need to lie

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

I knew it!! Camp as tits you are!

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Shhh don't tell Funky Monkey- he's a bit obsessed with blue glitter!

Oh and the cake is blue as well! With snowflakes and sunflowers on!

now yer just teasing x

Ask Juniper if you don't believe me! She can verify the cake!

Oi so can I

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oh sounds Like everyone has had cake except me

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Shhh don't tell Funky Monkey- he's a bit obsessed with blue glitter!

Oh and the cake is blue as well! With snowflakes and sunflowers on!

now yer just teasing x

Ask Juniper if you don't believe me! She can verify the cake!

Oi so can I

Sending you pics now!

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

I knew it!! Camp as tits you are!

"
I am in touch with my feminine side

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Shhh don't tell Funky Monkey- he's a bit obsessed with blue glitter!

Oh and the cake is blue as well! With snowflakes and sunflowers on!

now yer just teasing x

Ask Juniper if you don't believe me! She can verify the cake!

Oi so can I

Sending you pics now!"
send me pics. Or it's a lie

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over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just seen this as I've been chatting to Canis Testiculum, I'm having a dry January, but will willingly accept any spare cake that's on offer

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over a year ago

"Just seen this as I've been chatting to Canis Testiculum, I'm having a dry January, but will willingly accept any spare cake that's on offer

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its self service. Help yerself

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over a year ago

"Bring yer own alcohol and food and serve yerself.

I'm tired

I currently have a two tier cake a ton of crisps and pop and some blue glitter cupcakes in my kitchen- but too tired to go to a party!

You had me at the two tier cake!!

she had me at the blue glitter

Shhh don't tell Funky Monkey- he's a bit obsessed with blue glitter!

Oh and the cake is blue as well! With snowflakes and sunflowers on!

now yer just teasing x

Ask Juniper if you don't believe me! She can verify the cake!

Oi so can I

Sending you pics now! send me pics. Or it's a lie

I can't cos you arent on my whatsapp like Cheeky and Juniper

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over a year ago

"Just seen this as I've been chatting to Canis Testiculum, I'm having a dry January, but will willingly accept any spare cake that's on offer

its self service. Help yerself "

If it's self service why are you employing loads of lovely ladies?

Ah right, I get it!,

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over a year ago

I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

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over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Just seen this as I've been chatting to Canis Testiculum, I'm having a dry January, but will willingly accept any spare cake that's on offer

its self service. Help yerself "

Cheers bud, are there any inebriated women lying around who might want to take advantage of me

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx

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over a year ago

"Just seen this as I've been chatting to Canis Testiculum, I'm having a dry January, but will willingly accept any spare cake that's on offer

its self service. Help yerself

If it's self service why are you employing loads of lovely ladies?

Ah right, I get it!,

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no your just there to look sexy and flirt xx

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx"
oh right I'm binned

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over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

yer need to get a man in

I do...know any?

I know a man in a hat and pants

Obviously my first choice but i heard he was tired

I reckon after a little grandad nap he would be good to go

Ohhh can i spoon?

ok bin the jimjams

Deal

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

No, I've just eaten what's left

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over a year ago

Just got in any crips left

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hello hello hello. What's going on here then

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx oh right I'm binned

Nooooooo .Just checking the new party guest out. Xx

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over a year ago

I have malteasers

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over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

yer need to get a man in

I do...know any?

I know a man in a hat and pants

Obviously my first choice but i heard he was tired

I reckon after a little grandad nap he would be good to go

Ohhh can i spoon?

ok bin the jimjams

Deal

"
yessss I've scored xx

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over a year ago

"I have malteasers

I lurve malteasers .Xx

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over a year ago

if your not going to the effort tosh im coming in my pjs

there is no formal dress. Just come . ( now where have I heard that before ? ) oh no it was cum

If only i could just cum but i will come instead

yer need to get a man in

I do...know any?

I know a man in a hat and pants

Obviously my first choice but i heard he was tired

I reckon after a little grandad nap he would be good to go

Ohhh can i spoon?

ok bin the jimjams

Deal

yessss I've scored xx

Not till you shout back of the runber net

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over a year ago

Rubber*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have malteasers

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

No, I've just eaten what's left

Have you turned blue yet?

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx oh right I'm binned

Nooooooo .Just checking the new party guest out. Xx

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I employ you and put food in your mouth and soon as a new bit of totty comes along I'm binned. That's why my cafe closed down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have malteasers

Marry me?

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over a year ago

Any drink left

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over a year ago

"I have malteasers

Marry me?

But I am nit a vicar or qualified registrar lol

You can have a nibble of my honey comb balls though

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over a year ago

Where the hell was my invite wouldn't mind I've got a full bag of party poppers left from new year.

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx oh right I'm binned

Nooooooo .Just checking the new party guest out. Xx

I employ you and put food in your mouth and soon as a new bit of totty comes along I'm binned. That's why my cafe closed down x"

Aw Tosh .Don't be mad .You is flirting too .

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over a year ago

Will exchange chocolate for a spoon

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over a year ago

"I have malteasers

Marry me?

But I am nit a vicar or qualified registrar lol

You can have a nibble of my honey comb balls though

Deal- can just see you in a dog collar.

Just. A dog collar

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx oh right I'm binned

Nooooooo .Just checking the new party guest out. Xx

I employ you and put food in your mouth and soon as a new bit of totty comes along I'm binned. That's why my cafe closed down x

Aw Tosh .Don't be mad .You is flirting too .

"
ok let's flirt

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx oh right I'm binned

Nooooooo .Just checking the new party guest out. Xx

I employ you and put food in your mouth and soon as a new bit of totty comes along I'm binned. That's why my cafe closed down x

Aw Tosh .Don't be mad .You is flirting too .

ok let's flirt

You and me?

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over a year ago

"I have malteasers

Marry me?

But I am nit a vicar or qualified registrar lol

You can have a nibble of my honey comb balls though

Deal- can just see you in a dog collar.

Just. A dog collar

I'll borrow pooches ,whoops he doesn't wear one lol

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx oh right I'm binned

Nooooooo .Just checking the new party guest out. Xx

I employ you and put food in your mouth and soon as a new bit of totty comes along I'm binned. That's why my cafe closed down x

Aw Tosh .Don't be mad .You is flirting too .

ok let's flirt

You and me?

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well we can flirt and mingle then meet up at the after party.

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx oh right I'm binned

Nooooooo .Just checking the new party guest out. Xx

I employ you and put food in your mouth and soon as a new bit of totty comes along I'm binned. That's why my cafe closed down x

Aw Tosh .Don't be mad .You is flirting too .

ok let's flirt

You and me?

well we can flirt and mingle then meet up at the after party.

Sounds like a plan .X

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over a year ago

Right I'm off to bed .Tosh; call me when the after party starts. Xxx

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

Yay .You coming to the party too?

That's it, I. Not working any more. I'm mingling .Xx oh right I'm binned

Nooooooo .Just checking the new party guest out. Xx

I employ you and put food in your mouth and soon as a new bit of totty comes along I'm binned. That's why my cafe closed down x

Aw Tosh .Don't be mad .You is flirting too .

ok let's flirt

You and me?

well we can flirt and mingle then meet up at the after party.

Sounds like a plan .X

"
does too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But just for the record- the cake looked good hey Tosh?

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over a year ago

"But just for the record- the cake looked good hey Tosh?

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excellent I was impressed xx

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over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

No, I've just eaten what's left

Have you turned blue yet?

When I get old and find the time

I'll paint a picture about my life

I'll paint it blue for you, I'll paint it blue for you.

You gave me love, a love so strong

I treated you so bad, I treated you wrong

Now I want to show, I feel so low, I'm blue for you.

When I was younger I tried so hard

To find a good woman and give her my love

I found a woman sweet as can be, I found a woman for me

I didn't know I had the world

I was still looking for ways to your love

Now that I know, I feel so low, I'm blue for you

Cheatin' and lyin', I played around

Livin' and dyin', you stood your ground.

Cheatin' and lyin', you knew so well

There's no good denying, you know me too well

When I'm alone I realise

Your eyes were smilin' but deep inside

I saw the blue in you, everything blue for you.

You gave me love, a love so strong

I treated you so bad, I treated you wrong

Now I want to show, I feel so low, I'm blue for you.

Feel so low, I'm blue for you.

I feel so low I'm blue for you.

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over a year ago

Nos da chums have a jolly evening . This dirty stop out needs his sleep

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over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

No, I've just eaten what's left

Have you turned blue yet?

When I get old and find the time

I'll paint a picture about my life

I'll paint it blue for you, I'll paint it blue for you.

You gave me love, a love so strong

I treated you so bad, I treated you wrong

Now I want to show, I feel so low, I'm blue for you.

When I was younger I tried so hard

To find a good woman and give her my love

I found a woman sweet as can be, I found a woman for me

I didn't know I had the world

I was still looking for ways to your love

Now that I know, I feel so low, I'm blue for you

Cheatin' and lyin', I played around

Livin' and dyin', you stood your ground.

Cheatin' and lyin', you knew so well

There's no good denying, you know me too well

When I'm alone I realise

Your eyes were smilin' but deep inside

I saw the blue in you, everything blue for you.

You gave me love, a love so strong

I treated you so bad, I treated you wrong

Now I want to show, I feel so low, I'm blue for you.

Feel so low, I'm blue for you.

I feel so low I'm blue for you.

thanks Ace xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nos da chums have a jolly evening . This dirty stop out needs his sleep

Night Fella xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I heard cake being mentioned....any left?

No, I've just eaten what's left

Have you turned blue yet?

When I get old and find the time

I'll paint a picture about my life

I'll paint it blue for you, I'll paint it blue for you.

You gave me love, a love so strong

I treated you so bad, I treated you wrong

Now I want to show, I feel so low, I'm blue for you.

When I was younger I tried so hard

To find a good woman and give her my love

I found a woman sweet as can be, I found a woman for me

I didn't know I had the world

I was still looking for ways to your love

Now that I know, I feel so low, I'm blue for you

Cheatin' and lyin', I played around

Livin' and dyin', you stood your ground.

Cheatin' and lyin', you knew so well

There's no good denying, you know me too well

When I'm alone I realise

Your eyes were smilin' but deep inside

I saw the blue in you, everything blue for you.

You gave me love, a love so strong

I treated you so bad, I treated you wrong

Now I want to show, I feel so low, I'm blue for you.

Feel so low, I'm blue for you.

I feel so low I'm blue for you.

"
why can't I say things like that. I just say. Wanna fuck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"why can't I say things like that. I just say. Wanna fuck

Talk to Francis Rossi then

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