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"Yer here  "Ull? I've been feeling a bit poorly today. | |||
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"Yer here
Ull? I've been feeling a bit poorly today.
"yeah we don't use The H in Ull | |||
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""This member has hidden their profile" How we supposed to find you if you're hidden? :P"  | |||
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""This member has hidden their profile" How we supposed to find you if you're hidden? :P" | |||
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""This member has hidden their profile" How we supposed to find you if you're hidden? :P" It's really very difficult. | |||
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"Yer here
Ull? I've been feeling a bit poorly today.
yeah we don't use The H in Ull "Rather like Sintellins where I hail from....or Woo where I live now! (Paul Heaton from Ull and Jaqui Heaton from Sintellins) | |||
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"I'll find you soon enough I'll just follow the trail of crumbs and sexually exhausted men "If you've got the scones ready I can follow the scent. | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning "Piss artist!   | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! "It is the City of Culture next year. | |||
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"Yer here
Ull? I've been feeling a bit poorly today.
yeah we don't use The H in Ull
Rather like Sintellins where I hail from....or Woo where I live now!
(Paul Heaton from Ull and Jaqui Heaton from Sintellins)"Yep he is. And Amy Johnson. And William Wilberforce . We are gonna be the city of culture Yer know | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! "you should know. I have pinotage | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
"2017,xx | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage "Pinotage sounds like a very old penis. | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
"well mine is knocking on xx | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx "that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady "Is that more of a Pinot Grigio? | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady
Is that more of a Pinot Grigio?"hey don't knock it . It's £,3.79 from lidl and its lush xx | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady
Is that more of a Pinot Grigio? hey don't knock it . It's £,3.79 from lidl and its lush xx"Your cock is knocking on and available at £3.79 from Lidl. I really am lost. | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady
Is that more of a Pinot Grigio? hey don't knock it . It's £,3.79 from lidl and its lush xx
Your cock is knocking on and available at £3.79 from Lidl.
I really am lost.
"well I'm not getting nowt on here so I thought I would Market it  | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage "Can't you get medicine for that...????  ?xxx | |||
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"I've found you.....but from the noises you're making I ain't letting you out of the cupboard!" Could I have a torch, please? | |||
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"Looked! Couldn't find! Gave up! "Thanks for looking but your lack of stamina has been noted. | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
"And he'll still be pissed!! | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! "Is pissed a culture? | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Can't you get medicine for that...???? ?xxx "nah it needs lots of care and attention | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! "yeah says miss teetotal  | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage "You drank all my Pinotage 
But I have James Brown and Luther Vandross!
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal " | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
"yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ? | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ? "Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! "good. You deserve a good night out xx | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! good. You deserve a good night out xx"I does. I got applause too!!  | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! good. You deserve a good night out xx
I does. I got applause too!! "oh fuck yer dint Chet yer tits out again did yer ? | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! good. You deserve a good night out xx
I does. I got applause too!! oh fuck yer dint Chet yer tits out again did yer ? "get | |||
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! good. You deserve a good night out xx
I does. I got applause too!! oh fuck yer dint Chet yer tits out again did yer ? "Haha, no that only happens when I dance with you..... | |||
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"Has anybody found her yet ? "Apparently I'm not in Uzbekistan. I'm getting hungry so I hope I'm found soon. | |||
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"Has anybody found her yet ?
Apparently I'm not in Uzbekistan.
I'm getting hungry so I hope I'm found soon.
"Crumpet Loaf ready to go in the toaster I hope they're quick ... | |||
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"Has anybody found her yet ?
Apparently I'm not in Uzbekistan.
I'm getting hungry so I hope I'm found soon.
Crumpet Loaf ready to go in the toaster
I hope they're quick ..."I really hope I'm somewhere near Ooop North. Once I am found I am considering an Ooop North tour in March. | |||
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me. "I like confidence in a man | |||
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man "He's a very confident man... with a SatNav. | |||
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
"He'll end up in a ditch in a field | |||
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field "He does like a bit of outdoor action. | |||
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
"Is he a bull? | |||
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
Is he a bull?"No, I'm a bull. His birthday is in July. | |||
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"You're back a little bit. "I'm waving in case the SatNav doesn't work. I don't know what coordinates he is entering for 'cleavage' but he said he'd find me if my cleavage is on show. | |||
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
Is he a bull?
No, I'm a bull. His birthday is in July.
"If you're a bull, can I tickle yer bollocks  | |||
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"You're back a little bit.
I'm waving in case the SatNav doesn't work. I don't know what coordinates he is entering for 'cleavage' but he said he'd find me if my cleavage is on show.
"You can't miss your cleavage.
Going to put "cock" in my satnav and see where I end up. | |||
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
Is he a bull?
No, I'm a bull. His birthday is in July.
If you're a bull, can I tickle yer bollocks "You're a fish and fish get tickled - not bulls. | |||
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"You're back a little bit.
I'm waving in case the SatNav doesn't work. I don't know what coordinates he is entering for 'cleavage' but he said he'd find me if my cleavage is on show.
You can't miss your cleavage.
Going to put "cock" in my satnav and see where I end up. "You'll be spoilt for choice. | |||
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"I must have a twatnav cause I tend to attract them all when I'm out "It's nice to be attractive, isn't it? | |||
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
Is he a bull?
No, I'm a bull. His birthday is in July.
If you're a bull, can I tickle yer bollocks
You're a fish and fish get tickled - not bulls.
"Touché | |||
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"I must have a twatnav cause I tend to attract them all when I'm out
It's nice to be attractive, isn't it?
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